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Ethan Hawke’s new look is AMAZING. (It’s for a movie!) [I'm Not Obsessed]
Olivia Wilde shows off the engagement ring that Jason Sudeikis gave her. [A Socialite Life]
This story about Justin Bieber’s anti-choice mom is awful. [LaineyGossip]
I feel for you, Boston. Stay safe during the Snowpocalypse. [Dlisted]
Meme: Beyonce’s unflattering Half-time show pics. [Buzzfeed]
John Mayer admits that he’s pretty douchey. [Pop Sugar]
The most disturbing part of Denzel Washington’s Flight. [Pajiba]
What the fug, Patricia Arquette? [Go Fug Yourself]
This is the best Prince GIF ever. That is all. [Evil Beet]
Willow Smith pulls out of the Annie remake because she’s smart. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Hilary Duff looks very fit these days. [Popoholic]
Mario Lopez wants you to look at his body. [The Blemish]
Blake Lively looks great in these new photos. Love the emeralds! [Moe Jackson]
Quvenzhané Wallis teaches us how to pronounce her name. [Jezebel]
Sarah Ferguson got hacked too. [Wonderwall]
Janice Dickinson in closeup = no bueno. [Celebslam]
Preview of Taylor Swift’s Elle cover. [Amy Grindhouse]
Film critic refers to Melissa McCarthy as a “hippo”. Not cool. [CDAN]
Written by Kaiser
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- Real Housewives of Orange County recap [Reality Tea]
- New Man of Steel trailer [Pajiba]
- Jared Padalecki’s hot bod [Buzzfeed]
- Doctors confirm Taylor Swift’s new boobs [Evil Beet]
- Catherine Zeta-Jones finished treatment [CDAN]
- Anna Paquin hates the paps [Celebslam]
- Lance Armstrong is gross [The Blemish]
- What is Barbara Palvin wearing? [Moe Jackson]
- This is Petra Nemcova? [SVC]



















Not hatin’ that!
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Right?! Anything beats his usual homeless look, frankly, and this is just one step better.
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I would not have recognized him. I thought maybe Guy Fiore lost some weight.
DIgging him with the eyeliner though!!
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I miss men in eyeliner.
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Don’t get the appeal at all
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He looks like he just got done cooking up a batch of meth
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This.
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Agree, he looks an addict plain and simple. He isnt that old.
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Ha ha! He really does.
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I used to think he was SO beautiful! But he has meth face now.
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Thanks. I needed that laugh.
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He looks like Zoolander in his “Derelique” campaign XD
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That’s pretty f-king amazing.
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iam sorry but he looks positively mad
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I know. He looks scary
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Idk why…but I like this.
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Wow, Ethan. Midlife crisis fashion choices are never pretty. The harsh hair and eyeliner just make him look old and skeevy.
If he were 15 years younger, Joe Simpson would be all over that!
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It’s for a play he’s in
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That’s good to hear, but still…YEESH!
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Doesn’t mean he has to walk offstage looking like a sad old Mark McGrath wannabe. That’s what hats and Albolene cream are for.
Since the ’90s Hawke has always struck me as a major full-of-himself douche. Glad to see he’s maintaining that image.
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This is a joke, right? He can’t copy Billy Idol; it just doesn’t work.
Willow Smith is too smart to play Annie; how annoying.
The one that takes the cake though, is Mario Lopez. He’s one of the most irritating of all.
I’ll say something nice, though…I like Ethan’s black suit/T-shirt, and he has a nice smile.
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Read the Willow Smith link, it’s not what you think. She told her dad she didn’t want to do it because she just wants to be a kid for a while. Which is sad to me that she had to tell him that, but good for her that she did.
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Ugh snowpocalypse. I feel for Boston. Our snow is supposed to start tonight… expecting around 30cm in my parts, 40 in other parts of NS. Thankfully, I don’t work tomorrow
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I’m in Boston and I love this stuff. I think a lot of us do. I’d not trade it for the world. Year round winter would be incredible. But yeah, despite my enthusiasm I know it’s going to be bad as far as utilities etc. Our governor declared a travel ban statewide. The penalty for getting on the road during the ban can be up to a year in jail! I doubt that would ever happen, though. I just can’t see someone in jail for a year for driving to the grocery store.
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I’m in Greenwood, NS. We are expecting 35-40 or more cm. FUN. And I work in a weather office, so although I am on leave right now, I have friends/co-workers having to measure all that crap and be out in it several times per hour. As for hubby and I, we are snug in our very disorganized new home (movers moved us in yesterday, still unpacking, painting and lots of floors to do. So at least we can keep busy here for the duration of the weaner, lol.
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I didn’t think it was possible for me to be less attracted to Ethan Hawke.
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The saying I just threw up in my mouth a little applies to this photo.
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What.the.hell.did.he.do.to.himself?
Role or no role, it’s disturbing.
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Those Beyonce memes had me in tears of laughter I saw it on buzzfeed yesterday!!! The one with the caption “When she raised the roof” is EPIC! And the publicist who had the nerve to email them to ask to have them pics removed must be fuming hahahahahaaaaa love it!
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Aren’t they fabulous? If the publicist hadn’t drawn attention to them, no one would have noticed or cared.
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That’s actually the best part of this whole thing.
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I know, right???? I wouldn’t have noticed a thing. It’s like someone who’s overweight not wanting this or that pic because it makes him/her looks fat…uh….of course it does, and queen B looks like she really is, as well, she does the power poses and then expects them to look….what????
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“Rocket Beyonce” is my favorite.
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My favourite:
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/2/7/14/enhanced-buzz-8698-1360264619-1.jpg
“Hurray! I helped!”
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Eve! Where have you been?
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someone’s feeling the need to get tested right about now. lol
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I know it’s for a movie but he truly does look cracked out.
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Sorry but amazing isn’t how I describe his look-does nothing for me
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he looks hot!
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I’m confused because even though he’s blond, he reminds me of Billie Joe from Green Day!
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I’ve always disliked Rex Reed, even decades ago when he was moderately relevant. There was always something reptilian and slimy about him. Now I loathe him. How DARE he make those horrible comments about Melissa McCarthy, that is beyond shameful. She is a goddess in my eyes.
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+100
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He looks pudgy
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I could see the hair cut and color for a role. But unless the eyeliner is permanent, he should have de-Maybelined before he left the house.
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These were press photos of him and the cast on opening night of the play; that’s probably why his makeup was still on. Hopefully he wouldn’t wear that out in public. Yuck.
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something happened to him when he hit puberty,,,,, ugly stick
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He looks like Ben Stiller gone mad. Not a good look for him.
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Great! You nailed it! (I was thinking: cross between Billy Idol/Keith Richards/a touch of Bowie thrown in) but Mad Stiller it is!
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He looks like zoolander on crack
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He’s the tiniest bit too skinny. It actually makes him look a bit like Ronnie Wood with dyed hair.
But this look is still quite sexy.
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Ahhhh, new Prince music. Even when it’s not great, it’s still great.
Justin Timberlake wishes his best efforts sounded like this. Sit down, Pipsqueak, and take notes.
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Yes! I’ve been staring at that gif for 10 minutes.
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I’m in tears over those bey memes!!! Too funny!
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Ethan has been one of my favorite actors since I was 14, when I saw Dead Poets Society. I grew up and older with his coming-of-age and romantic films (Reality Bites, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Snow Falling on Cedars, …). I think he is an underrated actor. He will always be one of my favorites. Before Midnight is getting great reviews.
He just needs to get some weight and some vacations in the sun. But I find the look positively crazy.
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My first thought was Brad Pit and the famous 40-ish midlife crisis men go through.
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Oh my god. I never thought this day would come, but my Ethan Hawke hard-on is officially OVER.
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To me Ethan looks like Mark mcGrath from Sugar Ray. I know it’s for a role but he looks ridiculous.
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Fug!
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Young Einstein, Yahoo Serious.
Yeah, I’m that old.
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I can’t stop laughing!! What in the Billy Idol hell!! Noooooo…
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Ethan’s new ‘do is for a play, Clive. It’s great. He’s genius. Go see it.
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He looks like a meth addicted zombie. He looks like crap.
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I am to fly to Boston on the 19th, I hope it the weather is better by then. My thoughts are with everyone in NE.
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Ethan.. ugh
Is this for a movie? Because I saw pictures of him a while ago and was thinking he looked nice. I’m not attracted to him. I think it is his mouth or something. But he looked heavier in the pics I saw. So is this for a movie role?
I know I’m in the minority. But I like John Mayer. And like him with Katy.
Rex Reed is well his comments about Melissa are just wrong, but I see the same thing on the other end being said about women that are thin. YET there is not outcry. Look at Governor Christie.. lots of jokes and talk about his weight. hmmmm I guess the snake has turned. I like Melissa but I don’t like how it is fine to make ugly comments about women that are thin, but now overweight is off limits.
Rex Reed should be (fill in the blank). It is wrong no matter what. Sorry I’m rambling a bit.
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I think eHawk looks terrible – like some sad old hipster who doesn’t know his time has passed.
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Does anyone else think he sort of looks like Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray?
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THAAAAAAAT’S IT. I was searching for the name.
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Thought that’s who it was. Know the look is for a play, but it makes him look like a 50 yr. old meth addict.
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Hideous. Just hideous.
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Hot!
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This look is for a play, not a film, which he also directed (Vincent D’onofrio is also in it!). Yes, he looks a bit rough, but he’s supposed to look like an addict – that’s what his character in the play is. I saw it last week and he was phenomenal, and yes I’ve loved him since Dead Poet’s Society, too!
I haven’t loved every film/play he’s ever done, but really admire the choices he makes in his career.
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Apparently Before Midnight (with Hawke and Delpy) is amazing, hopefully he’ll ditch this look before the mainstream marketing!
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I can’t wait to see it! I loved the first two
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I also admire his career choices. Not all the movies he was in were good, but some were great and special and became cult movies. Dead Poets Society to start with. I love the two Before…, Snow Falling on Cedars and Gattaca. I’d love to see this play.
“Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead” is a must-watch too.
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Lmfao infinity
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Ignoring the mean language, Reed got it right. She is a gimmicky actress, like all overweight women in Hollywood, because they get pigeon-holed into the fat-and-funny-friend role. Yes, even when she was on Gilmore Girls. The only person who managed to not make her body the topic du jour and be in the limelight was Roseanne.
lmao at this comment at the source “Angry old queen. Be nice to us fat girls… we were the only people who’d hang with you back in the South”
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He looks like Billie Joe Armstrong.
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Mother Bieber comes across like she just spat out a mouthful of penis behind a Piggly-Wiggly to get the funds for her next trip to Destin, Florida, where her plans include robbing a bunch of seniors for the hell of it.
She’s garbage and raised an arrogant, garbage kid. Ludwig and his mother are flipping her off from their respective graves.
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Oh Ethan! I watched Before Sunrise again a few days ago, and his smile and expressions in that movie still melt my heart after all these years. He’s lost weight to play this drug addict rocker. He looked good a few months ago. Hopefully, he’ll look good again when Before Midnight premiers. Can’t wait!
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