Katie Price slams Kelly Brook: ‘You’re a heffer, Kelly, but still a hot one’

This is the funniest/dumbest C-list story to come out in a while. It involves Katie Price and Kelly Brook, two “celebrities” barely known outside of England. I suspect Kelly Brook is more well-known in America because she’s pretty and she has amazing boobs, so it’s best just to think of her as “England’s Original Kate Upton”. As for Katie Price… she’s a super-trashy reality star and “glamour model” who is famous for marrying a string of gay dudes and for having huge implants. And for being orange.

So… Katie Price started it. She told The Sun that she had recently seen some photos of Kelly Brook in a bikini, and that Kelly looked like she had gained weight after her breakup from Thom Evans. Except Katie wrote it in her particular way:

‘The pictures of Kelly modelling her latest New Look swimwear range in Miami don’t seem to be airbrushed and I’m FLABbergasted to see how big Kelly really is. You’re a heffer, Kelly, but still a hot one.’

‘Rumour has it she’s been hanging out with our mutual ex Danny Cipriani. Knowing him, I guess she’s probably been doing a bit of comfort eating.’

‘Kelly Brook is a brilliant role model for young girls because of her curvy figure. Every mum should make her daughter look at the recent set of pictures that show Kelly modelling her latest New Look range in Miami.’

[Via The Mail]

So, Katie called Kelly a “heffer” and then made an allusion to the rumor that Kelly is back to seeing Danny Cipriani, who Katie also dated briefly. After everyone freaked out, Katie tried to sort-of apologize, saying: “I don’t think girls read sun col right as I never slagged off bigger girls my sister is bigger and curvy women are sexy and men prefer that. I was saying she looks bigger than normal which she does but she is still stunning! if I put on weight people say I’m pregnant I cant win.” She also tweeted: “I love the fact people comment on my opinions! everyone has nasty opinions to say about me I havent said anything untrue just my observation.”

So what did Kelly do? She kept it classy. She tweeted: “I was really disappointed when I heard what had been said. It is unladylike as far as I’m concerned for another woman to say that sort of thing publicly about another woman… I wasn’t angry with what she said, just confused. I definitely don’t look like a heifer and it’s not something I am going to lose any sleep over. I was only angry because the comments put such a dampener on such an amazing trip to Miami to shoot my New Look campaign.” Well said, Kelly. You are not a “heffer” or a “heifer”. You have a lovely figure! An aspirational figure.

Anyway, some source claims Katie was just slamming Kelly because Katie is “very jealous that Kelly and Danny are now hanging out together all of the time. She really fancied him and hoped that things would work out but they didn’t, so you can imagine how she feels to see him and Kelly back together again.” So budget.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.


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  1. Lizzy1013 says:

    This disgusts me… Why can’t women support each other? I’d kill for those curves! Kelly not only looks classy in these photos, but her response was classy as well. I’m sure Katie price’s idea of a bathing suit is some butt floss!!

  2. Evelyn says:

    She’s probably just mad because she got a garter tattooed on her thigh

  3. Leen says:

    Is Katie price insane?! (well she is but..). Kelly Brook’s body is gorgeous!

  4. Aud says:

    By the time Price is 70, that garter tattoo on her leg will resemble a dead bat.

  5. Miss Kiki says:

    KP is an idiot but a funny one. Kelly Brook has consistently annoyed me for the last few years. Make of that what you will.

  6. MsAubra says:

    I’m shaped the same way…HEFFERS IN THE HOOOOUSE!!!!!

  7. jinni says:

    Kelly looks really good, so I don’t understand were this chick is coming from. Besides didn’t she not that long ago miscarry? Maybe she hasn’t lost what little weight she gain from that. Maybe she’s holding on to it because that’s all she has left of her baby. Who knows.

  8. virginia5 says:

    honestly I don’t find kelly pretty..but she certainly is not a heffer.

  9. Lolly says:

    Women will always be other womens worst enemies

  10. ella says:

    I can’t believe nobody has commented on how they kept “casually” mentioning “Kelly’s New Look swimwear collection”.

    This is the most obvious PR stunt in PR stunt history.

  11. A. says:

    Kelly looks a bit bigger that normally but she still looks much better and classier than Katie.

  12. bar world land says:

    I think Kelly’s body is gorgeous! We all know Katie Price is England’s old-ass equivalent to Courtney Stodden.

    Also, that first bathing suit that Kelly is wearing is seriously cute.

  13. Chordy says:

    “Kelly Brook is a brilliant role model for young women because of her curvy figure.”

    Sad that we still select our female role models on body shape.

  14. Patrice says:

    @GirlyGirl: You’re 100% right on with that one!

    I normally avoid taking the route of saying that anyone-particularly when it comes to women-criticizing someone else must ONLY be doing so because they’re “jealous”, but I think in this case it’s completely undeniable.

    Look how curvy and beautiful Kelly looks in every.single.one of those pictures! Does she look a tiny bit fuller than she usdd to? Sure. But who cares?? That comes with age! Kelly was naturally made that way and it seems that Ms. Price suffers from some sort of body dismorphic disorder the results of which have been her spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on (bad) plastic surgery in a futile attempt to become what she percieves as beautiful. This is just a pure case of “Haters gonna hate” if you ask me and Kelly couldn’t have handled it better :D I hope she doesn’t lose a single lb because of this bag of crazy!

  15. Turtle Dove says:

    Kelly looks ahhhh-mazing. No cellulite either. Just all smooth skin and big boobs.

    (grumbles leaves thread)

  16. Kate says:

    Knowing him, I guess she’s probably been doing a bit of comfort eating.’

    That’s actually surprisingly subtle for Katie Price. I think a sub-editor said, “You can’t say that – that’s libellous!” and then reworded it accordingly. Though she’s always had issues with Kelly Brook, probably because KB was always seen as the classier version (she dated Jason Statham and Billy Zane, rather than Z listers, and she’s never as far as I know been topless). Katie Price said she was a pretty girl but dressed like a Granny a few years ago. Which, looking at how Katie Price dresses, poor girl, is a definite compliment.

    Bonus points to Kelly Brook for employing staff capable of spelling “heifer” correctly.

    And people thought Honey Boo Boo lacked class. She’s streets ahead of our reality stars.

  17. velvet says:

    Somewhat off topic but still about Katie Price.

    Check out Katie Price’s wedding to Peter Andre.


  18. B says:

    Well, that’s a back-handed compliment if there every was one.

    …Loving the flower in Kelly’s hair (with the navy bikini) and the light blue bikini with the ruffles and headband…adorable!

  19. Caroline says:

    Flab flab flab everywhere.

  20. hmm says:

    Kelly Brook is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. I swear, everytime I see her, I can’t help but stare and be ENVIOUS. I’m sure Katie is too.

  21. Shelly says:

    If Kelly Brook is a heifer, well then, I wanna be a heifer, too!