‘Cloud Atlas’ UK premiere was a sausage party: who would you rather?

I was happy to see that Cloud Atlas was finally being released in England, and I clicked on WENN’s premiere photo set, hoping that my love James D’Arcy was there, not expecting to see him or anybody of interest. But as it turns out, it was a total sausage party at the London premiere, and some of the dudes are quite hot and/or doable. My guy D’Arcy was there (he’s so lovely and tall), as was Tom Hiddleston, Jim Sturgess (Pillow-Weeper), Ben Whishaw (gay, hot and talented), Hugh Grant (meh) and Jim Broadbent (God, I love him).

So here are some photos of all of the lovely and talented men. Since I came to the party for my lover James D’Arcy, I think I’d like to start things off with him, dong-wise. And then I’ll move to Hiddleston, then some gossip and banter with Ben Whishaw, and then maybe I’ll see if Sturgess is any good at flirting, then I’ll go back for another dose of D’Arcy. Jim Broadbent gets to cook my breakfast and Hugh Grant gets to flirt with me and tease me a little. That’s it. That’s all I want.

PS… I just came to a strange realization about Hiddles. If Hollywood ever decides to do a Danny Kaye bio-pic, I think Hiddles is the only actor who could do it. Considering Danny Kaye was one of my first loves, I don’t know how to feel about this.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. T.Fanty says:

    Oh, good morning.

    Hiddles. Hiddles. Hiddles. Ben Whishaw can stand close by and recite bits of Richard II for me, for when I’m done.

    (darn: right as I hit submit, I opened twitter)

    ETA: @ Miss Eyre. Saw this and thought of you. McAvoy channeling Ewan:

  2. allons-y alonso says:

    2 things:

    1) No contest for me. Tom Hiddleston is delicious.

    2) I adore Ben Whishaw. He’d be the best gay friend ever and I love him as Freddie Lyon in The Hour.

  3. Pandora says:

    Adore Ben Whishaw! Adore, adore.

  4. Lexie says:


    though the others are good too. except for sturgess. i just can’t with that guy.

  5. moon says:

    something about hiddles just makes me think…playboy.

  6. GoodCapon says:

    AHHH James D’arcy!!

    I’m a big fan of Hiddles but he has been featured here on CB a lot whereas James hardly gets a look in – so I call dibs on James :D Btw, is he graying or is just the camera flashes?

    PS Ben Whishaw is gay?!

  7. Miss M says:

    I think Kaiser is really trying to get into the Hiddles territory.

    I want to see an epic fight between Kaiser and ms Kay… Hahahaha

  8. kitkerenina says:

    I fancy Mr. D’arcy ‘very great.’

  9. GeeMoney says:

    No Cumberbatch? So sad.

    Hugh Grant is really showing his age.

  10. Nanz says:

    Lovely. Great way to start a Tuesday. Hugh looks rough. Maybe he’s helping with middle-of-the-night diaper changes?

  11. Hoya_chick says:

    Tom Hiddleston is just it. Like can’t put into words make my biscuit tingle kind of it. Sigh.

  12. Jen34 says:

    None of these guys do anything for me.

  13. Lipsy says:

    This is a great Tuesday morning!!! Tom looks GORGEOUS.

  14. DreamyK says:

    That vest that Ben is wearing is fabulous. Love his whole outfit.

    Hiddles needs to get a better make-up artist, he’s got that face and neck different colors thing going on again.

  15. andrea says:

    Awww, the boys are so cute. And so unevenly orange.

  16. Shira says:

    OMG James D’Arcy OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! One of the hottest guys ever, him doing Secret Diary of a Call Girl was too.effing.much!

  17. EscapedConvent says:

    I can’t figure out what Jim Sturgess does to his hair. The front has a sort of “cut with a knife & fork” look.

    Also, James D’Arcy is hot & has occasionally reminded me of Cumby just a little. But….no one can touch Cumby in his heart-melting beauty. Nobody.

  18. T.Fanty says:

    By the way, how much better does Hiddles look when he’s not wearing a Christina Agulera level of foundation?

  19. Lemony says:

    It’s soooo damn cold where I live but these pics of Tom are definitely warming things up

  20. Maddy says:

    Hate to crush your dreams about Jim Broadbent, but he is not a very nice man. He lives in my town, and he once came out at lunchtime and screamed at me and all my friends, calling us “lazy teenage thugs,” for… Wait for it… Sitting on the brick wall outside my friend’s house during our lunch break.
    He’s also opened my friend’s drama school, and the teachers were surprised by how short-tempered he was.

  21. Reece says:

    I love Hiddleston posts. lol
    *sips coffee breaks off a piece of croissant*

  22. Gemini08 says:

    Ahhhh….Hiddles looking yummy as usual. I seriously could climb that man like a tree.

  23. Circe says:

    I’ll take Stugess and Wishaw AND YOU CANNOT MAKE ME CHOOSE.

  24. Not really my types…
    Me likes hot metal musicians… Sexy as hell with guitars in their hands, playing the s..t out of these instruments, setting my imagination on fire… What could they do with these fingers on my… Stop… I think I’m going too far, that’s not the website for it…

  25. lex lane says:

    i’ll have the blonde one