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I keep telling you that Dina Lohan LOVES having Lindsay in New York/Long Island these days. In my mind, Lindsay’s crackiness and Dina’s tequila-ness feed each other until they’re gorging on each other’s delusions, building each other higher and drunker and higher until the craziest things sound like perfectly good ideas. I also believe that Dina is pretty much acting as Lindsay’s “pimp” these days, and by that I mean “her manager, complete with a 20% percentage because Lindsay is dumb enough to give her mother 20%.” So what have Dina and Lindsay cooked up this week? Besides meth!
Cash-strapped Lindsay Lohan is seeking a staggering half million dollars for a energy drink promotional appearance in Dubai, but her latest legal woes could derail the planned trip, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
“Lindsay wants $500k for an appearance in Dubai to promote Mr. Pink’s Ginseng Energy Drink, which executives at the company are balking at. Mr. Pink is prepared to offer the actress $200k, and would pay for all of LiLo’s travel expenses,” a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively.
“However, the trip might not happen at all because of Lindsay’s criminal past and current pending criminal charges. Dubai has very strict laws about convicted criminals entering the country, and Lindsay is still on probation for a necklace theft case. Lindsay is very upset about her financial woes and doesn’t trust her new lawyer, Mark Heller, to handle the Dubai travel problem,” the insider added.
As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the troubled starlet, 26, was forced to move from Los Angeles, back to New York, because she could no longer afford to pay the $8k monthly rent on her house.
“Lindsay is being forced to live at home with Dina because she can’t afford any other options at the moment,” an insider previously revealed. “Lindsay is flat-out broke and can’t even afford to rent a two-bedroom apartment in North Hollywood.”
Living at home with Mama Lohan was cramping Lindsay’s hard partying lifestyle, and she has since been staying at a friend’s apartment in New York City. Adding to Lindsay’s dire financial straits – Chase Bank’s intent to foreclose on the $1.3 million Long Island mansion that Dina owns.
Dina’s financial problems have been well-chronicled throughout the years, as the show biz parent, who’s reportedly more than $1 million in the red, was previously on the brink of foreclosure both last year and in 2005. The mother and daughter clashed last fall over a $40,000 loan LiLo gave Dina to dodge the bank repossessing the home.
The energy drink appearance, “simply must happen for Lindsay. She is absolutely desperate for the cash. The shocking this is that she will burn through that money just as quickly as she gets paid,” the insider said.
Read between the lines. Not only does Lindsay truly and sincerely want $500,000 for an appearance on behalf of “Mr. Pink” – she also wants to fly first class and to have first class accommodations. And I wonder what Lindsay will do when she gets to Dubai? Find the first sheik, prince or oil baron and offer her patented $100K beej? Yes, it’s a perfect money-making scheme if you’re a crackhead with no marketable skills and a mother who will literally sell you to pay off her house.
Also: Page Six reported yesterday that Lindsay is still hanging out with that 22-year-old DJ Julian Cavin. I kind of feel bad for the poor little guy. He’s only 22! He’s going to have to live the rest of his life knowing that he willingly slept with the Cracken. Ha… and now Julian has told TMZ that they’re “just friends”. Poor kid.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Lindsay Lohan
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Mr Pink is a name for a penis!!! Does the company not realize that?
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Hahaha!
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It’s also the name of one of the dudes in Reservoir Dogs. (Steve Buscemi!)
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I adore Steve Buscemi. I have since RDogs. He is one of my all-time favourite actors.
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LadyD – He is freakin’ AWESOME! Do you watch Boardwalk Empire? (If not, you should. He is just so…GOOD.)
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i guess they do realize ,and i guess thats why its called so , (must be some kind of mojo for men),and thats why Cracken was hired
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Wouldn’t she be an anti-mojo for men?…
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Hope she goes and steals something cracken will have a hand cut off for that. Please take your drunk ass mom with you. Nothing but long island white trash!
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Honestly, she’s not worth what Pink has offered…she can’t even hold the can with the product name facing the cameras. The rest of this story just makes me shudder with revulsion.
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She…does not look well.
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I agree…she looks high as a kite. She also looks about 45. Wonder if she is going to make it past 30.
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I was going to take offense to that, but then I realized that even on my worst day I don’t look as rough as she does. And she’s almost 20 years younger than me! So now I don’t feel bad.
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She really has reached a point where just looking at her is uncomfortable.
Yes, she is a major, total, utter complete twat…. But, anymore pointing and laughing in her direction feels disgusting and unnecessarily cruel.
The next step is either the Dana Plato route, or Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.
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‘What to they have coked up?’ So so funny.
Just friends’ from Julian, makes me think he’s better than alright.
As for Lindz, she’s bound to make that much and more, one way or another. (One man or another)
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Energy drink? I can;t think of anyone less energetic, more lazy and absolutely crypt looking than Lindsey Lohan.
Perhaps Dubai will teach little Miss Lohan criminal charges do matter.
WAIT – I take it all back, who else is that qualified to suck down Mr. Pink?
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bahahaha YES. you win for your crypt keeper comment. I couldn’t agree more. oh lindsay lohan is pimping something? no thanks, I’m gonna have to pass and continue living a dignified life.
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She just looks like a 40 year old bar skank. Nothing against 40 year old bar skanks…
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You just insulted all 40 year old bar skanks, go down 4 cracktini’s and repent!
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Ya’ll ever notice that no matter what the job, appearance or whatever Lindsay is supposedly involved in…the pay or fee is always a redicluous amount of money….1 million….2 million…500,000 ….alway 6 zero’s involved…..her purse …5000….her shoes 7000 and etc etc etc they don’t recogizine numbers with less the 4 zero in it……and nothing they she ever wears carrys or rides in looks like it is worth more the 20 dollars from the Goodwill……cheap cheap cheap..Y ou know Dina fs you stop inflating the numbers so much to sound important it would be more believiable
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Agreed. I just bought a $3 sweater from Goodwill the other day, and I look like a million bucks in it. Something cheap can look rich, and something expensive will always look cheap when it’s encasing something cheap and unwashed.
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Let us not forget to factor in the $100 a day on The Canyons.
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We’ll give you $500k to stay away from Dubai,Linds.
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I don’t think it is safe for her to go to Dubai, they do not screw around on even petty crime….on second thought, Bon voyage Lilo!
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Word. Hope she is stupid enough to try stealing in an off-with-your-hands country. (I can dream) I hope she gets caught with drugs. She can’t go 3 days, never mind a week without stimulants.
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Dubai wants tourism but has some draconian laws, so they operate under a compromise. Basically, any foreigner who breaks the law gets extradited immediately and barred from coming back–no punishment; they just kick ‘em out.
So the Cracken claws would be safe from the chopping block, but she wouldn’t get any more sheik-blowing opportunities.
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Yeah, I was thinking along those lines too. A foreign prison could hold her, surely.
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Depends on who you know as we’ll. if you are tight with the royal family, nothing will happen to you.
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Put the 500k straight to your tax bill Lindsay then invest the rest in a solid savings account.
Then, go find a real job and get your life back on track.
Simple!
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but there are crack dens to rent and lines to do and backstage The Wanted passes to buy, and beejes to give….
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Ha ha ha!
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There’s a fatal flaw in that plan, and that flaw’s name is “Cracken”.
Would you hire her? As a maid, as a cashier, as anything?
Would you trust her to show up on time, to not steal, to treat her coworkers well?
Until her head-space changes, she’s a lousy employee in any field.
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Lindsey and Dina are cooking meth in their basement? LOL
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I don’t think this deal is one of Dina’s. I think this one is being set up by her brother Michael. Remember when Daddy ML wanted to stage the failed intervention and it came out that the money from the last Mr. Pink event (pics above) went into her brother’s bank account.
This company cracks me up. According to their website you can only buy the drink in LA and Las Vegas. What is promoting it in Dubai going to get them? It doesn’t look they have a distribution system set up. They can’t ship it to a convenience store in Kansas City but they’re going to Dubai? Riiiggghttt.
Dudes, you already got whatever internet/media buzz out of the Lohan association you’re going to get. Cut your losses, promote your product (not Lohan) and build your business in a smart way.
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So, her Sultan/Sheik is footing the bill?
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Isn’t the owner of the company one of her sultans/sheiks? So, presumably, he can say he is paying for her appearance on behalf of his drink, and in reality, he’s paying for every disgusting deviant sex act he can think of without his wives, the law, or anyone else being any the wiser. Hell, he can get her there and sell tickets to bang her and perhaps turn a tidy profit himself if he finds the right wealthy, willing set of needy little perverts.
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They seem to be trawling for whatever celebs they can get.
LL looks even worse than usual here. Is she all squinty because she’s high? What’s with her hair? Why does she have a double chin?
5 years ago she didn’t have to work at being pretty. Now she better put some effort into it!
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I would never touch a man who slept with someone like her. That’s all I have to add to this conversation.
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Does anyone really drink Mr. Pink because of Lindsay? I can’t imagine that an endorsement by her means squat.
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All I can think of is at least you and I now know the name of the drink. I doubt I’d have noticed its existence shilled by anyone else.
Not that I’ll drink the muck though.
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Sure, why not? I want $500K to go to work today. Who’s ready to pay up?
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You damn well deserve it more than she does.
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I’m at a loss as to why anyone would hire/pay her for anything. What am I missing here?
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What the hell’s going on with her neck in the second picture??
And is that her ‘acting’ in the first one? ‘Mmmmmm, yummy caffeine!’
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Anybody else notice that LL has been relatively quiet since returning from LA? I wonder if it’s a strategy on her part or if she’s been banned from any of the bigger shindigs around NYC.
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unless that energy drink is made of coke, it’s false advertising
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