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Gimme Botox, Botox, Mo, Mo, Mo tox
After a year or so when she proved herself the most Teflon of models … with drug scandals sliding off her like – well like wrinkles off a thoroughly botoxed brow – Kate Moss may have met her match. No not Pete Doherty, her scary soulmate match, but Father Time – an unforgiving parent indeed. If Your Heart belongs to Daddy your Face Belongs to Every else and everyone’s a critic. The News of the World reports the beginning of the end:
SUPERMODEL Kate Moss is facing the axe from her campaign with make-up giants Rimmel because they want someone younger.
Rimmel has secretly been holding castings for young girls to find a replacement for Kate, who turned 33 this month.
A source said: “Age catches up with everyone—even Kate. But she hasn’t been told anything by Rimmel.“At 33 she’s getting on in terms of modelling. And she recently moaned about her face, saying she needed Botox.
The treatments should be easily affordable: after her front page cocaine scandals Kate racked up a career high of contracts and campaigns. It was all the more notable as she cruised by with the most Diet Coke version of rehab and mea culpa. Back in the day some real crawling was required for public forgiveness … but little KatMo pretty much scribbled half an apology on a post-it, stuck it on the front door and left town for a long weekend in Ibiza.
Back with a slight tan and a little sand in her luggage … Burberry and the rest of the world did glam photos and big hugs … and all was right with the world. Tick Tick Tick … time rumbles on and the International Code of Model Shelf-Life kicks in.
How long till the Kate Motox cover story… tick tick tick again.
Pictures from KateMossCollection forum and Kate Moss Fans’ Gallery at Libero.It.
Written by UrbanDK
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what’s with the two cigarettes?
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Kate Moss has fans?
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God, it sad to know that you are considered “too old” when you reach the ripe ol’ age of 33. No wonder so many girls have complexes these days. Look at the role models they are supplied with…oh, and that “ciggy” isn’t doing anything to help the lines(?) on Kate’s face either, but I guess it doesn’t matter when you’re face can be pumped and refilled at any 7-11. Who the hell needs to politely smile anyway, right?
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Yeah, cigarettes are probably what’s taking their toll on her.
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All of this talk lately about banning models that are underweight and don’t have a high enough BMI- what about a model who has/has had a serious drug problem and dates a known drug user? How in the world does she keep these high paying contracts?
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Nevermind botox, can’t she just stay home an watch her kid for two seconds?
Not to mention I wonder if she puffs those things around said kid?
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Yah exactly, the poor child – Kate and Pete are making COURTNEY LOVE look totally sane now – well…almost….
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