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Dina Lohan has always made a really big deal about what a great mother she is. Oh, and how she doesn’t party with her kids – despite all the hideous photographic evidence to the contrary. She once infamously told a Bazaar reporter, “‘If you can button it and clip it when you’re in your 40s, you’re going out.’” Since then Dina’s done nothing but swear up and down that she doesn’t party with her kids. And to prove it, she recently took her son Michael – who just turned 21 – to New York hotspot 1Oak to celebrate his 21st birthday.
DINA Lohan isn’t feeling as tied down as her daughter, Lindsay, is. While Lindsay has been taking to her MySpace blog to vent about her troubled life, Dina is living it up. The “Mother of the Year” – who constantly claims she doesn’t go out to nightclubs with her kids – took her just-turned-21 son, Michael, to 1Oak the other night to celebrate his being of legal drinking age. But unlike her old days of clubbing with Lindsay, the mom of four left the bash early. One partygoer told us, “Michael had a low-key night.”
[From Page Six]
I absolutely do not buy that. Dina seems like the “Let’s snort cocaine off this prostitute’s stomach” kind of mom. I have no idea if that’s actually possible, but assuming it is, it’s also safe to assume that Dina’s probably done it.
You’d think that if she had one ounce of the caring mother instinct, Dina would go out of her way to protect all her other children from making the same mistakes she made with Lindsay. You know, partying and drinking and drugging with her. It’s really not all that hard to do. In fact, all it takes is NOT doing something – which is inherently easier than doing something.
I feel really sorry for Michael. Not only does he have to bear the name of his douche bag father, but he’s had to escort his pathetic mom to multiple events, acting as her date because no one else wants to be seen with Dina. And her idea of a nice time is to take the poor kid out to an exclusive nightclub. Going to a hot club with your mom would be mortifying to any 21-year-old. The only thing that could make it worse is if your mom were Dina Lohan.
Here’s Dina with poor young Michael at the party for Sephora’s 10 year anniversary in New York on July 17th. Michael Jr. looks so much like Lindsay that I swear I can actually see his bespeckled bosom. Images thanks to WENN and Bauer-Griffin.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Dina Lohan, Kids, Nightclubs, Parties
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surprised mrs l didn’t drag ali and her underaged brother to the party as well.
anything for a photo op. i’ve never been convinced who she is working harder for, herself or her “talented” kids. hard not to feel sorry for those kids.
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He looks just like HoHan with a man’s (little boy’s) wig. I’ve got to wonder how HoHan (and Britney as well) would have turned out without the influence of their parental units.
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Yeah, nothing says “low key” like posing for the paps out front.
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Unless your mom is Queen Elizabeth herself, it would be mortifying to go out with her for the big ol’ 21st. It’s always stylish to be seen with the actual Queen of England, not so much otherwise. Morification factor would be quadrupled if Dina Lohan was your mom.
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So what? My parents gave me plenty to drink on my 21st, that doesn’t make them bad parents. As long as you’re legal, it’s your choice.
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If you are an alcoholic drunktard who raised a drunken child, you may want to be more careful with the rest of the kids. It’s going to be a miracle, with Dina the lunatic, and Michael the fame whore douche bag who only lives to make cash off of Lindsay’s brief fame, if any of those Lohan kids turn out half way normal or happy.
Let the games begin, dui’s, selling stories to the tabloids for drinking and drug cash. It’s this family’s cottage industry. Meanwhile Linds can’t find work, and won’t unless it’s walk ons in the next year or two. Then it’s oblivion for her. She’s so dumb she doesn’t realize that by hanging out in clubs drinking while Sam gets paid a fortune because Lindsay shows up, that her career is, or what was left of it, just died. Stupid girl, stupid stupid girl.
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I am certainly not trying to defend a Lohan, but I used to go out with my daughters. We even double dated a few times. We were all adults and had a great time.
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syko: dina lives to promote her kids and herself. she has also told inaccurate promotional tales about herself (she claimed to be a rockette…yet her name was never found on the payroll)
i very much doubt you did/do any of those things!
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No, so far I haven’t claimed to be a Rockette. LOL
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Ewww. There’s nothing more unattractive than a pruny old lady trying to dress and look like a 23 year old. Give it up already. She looks ridiculous.
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i agree with pak31: dina is just sad and ridiculous. doesn’t she have any friends her own age?
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It really depends who your mom is. I did/ do party with my mom, but she doesn’t try to dress like a 20-year-old, and everyone loves her and has a blast. There’s nothing wrong with going to a hot nightclub with your mom either. You don’t suddenly stop having a good time after you turn 50. That being said, my mom is 100% classier than Dina so not much of a comparison there.
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so what i think you should all leave her alone to get on with her life
so what if she goes to a party with her son its not a crime.
alot of what you read in the news and on the internet is a lie. I think she is a good mum who works hard so her children follow there dreams.
its hard to be under so much presure all the time and with the tabloids always twisting what you say its hard not to slip up once in awhile
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dear blogger, youre totally unrealistic with how you see what a 21 year old is actually interested in doing. i am sure you have reached that point long in the past, but try to remember that regardless of whether one’s mom actually goes out to a nightclub… it’s a birthday celebration. it’s a little weird, but hey they hold onto their family i guess. and it’s not as if she’s actually encouraging drug use. he’s 21, he can drink. i’m sure their family knows better to not make the same mistakes twice, especially the ones who generate nearly zero media attention.
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Dear Madhat I’d explain sarcasm to you but you’d completely misconstrue my meaning and take it waaaay too personally.
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