This is going to shock you to your very core! Prepare yourselves – Lindsay Lohan has just been hit with yet another tax lien! I KNOW. I cannot believe it. Not our upstanding crackhead, she would never! From what I remember, Lindsay’s tax situation was and is a mess in 2009 and 2010, and those are the back-tax liens she’s been dealing with so far. But now TMZ says that Lindsay’s tax situation was also pretty crackie in 2011. Shock!
If blowing off taxes was hockey … Lindsay Lohan would’ve scored herself a hat trick … ’cause the actress has just been hit with a tax bill for 2011 … the 3rd straight year she stiffed the government.
This time, it’s the State of California that’s trying to collect … claiming LiLo owes $56,717.90 for unpaid income tax for 2011.
In case you’re keeping score … the IRS was all over Lindsay’s ass for unpaid federal taxes for 2009 ($93,701.57) and 2010 ($140,203.30).
Lohan was able to clear her 2009 debt thanks to a $100k check from her old pal Charlie Sheen … but it seems like she’s on her own for 2010 and 2011.
We reached out to Lohan’s camp for comment — so far, no word back.
2011 was also the year she got paid for her Playboy pictorial too, right? Those photos were published in the January 2012 issue – meaning she got paid in the tax year of 2011. And Playboy has been her biggest paycheck in years too – reportedly, she got less than a million dollars, but it was something in the neighborhood of $900K. What do you want to bet that she’s also got unpaid federal taxes for 2011 as well? And 2012? Well… my taxes are still unpaid for 2012 too, so maybe I have something in common with crackie.
As for how Lindsay will ever crawl out of debt, the only person giving her any kind of chance these days is Charlie Sheen. Ol’ Charlie has hired Lindsay to guest star on his dumb FX show Anger Management:
Charlie Sheen helped Lindsay Lohan pay off her IRS debt with a $100,000 check. Now the troubled actress will appear on his FX comedy series Anger Management. In her first TV gig since her universally panned starring turn in the Lifetime movie Liz & Dick, Lohan has signed on to guest star as herself in an upcoming episode of Anger Management slated to air in April.
In the episode, Lohan develops a romantic relationship with Sheen’s character after becoming his therapy patient. The casting reunites the two actors, who also co-star together in the upcoming Scary Movie 5 (photo on right) and appears to be a publicity stunt for the film, which also debuts in April. Currently in production on a 90-episode back order, Anger Management, produced by Lionsgate TV and distributed by Debmar-Mercury, airs Thursdays at 9:30 PM.
Ugh. I really do wonder about their relationship… is Charlie just taking an interest in a hot mess because she reminds him of himself? Or is Charlie’s interest in Lohan… dirtier? Grosser? I don’t even know.
Also – TMZ has a weird story about how Lindsay’s new lawyer Mark Heller is screwing up her case royally. You can read that story here.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Good Lord, Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, a match made in crack’s heaven.
Just do a ass to ass movie with white Oprah.
This is how Al Capone ended up in prison — for tax evasion, not for his multitudinous violent crimes or his bootlegging. The Feds don’t mess around. Was I her, I’d be more worried about the taxes than her attention-whoring lawyer … although he’s more than enough to cause sleepless nights, too, assuming she’s paying attention.
Why doesn’t she have an accountant who will take care of paying the bills for her? Who takes care of all this stuff? Can you picture her sitting down with her checkbook on a Friday night and paying the electric bill?
I doubt she would know how to write a check if her life depended on it.
I’m sure she’s burned her bridge with the accountant, too. Wasn’t there a story awhile back that he/she was being blamed for “mismanaging” her finances? (Because you know Blohan, and nothing is EVER her fault!)
Two reasons: she would have to pay an accountant and she couldn’t operate in cash.
She’s fired a couple (including Lou Taylor, who got Britaney out of the hole) and was fired by another one.
She fired Lou when she got her first tax bill. Surprise, surprise, all Lou’s fault apparently.
Lindsay Lohan didn’t pay taxes??? *Clutches pearls, gasps and faints* I mean really, might as well tell me that water is wet, that’s how surprised I am. 😛
Crackie should check out AnnE Hathaway’s “Universe” quote…she falls in the 49% anti-matter.
Charlie Sheen’s obviously a massive, massive douche in so many ways, but he does have a history of being pretty generous. If it is something else, well LL must be out of this world in the sack. I’ve seen girls working corners for $5 who look better than Lindsay in her prime, let alone now.
I’ll never understand all the stories about her and these rich men. She’s looked absolutely terrible for at least 5-6 years, and while she was once pretty cute, it’s not like she was ever some great beauty. Nothing I’ve seen suggests she has a good personality, or even a bearable one. She isn’t smart or funny, she’s burned a zillion bridges and everyone is aware she’s a trashy, crackie criminal. Any sort of connection to her is damaging to a person’s image. So how on earth is she getting guys to pay her way, when they could spend that money on a supermodel type who doesn’t come with a decade of cracked out baggage?
Jess – I think she’s willing to do nasty, dirty things, both to these rich guys (johns) AND their friends/cronies.
Also, supermodels require a LOT of upkeep; Cracken just needs a cheap weave, some drugs, vodka, a place to crash, and the occasional designer item or first class plane ticket.
Very well said Jess. I agree she looks and acts rough I guess some men want to bang a former Hollywood star even if she looks like a faded orange leather bag.
There’s a song for that…
Yeah, an’ I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an’ er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An’ I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
credit to:
Artist: Confederate Railroad
Song: Trashy Women
Album: Confederate Railroad
I once had a guy friend tell me (when I asked him pretty much the same question), that they all look the same in the dark. I guess some guys (or girls) don’t really care what the person looks like, as long as they are getting what they want…
Those girls don’t get called “port-a-potties” for nothing.
The high end escort business is just plain nasty and she can get huge bucks if she lets the guys do the real nasty things.
Captain save a ho cant save that trainwreck lilo or that show hes on. It sucks. hes the guy version of lilo their meant to be.
Blohan is going to screw Charlie over too. She’ll probably be late for her first day of work. She won’t know her lines. She’ll throw a temper tantrum or two. Just wait. It’s what she does to people who try to help her.
I saw the whole trailer for Scary Movie when I went to the movies this weekend…Truly, it was horrifying how terrible she looked in action. Her still photos are bad enough, but watching her on film is ROUGH. Charlie also looked disgusting, but he has many a moon on her, and certainly was still handsome at her age.
I didn’t watch her on SNL, Glee, Liz & Dick, won’t see Canyons and will not watch her on AM. Waste of time. As for taxes? Entitled b*tch. Check up her nose for the money. May be there.
So this morning I’m at the office when one of my co-workers, who was translating a document, approaches me to ask what ‘WO’ stood for (in this case, without). But all I could think of was White Oprah. It still cracks me up when someone asks what the hell we are talking about here when we throw WO around.
With Charlie I always assume gross and dirty. But I think he also does this to feel better about himself – maybe in his mind he can’t possible be a mess if he’s helping someone so much worse. They’re both a disaster though.
I think the tax stuff really might be the thing that lands her in jail. Unless she can come up with a lot of quick, legit cash, I could see them finally locking her up.
This reallllly ticks me off. The accounting firm I work with deals with a lot of incredibly wealthy people who manage to pay their taxes. It also deals with people who maybe aren’t very wealthy, but they still make sure they get their estimated tax vouchers and pay what they owe on time. I don’t understand why she can’t/wont do that. It’s not hard. You can pay quarterly so you owe less of a lump sum come April (or October if you file an extention). It’s EASY. She’s really ticked off my dorky accountant side.
Actually, the money owed is still due by April 15th, the extensions (due August then October) are only for filing the tax return forms. If you haven’t paid what you owe, in full, by April, then they add on penalties and interest. I used to work for a CPA for many years, and it was amazing how many people thought by filing an extension also meant the money owed was paid with the extension.
You’re right, you’re right. I’ve got about 6 boxes full of corporate taxes I’m trying to go through right now, so my brain is FRIED.
Well you know it’s bad when you make Charlie Sheen seem almost saint-like.
Wait for it… She’ll FIND a way to screw up the job Charlie got for her. She’ll find a way to get the money and blow it before the cameras even roll. Or she’ll trash the dressing room and overflow the toilet. Or she’ll drunkenly crash her car into the set and kill the director. Or give Charlie some previously unknown and unheard of crotch disease during a love scene. Just wait for it. It’s coming. B*tch is a hurricane of chaos and stupidity, signifying nothing.
She is the living, breathing definition of “bite the hand that feeds you”, and Charlie just keeps putting his paws out there for her to chomp off…
The IRS just may just be cold, heartless, and cruel enough to finally slay this dragon…
Charlie is the epitome of screw up and master of crazy mess. The fact that Lohan will screw him up(no ifs and but about it, I guarantee) that goes to show you how much she has hit the rock bottom.
Charlie + Lindsey, I’m thinking there may be a new “goddess” in Hell.
For F’s sake Charlie, don’t expose your kids to this blight on society.
I don’t care if Charlie gets something Ajax won’t wash off – but his twins are just little boys.
I get so annoyed by stuff like this. The government is pinching the middle class due to being hugely in debt. People forced to eat poor diets and work 2 jobs to make ends meet.
Then you have entitled celebrities owing hundreds of thousands of dollars. It’s disgusting. Just pay what you owe, then blow the rest on whatever you want
Her tax bill prove that her oft-quoted paydays are grossly inflated.
Would they pleeeease just throw her sorry ass in jail. It might cure her pathological need for attention
Oh this trick. I have evasiontinis if anyone is interested. It contains part denial and 2 parts “I.R.S.S. Mean.” It’s a new vodka straight from the wells of Moscow. There’s also a new Whiskey in town from Jack Daniels called Mean LAPD.
Tax lien trifecta = someone is going to begin an investigation into tax evasion soon. Didn’t Wesley Snipes get liened for 3 or 4 years in a row before they popped him for tax evasion? But a tax evasion charge will all depend on whether or not she is under-reporting her income. I got $10 on the fact she hasn’t reported her hooker money…oh sorry…”international endorsement deals.”
She’s trying to be Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman hoping someone like Richard Gere will swoop in and save her
Did Lindsey pay any bills other than her coke dealer’s ?
Oh, that reminds me. I need to mail in my taxes today – thanks!
Good Lord…can’t we send her to some island somewhere along with Leann Rimes never to be seen or heard from again?
Can I put in my Christmas wish early?
I would like to see Drew & Scott Peterson, Susan Smith, Casey Anthony and Jodi Arias stuffed into a Ford Pinto with Lindsay & DUIna tied to the bumper and driven off a cliff backwards…Too much?
I personally would rather see them showered with napalm, so no.
Oh, and don’t forget Oscar Pistorius.
Looks like the lawyer is trying to get the case dismissed because the police questioned the Cracken without a lawyer. He also wants to court to delay the case because he says LL has committed to change her life.
I hope this scheme doesn’t work.
Haha! Oh now that is funny. I thought the poor innocent lamb was in a simple car accident. Since when do “victims” need lawyers when they are questioned about an accident? Criminal suspects require Miranda rights.
That letter her lawyer sent the judge is beyond inappropriate. It could seriously be seen as an attempt to influence the court. Maybe Lindsay and her lawyer could share a cell? 🙂
ohhhhhhhh OMG Gurl……you gonna git in trouble for this one… the USofA lives offa money from taxes party it up now you’re in for a bumpy ride!
oh she’ll be a drunk diva bitch on the set of charlie’s show too….
and i do believe charlie has better taste in woman…and who would want to ‘taste’ the cracroach??? think about it.
I’m pretty sure her IQ is in the triple negative integers.
I really love that she picked such a joke of a lawyer. This is comedy gold and sounds like something out of an old episode of LA Law.
Still…
Want to see The Canyons, and now Anger Management. Also looked forward to Liz and Dick for months. But all in a train wreck way. (Least I hope so.)
This is going to seem really random, but I’m a huge South Park fan. And whenever I read a story about Lindsay, I think of all the Joseph Smith flashback scenes in the “All About Mormons” episode where basically after telling a bit of the story the narrator goes “Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb.” To hammer in the point there is a bit where they mention a character is “Smart Smart Smart Smart Smart” and another character is “Dumb” right after. Anyways, it’s gotten to the point where whenever I read a Lohan story, I read it with those voices in my head going “Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb”. So, essentially, every time I read a Lohan story, this is what I hear in my head:
“If blowing off taxes was hockey… DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB Lindsay Lohan would’ve scored herself a hat trick … DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB ’cause the actress has just been hit with a tax bill for 2011 … DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB the 3rd straight year she stiffed the government. DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB
This time, it’s the State of California that’s trying to collect … DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB claiming LiLo owes $56,717.90 for unpaid income tax for 2011. DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB.
In case you’re keeping score … DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB the IRS was all over Lindsay’s ass for unpaid federal taxes for 2009 ($93,701.57) DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB and 2010 ($140,203.30). DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB
Lohan was able to clear her 2009 debt thanks to a $100k check from her old pal Charlie Sheen … DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB. but it seems like she’s on her own for 2010 and 2011. DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB
We reached out to Lohan’s camp for comment DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB— so far, no word back. DUMB DUH-DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB— DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB!!!!”
It’s quite the toe-tapper.
Yes and Yes! Thank you! This will make reading about her even funnier.
Lindsay Lohan DUMB DUDUMB…
+1111111111111
and…..celebitchy posters smart,smart,smart,smart,smart!!!!!
i love butters
Didn’t Lindsay throw a fit about kissing Charlie Sheen in their Scary Movie scenes and eventually got out of doing it?
I guess she’s changed her mind about being in a role that requires her to play out a romantic relationship opposite Sheen. Interesting.
I am SO sick of seeing all these reports on her but no consequences for her actions Whats the point in all her court dates if they never sentence her with anything!If this was you or me you’d bet your ass WE’D be paying!
James Brown, Wesley Snipes, Lauren Hill: all put in jail over taxes. WHEN is this little %#!@$&^# going to actually go to jail for anything she ever does?!
Do hookers even need to declare income??