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Damn Liev Schreiber is looking good. Here we have photos of him on the beach in Malibu with his lucky partner, Naomi Watts, and their two boys: Sasha, 5, and Sammy, 4. I’ll be honest though, I’m not paying attention to Naomi or the kids, as cute as they are. All I can see are Liev’s abs. We saw shirtless photos of Liev last week also – Buzzfeed had some gorgeous high res pics that had me drooling. There were even a series of photos of him shirtless and pouring a big jug of water over himself. Those were kind of amazing, I suggest you go over there to see them. I’ll wait.
See? This dude is hot! I never imagined what he was packing under that suit, and I remember seeing photos of him last year. He was very fit back then but he’s buffed up even more since and it shows. I just checked and he’s 45! I thought he was about 39, and I would have guessed younger if he was just some random non-famous guy.
Liev has three movies coming out this year: Fading Gigolo, Last Days on Mars, and The Butler. Unfortunately I don’t think he plays the lead in Fading Gigolo, that’s John Turturro’s film and he’s pulling a Ben Affleck. Also, everyone and their mother is in The Butler. He does seem to have a major role in Last Days on Mars, it’s a scifi film about astronauts encountering sinister life on the planet. There’s no US release date for it yet, and no trailer. All I could find was this promo pic, which makes it look promising actually. Liev is really growing on me.
You know, if Liam Neeson and Bruce Willis can be action stars at 60 and 57, Liev can get some love too. He has time left to dazzle us in a hero role, and I’ll be waiting.
Last Days on Mars pic via Firstshowing. Other photos credit: FameFlynet
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Hot guys, Liev Schreiber, Naomi Watts, Photos
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“Liev Schreiber shirtless at the beach in Malibu: did you know he was this buff?”
Yes, I’ve always known that.
Manly, tall (6’3″), dark and handsome. And very talented.
I. LOVE. HIM.
P.S.: Oooooooh, I almost forgot to mention his voice. It’s the only voice that can compete with MAH husband’s.
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^^^THIS!!
I have loved him for years, he’s so solid and I love him when he plays complete nutjobs, so freakin hot.
**sighs***
He needs to do a film with Jeremy Renner so that I can totally die of lust. Yes indeed.
**calms self**
Plus his nickname is…Huggy. How bloody sweet is that???
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I have been lusting after him for years. OMG!!!
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He’s sexy even as a drag queen (you can see that in “Mixed Nuts” and “Taking Woodstock”).
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Oh man! I love him in Mixed Nuts! When Adam Sandler is singing to him and the toilet paper gets snorted out of his nose… I need to track that movie down again.
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Sh*t me, Liev has been looking good lately but I didn’t know he was that cutl he’s getting dangerously close to being a panty dropper!
Eve, I totally agree about the voice, it does give Jaguar Holmes a run for his money.
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I used to think Liev Schreiber was the actor who had the most beautiful voice, you know…before my husband came on the scene.
I think their voices sound alike: deep but slightly nasal (the main difference being that Schreiber speaks with an American accent).
Ooops, now I’m imagining a voice-off between them!
*faints*
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Man, the filthy things they would whisper to me, I’m actually burning up just thinking about it.
ETA: The link you posted down thread is not helping at all
Just cos it’s a Monday.
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/scarf%20gif
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The filthy things they’d whisper to *YOU*? Girl, don’t push your luck:
http://www.knifeworks.com/images/products/detail/9410bm.jpg
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Eve, you forgot the most important part. Speaks Russian.
Sum of All Fears was when I really started to love me some Liev.
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Oh, yeah…that was delicious.
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Total voice person here and hee has a great gutteral masculine growly voice and for that alone I would do naughty things to him (or let him do them to me) but I’m not all that attracted to him. There’s nothing particular different or handsome about him but from the neck down, am beginning to re-think that.
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So tall and good looking, and manly.
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Eve – Yes, we’ve known for years, haven’t we? The question is: How did CB NOT?
(I’m not the same me I used to be, but I know you and I share a fondness for tall men.)
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@ Sarcasmo:
You know me from CB or Popsugar (I used to post there before I “moved” here)? Or are you Brazilian, too?
As for tall men…they’re beautiful to look at, but in “real life” I usually prefer the ones closer to my height — not exactly *THAT* close because I’m from The Middle Earth (I mean, at 5’2″ I’m a hobbit), but those around 5’10″ or 6′ (tops) are more suitable for me.
When I think about a hypothetical situation where I’d have sex with Schreiber, I have the feeling he could simply grab me (using one of his hands) and use me as a fleshlight
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Gorgeous family.
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Looking good Liev. But the pictures of him pouring water on his body… that’s a little too Flashdance for me.
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“But the pictures of him pouring water on his body… that’s a little too Flashdance for me.”
*giggles* I like them *giggles*.
But my all time favourite is this (taken back when he was shooting X-Men Origins: Wolverine):
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/1167501/liev-schreiber-sabretooth-stud-06/
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OMG.
Never in my life have I wished this hard to that wooden pole.
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He’d be a lot hotter if he didn’t cheat on his wife all the time, just saying! Sad really because if I didn’t know he was unfaithful, they would seem like a really nice solid couple.
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Dear lord, what is going on there? My brain is shorting out, I can’t even think…*drools*
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@Marty : He cheats on his wife? What are the details?
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I’m sorry I’m on my phone right now and can’t paste any links, but it’s online just type his name in and “caught cheating” and a few different stories will pop up. You can also go to CDAN, Enty has a lot more info on there.
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Oh that lucky pole.
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The wooden pole? The wooden pole? How about the suit? Because that’s how I would be all over him . . . like a second skin.
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I get an overly-macho vibe from him for some reason. Maybe bc he never smiles. Plus, he’s a known cheater. Doesn’t matter how good his abs are………
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Thank you! I was wondering if anyone was going to bring that up! His wife, lucky? Not so much.
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Well, nobody’s perfect. Other than that-he’s hot.
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Agreed, he does have a hot alpha male thing going on.
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How is he a “known cheater”? First I’ve heard of it.
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So . . . What cha saying? You saying I still got a chance of getting wid him? Okay. Okay. I’m open to that. (Smile).
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I have loved him forever!!! So glad he is finally getting some love!!!
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Are they married?Seems like they got engaged when Sasha was a baby.
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I remember having a huge crush on him ever since I watched The Manchurian Candidate.
Naomi is one lucky, lucky woman.
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He’s SO hot. Super tall, buff and gorgeous. I used to see them in NYC all the time, out and about with their kids — such an adorable, fun, loving and gorgeous family. I’ll bet he got those muscles from always carrying the little one on his giant manly shoulders! So sad when I heard they had moved to CA
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What a beautiful little family. I love Liev and Naomi together-I hope they make it.
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He has the rare ability to be naturally comical (like in Kate &Leopold) and a scary villain (Salt). So I really enjoy and respect him as an actor. But I find him totally unattractive despite his buffa factor.
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Meh, he stays buff, ladies stay skinny. It’s their job. He’s not the nicest husband in the world either…
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Tall? – check
Cut? – check
Creamy Voice? – check (with an accent bonus)
Talented? – check
Hot? – check
Looks like I know what I’ll be doing today.
Bonus
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Creamy you say? What are the requirements for one to have a ‘creamy’ voice? Is it a voice that can sour cream? Or a voice that has the ability to make you *ahem*…cream? Educate me immediately.
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Sorry – my reply got lost. Try, try again.
Voiceology – one of my specialties. To dispense with the rudimentary, of course it has some footing in the physical effect on a person, doesn’t everything?
The Velvet Voice – the voice wraps around you like a soft blanket. You listen at first to be polite but, by the time the speaker is finished, you are completely ensconced in a verbal seduction that will have you pledging to switch political parties if only the speaker will continue speaking; preferably between your thighs. Images of anacondas pervade your thoughts. Velvet Voice examples: Hiddles, McConaughey, Idris
The Bass Drum Voice – a voice that is commanding from the first word. The low tonal vibration hits you right in the g-spot followed by a strong and powerful execution of each vowel and consonant. Even though the speaker could be describing the smell of dog food, all you think about with each punctuated word is how strong and powerful those vibrations will be uttered into your ear and you are being driven into a headboard. Bass Drun examples: Fassbender, CHemboy, James Earl Jones
The Creamy Voice – The most dangerous of the seductive voices. The voice pours over you as if being dispensed from a carton. It reaches your ears and drips down the sides of your body, with finger streams running along your spine and hip bones, until it pools in your belly in a puddle of warmth. You no longer know your name, your gender or why you are in the backseat of a delivery truck with crates full of tomatoes but you don’t care; you simply must have the voice. By the time the speaker has completed their soliloquy, you have convinced yourself the voice is a tangible device with which you have had a physical relationship. Creamy Voice examples: SaberSchreiber and Jaguar Holmes.
Next week’s lesson will be delayed until I can regain use of my knees. Questions?
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@ J.Eyre:
With this post, you got yourself out of my slutshank’s reach today (but only today). Enjoy.
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That was more than I bargained for, you had me at ‘ensconced in a verbal seduction’. For today and today ONLY I’m giving you free reign with CHemboy, you’ve earned it.
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@Eve & Miss Kiki
*squeal*
A free pass… what will I do with myself?
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heck yeah! Sabertooth can still get it. lol
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I was SO hot for him in “Wolverine”! I didn’t even notice Hugh Jackman, he was THAT sexy
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I actually was on a flight to NYC with him some years ago and he is REALLY tall and manly looking in real life. He doesn’t really do anything for me but he is a hot guy.
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Yup. It’s the voice and he has this intense look that he gives sometimes; part mischievous, part sh*t’s about to get dangerous. A solid actor and I hope he and Naomi make it the distance.
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I hope they do too.
RKO 281 was brilliant. I never lost it for him after that.
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He is all that and then some! More posts of him please! I love him and Naomi together and their boys are beyond adorable! He is totally underrated. So manly and big. I’ve loved him for years. I always thought he was European (I know he is of European descent) but he is American. He looks like he should have accent. Does that make sense? Lol. He’s like from Virginia or something right? He looks really serious but he is actually quite funny and lovely. I’d love to date (read mount) someone with a body like that. Yum. Lucky Naomi
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IMDb told me he was born in San Francisco, California but moved to Canada when he was one year old. When he was five his parents divorced (after that, he and his mother moved back to the US — he grew up in New York).
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000630/bio
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Really? I remember an interview with him on maybe letterman where he was talking about taking Na to Virginia to meet his mom. Maybe I’m confusing him with someone else or maybe his mom lives there now even though he was born in Ca? Idk. Thanks for the info.
Also, all you gals are such dong hogs! You guys already claimed just about everyone else why can’t I have Liev?!?! Lol. *Stomps off with arms folded like a petulant child*
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What? I have only one “exclusive” here — and it’s the alien lizard Benedict Cumberbatch.
That’s the CB rule: you choose one to claim as your exclusive (although I must warn you that lots of cheeky bitches will prey on and try to snatch him away, so you must be ready to slutshank them to hell) and have others on the side “for sharing”.
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eehh..I wouldn’t toss him out of bed.
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I didn’t know. I assumed he was pudgier I guess because of his face? Are those called jowls?
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I was always under the impression that he was really hairy, which is a huge turnoff for me. Was I wrong, or is he shaving all of his body hair off these days?
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He used to have what I’d call a medium level of chest hair … not bad enough you’d mistake him for a bear, but more than a few stray hairs.
But I don’t see any at all in these pics, so he’s clearly been waxing.
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Hot? He has a good bod. But his face is nothing special. Good actor though.
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I’ve always thought Liev was hot. Naomi is a lucky lady! I can’t wait to see a trailer for The Last Days of Mars. I love a good science fiction/horror movie!
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