Both are tall blondes with great arms and incredible bodies. One is a Scandinavian Viking and the other is, like, an Australian lumberjack. One seems more compact, sleeker, with an untouchable coolness to his personality. The other seems more accessible, more tangible, warmer. Who would you rather: Alexander Skarsgard or Chris Hemsworth? Because we have pap shots of both lovely men.
Chris was spotted in Santa Monica with his wife Elsa Pataky and their daughter India Rose. They were shopping for rugs. Alex was spotted at LAX a few days ago, wearing pants that fit and a tight white t-shirt. I saw the Alex photos first and I was like, “Oh, I should cover these because he looks SO GOOD (and slightly shiny but GOOD).” And then I saw the Hemsworth pics and now I don’t know. Alex is hot, for sure. But is it weird that my biscuit is leaning more towards Hemsworth in this photo toss-up? Hemsworth’s clothes are not great – he dresses like a “dude” and a new father and I imagine he has spit-up on some of his clothes. And Alex looks like he smells like expensive cologne and Viking sex. But I still might be more into Chris in these photos. More accessible, I think. And I like that he brought his baby rug-shopping. That’s just cute.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
how dare you ask such a question, I choose both..
Me too! 😀
I don’t get the appeal. Neither of them.
No contest Chris Hemsworth hands down. Though I perfer brunettes over blondes there is something about Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans I can’t get enough of.
Can I comparison shop?
This!
Both, both, both!!!!
Chris Hemsworth….all the time.
Yea, verily yea … Thor, and his ‘mighty hammer,’ all the way! I’d hit it as hard as I could and often, too! 😉
Yep. My thoughts exactly.
ITA
Those strong arms and pecs look so delicious…i want to be cuddled by those.
Rawr. oh my god. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that man before.
I first fell in love with Chris Hemsworth as George Kirk in the 2009 “Star Trek” movie. I kept asking myself “Who ‘is’ this gorgeous man?” And it was perfect casting too, because he and Chris Pine (er, I mean Captain Fine) have a similar look (the eyes, facial structure, ability to bulk up like a God, the sex-on-a-stick intensity … somebody fan me quick! :)). They could easily play brothers in a film.
H*** to the yes…morning, noon and night.
The Viking, always and forever.
Always Alex.
I can’t say, out of respect for Miss Jane (but I’d she gave permission over tea and crumpets, I totally would).
Hola T.Fanty!
I’m going with neither.
Askars was awesome in Generation Kill but that’s about it
Hemsworth just doesn’t do it for me. As a fellow Aussie I may be immune. It’s like the saying goes, when life throws you Thor, throw him back and demand Loki.
“…when life throws you Thor, throw him back and demand Loki.”
You need to get t-shirts with that printed on them. You’d make a killing if you sold them to the crazy Hiddlestoners on Tumblr 🙂
As for me, Alex every time! My family is Scandi, so we’d be able to talk together in our beautiful languages whilst he’s undressing me with his vampire Viking eyes …
*fans self*
@Amelia: I really should! 🙂 Those tumblr girls are absolutely bats**t crazy but such a venture could turn out very lucrative.
Hiddleston would probably buy a huge stack of them too (*giggling at writing Hiddleston and huge stack*).
@T.Fanty: lols i see what yo did there! There’s a video going around of him singing a bit of Tim Minchin’s song ‘Inflatable you’. I officially forgive his awful twitter account for knowing that song. I digress. Back to Hemsworth V Skarsgard. With Askars I can’t unsee the the whole Kate Bosworth thing.
Hey allons-y! Do a sister a favor… since I’m willing to share Skarsie, while you’re tossing Chris back, can you please toss Ryan Kwanten my way? Thanks, you’re a peach!
Where is she?
I am off for my run but tell the mayor:
It’s on! I do my best work at 5am.
(Good morning ladies. Don’t mean to be rude. Hi allons-y. Hope we can play some before you go to bed. Amelia, you look lovely as always. T.Fan, warm CHemboy up for me darling. But get rid of his remora in that fourth shot, would you?)
Hello J.Eyre! Hope you are well. I had a very late evening session at the gym so I am, for better or for worse, very much awake! 🙂
The Mayor is here and ready to fight. The Viking and Chemboy are mine, I vowed to forsake all others to protect my claim over them. I’m armed to the teeth and ready to cut any of you that dare to venture near my blonde lovers.
*folding arms sternly*
Miss Kiki, do I need to remind you that it’s nice to let others play with our toys? Sharing is caring. A lesson some other ladies around here could use (yes, Eve, I’m looking at you, sitting in the corner like a little Gollum, polishing your shanks).
not really a Monday person are you Miss Kiki?
*quickly hides shanks behind back*
Uh? I don’t know what you’re talking about.
*whistles innocently*
I’m currently lounging in in my boudoir with my blond Adonis'(Adoni?)
The budget Hemsworth, Fassy and Tom Hardy are patrolling the perimeter ready to apprehend any would-be attackers.
Hiddles, Cumby and The Mac are standing guard outside my door, oiled up and prepared to pounce at a moments notice.
If somehow you manage to keep your panties on and not get distracted by the embodiment of all your fantasies,coming at you with the intent to pin you down and hold you captive, then BCoop is coiled under my bed and on my command will unleash the fullness of his crazy emu serial killer-ness
If all else fails, I will set Kellan ‘Kellan Lutz’ Lutz on you and that should finish you all off. As you can see I will go to great lengths to keep you skanks away
I’m afraid I stand with the ladies on this one. In the spirit of Bacchus, we should all be allowed to suck from these cups.
Eve, for heavens sake, who are you going to shank? Now you’re just stabbing people willy-nilly?
Mayor Kiki, I implore you. Rethink your position on this. Are we made better by harmony? Are we not made greater as a sum of a whole? Do we not stand taller on each other’s shoulders?
Seriously, commit to a time-share with CHemboy or I will go to Douchetown and give your triumvirate Swifty’s address.
Nobody! I was merely replying to T.Fanty (who said I was sitting in a corner, polishing my shanks).
Trust me, I’ll never stab anyone over the guys featured on this post.
Ha! You’re trying to threaten me with the possible collapse of my trifecta of Douche? By disbanding that merry band of misfits you’ll be helping me to finally quit them, so please go ahead, palm them off to She of questionable talent and shifty eyes.
I take it you’re saving your strength for upcoming Cumby posts, Eve.
Hmm, when does Star Trek promotion start? I’ve been scouring Simon Pegg’s twitter for little tit bits.
I’m feeling quite mellow today (and slightly lazy, too) so I think I’m going to take a supporting role today. Can’t be arsed to scale Miss Kiki’s Man Fortress, so I’ll just be sitting here, providing refreshments and shank sharpeners (thinking of taking it to the patent office, actually). And possibly taking on the role of C/B mercenary. Top quality armour, snacks and sharp pointy things available – for a price.
So; tea and fondant fancies, anyone? I’ve got extra strong coffee if anyone needs a boost, and a dong shaped cookie cutter from my bf for those in need of phallic shaped biscuits.
I really don’t want to know where he got that from …
Excellent, alright ladies – I think we have just been given our assignments.
Marie, you fetch a tired bleached blonde for Budgetboy and a pack of cigarettes and a six-pack for Fassy.
Allons-y, start talking to Hardy about his childhood, that should keep him in a huddled mess for the duration of our invasion.
T.Fan – you still have a copy of “Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten” to keep Hiddles occupied tweeting for a while, yes?
Eve – There’s Cumby. Surely you know what to do there (daft clever to bring your shank, it turns out)
BCoop won’t be much of a problem if we just strike while he is laying his egg. Amelia, keep watch – would you?
Kellan ‘Kellan Lutz’ Lutz – ah! He’s like Muad’Dib – his name alone is a killing word. Everyone bring blinders and earplugs and just try your best. God speed!
I will handle The Mac.
@ Amelia:
Star Trek Into Darkness opens only on June 14 here in Brazil :(.
Miss Kiki,
Now I totally want to storm your castle. And now that there’s more than 140 characters to Hiddles, I’ll give Eve a Cumby pass for the day. My ginger alien is already testing my patience by assuming I’ll go to Wales. The Vespa mothership is one thing; Cardiff entirely another.
P.S. Given Miss Kiki’s parade of shamef@cks, I don’t believe for a second that Lutz is there for purely defensive reasons.
I also can’t believe that nobody thought to say this…
CELEBITCHES: ASSEMBLE!
Guys, I strongly suggest you all to click on that link (to that Liev Schreiber post). I swear you won’t regret it.
wow, nice.. you’re right, I’m not sorry I clicked Eve, I may go drool over that nice ass for a while.
Ah SaberSchreiber… as if you needed any more ammunition.
And it’s not just his ass — I mean, from that behind shot you can see something *ahem* “hanging”.
Can I just say I love these threads. You ladies slay me.
Me, I’m still holding out for an invite to Fassy’s bangporium. I’m hoping Hiddleston can join the party. On second thought, given those links Eve shared that revealed the size of Hiddles’ package I think a twofer with those two might be too much. 😀
@ I Choose Me:
“On second thought, given those links Eve shared that revealed the size of Hiddles’ package I think a twofer with those two might be too much.”
As long as that makes you happy (and, more importantly, away from *MY* alien lizard husband), I’m here rooting for you — and I promise I’ll visit you in the hospital ;).
Oh, now you sail in, hmm ICM? After the hard battles are won? I will give you your Fassy but we must keep Hiddles for a bit longer… for punishment – yours… for being tardy (don’t worry, we will wash him off)
Now where the hell is EsCon? Eve, have you seen Cumby lately?)
Oh, he just called me (asking me to meet him, said he wanted to show me something):
http://sherlockspeare.tumblr.com/post/28558858046/imagine-this-is-how-benedict-gets-ready-for-bed
Neither one of these two, but I am beginning to see why Miss Eyre is so giddy over Thor’s hammer. He is meltingly cute with his tiny baby girl.
Heath Ledger was the only blonde I ever went ga-ga for. I would like to put away my black mourning veil for good, but every time I do, I see another pic of him & have to put it back on.
Here I am, Miss Eyre! I might be getting too old for the kind of debauchery you hosted the other night at Thornfield. I am still so frazzled that I’m tripping over my own shadow.
Eve, thank you for that GIF of Cumby getting ready for bed—he’s so tidy & restrained! When he’s at my place, his cardigans just get flung into the air. Sometimes they settle harmlessly on lampshades, but recently a sock with a little hedgehog design just missed landing on a large pillar candle.
Eve – my gawd but you are sexy when you get vicious. That even hurts me and I usually only want him to whisper in my ear.
EsCon – Aloha. I thought we were going with the silk thin-thread fishnet veil? That Chantilly lace veil is just too distracting. No wonder you can’t get over Heath, you can’t see anyone else.
CHemmy looks lovely here, doesn’t he? I dare say – delicious.
Okay, after my brief Hiddles sojurn, I am back on the Cumby train.
@Eve – where did you get those pictures of my bedroom from? I can only hope that you don’t have the full edit of the video we made.
T.Fan – there you are. I thought I’d lost you.
How was the circus? Did you pick up an application? “Summertime Trapeze Artist” would look nifty on your CV. Unless, of course, you finished the Lion Trainer certificate.
BTW – Macbeth went up yesterday, if you want to read.
AND – we all have the video, darling. Good show. Good show.
Miss Eyre,
They are considering my application. I want to be the human canon girl, but they were concerned about my comedy breasts plugging the thing up. They wanted to know what else I could do with a giant cannon, and luckily I have another video that involves me, Hiddles and a couple of sparkly spandex outfits. I think they plan to send me to another circus they have, in Tijuana. I don’t know much more than that, but it sounds exotic.
Oh T. Fan – you will be so close! The Heir, Heiress and I will travel over the border to see every performance. I hear those donkeys are marvelous. And hats to boot!
I will give you First Night Rights to CHemboy if you burn me a copy of those Hiddles DVDs. Mayor Kiki’s First Night, of course, but still…
Miss Eyre, yes, you’re right, I do need a much lighter veil. I burned a cigarette hole in that lovely one you made with the tiny polka dots—I was afraid to tell you.
So I had to get the old-fashioned full length black Spanish mantilla out of mothballs, but this is temporary because it interferes with my monocle.
@T.Fanty,
Fanty! Am so happy about your upcoming summer Circus gig! My elephant, Ella Fitzgerald, & I will be there with bells on! (She actually really has bells on.)
@ Miss Eyre – excellent! Bring the little ones! I’m sure it will be good, wholesome entertainment for all the family.
@EsCon – excellent. You and your pachyderm will always be welcome. But, if Cumby starts sniffing around, whip that fox T-shirt off him and burn it.
P.S. can’t wait to read Macbeth!
@T.Fanty:
Thank you so much for the invite! Miss Eyre & I may coordinate our attendance so that we can all be there together, & of course, coordinate our outfits too. Miss Ella (my elephant) will be joining us—-in fact, she is going to be our mode of transport) is a bit slow, but if we start out now, we may just catch your first show of the season.
Funny you bring up Cumby’s damn fox T-shirt. I have begged, bitched & whimpered about that t-shirt, & cannot convince Cumby that it makes him look extra-dorkish. He may be arriving by elephant also, as he has his own now (remember that silly pic of him with the elephant in a random parking lot? He looks so damn happy! How can I burn his favorite T-shirt?
Oh, almost forgot—to anyone who isn’t sure that Cumby *must* play the sexy English teacher of your dreams, I submit for your approval:
https://twitter.com/sofiaandfreya/status/313505973224488960/photo/1
Oh, that pic does things to me. He is judging you for your comma splices.
@Fanty,
Not yet he isn’t. He’s not an English teacher yet! Oh wait—he *was* an English teacher. He taught English to monks in Nepal or something. That’s what made me fall for him. That, & the scarf-whipping snarling GIF.
Cumby will have to decide what irritates him more—run-on sentences, or fragments. I am fond of both. 😉
Let’s everyone pile on about my excessive dashes too! ~sniffle~
@ T.Fanty:
“@Eve – where did you get those pictures of my bedroom from? I can only hope that you don’t have the full edit of the video we made.”
In that case, I wish I had seen the full edit version…because the one I saw made me fall asleep a couple of times.
Actually, now that you mentioned it I just remembered that…*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
I would do ’em both. At the same time. Oh, slutty me.
I’m just a nice middleaged mommy type…but the first thing that popped into my mind was “BOTH!” LOL
I’m not into giant roidy dudes so Alex obviously.
Considering he’s a huge dork that stuff about “coolness” or whatever is lame.
Aaaaaw, why is he a dork?
The Viking! 🙂
Chris. Man looks like he knows how to handle business. Alex looks like he doesn’t want to get messy.
+1
Rumor has it that you’re spot on with your assessment. That he only likes missionary and is a Niles Crane-level clean and germ freak.
Oh well, he’s gotten too skinny for me anyway and I lust for Chris more as it is. lol
You now that stupid rumor comes from CDAN right? Who even has a disclaimer saying they make everything up. But hey, we totally need people who believe flat out fake crap instard of just the maybe fake crap from tabloids.
@Miss so and so, who wrote: “Chris. Man looks like he knows how to handle business. Alex looks like he doesn’t want to get messy.”
LOL! THIS! 🙂
chris, all day long, all night long, whatever. i used to love alex, truly but this isn’t a hard decision.
Only Chris, I’m not into the Viking at all.
They’re wearing almost identical outfits…… ?????
Neither.
None.
I have a problem with blonde dudes, they look cute and all but the thought of them getting intimate with me just gives me the creeps. Dunno why.
Maybe the only exception would be Charlie Hunnam.
Hemsworth forever and always. Avenger trumps vampire any day 😀 (So Alex’s dad would be in but not him haha!)
Mmmm, Stellan. That makes this even more interesting.
Yes! I still consider Stellan a babe. His son pales in comparison. 🙂
Don’t care much for either of them, but Chris Hemsworth, because when he walks around holding his baby it makes my uterus quiver.
Alex. Viking > Lumberjack.
Alex. Always and forever.
Chris Hemsworth definately.
Alex, hands down. And hands up. And against the wall. And on the floor. And.. And.. And..
Lol, @ what Mew said! And, yes, Alex trumps the roidy lumberjack and everybody else any day if the week and twice on Sunday in my book.
God, yes!!!
I’m not into blonds, but I love both of them.
Neither. Alex S has been steadily losing his appeal…and Chris Hemsworth looks so good and bland.
He is looking REALLY haggard these days. He will not age well.
This is considered haggard? http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/East+Greenroom+Photo+Op+2013+SXSW+Music+Film+Hmw_03_yJsyl.jpg
Maybe if you’re into tween boys and not grown men….
Both. I can’t choose, sorry.
I choose both, too. At the same time.
Wheeeeeeee !
all of us that said both or 3-way sandwich-style are some diiiiiirty lil’ horndogs! lmao 8)
It frustrates me that you always seem to pick the worst pics of Alex. He was just at SXSW looking really good.
Yes he did look incredible at SXSW and it was nice that he was incredibly polite and obliging to his eager, but also polite female fans. *Swoon*
Can I mix and match body parts? Frankenstein in reverse.
This! At the very least, Chris needs hands more like Alex’s.
Noooo this is my Sophie’s choice!!
i would enjoy a Threesome ,and by that i mean Me , Huntsman and the Viking god ,i wouldnt let any of u celebitches around us ,but if ur nice ,i will buy u popcorn and u may watch
I don’t get the appeal of the Skaarsgard. He reads to me as a Joel McHale knock-off, like a fake Birkin that starts fraying and peeling after a few months of daily use because it’s not leather. Only this is less funny and more tragic because it’s not Joel McHale.
I choose the geeky Viking. Chris is a horrible actor and he looks utterly bland to me. I bumped into him at an event and he seemed very arrogant to boot.
No, did he really? Oh that is so disappointing
Doubtful. I’ve literally never heard/read one bad thing about him in that regard. Although I hate to admit, all the photo-ops with Tacky Pataky are starting to be a turn off. They’re starting to get worst than the Afflecks!
There you are Marty – I have been looking for you.
I hope you are right, I like a hint of cockiness in my men but outright arrogance turns me off.
I am with you on the photo op thing. Conflicted because I love seeing the photos but seriously, rug shopping? Paparazzi does not usually hang out where they were. I can’t tell you the last time Mr. Rochester and I went grocery shopping together. And every feminist bone in my body is screaming at me because I am blaming her and her alone – I am such a hypocrite.
@ J.Eyre:
About the photo-ops…I think we can totally blame Pataky for that.
There weren’t many candid pictures (of Hemsworth) circulating on gossip sites BEFORE he met her (and the very same thing happened to Adrien Brody while she dated him).
God, I despise her.
You were the first to alert me to Remora’s ways, Eve – way back when. Of course, my distaste for her has grown directly proportional to how much I want her husband.
But he is obviously agreeing to this. He’s been here for how many years? He knows where the paps hang out and when they must have been alerted.
But, my dear Eve – I beg of you to give me enough that I can continue to blame her for everything.
Seriously, how does she get these men to do her bidding? Love potion?
Of course he’s agreeing to this but still…after all Adrien Brody went through because of this woman (yes, I know, she didn’t force him to do anything but I firmly believe she manipulated the hell out of him), I can almost feel my blood boiling when I see the look of accomplishment on her face whenever she’s being papp’d.
As for what she has to make these men fall for her — she’s probably f*cking great in bed. I refuse to believe that’s because she’s a wonderful woman with a great personality because her behaviour so far has shown me she’s the opposite of that.
And if any of her fans — or her publicist — pops up here to tell me off and call me a “hater”: I don’t give a f*ck. I hate her, I have my reasons to do so and I own that.
Yes he seemed very haughty backstage. Perhaps he was pissed, cuz he didn’t win the award he was nominated for. I must admit that he did look very handsome in a nice suit.
First off, Eve I love you and everything you choose to be! I agree with everything you said.
Second, J. Eyre, yes to all of it. I mean I also love seeing pics of him, but this much? Also, I kind get the feeling that even though Chris is an alpha male, he might be a push over too. He said she yells at him a lot, so I think he goes along with whatever she says just so he doesn’t have to deal with it. My two cents anyways.
@ Marty:
Oh, why thank you! :*
That’s strange. My friend bumped into Hemsworth in a Starbucks and said that he was pleasant as could be. Even stayed and signed autographs when he was mobbed by women and gay men. Signed every last one.
Oh! I like Grant’s story better; it fits much better into my fantasy.
Well shoot, Flora, handsome doesn’t cut it if you are acting like that.
When I have him, I shall see to it you get a handwritten apology and a nice arrangement of flowers – any preferences?
Is there any way we can blame it on his wife instead?
And do tell, my dear, how did you get backstage? Do you have a super cool job we should all envy?
I don’t even understand the appeal of the non-Skarsgard option here… Alex all the way! (The other person, ish!)
Me too. I don’t get the appeal of either Hemsworth brother. They just seem so blank and vacant to me…like the lights are on but nobody’s home.
Alex, on the other hand, is the clear winner of this one in my book.
As hunky as Chris is he comes off as a tad dim to me at times. So while he is great eye-candy I must go with my Viking (as always) Alex.
Being the greedy whore that I am, I choose both everyday, all day. On a side note, I got pictures of Alex at the screening of his movie at SXSW. My god that man is beyond gorgeous in real life and incredibly nice posing for pictures from EVERYONE who asked, despite his biznatchy assistant. All you saw was blue eyes, blonde hair and your olfactory senses were overwhelmed with expensive cologne (oh myyy!) and Viking schmexiness!! Make my clutch my pearls!!
Always Askar!
Alex. All day long. That man is sex walking.
The viking.. The Hemsworth brothers are not my thing, I think they are dumb, not very intellectual challenging and I love talking after sex, in fact I love talking
@Everyone calling Chris Hemsworth dumb …
Have you met him? Or are you just reacting to his God-like body (and bleached blonde hair), bulked up (and dyed) especially for “Thor” and “Thor 2?” The man gives good interview so how dim could he be?
Chris Hemsworth hasn’t always looked like Arnold’s younger brother either, you know. Am I the only one who remembers this man from “Star Trek?” He was ‘not’ bulked in that film, or in anything else I’ve seen him in.
Where are these SXSW pics of Viking that y’all rave about?? 🙁
I get all my Viking pics from askarsswedishmeatballs.tumblr.com and characteristicallyexuberant.tumblr.com/tagged/ph
Chris, no question about it. I don’t get the Skarsgard thing but to each their own.
I read all the comments on the way to the comment box. A girlfriend gave me a lovely piece of advice about hot men when I was young and single, “Honey, you don’t f**k his personality”. Excellent advice when it comes to any *insert whatever irritating personality trait here* they have.
Neither
Once upon a time I would’ve said both. Now I’m all for Thor. The movie Thor that is, not the one that could actually be Thor with all his Vikingness.
Hemsworth all the way!
Don’t really care for blonds….but ALEX!!!
Ill take the viking vampire dong he is too fine. I cant wait for the new season of true blood.
Are they wearing the same pair of jeans? It’s like Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants!
I’d say Skarsgaard normally, but since I’d need a ladder just to unzip his pants and that’s just too much effort for me right now, I choose booze.
Alex – I just can’t with coloured hair on men like Chris.
Not even close. Chris. I like a manly man.
Hemsworth. He’s big, he’s beautiful, HE’S THOR, the god of thunder!
i’m in the mood for a ‘sandwich’. 8)
Chris seems like an Australian beach bum. Alex seems like a Swede who would like to sit at an outdoor cafe and have a conservation. I go for the latter. Plus Chris loses points for marrying that fameho Elsa Pataky.
You know, i personally think that marrying that spanish volcano is ironically an indication of his great personality.
I mean if he could handled and tamed a whoman older than him with a sulphurous past and a questionabvle reputation, he must be a really nice guy and a keeper.
Alex, choices of only vanilla type of women like his ex makes him less attractive to my eyes…I cannot see him with an older woman persee or a woman with a strong personality.
Spanish volcano? What are you smoking? I’m from Spain and everyone knows she’s just a stupid girl who kept using men for their fame then moving in tithe next most famous one. When she realized she wouldn’t do better than Chris she got a baby out if him.
She doesn’t have a strong personality, she has a foul personality.
I think it was the other way around. She is the one with the leash in her hand.
Kath, can you tell us some juicy stories about Pataky? I’m from Hungary, many years ago I watched that female Zorro type show she was on with my late Granny. She loved it… I noticed Elsa’s last name is Hungarian. Or Pataky is a Spanish last name, too?
@ Kath
How describing her as a volcano has got to do with her being dumb ? Volcano is referred to her temper which is more latine than anglo saxon/nordic
And i am from Europe too, so i know that Spain doesn’t like her, just like they don’t like Peneloppe Cruz too much according my spanish BFF for other reasons.
But then again, like we say in french : ‘Nulle n’est prophète en son pays’…sometimes what Hollywood see as great (and it’s not even like elsa made it in Hollywood…so she is perceived the same way everywhere) isn’t perceived as such in the homeland…like for the French who don’t see Cottillard as big as Hollywood see her and don’t understand all the accolades she received…outside of ‘Piaf and La Vie en Rose’, she is still perceived as the average actress she was and still is in France.
Not a Skarsgard fan *ducks for cover* I just don’t get his appeal.
And while I usually don’t go for blondes, Chris is looking especially hot here, so he wins hands down!
Memphis, I’m going to be ducking right along with you, because I agree with everything you said. Skarsgaard does absolutely nothing for me. Hemsworth on the other hand…and like you, I typically don’t go for blondes.
Chris Hemworth. Not even a freaking question.
Chris Hemsworth looks like he’s on steroids. It probably shrunk his dong too. But Elsa Pataky will take whatever she can get as long as it makes her more famous.
Ohhhh Thor always! Alex whatever always looks kind of sickly to me.
Skars all the way. Chris looks a bit roidy and his head is too small for his body. Skarsgard is just cool.
Lol, i was just thinking that Skarsgaard’s head looks too big for his lean torso while his legs seem too short.
I guess it’s a matter of perception
Chris Hemsworth…all day, every day. He is like my fantasy come to life.
Askar n maybe a one nighter with Thor
Alex would be my first choice but I would “settle” for Chris. lol
That hot and sexy blonde vampire viking god for me, hands down! Even tho hemsworth is ver hot, id still pick ASkars
MANWICH!!!
Sheesh! What are you doing to me? Just add in Joseph Gordon Levitt to the mix and you will have fulfilled my mantasies.
P.S. Gary Oldman, I still lust for you too.
Here I was thinking I was the only one who still drooled for Gary, though he’s in his fifties…I am Dracula. I swear I watched that movie a million times. Look up on youtube for when he’s singing in preparation for his role in Dracula…he would’ve been great. I hope he’s naughty in every sense of the word, even now. Must be how he got his hot wife.
I find it interesting, the contrast between his wife, Alex?, and Thor’s wife Elsa. We hardly even see pap pics of Gary and his wife, let alone her by herself, yet we see them all the time with Patakay. Maybe she has a magical vaj……because I don’t really see him being down with that. Maybe he moved in too fast, had a baby too fast? He doesn’t seem like someone who courts fame by the paparazzi. Oh well, I don’t have to live with her.
Team Chris 100 percent. That man is fine.
Unf, I’d choose both. Simple decision ;).
Next to Hemsworth, ASkars looks gaunt and gawky, and he gives Rihanna a run for her money in the fivehead department. I’ll take Thor–all day, every day, for the rest of eternity. Sit. On. My Face.
and would he not have made a better Eric for Sookie in True Blood?
Chris for sure!
Alex is all asymmetrical and ugly by comparison, plus his eyes always look swollen. (Although wouldn’t kick him outta bed either, hahaha.)
Chris 🙂
Alex has never done anything for me. I don’t get the hype at all.
No contest. Alexander on every front. Talent, looks, brains, personality, sense of humor…I could be here a while.
Chris Hemsworth without a doubt! The man is gorgeous!
Alex, always. I do like Chris, but he seems…like a meathead.
Viking.
Go watch Alex in the ‘What Maisie Knew’ trailer, and then we’ll talk. Because boyfriend is HOT in that trailer.
http://movies.yahoo.com/video/maisie-knew-trailer-173021357.html
Chris All the way any day all day. Fact is he’s just perfect except of course for the wife…She puts a damper on things for me -_-
Hemsworth all the way. Adorable. Divine. Manly.
He was on our Foxtel promotional ads recently and I frequently caught myself grinning at him when he smiles and winks. I’m sure I even sighed at one point. My daughter would roll her eyes and yell “Muuummm! Your man’s on the Foxtel ad” when it was on and yes I stopped what I was doing and came in to watch 🙂
Alex…any day, anytime, anywhere…no contest! I’m not saying Chris isn’t attractive, but he’s got nothin’ on ASkars. I also don’t care for long-haired guys, so Thor’s a big turn-off in that dept.