I am not jealous of Halle Berry’s custody drama. I am not jealous of her relationship with Olivier Martinez. I am not jealous of her sketchy romantic past. I am not jealous of her childhood. I am not jealous of the fact that she’s been in therapy since she was 10 years old. But I am extremely jealous of her body and her beauty. These are photos of Halle, Olivier and Nahla in Hawaii yesterday – I’m assuming this week is Nahla’s Spring Break, and so Halle thought she’d take her little family unit to Hawaii. It looks fun.
I’m assuming these photos were taken on a public beach – I see lots of other people milling around. Halle doesn’t even look upset that they’re being photographed, which is good, I guess. Nahla wore an absolutely adorable Hello Kitty one-piece, while Halle wore a righteous (but dated?) black bikini and a sheer black coverup. You can see her crazy body though, and OMG HER BUTT. I really don’t think Halle has ANY “problem areas”. Every single part of her body is amazing. I wish my boobs were that perky and perfectly formed. I wish my butt looked like that. I wish I had her proportions. She’s 46 years old and I swear, her body is 20 million times better than most 26 year old girls.
PS… Why did Olivier roll up the legs of his mom jeans? Did he not pack any shorts? Dude, you’re in Hawaii!! Pack some shorts.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Yeah, I’m crazy jealous too. I’m 10 years younger and haven’t carried a child either and my body only looks that good in my dreams.
Seriously, it’s enough to make me throw away all of my cookies and start…juicing or something, lol.
Lmaooo, I always say Im going to start running more when i see a celebrity with long lean legs ( I have inner thigh fat). I never do though.
Meh I can only give celebrities so much credit, I mean without a doubt she has an amazing figure, but she also has the time and money to keep it that way, personal trainer, best skin care/hair care regime, personal diet plan etc.
Well, it all comes with the job after all- don’t think she’d have much of a career (not that she has any movies lately to come to think of it) if she were out of shape, ugly, with bad skin.
lipo -_-
I was thinking the exact same thing as you girls. I’m going to go home after work tonight and workout extra hard lol.
…how can that even be a question? regardless of her antics, OF COURSE HER BODY IS INSANELY STUNNING!.. LE sigh…
I know! so jealous..
Yep-she looks great! Her bathing suit looks fine, too-I don’t think it’s dated (or maybe I’m biased because I have a similar bikini…I have little boobs though so I don’t look anything like her in mine LOL!).
She’s got boob implants. no way her breasts are natural, looking that good at 46. very natural looking, though.
I think she had some work done in the 2000’s, including a nose job. I have been following her career since the 90’s and Halle has always been about a natural C Cup but lately her boobs are looking perkier than usual. She must have gotten implants or had them lifted. When she was in Monster Ball with Billy Bob and SwordFish with John and Hugh, I’m sure those were her natural boobs because they sagged a little. Now they just seem to perky.
Yea my husband saw that movie and said her boobs were saggy. Idk if she had work done it could just be the bikini top. My husband told me he had to help his ex into her bikini too because she needed it really right to give her the appearance of perky breasts.
No offense @Isa but your/a husband would say they’re saggy if he’s a smart man 😉
I think so too…they used to be natural but now look like implants.
I’m 45 and my boobs, while aren’t her size, still look awesome. No sagging or crepey skin. Not everyone falls to pieces once they hit 35 people.
That’s not what I’m sayin. I’m not saying that all women bodies go downhill after they hit a certain age. I am specificlly talking about Halle and how her boobs have changed from then to now. The shape and size of her boobs is the dead give away. Look at Monster Ball and Swordfish or any of her movies from the 90’s and you will see that even the shape of her boobs have changed. Her natural boobs were a bit smaller and had a much more natural appearance; in other words not as perky. The woman has had work done.
Yuya can I come and see for myself. Just kidding; im sure your boobs are amazing and my comment definetely did not mean all women of a certain age , just pointing out Halle had work done
There are photos of the scars in her armpits.
But what happened to Olivier? He hit the wall, HARD.
This. I remember him being a good looking guy. Now, not so much.
Yes. He used to be stunning. Now he looks like some sleazy dude hanging around a bar trying to chat up young women. He’s definitely gone downhill fast. Halle looks so much younger and fresher than him – you’d never guess that they’re about the same age.
She’s definitely had work done – a lot of work, actually.
I heard she did get implants but under the muscle which results in a more natural, less obvious look. It is also much more painful to recuperate from. Most implants you see are of the above the muscle variety so you can really see the implant. She also has been said to always wear a bra in her teens and twenties (even sleeping) to prevent sagging.
So crazy yet so pretty
It’s a trap
LOL! She’s like those sirens from the old stories at sea! Lure you in with their beauty and BAM-your boat crashes on the rocks and everyone drowns.
HAha… Both of you!
I saw her on Kimmel and she looks weird. Not wrinkled, but still aging. Like a really smooth, very stiff, older woman with that posture that comes with age. It was just strange somehow.
Kimmel was struggling a while to avoid glancing at her boobs, doesn’t normally blink that much.
Hahahahahaha that’s awesome
On “How I Met Your Mother”, it’s called the Hot/Crazy scale. “A person is allowed to be crazy, as long as they are equally hot. Ideally, you want your date to be above the diagonal line, indicating that they are hotter than they are crazy.”
Oliver looks disgusting. He’s trying to hard to be hip, and he looks like a jackass. His whole vibe is something I would avoid.
Olivier looks like those skeevey/pervy drunks that hang out at the Pier that everyone tries to avoid. They both look creepy and skeevey. I am not going to be envious of someone who has likley had any number of plastic surgeries and such to look that good. And anyway all I ever see when I look at her is a mean, vindictive, scheming machinating demon and a hired thug of a boyfriend to go along with it. I also think she set these photos up as usual.
I totally agree with you.
Agreed. Yet another happy family photo op. Sickening. Meanwhile just a brief time ago she was allowing her punk of a BF pound her baby daddy face into the driveway pavement. Simply because he dares to insist on being in his daughters life! How DARE he!!
Shes a selfish ..ish. Cant stand the woman. Used to be a fan. NOT any more.
I’m surprised he didn’t threaten to beat up the photographers – that just happen to be there with Halle in makeup and perfectly dressed for the beach. Photo ops to try and sell the image of the perfect step family and whitewash what Martinez did to Gabriel (in front of Nahla with Halle’s OK Im sure). Sorry not buying it.
Halle looks amazing and Nahla is adorable.
I think her boobs are looking extra big and fake lately. Could she have had another boob job?
UGH She is Stunning Looking! .. Say Not to start any tall tales and not that there be anything wring with it but; Did she always have those boobs? Cause i always remember em more B Cuppish than this?
Gorgeous.
At least he isn’t so European that he’s in a speedo. Carry on rolling up your jeans d-bag.
Agree.
Halle is very fortunate that her exterior in no way reflects her interior.
Give me Squinty’s rolled up jeans over the hilarious ones that Justin Theroux was sporting a few weeks ago.
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She’s crazy, but she’s still fine as hell.
Am I the only one who finds it really hot when men roll up their pants like that? For some reason I find it really sexy and I have been known to force my husband to fold his pants that way. Is this a fetish?
welp, it depends on the man for me. But you know what, you go girl with your fetish! It’s the little things in life that can give us joy. You and men with rolled up jeans and for me, it’s the way a man looks with a big ole watch on a manly arm. Strange, huh? Luckily for me, arm porn is easy to come by!!!
Yes, Gabrielle, you are the only one.
😉
My secret turn on is the tan line guys expose on their necks when they’ve just gotten a fresh haircut…That little strip of whiter skin that the hair used to cover is so sexy next to the tanned neck below it!
Weird, huh? I guess we’re all closet pervs to some degree…Carry on, ladies! 😉
Haha no I think rolled jeans look girly. My SIL gave me a pair of rolled up jeans as a hand me down for my son. He’s never wore them. I’m not even that picky about what he wears.
And the haircut tan line! My husband gets that and I hate it. He’s a police officer and the sun beats down on his neck in the summer.
No, I feel the same way too. I also love those half lenght shorts/pants, when tall men wear them; if short men wear them they risk looking like little hobbits.
I never thought that guy was attractive but now he is just straight up smarmy and my Douche Radar goes batsh!t when I see a pic of him.
She looks good-but her crazy just permeates my screen.
@Eileen – I think your radar is going batsh*t because of the batsh*t crazy that is hanging around the douche so your radar is working overtime.
one of the best boob jobs in the biz. her years of gymnastics training growing up have certainly contributed well to her aging process. no doubt she works out regularly still and her shape is one that I would pay to have. Nahla is an absoute doll and we will see her grow up to be even more stunning than her mother. just hopefully without the crazy…oh and ummm Olivier?? ugggh!
Kaiser you too can have boobs that perky and perfectly formed for $20,000 just like Halle paid for hers. The rest of her body is all hers from good diet and exercise. Beautiful on the outside crazy on the inside. LOL. Nahla is so adorable. Oliver I have nothing nice to say about.
Sick body. Sick mind.
there is some speculation that she may be pregnant because of the way she is always holding something in front of her in these pictures
Wonderful. A baby with Mr Beat’em down ex boxer Goon.
If she is pregnant then this is just another method she is using to try to wrest Gabriel from his daughter’s life. I had wondered if she was going to try this but I figured since she was getting older and she seemed to have a hard time concieving the first child it wasn’t a possiblity for her. I guess now the the judge has shut down her move to France with her faux fiance she figures a baby will add more legitimacy to her needs to move to France. I hope this isn’t true, but I wouldn’t put anything past her. This woman has tried racism, violence by Gabe, pap concerns, and violence by her thug boyfriend and she will not stop until she gets what she wants. Don’t believe any of her bs PR moves she is putting otu there. You can believe it in 13 or so years when her actions confirm her statements.
She has been in therapy since she was 10?!
OMG could you imagine the crazy if she wasn’t?
Halle and the Beast.Yeah.She looking good.
Should she be preggers….Boobs explained!
Her boobs are really well done. If I was famous and looking for bolt-ons I’d ask who her surgeon was.
Now, Kaiser, do you really think Halle’s body is natural? She’s always been a chesty woman, and at 46 after having a child, I’m sure she saw a cosmetic surgeon to deal with some serious sag issues. I grew up in the same town as Halle in Ohio, and I can tell you first hand she’s had extensive work done to her face, because I know what she looked like before – why wouldn’t she have work done to her body? What you’re jealous of, Kaiser, is her bank account, which affords her the ability to keep looking this good at her age.
exactly. oh to have money and not have to age naturally. i did get botox, really liked the results, but had to stop, b/c tight on money. sigh
I don’t think she’s had any work on her face. Dark skin can get dark skin patches, melasma I think and something else I forget the name of….so if they have facial surgery it is a huge risk.
As we age, we lose a lot of fat in our faces, the nose appears smaller, cheeks smaller.
If she’s had any work on her face, it might be a nose job but at the same time, her nose looks very good and I have never seen a nose look that good if she had it done in the 80s.
As for boobs, that is more realistic, not as much risk as the face in terms of scarring and other visual complications.
Not every dark skinned person has to worry about excessive scarring. Halle has had at least two nose jobs, eye work, botox as well as a little nip tuck after the kid. I must say that she looks the better for it all.
There are tons of photos of her as a teen with her old nose.
Looks don’t outweigh the crazy gene. Too many men think they do, but it never turns out that way. He looks like a tool.
Well, we all saw how her real boobs look like in “Swordfish”.
Even those weren’t her “original” boobs.
Her boobs weren’t real in Swordfish or Monsters Ball in my opinion but these are definitely not the same boobs that were in those movies. These ones are bigger for sure!
And as far as Halle goes the old saying ‘beauty is only skin deep’ applies to her times a thousand. She is beautiful and stunning but she is an awful person.
Aren’t there tons of places to go where there is complete privacy? I’ve seen little islands off of Belize that have only a few little luxury huts to stay in. Couldn’t they rent the whole place out and put the security in the other huts to stay? And it would still be a super cheap vacation for them. And no paps around. I think there are ways to be on vacation without the paps sniffing around and these pics seem to prove that she wants to be photographed. Even though she gives them a dirty face.
She has the loveliest breasts.
Love Olivier’s rolled up jeans.
Why make this post about her age in the title?
I think it’s possible she has a boob job or a boob lift, and I think it’s possible she had a nose job in her early days too. But even taking that into account, her face and her body are AMAZING.
I agree, it’s subtle and well done and fits her proportions. She looks fab. If you are going to get work done then it should look as natural as can be. Olivier on the other hand looks like a troll. How can you be going on vacation in Hawaii and not pack swim trunks? He looks ridiculous.
I think she has had several nose jobs, and I think the last one was one too many. Just my opinion.
She’s definitely had her boobs and nose worked on. She has natural beauty but even beautiful people age, gain weight, and sag especially after childbirth. Without the fake boobs and the nose job, she would look like a lot of other attractive mixed women out there. The only thing I envy is her money to keep fit and take care of any problem areas. Of course, I wouldn’t even want her body if it came with being as insane as she is with all of the man problems.
Very astute and well said. But I don’t think the qualifier “mixed race” was necessary. Without the boob job and nose job she simply may not be as attractive as she is. That’s all that needs to be said.
She is the perfect mix of great genes and great plastic surgery. It looks like her docs had a light touch which turned out great for her. She was on Conan last week and I was shocked by how gorgeous she still is! That is not the face of a 46 year old woman…she looks amazing.
Halle has always had an insane body, surgery or not. She had an insane body when she was Ms.America too. Too bad her mind isn’t as awesome as her body.
Halle’s body is amazing we all know this; that is why she can cover it up when she wants
She has an amaze balls body.
She has an amazing body, I do admit that even though I dislike her.
Her skin is amazing too! No darker areas no lighters areas. It’s always glowing. It’s perfect and always looks smooth.
Does he own any other jeans?
I never noticed, but she has beautiful neck, arms, and shoulders. And beautiful skin. I like her bikini cover-up, but I don’t care for her.
How is it that paps ALWAYS seem to know when Berry is at the beach?? And she always looks happy to be photographed in those pics. Somebody ahem… Halle… is obviously tipping them off.
Like my southern friends say ‘she ain’t gonna worry me about being beautiful’
Don’t worry Kaiser, you too can have boobs like Halle. Just pay a Doctor like she did and get implants done like she has.
Her only problem area is her hairdo.
Her only problem area is that she’s bat shit crazy. Physically, gorgeous.
Halle is crazy and Gabriel needs to watch his back (and front). That said, her body is sick and I love that she is what 46 can look like.
She is covering up her stomach in every picture.
Even if she had a pot belly, still hotter than women half her age.
Hot but crazy!
Martinez is a drunky and he’s gross. But since Halle now has a reputation in the US for going to the ends of the earth to publicly malign and ambush every ex she has, she has to go overseas to find a man.
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I don’t care if she had any work done or not. She looks amazing regardless of her age. Women need to learn to give out complements without being so defensive, as if they are threatened.
For sure, she’s had loads of work done: nose, boobs, Botox, probably lipo. Whoever does her work is highly skilled and understands “natural-bess””, though. She should kindly give KK her surgeon’s contact details.
Boob job for sure and I don’t like her hair.
Well, it was confirmed she’s pregnant!