Tiger Woods stole Lindsey Vonn away from another douchey athlete

Before Tiger Woods started PR-dating Lindsey Vonn she was involved with another athlete that you’ve heard plenty of things about. You’ll never guess who. Well you probably know already since this news came out yesterday, but when you heard it you were surprised, weren’t you? Lindsey was dating Kris Humphries. Because apparently she can’t Google or get online at all, doesn’t watch tv, and has no idea what’s going on in pop culture.

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn and Kim Kardashian’s estranged husband Kris Humphries are certainly the proof of that!

While Tiger, 37, and Lindsey recently went public with their new romance, what they didn’t tell anyone is that Lindsey chose Tiger over Humphries.

That’s the latest revelation in the headline-making relationship of the sex-addict golfer and top skier, with the new issue of Us Weekly revealing that Humphries was very much in the picture when Tiger came along.

“Woods wasn’t Vonn’s only suitor,” the mag says. “Bachelor No. 2 was none other than Kim Kardashian ex Kris Humphries.”

As the mag points out, Vonn and Humphries are both from Minnesota and have a lot in common. But ultimately, Vonn chose Tiger, who has reclaimed his position as the No. 1 golfer in the world.

Olympic-skier Vonn, 28, was warned about the perils of getting involved with the golfer, but her love of danger and animal attraction to Tiger had drawn them to be friends over recent months, with the most controversial couple in sports officially announcing they are dating on March 18.

Woods now seems to be back on his game both on the course and in his personal life when after a two year slump he celebrated a victory at the Arnold Palmer Invitational in Orlando, Florida this past Monday to reclaim his title as the world number one golfer.

Despite Tiger and Lindsey’s obvious happiness as they beam lovingly together from a series of engagement-style photos, Vonn’s fans are concerned that their idol is going to get hurt just like ex-wife Elin Nordegren did.

“He is probably cheating on you right now,” one angry Facebook follower messaged the blonde Minnesota native, according to Us Weekly.

[From Radar Online]

I’m probably wrong, she could know all about these guys and get off on dating them, which must be a kind of sickness. Don’t you know someone like that, a woman whose type is “douche”? (“He’s not like that, you have the wrong idea about him!”) Well is it a step up, to go from Kris Humphries to Tiger Woods? It is, monetarily and fame-wise. STD wise it’s a danker cesspool, but otherwise she traded up. Tiger Woods is a catch – when you compare his stats to Kris Humphries, and you know Lindsey did the easy math. A billion > millions.

I’m not sure this is true, though, doesn’t Kris Humphries have a “type”? He likes the Kim Kardashian type, that crazy hotel employee girl he dated, the one who kept feeding stories to TMZ and tried to claim she was pregnant with Kris’ baby at one point, looked just like Kim. But like Tiger, Kris’ type is probably over 18, easy access and with a pulse, although the over 18 part is up to question with Tiger.

Gossip Cop got a denial to this story from an unnamed source, and they also have more details from Star’s report, including the fact that Lindsey was hooking up with Kris at the same time she was “dating” Tiger. Star’s source claimed Lindsey has been “hooking up with Kris for the last eight months, even after Tiger was in the picture.” Well Tiger was allegedly trying to reconcile with his ex-wife that whole time, and only went public with this new romance when talks failed with Elin. So it’s not like he was “exclusive” to Lindsey either. Snort.

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  1. brin says:

    I’m sure there are a lot of Tiger Woods/Kardashian konnections.

  2. Lucy2 says:

    Hey Lindsay, when Tiger inevitably gets caught cheating and you break up, Jesse James should be getting divorced by then. Another great match!

  3. poppy says:

    so she’s as gross as he is? (well, nowhere near as gross, but gross)
    match made in heaven.

  4. Natasha says:

    “love of danger and animal attraction to Tiger” yeah those are the hallmarks of a lasting relationship. I really can’t fathom how this is a “real” relationship not a match made in PR heaven.

  5. taxi says:

    Odd choices on her part. If Kris has brains, he hides it well. Tiger is scary for the disease potential.

  6. NerdMomma says:

    Actually, it sounds like Lindsey Vonn is also a douche, so this may work out fine.

  7. T.C. says:

    Poor Kris Humphries. Humiliated again by another woman. Vonn sure isn’t the poor lamb in this situation. Good luck in her PR relationship with the billionaire.

  8. Sweet Dee says:

    It’s comical to me that KHumphries is only ever in news stories related to his breakups. Klean it up, dude.

    Also: mulletbangs! Why, Lindsey, why?

  9. Ainsleigh says:

    Her hair doesn’t look that bad. It’s the eye makeup that’s too hard.

    She knows what she’s getting herself into. The whole thing is probably just a PR ploy anyway to benefit both of them. Not being into sports I never heard of her until she started dating Tiger and his image has improved from seemingly just dating “one” person.

  10. KellyinSeattle says:

    I just can’t get past his huge, shiny teeth.

  11. shannon says:

    One of my friends used to ski with Lindsey when they were teenagers in MN and says that Lindsey is an incredibly talented skier but dumber than a box of rocks– and her taste in men certainly seems to bear that assessment out. (The friend was a nationally ranked skier for a while in her teens but is a research scientist now…)