Before Tiger Woods started PR-dating Lindsey Vonn she was involved with another athlete that you’ve heard plenty of things about. You’ll never guess who. Well you probably know already since this news came out yesterday, but when you heard it you were surprised, weren’t you? Lindsey was dating Kris Humphries. Because apparently she can’t Google or get online at all, doesn’t watch tv, and has no idea what’s going on in pop culture.
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn and Kim Kardashian’s estranged husband Kris Humphries are certainly the proof of that!
While Tiger, 37, and Lindsey recently went public with their new romance, what they didn’t tell anyone is that Lindsey chose Tiger over Humphries.
That’s the latest revelation in the headline-making relationship of the sex-addict golfer and top skier, with the new issue of Us Weekly revealing that Humphries was very much in the picture when Tiger came along.
“Woods wasn’t Vonn’s only suitor,” the mag says. “Bachelor No. 2 was none other than Kim Kardashian ex Kris Humphries.”
As the mag points out, Vonn and Humphries are both from Minnesota and have a lot in common. But ultimately, Vonn chose Tiger, who has reclaimed his position as the No. 1 golfer in the world.
Olympic-skier Vonn, 28, was warned about the perils of getting involved with the golfer, but her love of danger and animal attraction to Tiger had drawn them to be friends over recent months, with the most controversial couple in sports officially announcing they are dating on March 18.
Woods now seems to be back on his game both on the course and in his personal life when after a two year slump he celebrated a victory at the Arnold Palmer Invitational in Orlando, Florida this past Monday to reclaim his title as the world number one golfer.
Despite Tiger and Lindsey’s obvious happiness as they beam lovingly together from a series of engagement-style photos, Vonn’s fans are concerned that their idol is going to get hurt just like ex-wife Elin Nordegren did.
“He is probably cheating on you right now,” one angry Facebook follower messaged the blonde Minnesota native, according to Us Weekly.
I’m probably wrong, she could know all about these guys and get off on dating them, which must be a kind of sickness. Don’t you know someone like that, a woman whose type is “douche”? (“He’s not like that, you have the wrong idea about him!”) Well is it a step up, to go from Kris Humphries to Tiger Woods? It is, monetarily and fame-wise. STD wise it’s a danker cesspool, but otherwise she traded up. Tiger Woods is a catch – when you compare his stats to Kris Humphries, and you know Lindsey did the easy math. A billion > millions.
I’m not sure this is true, though, doesn’t Kris Humphries have a “type”? He likes the Kim Kardashian type, that crazy hotel employee girl he dated, the one who kept feeding stories to TMZ and tried to claim she was pregnant with Kris’ baby at one point, looked just like Kim. But like Tiger, Kris’ type is probably over 18, easy access and with a pulse, although the over 18 part is up to question with Tiger.
Gossip Cop got a denial to this story from an unnamed source, and they also have more details from Star’s report, including the fact that Lindsey was hooking up with Kris at the same time she was “dating” Tiger. Star’s source claimed Lindsey has been “hooking up with Kris for the last eight months, even after Tiger was in the picture.” Well Tiger was allegedly trying to reconcile with his ex-wife that whole time, and only went public with this new romance when talks failed with Elin. So it’s not like he was “exclusive” to Lindsey either. Snort.