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Times are tough for models who teach yoga and used to be married to reality stars. While Verne “Mini Me” Troyer is making ends meet by appearing on the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother, his ex wife is earning some cash by selling the sensational story of her sex life with a man almost four feet shorter than she is. Genevieve Gallen was married to the Austin Powers star for just one day in 2004 before their marriage was annulled. Troyer claimed there was “no valid marriage” and that Gallen was after him for his money. Gallen claims they were in love and had a healthy sex life for months before and that Troyer’s alcoholism ultimately led to their breakup. What Troyer lacked in stature he made up for in technique, according to Gallen, who gives too much information about their marathon sex sessions to News of the World.
Curvy 5ft 6in stunner Genevieve, 36. reveals: “We had to be creative—but because of my yoga experience I could get into the right positions to make it work. And I was soon head over heels in love with Verne.
“We could have sex up to 10 times in a single day. We’d do it for 45 minutes and he would just keep on going as I had orgasm after orgasm.
“He was a sex addict. He was then only the second man I’d ever slept with. He told me he’d had huge numbers of girls.”
Genevieve—who met the 39-year-old Austin Powers star at a New Years Eve party at Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles—says she felt like Alice in Wonderland when she first went back to Verne’s place . . . a SHED at the the end of his manager’s garden. “It was a little off-putting because everything was so small,” says Genevieve.
“There was a miniature futon and a miniature refrigerator and bed. The light switches were all down at the level of my knee and the toilet was no bigger than a child’s potty.”
But she was so smitten by her little lover she was determined to do everything in her power to keep him interested in her.
She recalls: “I would dress up in my sexiest lingerie every day and try all sorts of role-play games. Sometimes I dressed as a prostitute, other times a cheerleader—and even a schoolgirl.
“I once put on a dark wig, some sexy lingerie and put on a Russian accent so he would think I was a high class call girl…
“[The first time we made love] we talked and made out for a long time. Verne was not self-conscious about his body at all.
“We made love three times that night. For me it was emotionally satisfying.
“But I was surprised when I saw him naked for the first time that night—I had expected him to be better endowed. But Verne’s body is proportional all over, so he was smaller than I expected.”
She soon found out that he made up for that with his boundless stamina. “With Verne I started experimenting with my own pleasure in ways I had never done before,” says Genevieve.
“We would fall asleep in each other’s arms then wake up, have something to eat or drink and start all over again. Verne was insatiable and there is definitely something in his personality that makes him easily addicted to things.”
[From News of the World]
At least she loved him and says their sex life was satisfying, not that it’s any consolation to Troyer. Another ex girlfriend marketed a sex tape featuring the two last year, which Troyer went to court and unsuccessfully tried to block. It was available online for $9.99 for a while, although the site is now down. I’m now trying to forget the images burned in my mind during my brief search to see if it’s still online.
According to Gallen, her relationship with Troyer ended due to his frequent drinking. He quit for several months, only to go back to the bottle and get so blotto that she once had to call the cops to let her into their house. I saw Troyer on “The Surreal Life” and he was a letch who drank way too much, so I can believe it. He once got so wasted he drove his scooter into a room and peed in the corner, thinking he was in the bathroom. He’s a small guy and doesn’t have much capacity to drink, but Gallen says that Troyer would knock down a 12 pack of beer and a liter of vodka in a single day. It’s a wonder he was even conscious long enough to be interested in sex.
Verne Troyer and Genevieve Gallen are shown on 1/3/03 in the header and on 11/8/02 below. Credit: PRPhotos

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19 Responses to “Mini Me Verne Troyer’s ex wife tells all”
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Someone hand me the brain bleach.
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Jesus F*cking Christ.
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after seeing that sex tape of his, anything Verne Troyer related makes me want to puke
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I can’t believe she was surprised that Vern has a small you-know-what! Duh!
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Puh-leeze! This is making me break out in hives.
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He was the second guy she’d been with… at age 36? Puh-leeze.
Bring on the “but some people wait” arguments. Not in Hell-Ay. Whatever.
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It’s hard enough I’m sure to be a little person without these gold-digging heifers making it worse by filling the world in on your sex life, which is understandably a curiosity to normally-sized people.
Troyer however doesn’t help matters with his behaviour and he just comes across as vile and sleazy. That combined with his height just makes him an oddity in the worst kind of way.
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That sextape girl once said that she met Verne Troyer at a party she was at, “hoping to meet someone like Ian Ziering.”
Wow, high standards! You go girl.
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“hoping to meet someone like Ian Ziering” That’s hilarious. In a depressing sort of way.
I love how all sex stories in British tabloids sound like they were written by the same person, including the quotes.
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mans he’s pretty good looking… what is she thinking?
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oops SHE’S pretty good looking… SHE…
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LOL @christina
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Oh lord have mercy..now I need to find holy water to cleanse myself.
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Blech … Retch .. Puke .. Gag .. *Faint*
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Bucket please… To much information…
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LOL the creative expressions of disgust that have been posted are better than the story….
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Eeeeeww!!! Can I borrow an ice cream scoop to dig the idea of a Mini-me sex tape OUT OF MY MIND !!!
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