Mini Me Verne Troyer’s ex wife tells all

Verne Troyer
Times are tough for models who teach yoga and used to be married to reality stars. While Verne “Mini Me” Troyer is making ends meet by appearing on the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother, his ex wife is earning some cash by selling the sensational story of her sex life with a man almost four feet shorter than she is. Genevieve Gallen was married to the Austin Powers star for just one day in 2004 before their marriage was annulled. Troyer claimed there was “no valid marriage” and that Gallen was after him for his money. Gallen claims they were in love and had a healthy sex life for months before and that Troyer’s alcoholism ultimately led to their breakup. What Troyer lacked in stature he made up for in technique, according to Gallen, who gives too much information about their marathon sex sessions to News of the World.

Curvy 5ft 6in stunner Genevieve, 36. reveals: “We had to be creative—but because of my yoga experience I could get into the right positions to make it work. And I was soon head over heels in love with Verne.

“We could have sex up to 10 times in a single day. We’d do it for 45 minutes and he would just keep on going as I had orgasm after orgasm.

“He was a sex addict. He was then only the second man I’d ever slept with. He told me he’d had huge numbers of girls.”

Genevieve—who met the 39-year-old Austin Powers star at a New Years Eve party at Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles—says she felt like Alice in Wonderland when she first went back to Verne’s place . . . a SHED at the the end of his manager’s garden. “It was a little off-putting because everything was so small,” says Genevieve.

“There was a miniature futon and a miniature refrigerator and bed. The light switches were all down at the level of my knee and the toilet was no bigger than a child’s potty.”

But she was so smitten by her little lover she was determined to do everything in her power to keep him interested in her.

She recalls: “I would dress up in my sexiest lingerie every day and try all sorts of role-play games. Sometimes I dressed as a prostitute, other times a cheerleader—and even a schoolgirl.

“I once put on a dark wig, some sexy lingerie and put on a Russian accent so he would think I was a high class call girl…

“[The first time we made love] we talked and made out for a long time. Verne was not self-conscious about his body at all.

“We made love three times that night. For me it was emotionally satisfying.

“But I was surprised when I saw him naked for the first time that night—I had expected him to be better endowed. But Verne’s body is proportional all over, so he was smaller than I expected.”

She soon found out that he made up for that with his boundless stamina. “With Verne I started experimenting with my own pleasure in ways I had never done before,” says Genevieve.

“We would fall asleep in each other’s arms then wake up, have something to eat or drink and start all over again. Verne was insatiable and there is definitely something in his personality that makes him easily addicted to things.”

[From News of the World]

At least she loved him and says their sex life was satisfying, not that it’s any consolation to Troyer. Another ex girlfriend marketed a sex tape featuring the two last year, which Troyer went to court and unsuccessfully tried to block. It was available online for $9.99 for a while, although the site is now down. I’m now trying to forget the images burned in my mind during my brief search to see if it’s still online.

According to Gallen, her relationship with Troyer ended due to his frequent drinking. He quit for several months, only to go back to the bottle and get so blotto that she once had to call the cops to let her into their house. I saw Troyer on “The Surreal Life” and he was a letch who drank way too much, so I can believe it. He once got so wasted he drove his scooter into a room and peed in the corner, thinking he was in the bathroom. He’s a small guy and doesn’t have much capacity to drink, but Gallen says that Troyer would knock down a 12 pack of beer and a liter of vodka in a single day. It’s a wonder he was even conscious long enough to be interested in sex.

Verne Troyer and Genevieve Gallen are shown on 1/3/03 in the header and on 11/8/02 below. Credit: PRPhotos

Verne Troyer and Genevieve Gellen

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  1. vdantev says:

    Eeeeeww!!! Can I borrow an ice cream scoop to dig the idea of a Mini-me sex tape OUT OF MY MIND !!!

  2. Lisa says:

    Someone hand me the brain bleach.

  3. Codzilla says:

    Jesus F*cking Christ.

  4. HEB says:

    after seeing that sex tape of his, anything Verne Troyer related makes me want to puke

  5. bevtastic says:

    I can’t believe she was surprised that Vern has a small you-know-what! Duh!

  6. Elizabeth says:

    ew.

  7. RReedy says:

    Puh-leeze! This is making me break out in hives.

  8. KDRockstar says:

    He was the second guy she’d been with… at age 36? Puh-leeze.

    Bring on the “but some people wait” arguments. Not in Hell-Ay. Whatever.

  9. Baholicious says:

    It’s hard enough I’m sure to be a little person without these gold-digging heifers making it worse by filling the world in on your sex life, which is understandably a curiosity to normally-sized people.

    Troyer however doesn’t help matters with his behaviour and he just comes across as vile and sleazy. That combined with his height just makes him an oddity in the worst kind of way.

  10. Jeane says:

    That sextape girl once said that she met Verne Troyer at a party she was at, “hoping to meet someone like Ian Ziering.”

    Wow, high standards! You go girl.

  11. RaeJillian says:

    oh.

  12. ak says:

    “hoping to meet someone like Ian Ziering” That’s hilarious. In a depressing sort of way.

    I love how all sex stories in British tabloids sound like they were written by the same person, including the quotes.

    • Elle Capone says:

      Thank You!!! Not to mention they begin a quote with quotations marks, but hmmm… Ironically “forget” the end quotation marks as they ramble into sensational smut!

      I cannot wait until People Magazine (or someone somewhat creditable) clarifies the true “emotionally satisfying” this couple had. Also that they had a confidential marriage at the Beverly Hills courthouse on Jan. 22, 2004 and that as Troyer was thrown into Surreal Life Miss Gowman (professional name Gallen) was badgered and bullied through a 2 year confidential and “stipulated side agreement” (cough divorce) that did not see the Santa Monica Courthouse Judges desk until Jan. 2006

      Miss Gallen was harassed by discrimination the duration of her relationship. The last she would put out, especially for money (this gal lived a celebate life in an ashram prior to moving to LA) is raunchy imagery did honoring her yogic practices and sexual positions!

      I believe she thought the article intended to show all the things they enjoyed together as all couples, and to show unlike most Hollywood marriages the true sensational story is their love was far from the superficial. God forbid a hunky male mannequin of a husband actually get in a car accident and no longer provide the public imagery of eye candy marriages. Furthermore, watch the modelesque bride continue at his side, as Gallen would often be poised seated on the Red Carpet!

      The public wants trash, therefore these papers print what sells. Genevieve Gallen was the one to first help aid Verne Troyer into sobriety, and no Beverly Hills Courthouse Judge would marry them if he was intoxicated or under the influence at all!

      I see it as a couple being torn apart by the greed of the industry and managers who would actually put a “mini bar” in Troyer’s room on Surreal Life to tragically gain at the expense of his relapse!

      I read an article where she explained there were many types of dwarfism, and she liked that his body and organs were all proportionate. (though his liver potentially swollen from decades of undocumented alcohol abuse.)

      Seems without everyone else trying to sell the bloke as living a “Rockstar: Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll for all the underdog men out there” this couple may have served as a healthy example to Hollywood. Now wouldn’t that be something finally sensational to read?

  13. Christina says:

    mans he’s pretty good looking… what is she thinking?

  14. Christina says:

    oops SHE’S pretty good looking… SHE…

  15. Joolzz says:

    LOL @christina

  16. mojoman says:

    Oh lord have mercy..now I need to find holy water to cleanse myself.

  17. MhjmC says:

    Blech … Retch .. Puke .. Gag .. *Faint*

  18. nag says:

    Bucket please… To much information…

  19. Trashaddict says:

    LOL the creative expressions of disgust that have been posted are better than the story….

  20. Simone says:

    You don’t get to choose to not be a dwarf when you’re born. But that fact doesn’t seem to matter to people. Being a dwarf just automatically makes you a freak.

    I am a 30 year old female dwarf (not small like mini-me but still a dwarf standing at 3 feet and 6 inches tall).

    Its because of all the prejudice that I mostly keep myself socially isolated. I’ve never had trouble making friends with people one on one in college or at work. But for some reason I can’t seem to get involved in social activities like dating, hang out at parties (too many people who haven’t met me before), or just going out for a drink and talk like an adult human being.

    It seems like whenever people meet me in a place like a class or a job or like a convention/event where people are there for a purpose, I have no trouble meeting people and making friends to some extent. But in any type of social setting, people are awkward. And if there is even a hint of possibility that I might be interested in someone socially or god forbid, something more than that, its as people want to run away and hide… even if I am not even interested but merely trying to be polite and friendly.

    You have no idea how hard it is to live in a world where normal social interaction/connection as a human being, the same stuff I see everybody else around me experiencing all the time, is held back from you simply because you’re physically different.

    And it doesn’t help that when you read about a dwarf actor, who may not be very classy or flattering I’ll admit but is behaving in a way that frankly alot of men do. I don’t understand why, just because he’s a dwarf, the mere thought of him having sex seems to be psychologically damaging to people.

    Yeah, he’s different. Get over it. Grow up!

  21. Elle Capone says:

    Thank You!!! Not to mention they begin a quote with quotations marks, but hmmm… Ironically “forget” the end quotation marks as they ramble into sensational smut!

    I cannot wait until People Magazine (or someone somewhat creditable) clarifies the true “emotionally satisfying” this couple had. Also that they had a confidential marriage at the Beverly Hills courthouse on Jan. 22, 2004 and that as Troyer was thrown into Surreal Life Miss Gowman (professional name Gallen) was badgered and bullied through a 2 year confidential and “stipulated side agreement” (cough divorce) that did not see the Santa Monica Courthouse Judges desk until Jan. 2006

    Miss Gallen was harassed by discrimination the duration of her relationship. The last she would put out, especially for money (this gal lived a celebate life in an ashram prior to moving to LA) is raunchy imagery did honoring her yogic practices and sexual positions!

    I believe she thought the article intended to show all the things they enjoyed together as all couples, and to show unlike most Hollywood marriages the true sensational story is their love was far from the superficial. God forbid a hunky male mannequin of a husband actually get in a car accident and no longer provide the public imagery of eye candy marriages. Furthermore, watch the modelesque bride continue at his side, as Gallen would often be poised seated on the Red Carpet!

  22. Elle Capone says:

    The public wants trash, therefore these papers print what sells. Genevieve Gallen was the one to first help aid Verne Troyer into sobriety, and no Beverly Hills Courthouse Judge would marry them if he was intoxicated or under the influence at all!

    I see it as a couple being torn apart by the greed of the industry and managers who would actually put a “mini bar” in Troyer’s room on Surreal Life to tragically gain at the expense of his relapse!

    I read an article where she explained there were many types of dwarfism, and she liked that his body and organs were all proportionate. (though his liver potentially swollen from decades of undocumented alcohol abuse.)

    Seems without everyone else trying to sell the bloke as living a “Rockstar: Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll for all the underdog men out there” this couple may have served as a healthy example to Hollywood. Now wouldn’t that be something finally sensational to read?