Gwyneth Paltrow gave an Apple Store “Meet the Developer” talk to discuss the GOOP apps that she paid other people to develop for her. [LaineyGossip]
Britney Spears‘ old choreographer says Michael Jackson molested him. [Dlisted]
Cameron Diaz & Leslie Mann get up in each other’s faces. [Pop Sugar]
Ways that you and your BFF are like Romy & Michelle. [Buzzfeed]
Linda Evangelista looked like a grey goose at the Met gala. [Go Fug Yourself]
Audrina Patridge looks really excellent in yoga pants. [Popoholic]
The best of Ken Cosgrove, accounts, on “Mad Men.” [Pajiba]
Zac Efron shows off his treasure trail. Gross. [A Socialite Life]
Will Arnett joins Megan Fox on the TMNT set. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Britney Spears wears a bikini on the cover of Shape mag. [ICYDK]
Orlando Bloom & little Flynn enjoy some male bonding. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
A history of Rihanna‘s inability to start a show on time. [Jezebel]
Tina Fey & Amy Poehler are reuniting for Anchorman 2. [Moe Jackson]
Julia Roberts is fighting with her poor sister again. It never ends. [CDAN]
Cops want to prosecute Justin Bieber for the neighbor incident. [Starcasm]
For Mother’s Day, let’s celebrate the issues they give you. [The Frisky]
Eva Longoria will receive her master’s degree in Chicano studies. [Wonderwall]
Courtney Stodden‘s butt cheeks walk in West Hollywood. [IDLYITW]
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News
OMG!! Can’t this person just shut up.
+1 I wish she would go whore her products somewhere else, like under a rock. Paltrow has now become a famewhore; who would have thought it?
No, apparently she can’t. From USA TODAY online:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2013/05/08/paltrow-met-ball-not-fun/2144353/
Not even A-listers have the best time at the Costume Institute ball.
Just ask Gwyneth Paltrow, who attended Monday’s star-studded gala in Valentino. Her pal BeyoncĂ© was the honorary co-chair and wore Givenchy.
“I’m never going again. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all,” says Paltrow.
And Paltrow’s husband, Chris Martin, was also there, but the two did not walk the carpet together because they try to keep their relationship as “private” as possible, Paltrow explained.
The Met gala is for upholstered peasants!
whoa, Wade Robson, that story was a surprise
totally agree. Waste of social space
This just makes me laugh- she is everywhere! I find Jessica Seinfeld way more irritating.
+1
I agree about Jessica Seinfield. That woman is just nasty. Nasty look, nasty ‘tude.
JS is not a good person..she was engaged to one rich guy (Nederlander) who she promptly DUMPED for an even richer one (Seinfeld).
She is the EPITOME of a gold digger.
@StaCat1-actually she was just back from her HONEYMOON with Eric Nederlander-and left him for Jerry Seinfeld. And remember when she plagiarized that woman’s cookbook and then both she and her smug husband had the audacity to go after the author?! They’re both horrible. They deserve each other.
Yeah, Jessica Seinfeld is cutthroat.
“I ain’t sayin she a gold digger, but she ain’t messing with no broke…..”
Dumped Eric Nederlander after four months of marriage and went after the big money with Jerry Seinfeld. No hesitation, no remorse.
I wonder if these men realize who they’re married to – and if they do realize it, do they care?
Jessica Seinfeld is awful. So smug. She should change her name to Jessica McSmuggins. I don’t care for Jerry either. I love Seinfeld the show, but JS is totally smug. He went on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen a few years ago and just made fun of Andy Cohen, the show, and the premise of the show the whole time. It made no sense and it wasn’t funny. Class A jerk.
While I completely agree with you on JS being a jerk…one of my old roommates in LA worked as a PA on Seinfeld and told me what a douche he could be…I”m sorry, but Andy Cohen?
That cross-eyed, grinning hyena who laughs at his own jokes, and who’s ‘show’ consists of recapping lame-ass reality shows?
Yeah. For this one, Team Jerry!
I really do not like Julia Roberts all that much and I have no doubts she is a royal snob, but I do feel bad for her regarding the derelict, trouble making half sister or step sister or whatever. I can’t blame Julia from not wanting to get tangle up with that mess and I doubt she wants her relationship with Nancy Motes to be news for the enquirer.
Good for Ms. Longoria!
Not being mean Ms.j. but she might need it. Her career is going to _hit. Her show about finding love got cancelled after only two episodes.
That happens when you co-chair and empty chair.. kiss your career bye bye.
Well Eva has another show about to come out about MAIDs.. can’t recall the name.
LOL Pat yourself on the back, Eva.
As a proper app developer for hire, I gotta say when *doesn’t* someone else take credit for our work?
I was going to say the same thing !
yep, agreed. the same thing happens in the design world too.
Her only job is self-promotion.
What a career plan. Doesn’t that rank her with Kim Kardashian?
At the moment she ranks above the Kardahshians because she actually has a talent to speak of: being unintentionally hilarious with her out-of-touch Goopiness.
Whether or not she realises it is another matter. 🙂
Still no update on the men of the MET? The Skars! The Joshua photobomb! The hotness!!
I’m proud a Latina actress getting her masters degree. Congrats on your educational accomplishments, Eva.
And now she’s a web developer! Is there anything our Goop-ness, paragon of sexiness, culinary high priestess, Oscar-caliber actress, advice guru extraordinaire, close beloved friend of celebrities, and now tech expert, can’t do? If so, I can’t think of it!
Seriously, I hope she never changes. She is a source of joy in a troubled world. Her shennanigan-tastic interviews never fail to make me laugh.
I LOVE pictures of Orlando and Flynn. They are sooooooooooooo cute.
Yea for Amy Poehler and Tina Fey!!
Please, no more Goop for awhile!!
Can she just go away…far, far, away
“Tina Fey & Amy Poehler are reuniting for Anchorman 2.” Hurray!
Maybe the software company is where Goop got the inspiration to name her daughter, Apple.
Best comment of day.
Was watching The Talk and they said that Jeannie Cooper aka Katherine Chancellor from The Young and the Restless, has died.
RIP, Jeannie Cooper.
WORD.
major soap ICON and memories of my childhood and on….RIP
My bad… it’s spelled Jeanne Cooper.
I just saw her on Y & R earlier this week, I think, and I thought she looked frail. But one thing’s for sure, when she and Jess Walton were doing a scene, you could still see the fire from the battles of years past. The Katherine and Jill fights were legendary, but Katherine really broke my heart whenever she fell off the wagon.
Fabulous actress and quite a beauty in her youth. Just saw her on The Big Valley and she played Heath’s so-called aunt, who was a total b!tch.
Again, RIP Jeanne Cooper.
The two soap operas I watched over the years, Y&R and B&B. I haven’t watched in years, but I loved her on Y&R. Great lady.
Goop…straight to QVC
Well, GOOP has several apps for several cities and they are amazing, if you like to travel. And, of course, she has somebody develope them for her. That’s how it works, if you have an idea for an app for something, you will have a company (like my nephew’s company) develope your idea and produce the apps. That’s how it’s done. Sorry, I don’t understand the criticism of Paltrow in this case.
Why is Zac Effron’s “treasure trail” gross? Do we not think he’s good looking? He’s no Milo, but he’ll do.
Gwyneth Paltrow said she was never going to the Met Gala again.
credit Justjared vie USA Today
“I’m never going again. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all,” Gwyneth told USA Today.
Anna is going to be pissed.. I hope she keeps her ass off Vogue for a time. But now that Iron Man is out she can spout off. But be careful with those bridges you burn..
Can someone please take this pretentious plain Jane and BeYawnce, shove them up K-Trash’s lard filled hippo azz, put them in a rocket and send them out to space?
What do you do with a Master’s Degree in Chicago Studies?
Wow, the Paltrow PR machine must be paying a lot of money for her to be appearing everywhere, from TV to blogs.
Enough already.
The goop city app is pretty basic–was sorry I downloaded it. You’d think since she has lived in new York and has kids that she’d be able recommend beyond the basics, but that’s really what it was. Disappointed.
It’s really sad that she thinks she is a software developer. She may have the ideas, but does not write the code for the software. Those who write the code are the true developers of the software.
goop looks less than spectacular here. without the flattering lighting and photoshopping her skin looks bad and she looks older than 40. jessica is just plain frightening.