“Gwyneth Paltrow is a software developer now, so listen up, peasants” links

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow gave an Apple Store “Meet the Developer” talk to discuss the GOOP apps that she paid other people to develop for her. [LaineyGossip]
Britney Spears‘ old choreographer says Michael Jackson molested him. [Dlisted]
Cameron Diaz & Leslie Mann get up in each other’s faces. [Pop Sugar]
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Linda Evangelista looked like a grey goose at the Met gala. [Go Fug Yourself]
Audrina Patridge looks really excellent in yoga pants. [Popoholic]
The best of Ken Cosgrove, accounts, on “Mad Men.” [Pajiba]
Zac Efron shows off his treasure trail. Gross. [A Socialite Life]
Will Arnett joins Megan Fox on the TMNT set. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Britney Spears wears a bikini on the cover of Shape mag. [ICYDK]
Orlando Bloom & little Flynn enjoy some male bonding. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
A history of Rihanna‘s inability to start a show on time. [Jezebel]
Tina Fey & Amy Poehler are reuniting for Anchorman 2. [Moe Jackson]
Julia Roberts is fighting with her poor sister again. It never ends. [CDAN]
Cops want to prosecute Justin Bieber for the neighbor incident. [Starcasm]
For Mother’s Day, let’s celebrate the issues they give you. [The Frisky]
Eva Longoria will receive her master’s degree in Chicano studies. [Wonderwall]
Courtney Stodden‘s butt cheeks walk in West Hollywood. [IDLYITW]

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow

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  1. TxGal says:

    OMG!! Can’t this person just shut up.

  2. HappyMom says:

    This just makes me laugh- she is everywhere! I find Jessica Seinfeld way more irritating.

    • Rhiley says:

      I agree about Jessica Seinfield. That woman is just nasty. Nasty look, nasty ‘tude.

      • StaCat1 says:

        JS is not a good person..she was engaged to one rich guy (Nederlander) who she promptly DUMPED for an even richer one (Seinfeld).

        She is the EPITOME of a gold digger.

      • Happymom says:

        @StaCat1-actually she was just back from her HONEYMOON with Eric Nederlander-and left him for Jerry Seinfeld. And remember when she plagiarized that woman’s cookbook and then both she and her smug husband had the audacity to go after the author?! They’re both horrible. They deserve each other.

      • Cazzie says:

        Yeah, Jessica Seinfeld is cutthroat.

        “I ain’t sayin she a gold digger, but she ain’t messing with no broke…..”

        Dumped Eric Nederlander after four months of marriage and went after the big money with Jerry Seinfeld. No hesitation, no remorse.

        I wonder if these men realize who they’re married to – and if they do realize it, do they care?

    • Original Me says:

      Jessica Seinfeld is awful. So smug. She should change her name to Jessica McSmuggins. I don’t care for Jerry either. I love Seinfeld the show, but JS is totally smug. He went on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen a few years ago and just made fun of Andy Cohen, the show, and the premise of the show the whole time. It made no sense and it wasn’t funny. Class A jerk.

      • Str8Shooter says:

        While I completely agree with you on JS being a jerk…one of my old roommates in LA worked as a PA on Seinfeld and told me what a douche he could be…I”m sorry, but Andy Cohen?

        That cross-eyed, grinning hyena who laughs at his own jokes, and who’s ‘show’ consists of recapping lame-ass reality shows?

        Yeah. For this one, Team Jerry!

  3. Rhiley says:

    I really do not like Julia Roberts all that much and I have no doubts she is a royal snob, but I do feel bad for her regarding the derelict, trouble making half sister or step sister or whatever. I can’t blame Julia from not wanting to get tangle up with that mess and I doubt she wants her relationship with Nancy Motes to be news for the enquirer.

  4. Jay says:

    As a proper app developer for hire, I gotta say when *doesn’t* someone else take credit for our work?

  5. c'est la vie says:

    Her only job is self-promotion.
    What a career plan. Doesn’t that rank her with Kim Kardashian?

  6. A says:

    Still no update on the men of the MET? The Skars! The Joshua photobomb! The hotness!!

  7. Rosa says:

    I’m proud a Latina actress getting her masters degree. Congrats on your educational accomplishments, Eva.

  8. Faye says:

    And now she’s a web developer! Is there anything our Goop-ness, paragon of sexiness, culinary high priestess, Oscar-caliber actress, advice guru extraordinaire, close beloved friend of celebrities, and now tech expert, can’t do? If so, I can’t think of it!

    Seriously, I hope she never changes. She is a source of joy in a troubled world. Her shennanigan-tastic interviews never fail to make me laugh.

  9. sarah says:

    I LOVE pictures of Orlando and Flynn. They are sooooooooooooo cute.

  10. KellyinSeattle says:

    Yea for Amy Poehler and Tina Fey!!
    Please, no more Goop for awhile!!

  11. Suzy says:

    Can she just go away…far, far, away

  12. Merman says:

    “Tina Fey & Amy Poehler are reuniting for Anchorman 2.” Hurray!

  13. KellyinSeattle says:

    Maybe the software company is where Goop got the inspiration to name her daughter, Apple.

  14. pwal says:

    Was watching The Talk and they said that Jeannie Cooper aka Katherine Chancellor from The Young and the Restless, has died.

    RIP, Jeannie Cooper.

    • Nev says:

      WORD.

      major soap ICON and memories of my childhood and on….RIP

      • pwal says:

        My bad… it’s spelled Jeanne Cooper.

        I just saw her on Y & R earlier this week, I think, and I thought she looked frail. But one thing’s for sure, when she and Jess Walton were doing a scene, you could still see the fire from the battles of years past. The Katherine and Jill fights were legendary, but Katherine really broke my heart whenever she fell off the wagon.

        Fabulous actress and quite a beauty in her youth. Just saw her on The Big Valley and she played Heath’s so-called aunt, who was a total b!tch.

        Again, RIP Jeanne Cooper.

    • Jayna says:

      The two soap operas I watched over the years, Y&R and B&B. I haven’t watched in years, but I loved her on Y&R. Great lady.

  15. mslewis says:

    Well, GOOP has several apps for several cities and they are amazing, if you like to travel. And, of course, she has somebody develope them for her. That’s how it works, if you have an idea for an app for something, you will have a company (like my nephew’s company) develope your idea and produce the apps. That’s how it’s done. Sorry, I don’t understand the criticism of Paltrow in this case.

  16. Emma13 says:

    Why is Zac Effron’s “treasure trail” gross? Do we not think he’s good looking? He’s no Milo, but he’ll do.

  17. lisa2 says:

    Gwyneth Paltrow said she was never going to the Met Gala again.

    credit Justjared vie USA Today

    “I’m never going again. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all,” Gwyneth told USA Today.

    Anna is going to be pissed.. I hope she keeps her ass off Vogue for a time. But now that Iron Man is out she can spout off. But be careful with those bridges you burn..

  18. PinkG says:

    Can someone please take this pretentious plain Jane and BeYawnce, shove them up K-Trash’s lard filled hippo azz, put them in a rocket and send them out to space?

  19. JayL says:

    What do you do with a Master’s Degree in Chicago Studies?

  20. Aud says:

    Wow, the Paltrow PR machine must be paying a lot of money for her to be appearing everywhere, from TV to blogs.
    Enough already.

  21. Birdix says:

    The goop city app is pretty basic–was sorry I downloaded it. You’d think since she has lived in new York and has kids that she’d be able recommend beyond the basics, but that’s really what it was. Disappointed.

  22. swack says:

    It’s really sad that she thinks she is a software developer. She may have the ideas, but does not write the code for the software. Those who write the code are the true developers of the software.

  23. snappyfish says:

    goop looks less than spectacular here. without the flattering lighting and photoshopping her skin looks bad and she looks older than 40. jessica is just plain frightening.