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Turns out this Englishman ain’t so patient after all:
News Australia reports
Sydney-based Lisa Robertson, 38, met the star of The English Patient while working in the business-class cabin on flight QF 123 from Darwin to Mumbai on January 24.
In a confidential report to Qantas management obtained by The Sunday Telegraph, Ms Robertson is accused of chatting to Fiennes during the flight and being seen exiting the same toilet moments apart.
She claims Fiennes, 44, became “amorous” towards her in the toilet.
She should really be relieved, if he had followed her into the bathroom for any other reason than a bit of “getting amorous with the glamorous,” this could have been a far more disturbing tale. Imagine if Chuck Berry had followed her into that little toilet. Actually don’t imagine it.
Qantas staff who were aware of the incident said last night the couple were caught after crew members waited outside the toilet.
I bet they did. And not in a villagers with pitchforks sense, but in a giggling high-five you go-girl. It’s not like airline crews have a centuries old reputation for the moral highground.
Still one bitter, jealous rival did her the dirty and turned her in …
“While conversing with Mr Fiennes during my break, I expressed a need to go to the toilet,” Ms Robertson said in her statement.
“I went to the nearby toilet and entered it, he followed me and entered the same toilet.
“I explained to him that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave. Mr Fiennes became amorous towards me and, after a short period of time, I convinced him to leave the toilet, which he did.
“I left the toilet a short time later. At no time did any crew member come to my assistance.
And Imagine if they had … Quantas would have the a reputation as the swingingest of airlines. And Ralph Fiennes, who hasnt done much cinematically memorable of late, would get a real reputation boost. The star so big that just one stewardess won’t do — bring on the whole cabin crew — you’ll be feeling Fiennes.
It’s comforting to know that even in this era of heightened airline security – celebrity sex still trumps all other concerns. You can’t smoke in the toilets or even light matches for a little scent camouflage without having the flight landed, but if you go in fo a bit flying the friendly skies with an amorous Academy Award nominee … just make sure you get along with your co-workers
Written by UrbanDK
Posted in Photos, Ralph Fiennes, Sex
11 Responses to “Ralph Fiennes has sex in an airplane bathroom with stewardess”
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Lol, that English dude is one hell of a perky ladies man! Remember when he was dating some 60 year old? Hehe, that was hilarious, too..
I think he’s dirty, and naughty, and even though it doesn’t fit with the British-gentleman-image, it makes him even hotter =P
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I believe it is within yor powers Sorceress … or you could always go forthe star of Warlock ..the poor womans Ralph Fiennes, Julian Sands
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Thats right he left his wife Alex Kingston for Francesda Annis who had like 25 years on him … he is the original granny chaser … although if Francesca Annis was the Granny the Wolf would have married her and put Red Riding Hood in foster care
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Thansk UrbanDK, but Julian Sands hasn’t aged so well. I think I’m going to have to book some tickets from the UK to Australia in hopes of bumping (and seriously grinding) into the very fine Mr. Fiennes!
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I can’t believe UrbanDK would say that Ralph hasn’t don’t anything cinematically memorable of late. Remember The Constant Gardner last year — or was it too deep for you?
PS I would totally do him in an airplane bathroom.
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airplane bathrooms are so microscopic and filthy. just to take a piss youre gonna bump your head on the door. the airplane can is hermetically sealed so that you can find out what the numerous people like that dude sitting in seat 4 A and the lady in the row in front of you who hasn’t stopped farting since they handed out the peanuts’s piss and logs smell like. i hate going into the airplane bathrooms so badly id rather squeeze it back and hold it for 12 hours.
i dont get the sex in the bathroom thing. i couldnt focus, and would probably puke from the smell.
not that im against sex on a plane..if they could close the doors in first class and send the other dorks to go watch that penguins movie with the volume really high, you bet i would love to ride the fly in the friendly skies.maybe they just kissed.
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He sounds like Skankalina’s soul-mate!!!
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All I can say is, I really hope they got the smell outta the room before they exited.
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You are right The Constant Gardner was of Note … I th0ught it was an execrable and politically foul, but defintely of note. I think I had celebrity Alzheimers .. where just because I didnt like it never happened. My bad
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What an actor he must be- he had me convinced that he was a gentleman and then comes a horndog story like this…I never knew much about him except he is incredibly sexy- but an airplane bathroom?! EWW! I hoped you would be more original than that Ralph!
Sorceressss:
Angelika:
Alex:
yo mama likes me:
Anon:
gg:
She explained that his behaviour was inappropriate and convinced him to leave the toilet?!?!? What is she a lesbian or something? If Ralph Fiennes approached me like that in a toilet or just about anywhere else, I would have been naked in a millisecond… He’s a total 10!!! [sighs and imagines being in an airplane bathroom with R.F.]
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