Here are some photos of the Saturday premiere of Epic, that new children’s film. It’s animated, of course, and it features voice work by Amanda Seyfried, Beyonce, Pitbull, Chris O’Dowd, Jason Sudeikis, Christoph Waltz, Steven Tyler and many, many more. Colin Farrell does some voice work and he came out for the premiere. At first I was like, “Oh, he looks nice. He took a shower and he’s wearing a nice sweater and he looks so handsome.” Then I did the scroll-down and I was eye-assaulted by his freeballin’ bulge. This is some Jon Hamm sh-t, right?
I mean… we know Colin is something of a tripod. He’s got one of the biggest dongs in the business (along with Jon Hamm, who is rumored to be enormous). But much like Jon Hamm, I do have to wonder… is freeballin’ really the answer to one’s size problems? I get that tighty-whiteys might be TOO tight, too confining. But surely there is a happy medium between tight drawers and going commando to the premiere of a children’s movie. I can see the outline of IT in several of these pics. And yes, I’m impressed and titillated. But I’m also kind of grossed out.
I’m also including some pics of Amanda Seyfried (she wore a bright Preen dress), Jason Sudeikis (in weird hipster frames) and Chris O’Dowd (who is adorable).
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
My partner (who is also Irish) likes to freeball. I always point out when things are visible. He does not ever walk around with his hands in his pockets, making his trousers tighter like this. That seems very much like a deliberate ‘look at me’ move. Much like pants-less Eva Longoria in the DM
As an Irish woman living in Ireland with our less exportable males, I can undeniably (and thankfully) report this is not a national habit (thanks be to insert-deity-here).
Oh, Miffy, don’t ruin the fantasy. There are sooo many hot Irish guys over here, I just assumed the homeland was a paradise of beautiful men.
Ehhh… I guess it’s in the eye of the beholder. But no, mostly only the good stuff gets sent abroad to represent us (and ‘the good stuff’ includes Chris O’Dowd). We’re not the isle of eye candy that we’re made out to be!
This pretty much sums it up!
http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/8-things-that-make-irish-men-almost-unbearably-attractive-911412-May2013/
Miffy, I was looking for a way to draw a further comparison rather than trying to imply that Ireland was a mystical land of freeballing hotness (or grossness).
Is it weird that I totally agreed with everything your in that link, miffy?
I’ve always had a weakness for Irish lads.
Ah, Miffy. I am married to Kerryman, lived in Ireland for six years. That link made me spit coffee. Funny cos it’s true.
As a fellow Irish woman, I have to agree with Miffy. Believing that all Irish men look like Michael Fassbender or Liam Neeson is a bit like thinking all American men look like Bradley Cooper.
A week or two in Ireland would quickly dispel any such illusions!
Born and reared in Ireland (Mayo girl) and left after university (med school in the States). The chat up lines are the worst in all the world, from what I remember. I mostly remember Irish men as being pleasant, not stunning.
The accent makes up for a lot 🙂
My BF loves to do this too. He even likes snug pants at the same time… snug light colored pants. Then he struts around with a smirk on his face 😉 LOL
Don’t ever let him go!!! He sounds like a riot. Life will be amazing with him.
😀 Thanks! We do have a ball together! …Wait, what? 😮
Call me old-fashioned, but I just don’t think that the premiere of a children’s movie is the place to free-ball.
Sudekis looks like an old man in those glasses.
O’Dowd is as adorable as always. He’s so cute and charming 🙂
Yes totally inappropriate at a children’s movie premier but hot and yummy any other time.
Chris will always be Roy in “The IT Crowd” to me. I am tickled to see him getting more exposure. As for Colin’s exposure…
You are so correct! And he’s a dad 2x- he should know better.
And I do love Chris!
I just saw that Chris fellow in The Crimson Petal and The White and now he totally creeps me out…
what are you really looking at?
he looks fine, not provocative at all and seems to hane no intention to do it
I agree. Had it not been pointed out I wouldnt have noticed. Even still I dont see a problem.
I think the same.
I don’t think he’s free balling. It’s just the way the pants are fitting or some weird camera angle. I love me some Colin and he can do no wrong in my book. He’s one of my dark haired boys.
Thank you, at long last the voice of reason. I don’t think this is a “Everyone look at me!” Hamm situation.
Also he gets a pass from me because every Christmas day he visits a childrens hospital in Dublin, no press called, just visits kids and staff. My cousin is a nurse there and CF is apparently very polite and has time for everyone.
@Badirene – No one (who believes he’s free-balling) is at all implying that he’s a bad person. Only that doing so at a children’s movie premiere was a bad idea.
@ Hakura ,check out the all comments calling him skeevy, gross,sleazy and calculating this for attention. So yeah I would think people are judging him as being a less than stellar person.
I just said he gets a pass from me for the charity work he does without fanfare.
I agree; frankly I don’t really see anything. Maybe it’s the way I’ve got my computer screen placed.
He’s awfully cute though.
it looks all so planned, the hands in his pockets, his hand in his hair…sorry, not doing it for me.
+1
Surprised Miranda Kerr hasn’t tried to cozy up to him, for the “tripod effect”. *snicker*
I was so into the analysis of Farrell’s dong situation that when I got to the Amanda part of the post I read it as…
“Amanda Seyfried (she wore a bright Peen dress)”.
ME too!! LOL
me too. It’s mind in the gutter day!
@paranormalgirl – I wonder, if we all go at once tomorrow, if the dry cleaners would give us a discount on ‘brain washing…
Ha! I saw that too, AND I read Chris O’dowd as “Chris En’dowed”
LOL…That’s how I read it too!
Whew, not the only one. 🙂
….gross.
Those look like saggy balls more than a big dong.
He strikes me as very calculated.
hahaha…this is soo hilarious! My imagination ran free…whoops!
Why do I suddenly have that Tom Petty song in my head…cause I’m free, free ballin!!!
Joins in:
Cuz amh freeeeeeeee, freeeeeeee ballin’!!
If anyone has ever seen his sextape,it’s maybe 10 minutes, he’s OK he’s not really that impressive.
Guess that’s why your name is fingerbinger. You don’t appreciate a good d*ck when you see one. He IS indeed impressive and it certainly looks like he knows how to use it. It also looks like he knows how to make a girl happy without using it *if you know what I mean. No tongue in cheek intended!!!
Why didn’t i know he had a sex tape?????
“breakfast, lunch and dinner right here, I’m not even ****ing joking”
Goodness he was enjoying himself!
I have to agree. Size is not particularly impressive but his oral technique did impress me.
His package is ok in my book. Dongs the size of a horse don’t do it for me. Colin is hot and seemed eager to please in that tape. I’ll have some of that please.
According to Jojo you don’t like men if you don’t like Colin Farrell’s dong.
According to Jojo you don’t like men if you don’t like Colin Farrell’s peen. Sorry Double post.
As long as he doesn’t go off whining about people talking about it then Meh.
Sorry but I don’t see where he’s anywhere near the size of Hamm. As said above, this just looks like saggy balls. Meh.
Gross.
Mainly because when women wear tight pants and you can see the outline of their vagina, people are understandably grossed out. I see no difference in a man that knows his package will show profusely when wearing certain pants without underwear. Gross, gross and juvenile too. It’s almost celebrated for men, I mean: GROSS. This is why certain men, stay boys.
ugh … please – so calculated. i’ve always found him just a couple of steps this side of skeevy.
Yeah, but that’s kinda what I like about him!
I’m so ashamed.
He’s one of those you would love to take home, and then Lysol the house and take a 2-hour shower after. And you would find it completely worth it.
I’m fascinated. I can’t stop looking at it, thanks Kaiser.
I don’t understand how people can freeball it like that. At the risk of providing too much information, it can get quite toasty down south at times, especially if you’re athletic. I feel that going without underwear is just kind of gross in certain circumstances.
He’s obviously playing pocket pool.
Oh, I’ve seen my share, fingerbinger. How would you know what I’ve seen or haven’t seen anyway? There are plenty of real women in the world who think CF is a nice juicy hunk and there’s nothing wrong with that. Take your little fingers and go amuse yourself. Sounds like you don’t even like men anyway so go post elsewhere.
When he bends over, I wonder if you can see the outline of his coin purse? My eyes always seem to wonder to that region when I see a man bending down in front of me……turns me on a wee bit…..*My life is sad*
OMG I never heard it refered to as “coin purse” before LMAO!! I almost choked on apple juice from laughing so hard. That made my morning, thanks 🙂
I think he’s a creeper.
Jason sudeikis gives me the creeps. Him and olivia wilde seem like the most unlikeable couple but I think she’s worse than him.
Gross. Another publicity whore, having another “oops” deliberate moment.
..I feel like a dirty perv for even looking at it.. but I’m guessing I feel this way because it’s at a children’s movie event…*smh* Anywhere else, and I would’ve felt like ‘oh, that’s nice-ish’ because I actually don’t mind a little se détendre peen action. I concur with the inappropriateness of the whole thing.
Sexy.
Women have been doing the same forever.
If they guy is good looking than its more than fine.
good old colin, always thinking of the children.
EEEK! This is a nice perk to my day! Thanks for posting Kaiser 🙂 I’m not grossed out AT. ALL.
I will be happy to inspect up close and personal and let y’all know the deal 😉
Is his hair finally starting to recede?
Ehhh, Hamm jacks his pants up to give the illusion that his legs are not so short. Tall guys wear their pants a lot lower because they don’t have to compensate and it’s more comfortable for the package to have room. I’m tired of creepy Hamm getting all this love when other guys have got the goods but, are just keeping it to themselves.
He looks sooo handsome and sexy, the bulge is too much tho, a limp dick does nuthin for me, i still want him tho
Nothing to be grossed out about. In fact, I’m getting some ideas from these pics…
Whatever. He can do ANYTHING & EVERYTHING to me. He is scalding hot, RAWR!!