Colin Farrell goes ‘Full Hamm’ at the premiere of children’s movie: gross or sexy?

Here are some photos of the Saturday premiere of Epic, that new children’s film. It’s animated, of course, and it features voice work by Amanda Seyfried, Beyonce, Pitbull, Chris O’Dowd, Jason Sudeikis, Christoph Waltz, Steven Tyler and many, many more. Colin Farrell does some voice work and he came out for the premiere. At first I was like, “Oh, he looks nice. He took a shower and he’s wearing a nice sweater and he looks so handsome.” Then I did the scroll-down and I was eye-assaulted by his freeballin’ bulge. This is some Jon Hamm sh-t, right?

I mean… we know Colin is something of a tripod. He’s got one of the biggest dongs in the business (along with Jon Hamm, who is rumored to be enormous). But much like Jon Hamm, I do have to wonder… is freeballin’ really the answer to one’s size problems? I get that tighty-whiteys might be TOO tight, too confining. But surely there is a happy medium between tight drawers and going commando to the premiere of a children’s movie. I can see the outline of IT in several of these pics. And yes, I’m impressed and titillated. But I’m also kind of grossed out.

I’m also including some pics of Amanda Seyfried (she wore a bright Preen dress), Jason Sudeikis (in weird hipster frames) and Chris O’Dowd (who is adorable).

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Charlotte says:

    My partner (who is also Irish) likes to freeball. I always point out when things are visible. He does not ever walk around with his hands in his pockets, making his trousers tighter like this. That seems very much like a deliberate ‘look at me’ move. Much like pants-less Eva Longoria in the DM

  2. teehee says:

    My BF loves to do this too. He even likes snug pants at the same time… snug light colored pants. Then he struts around with a smirk on his face ;) LOL

  3. Jacqueline says:

    Call me old-fashioned, but I just don’t think that the premiere of a children’s movie is the place to free-ball.
    Sudekis looks like an old man in those glasses.
    O’Dowd is as adorable as always. He’s so cute and charming :)

  4. helen says:

    what are you really looking at?
    he looks fine, not provocative at all and seems to hane no intention to do it

  5. Maria says:

    it looks all so planned, the hands in his pockets, his hand in his hair…sorry, not doing it for me.

  6. mia girl says:

    I was so into the analysis of Farrell’s dong situation that when I got to the Amanda part of the post I read it as…
    “Amanda Seyfried (she wore a bright Peen dress)”.

  7. moon says:


    Those look like saggy balls more than a big dong.

  8. decorative item says:

    He strikes me as very calculated.

  9. TOPgirl says:

    hahaha…this is soo hilarious! My imagination ran free…whoops!

  10. MrsBPitt says:

    Why do I suddenly have that Tom Petty song in my head…cause I’m free, free ballin!!!

  11. fingerbinger says:

    If anyone has ever seen his sextape,it’s maybe 10 minutes, he’s OK he’s not really that impressive.

  12. Reece says:

    As long as he doesn’t go off whining about people talking about it then Meh.

  13. Nicolette says:

    Sorry but I don’t see where he’s anywhere near the size of Hamm. As said above, this just looks like saggy balls. Meh.

  14. NM9005 says:


    Mainly because when women wear tight pants and you can see the outline of their vagina, people are understandably grossed out. I see no difference in a man that knows his package will show profusely when wearing certain pants without underwear. Gross, gross and juvenile too. It’s almost celebrated for men, I mean: GROSS. This is why certain men, stay boys.

  15. e.non says:

    ugh … please – so calculated. i’ve always found him just a couple of steps this side of skeevy.

  16. serena says:

    I’m fascinated. I can’t stop looking at it, thanks Kaiser.

  17. Grant says:

    I don’t understand how people can freeball it like that. At the risk of providing too much information, it can get quite toasty down south at times, especially if you’re athletic. I feel that going without underwear is just kind of gross in certain circumstances.

  18. Mac says:

    He’s obviously playing pocket pool.

  19. JoJo says:

    Oh, I’ve seen my share, fingerbinger. How would you know what I’ve seen or haven’t seen anyway? There are plenty of real women in the world who think CF is a nice juicy hunk and there’s nothing wrong with that. Take your little fingers and go amuse yourself. Sounds like you don’t even like men anyway so go post elsewhere.

  20. Nava says:

    When he bends over, I wonder if you can see the outline of his coin purse? My eyes always seem to wonder to that region when I see a man bending down in front of me……turns me on a wee bit…..*My life is sad*

  21. Glaughy says:

    I think he’s a creeper.

  22. Payal says:

    Jason sudeikis gives me the creeps. Him and olivia wilde seem like the most unlikeable couple but I think she’s worse than him.

  23. Blue Jean says:

    Gross. Another publicity whore, having another “oops” deliberate moment.

  24. yolo112 says:

    ..I feel like a dirty perv for even looking at it.. but I’m guessing I feel this way because it’s at a children’s movie event…*smh* Anywhere else, and I would’ve felt like ‘oh, that’s nice-ish’ because I actually don’t mind a little se détendre peen action. I concur with the inappropriateness of the whole thing.

  25. mimi says:


    Women have been doing the same forever.
    If they guy is good looking than its more than fine.

  26. poppy says:

    good old colin, always thinking of the children.

  27. Ginger says:

    EEEK! This is a nice perk to my day! Thanks for posting Kaiser :) I’m not grossed out AT. ALL.

  28. Victoria1 says:

    I will be happy to inspect up close and personal and let y’all know the deal ;)

  29. Sophie says:

    Is his hair finally starting to recede?

  30. Apples says:

    Ehhh, Hamm jacks his pants up to give the illusion that his legs are not so short. Tall guys wear their pants a lot lower because they don’t have to compensate and it’s more comfortable for the package to have room. I’m tired of creepy Hamm getting all this love when other guys have got the goods but, are just keeping it to themselves.

  31. Lexi says:

    He looks sooo handsome and sexy, the bulge is too much tho, a limp dick does nuthin for me, i still want him tho

  32. sauvage says:

    Nothing to be grossed out about. In fact, I’m getting some ideas from these pics…

  33. silken_floss says:

    Whatever. He can do ANYTHING & EVERYTHING to me. He is scalding hot, RAWR!!