“Reese Witherspoon carries tulips, looks surprisingly wholesome & sober” links

Rare photos of Reese Witherspoon looking sober! [Celebslam]
Kourtney Kardashian is side-eying her sister. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Ellen DeGeneres just bought another house – for $26.5 million. [ICYDK]
Adrien Brody & Lara Leito are still posing for the paps in Cannes. [Moe Jackson]
This Jose Canseco situation is so gross. [CDAN]
Eliza Dushku went blonde (ish) for the summer. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Barry Obama’s prom photo is amaze-balls. [The Frisky]
A third Basic Instinct movie? NO. [Jezebel]
Rooney Mara & Casey Affleck try to out-aloof each other. [Grantland]
Seriously, is Gabrielle Union becoming the new LeAnn Rimes? [Bossip]
I can’t help it, I love this paper clip purse so much. [OMG Blog]
Details on Jessica Biel’s serpent necklace. [Yeeeah]
I love Danny McBride & Maya Rudolph’s awkward family photo so much. [PopBytes]
How Heidi Klum gets her kids to eat healthy. [Limelife]
This amazing Helen Mirren story will make you cry. [The Loop]
Katrina Bowden talks about her wedding. [Life & Style]

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  1. Lulu says:

    Not buying what you are selling Reese!

  2. Tiffany says:

    I want to add a piece of random news. Eva Longoria graduated with her Master’s this week. Good for her and Congrats.

    • Anon says:

      Well it’s good random news. Should be a headline somewhere. Good for Eva 🙂
      ETA Just saw her in Cap and Gown, Masters degree WTG Eva!

    • Lemony says:

      Oh, that is good news! Good for her.
      Someday, hopefully before I die, I will finish my master’s.
      j/k….I am almost done!

  3. F5 says:

    Her collapse is complete.

  4. Liber says:

    Obviously staged..

  5. marie says:

    oh please, she’s still fake as f-ck..

    Love the awkward family photo, although it’s giving me a Marty Huggins vibe.

    And why can’t Adrian stay away from the fameho’s? Did Tacky turn him into one?

  6. Bijlee says:

    The awkward family photoshoot is GENUIS!!! Hahahahahaha I love it.

    • Jennifer says:

      Yeah the whole photoshoot is funny With 6 photos each with different kids. LOL

  7. RobN says:

    While not thrilled with her drunken antics, she’s always been a pretty responsible human being and I just can’t get on board the “Reese is just like Lohan” bandwagon. She had a ridiculously bad night but there really isn’t any evidence that it’s a pattern.

    She looks cute and summery. As long as she doesn’t have a repeat, that’s about it for me.

    • Bellz says:

      Agreed! People make mistakes….granted what she did was pretty shitty….but I don’t think she needs to be dragged on for just being alive.

    • aligirl says:

      Completely agree. Saying a rare sober picture is a bit much.

      • Hubbahun says:

        With you 100%.

      • danielle says:

        Also agree. She behaved terribly by being so rude to the police officer, and that may make her a b*tch, but it doesn’t make her an alcoholic.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      I agree.

    • videli says:

      Well, as long as she’s cute and summery, and showing an American grin, we can forgive her.

      • Dan says:

        Stop the presses – the perfect human being has deigned to grace us with their presence! Apparently videli does everything right all the time!
        Oh wait, you’re a judgemental turd…..

      • videli says:

        Go eat one!

      • Tiffany :) says:

        What makes a grin “American”?
        What makes you think that people forgive her because she is smiling?

        *I have “forgiven” her because I accept that she is human, even though she is a celeb.

        *I “forgive” her because I know that to be a good person, it doesn’t mean that you never have a moment of being horrible…it means that you are kind most of the time. I didn’t pretend to know the sum of her character before, and I don’t pretend to know now.

        *I “forgive” her because I have friends who are amazing and have made similar mistakes and I know that it gave them a better understanding of their crime, it didn’t define their character.

        *I “forgive” her because I never expected that she was perfect to begin with (and she never stated that she was).

        If you never put celebs on a pedestal, they will never fall from it.

      • videli says:

        In reference to her lovely rant.

        Re to your last sentence (skimmed the rest, it lacked the harp audio), I’ve never put a celeb on a pedestal. I used to have a thing for Eisenhower when I was nine, but that’s long gone.

    • lucy2 says:

      I agree too – if she made a habit out of behaving like that it’d be one thing, but as far as I know, she hasn’t. Very poor decision making and irresponsible behavior, absolutely, but let’s at least see where she goes from here before declaring her Lohan 2.0.

  8. Reece says:

    This isn’t staged. Nope. Not at all. *eyeroll* I like the color of her dress though.

    Those pics of Ellen and Portia make me wish I had been gay and found my own Ellen. haha Seriously, I could live in that kitchen!

    • Tiffany :) says:

      I don’t know if it is staged. I don’t think grocery shopping is really all that suspicious, and I have seen Reese at the Whole Foods by my house a couple times. (I have also seen paparazzi hanging out in trees there on occassion, too).

  9. Tiffany27 says:

    Gabrielle Union is childish as hell for that stunt.

    • RobN says:

      You’d think that, eventually, people would learn that it’s just better to keep your mouth shut about the ex, especially when there are kids involved, but it seems like very few ever do. Comments on that site were not very kind.

    • danielle says:

      Ugh – so tacky and rude. Never understand when someone breaks up a marriage and THEN still feels the need to step on the wronged party. And I’ve always liked her, her face is so sweet, it makes me thing she must be a nice person. But she’s either mean, or let herself get provoked into a situation that makes her look bad, in which case she’s dumb. No upside.

  10. InvaderTak says:

    OMG Affleck and Mara…That was hilarious. I love how the indie scene people forget about both of their mainstream films. I think I’ll go watch ocean’s 11 now.

  11. Micki says:

    …”Rare photos of Reese Witherspoon looking sober!”
    Ha, I’ve just spitted out my drink!
    The lady has always strived to project a wholesome image. Now one accident and slip of a tongue and the mask is off…

  12. gamblea says:

    What happened to Portia?

  13. yolo112 says:

    I’m sorry, but is Reece a raging alcoholic? Ya’ll are something else… she made a HUGE mistake and thankfully no one was hurt but I’m sure it’s something she regrets but can’t change or take back. I guess none of you guys making comments have ever done something horribly wrong. *eye roll* I’m just sayin…it’s annoying. In high school, my cousin and I went to test drive a car I was buying and I didn’t notice that it was in 1st gear, jolted forward and hit a pole. But ever since then (1992), my cuz has called me a bad driver. Car accidents for me; zero. Her; 6…but I’M the bad driver. One bad decision or incident does not define a person.. just let it go guys…let it go..

    • Tiffany :) says:

      I agree. What she did was wrong, yes, but I think people are dwelling on to it for far too long.

      I don’t think Reese has ever said she was perfect. She HAS been pretty well behaved for a decade or two now, so I dont’ think one screw up is worth all of this hate.

  14. Leni says:

    Lets find someone more worthy of being lambasted than a woman who got caught in a taxi, drunk and lost her cool. There is no hx of her being a drunk or losing her cool.

    • AngelaH says:

      If you are talking about Reese, please don’t re-write history. She didn’t lose her cool in a taxi. She was in a car with her DRUNK husband while he was DRUNK driving. You know, putting people’s lives at risk. Then when the police were doing their jobs, trying to prevent her DRUNK husband from killing people with his DRUNK driving, she repeatedly tried to stop the police from doing their jobs and tried to play the “Do you know who I am?” card. It’s a very different picture than the one you are trying to paint. If you don’t think what she did was a big deal, that’s fine. Just don’t try to defend her for what happened with something that didn’t actually happen.

      • Anon says:

        The retelling (spin) begins, 🙂

      • Leni says:

        AngelaH-you are correct. I went back to re-read it and he was driving DRUNK. He could have KILLED someone. Witherspoon was not driving, she was loud mouthed, she was arrogant. Clearly you can be too, so can we all. There is NO proof she is an alcoholic. Next.

  15. RHONYC says:

    uhhh…she looks like someone that just picked up some flowers while shopping at Whole Foods. 🙄

  16. Thiajoka says:

    I do love her dress.

  17. KellyinSeattle says:

    Looks like the Belle of the Ball is back…

  18. Eden75 says:

    Helen Mirren, even more awesome now then she was before and I didn’t think that was possible.

  19. Nibbi says:

    ‘america’s sweetheart,’ blah, blah, blah.

  20. blaize says:

    I don’t buy her America’s sweetheart image. I found her a little self-righteous and judgmental before this whole mess went down (based on some comments that she has made), and I think the way she spoke to that police officer while drunk might reveal that she naturally has a bit of an attitude.

    That said, I don’t think one drunken mess incident suddenly makes it surprising for her to be seen sober. That was the first time I ever saw her drunk like that, and she’s been in Hollywood for a long time. I don’t think addicts have that much self-control.

    • NP says:

      She has ALWAYS been a drinker, a drunk. She just never has been caught and not the first time her dude was drunk driving.

  21. NP says:

    Booze at the bottom of tulips!

  22. Dorky says:

    Preggers.

  23. jwoolman says:

    When I saw her mug shot for the drunken escapade, my first thought was “Bet she’s really glad her hair was dark for that picture, not so recognizable!” But we’ll see if she and her husband use sober drivers from now on, that would be redeeming enough for me. It’s the repeaters who should be shown no mercy, they’re too dangerous.

  24. Serena says:

    Just goes to show how Reese will never be talked about again without someone referring to that drunken night of hers

  25. Byte Me says:

    Her phony smile will fade soon enough and her inner bitch will again resurface.