The Cracken could feel her power diminishing with every tweet from Amanda Bynes. The Cracken plotted, her mind no longer a drug-and-liquor haze. Plotting, planning, whining, crack hustling until she finally got her way. Yes, Lindsay Lohan has “checked out” of the Betty Ford Clinic and she checked into the Cliffside rehab center in Malibu.
Lindsay Lohan has CHECKED OUT of the Betty Ford treatment center near Palm Springs … and has entered the Cliffside rehab center in Malibu … TMZ has learned.
Sources familiar with the situation tell us … the move was APPROVED by the prosecutors, the judge and Lindsay’s lawyer.
The gang agreed … Betty Ford is better suited for a 30-day program, which Lohan has completed — and she’d be better off completing the remainder of her 90-day sentence at a new place.
We’re told … they all agreed Cliffside in Malibu would be beneficial for Lohan and everyone signed off. She checked out of Betty Ford yesterday … and is already settling in at Cliffside.
We don’t know if Lindsay will be allowed to take Adderall at Cliffside … but one source says, “It’s doubtful.”
Radar’s sources agree that the prosecutors allowed this change to be made. There’s no word yet if Cliffside will let Lindsay take her beloved Adderall. Hopefully not, but prepare yourselves for the worst. I loved how hardcore Betty Ford was on the Cracken this time around – allegedly, they kept her on crack lockdown in the hospital wing, she wasn’t allowed any “day passes” to go out drinking, and they took away all of her prescription drugs. I would imagine that Cliffside is more hippie-dippy, “whatever you want to do” kind of rehab. And it still drives me crazy that in Lindsay’s mind, she can just “check out”. This is a punishment. This is a criminal sentence, you know?
Something else that bugs me – the continuing complaints from Team Crack that Betty Ford only does 30-day programs. Their specialists told the court that they were making a new 90-day program for Lindsay. It’s not like “she completed the 30 day program and now she’s just sitting around.”
Photos courtesy of WENN.
But of course. I wish my actions had no repercussions legally, I could do whatever I want!
I don’t understand these legal consequences AT ALL this time around. As someone once pointed out…her crimes here were stealing, and then violating the theft probation by getting into a car accident and lying to police.
Yes, she has addiction issues, but that played no major role in the two crimes that she is being punished for here. These weren’t crimes of DUI or possession. I just don’t understand how rehab was even an option.
I agree with Tiffany. I just don’t get it either. Also didn’t the judge say she wasn’t allowed to leave Betty Ford at all? Why does she always get her way?
I agree with Tiffany. Although if she would have gone to jail she would be out by now.
I guess they take the approach that everything an addict does is a consequence of their addiction. But what about committing crimes repeatedly with no remorse just because you’re also a proud A-hole?
She’s mastered the Jedi Mind Trick! I don’t know with this girl anymore. I just hope she doesn’t seriously harm anyone else while destroying herself.
This is not the cracken you are looking for…..
Oh my God, I love you lol
@Mauibound – Oh God, that made me accidentally snort soda up my nose. Hilarious!
WTH? She really can do as she pleases. What a joke of a court system.
I have so enjoyed not hearing much about her, ugh, dread when she gets out and the crack drama starts all over again!
Yeah, it was nice being crackie-free for a while.
I agree–but the silence, to me at least, meant something was brewing. And, just like that, MALIBU!
I was actually wondering about her the other day. Perhaps I need a hobby, lol!
I know this is awful to say, but I cant wait until she joins the 27 club and we can just be done with her. I refuse to feel sympathy for a girl who has no desire to better herself.
SMH, I just cannot fathom how this hot mess of a train wreck always gets her way. White Oprah seems to even have the goods on Karma cuz she doesn’t touch Lindsay either it seems.
And when she dies, she’ll get into heaven. She and White Oprah have something on God.
@PortlandJan – And here I was, thinking only PMKris had something against God. Maybe they met up & decided to share the extortion results.
Lindsey is running things!!!!!!
Wow.
I’m officially over Firecrotch and the California justice system. Wake me up when she ODs.
A couple days ago I was watching a movie on Chiller called “The Woods” and one girl character was referred to several times as ‘firecrotch.’ I kept wondering if LiLo got the nickname because of the movie, or if the movie stole it from LiLo.
I’m ginger, believe me, the word “firecrotch” has been around for a long time!
It comes from this May 2006 rant from Brandon Davis: http://www.tmz.com/2006/05/17/paris-and-brandon-davis-the-incredible-hatred-toward-lindsay/
The Woods was released in September of 2006
CRACKEN RULES AGAIN! must say i am a bit disappointed with Lindsay ,she has stopped wearing the pink coat and blonde wig combo
Good GOD. Whatever The Cracken wants, The Cracken gets.
Fuckin’ druggie! It kills me to see this girl just crack hustling her way through all this help that she’s getting (or really, that people are trying to give her – she’s not taking it), while people who really want to quit, but are hopelessy addicted, languish in the gutter because they have no recources to go to places like Betty Ford. What a waste.
@Anna-fo-Fanna – I was thinking the very same thing last night, when I saw an episode of one of those crime shows.
Too many celebs are ungrateful for what they have at their disposal for help, she’d turn her nose up at it, where-as the homeless who are addicts rarely get *any* help.
They won’t stop her until someone dies. Hopefully not an innocent bystander.
Unfortunately that’s what it will take and even then their are no guarantees.
This rehab junk is nonsense. You can’t cure someone who doesn’t want to be cured. She will go back to her drug addled ways again as soon as she gets out…mark mine and everyone elses words. lol…
If she stays.. fulfills her court ordered criminal sentence, rehabs and has a chance to deal with her life in a healthy and substance free way.. then she is guilty and NOT Lilnocent..?! Can’t have that false ugly guilty plea stick evah..
I saw this on TMZ and just started laughing. TO be honest I was surprised it took her this long to get out of Betty Ford.
And as much as I’ve enjoyed the near radio silence on her, I kinda missed her crack shenanigans. Amanda Bynes is just depressing me out.
what’s the betting We see her in Malibu for her birthday? (PS remind me to re-book my photoshoots in Malibu for the foreseeable future-I don’t want my clients to be killed by the rampaging cracktastrophe….)
@Obvious – I feel the same, when it comes to Amanda Bynes. While I’m not excusing all the nasty things she’s said, she has such eccentric behavior that it really could be the result of a mental illness.
Other than the damage to her now drug-addled brain, I don’t think of Lindsay as having a legitimate mental illness.
ugh, this bitch..
Scuze me. Is that her nip showing in the first pic?!
That is indeed, a crack nip! I never noticed it before either. Good Lord, can you imagine the things it’s seen?? *shudders*
Hahahahaha. I don’t want to imagine the things it’s seen, I’m getting ready to eat and don’t want to spoil my appetite.
I will never be able to understand why she never ever wears a bra. Gravity appears to already be taking it’s toll by causing them to sag a little, from the weight of them. (which is substantial, given her height & body type.
In the first picture (LL in the pink coat) – is that her right nipple showing or is it a shadow? If it is, I never noticed it in that picture before.
I gotta side with the folks at Betty Ford on this one. Would you want the Cracken in your care for 90 days? They did their 30 and probably threw one heck of a party before her car left the driveway. Now she can celebrate her birthday the way she wants. Look both ways before crossing the street Malibu folks. She looseeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Geez, that does look like nip in that top photo. Brings a whole new level of ewwwww to that iconic shot.
Maybe BF gave her the boot?
Looks like a nip slip to me.
Also, I bet the Betty Ford Center was glad to be rid of the Cracken. They are probably sending a HAZMAT team in to clean up her room as we speak.
There is no chance in hell anything she learns in any rehab is going to stick. Unless she quits the biz right after discharge and moves into a clay adobe in the nether reaches of the desert and worships Mother Earth and becomes a vegan yogi, nothing is going to stop this WOMAN from going right back to what she was doing.
Can’t wait to hear the same ol’ diatribe when she gets near anyone with a microphone; I have learned my lessons, I have changed, all I want to do is work work work! I am never going back to that life again!… As soon as she stops talking off she flits to Marmont, or whatever rooftop bar or dance club is nearest to celebrate her newfound sobriety at the bottom of a Grey Goose bottle.
Why is she so hell bent on getting out of Betty Ford? There MUST be a reason. Oh yeah, Adderall. Even if they don’t “allow” it, my guess is that Betty Ford was up her a$$ all the time and this other place won’t be. There has to be an angle,because like you said, Betty Ford was prepared to handle a 90 day treatment course.
i still get a kick out of a man slapping his lawyer’s behind as a thank you and getting thrown in jail for 30-days for that ‘disrepect’, yet a white woman paints ‘fuck off’ on her fingernails and points them at the judge and they let her waltz away with community service…
the court system is messed up, but you have to be a rich female to take advantage of it.
Great observation; I hadn’t thought of that until you pointed it out. And facts are facts, the 30-day sentence for the slap on the rear was given to a black man…definitely the bias is out in the open. Really ridiculous.
@Babette & jojo… Agree 100%. Just shows how messed up the system really is. Family was discussing this yesterday, that judge was sooo wrong. Wonder if same judge would have ignored the message on her nails or given her 30 days. As hubby pointed out that’s what Football players do when things go good.. Slap the rear. No harm meant.
He actually had violated probation and his lawyer was getting him off easy when he did that. Very much like the Cracken here, except he didn’t get off free over and over again.
I think that she needs to live with the prosecutors when she gets out, and then split time with the judge. It’s only fair they suffer, too.
Neither one is proper behavior in a courtroom. Lindsay should not have gotten off, but the football player comes across as an entitled jerk and I can see a judge being offended. It’s similar to choosing to wear ratty or revealing clothing to court – it’s fine for the mall but in a court you are supposed to have some decorum and show respect. (This is why I secretly hope Courtney Sodden gets hauled into court some day! The lulz from her wardrobe choices would be epic.)
Have to say, it’s been really nice not reading about her for awhile.
Can we stop using that picture of her in the white dress with the white-blonde hair? That is the stuff nightmares are made of…
All of these pictures are vile, not sure why they’re being used; they’re old.
Do you honestly think there is a picture of her out there that doesn’t look vile? I mean, in the last 6 years?
Who gets sober in 90 days let alone 30? She needs to be in rehab a year at least.
How much do you guys think it costs for 90 days in a live in treatment facility? $75K?
Checked out of Betty Ford, and after a quick trip to the drug dealers and liquor store boarded a flight to Malibu….
Of course they all agreed, she’s done the institutions now we wait for jails or death.
It is more likely that Betty Ford wanted her out but because of HIPPA, they cannot make such statements public. If BFord wanted her out, it certainly would be easier to get the judge and prosecutor to sign off on it.
that rehab seems more like a luxury vacation. unbelievable.
she should not be sleeping in Egyptian cotton sheets and enjoying the beach. i thought this was an alternative to prison?
Idk if I was a pillpoppnhooker that had my holes stuffed by gross ppl I’d be an addict to. She needs major therepy and a horse to ride off into the sunset on.
Joining the chorus of how nice it was not to hear about the Cracken.
How much do you want to bet the Cracken has already hatched a plan to get the Malibu rehab center to release her in time for her birthday on July 2? She knew that the Betty Ford center would never agree to it, but she has a new bunch of suckers to work on in this new place.
OMG is that a wig in the last picture?
LOL- excellent choice of pictures 😀
Don’t know anything about Cliffside, but notice that it isn’t daddy’s place in Florida at least (the one he keeps promoting). So I imagine that the prosecutor checked Cliffside out for suitability for our little crackie princess. They must be able to monitor her whereabouts and alert the police when she skips off the premises. I also imagine BF was dying to get rid of her… She is probably making things difficult for others in the program. They took her in on an emergency basis, to keep her out of jail when she tried unsuccessfully to get into the unlicensed anything-goes place instead of the scheduled tougher rehab in New York.
It would be nice if the prosecutor took the BF evaluation as baseline and said she had to be regularly tested for unallowed drugs- including. Adderall.
Radar Online is reporting the Cracken was “disruptive” and Betty Ford wanted her out. They were considering kicking her out.
Is anyone, at all, surprised?
That photo in the white dress. Scary, just freaking scary. She looks like an old woman.
I thought Keith Urban was at Betty Ford for 90 days.
I’m sorry but just wake me up when anyone finds her obituary in the paper.
This is getting freakin’ unreal.
Please. They wanted her gone and this is her way of manipulating the system to look “o.k.”. Not buying it for a second. This was approved and if they’d known ahead of time she may transfer because they were ill equipped to handle her, it would if been decided then. They probably wanted to kick her out because she is a psycho Bitch. 🙁 I think it was said you either get a transfer approved or we kick you out and you go to jail! At least I kinda hope this happened. So much more fun. Lol
So, Radar Online reports that she was disruptive at BF and Rumor Fix is reporting that she wanted out because a patient was selling Oxycontin to other patients. I’m sure the truth lies somewhere between the two. In actuality this might be the best thing for her. She’s easily manipulated staff in other 30 day programs. By moving her they’ve disrupted her calculated patterns of success. They’re also eliminating all the payoffs she probably achieved with staff and other patients at BF…you know, make my bed and I’ll pay you…skip my session and I’ll pay you…use your pea for my test and I’ll pay you. She’ll have to form a whole new network at Cliffside.
In the past, White Oprah has used RumorFix to pump out her story. I wouldn’t buy White Oprah’ s version of events.
From all accounts she has done well at Betty Ford. I think she deserves a chance to prove herself again before people start being nasty about her.
LMAO. You’re funny @Ferris 😀
According the account Radar Online published today, no, she hasn’t been doing well at Betty Ford…
i cant even describe what color she is in the top photo
She just…I just…pfffffffffffft.
This. Bitch.
Please know I’m wishing this, but I do believe it. The cracken will die soon. She can’t even finish a proper 90 day rehab sentence. She will die sooner rather then later because she will never be sober. So sad 🙁
NOT wishing..NOT.
LOL! I reread it 2 or 3 times before getting to your correction below it. xD I was like “Whaa?!“
she isn’t even trying. I;ve lost interest
the funny thing is, i think she might like jail
it would be for like 45 minutes
she might meet like minded people
she can have cigarettes and adderall
then she will be done with all this and go back to call girling or whatnot
Wait a minute. Cliffside Malibu? Seriously? The same Cliffside that doesn’t follow a 12-step program? The same Cliffside that is like living in a 5 star hotel, complete with a gourmet chef, flat screen TV in each patient’s room, and yoga instructor just to name a few amenities? The same Cliffside that costs apprx. $90K/month for a private room? The same Cliffside that does not have any restrictions on cell phone or Internet use? The same cliffside that allows patients to conduct “business as usual,” which is why it is popular with CEOs, agents, lawyers, and others who don’t want it to be known that they are in a rehab facility? Yes, this is a great for LL. She will most definitely get the help she needs – and on a Country Club Schedule.
She looks like a zombie tranny. Remember when she was pretty, and talented?
I am sick and f’ing tired of every celebrity being able to have special privileges while the every day person is held responsible for their actions. Seriously, what makes these people so special? They are no role models by any standard. They are spoiled people paid way too much for doing what they ‘love’.
I’ll be happy when Hollywood finally breaks and these celebrities are forced to deal with their actions.
So, in US if I drink&drive , I get to go to Malibu! Nice 🙂
@someChick – Heh, if you’re not rich, famous, and/or lack notority, your ass would’ve long ago been tossed in jail.
“Lindsay Lohan has CHECKED OUT of the Betty Ford treatment center near Palm Springs”
Someday, pretty soon, the above lead paragraph is going to get re-used. Except this time round, it will just read “Lindsay Lohan has CHECKED OUT.”