Amber Heard in a splashy Bullett mag shoot: gorgeous or cheap looking?

Amber Heard

Amber Heard appears in a photospread in the August issue of Bullett magazine, and I can’t help but wonder if she truly is the future Mrs. Johnny Depp. I don’t pass judgment upon Amber for being with Johnny at all. I think he’s a bit of a fool to think that this hot, young, busty blonde is after much more from him than career elevation, but I don’t blame Amber for getting with a dude who can score her a much nicer trailer than Gary Oldman’s. Johnny’s still fairly hot too, so there’s that as well.

Anyway, Amber got herself a huge, massive pictorial in this issue, and she’s looking extra Scarlett-Johansson-y, isn’t she? Some days, I see the comparison more than others, but this time, I’m totally seeing ScarJo, circa 2008. Am I right?

Amber Heard

Amber Heard

Amber and Johnny are still going strong together, and they were spotted together in Moscow (you can see a photo here at Us Weekly) about a week ago where Amber was wearing the most gorgeous, wine-colored halter dress. According to a friend of the couple, “They are so in love.” I’ll give it up to Amber on landing a star of Depp’s caliber, and I’ll also acknowledge that she usually dresses much better than the clothes Bullett made her wear in this photoshoot.

Amber Heard

Amber Heard

Amber Heard

Amber Heard

Photos courtesy of Bullett magazine

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  1. c'est la vie says:

    Ugh. The clothes, the clashing prints, the poses
    And worst of all the kissy face.

    I’m not seeing ScarJo in these photos.
    For one thing, she’s not a mouth breather.

    Close your mouth Heard, it’s not sexy.

  2. TeamBrandi says:

    Ugh it’s the same face! Either her mouth was open or her hand was on her face. I can’t imagine being on set in this photoshoot and going through hundreds of shots and this was the best we could come up with. SMH.

  3. marie says:

    I like Amber and she’s gorgeous but there’s no way she won’t look cheap. She’s a gorgeous girl but she’s a bombshell, if she’s not properly styled, she will look cheap.

    • Nalgene says:

      I agree. Shes stunning. Her every day style is fantastic. But they have to be careful how they style her. Something that would look interesting on the plain rail thin girls magazines favor (and Johnny used to like *guffaw) could look stripper-like on her. Johnny did good here though imho.

  4. dahlia says:

    she’s a self created bombshell. She looks highly altered surgically, from the nose to the tetas. lol

  5. Dawn says:

    I don’t like the open mouth poses but otherwise it’s okay. Well I think that she is so long and lean that designers would love to dress her and that’s about it. I really have no opinion.

  6. minime says:

    wow..never thought i would say this, but this chick really looks like an extra cheaper version of Scarlett Johansson…Really? What is the problem with closing your mouth for photoshoots every now and then?

  7. Tanguerita says:

    what’s up with the open mouth?Always ready for a B…job or what? Apart from this – she is the embodiment of generic to me. It’s like someone threw Emma Stone, ScarJo and twenty other Hollywood starlets together.

  8. Jennifer12 says:

    First a lesbian for publicity, and now Johnny for publicity?

  9. It'sjustBlanche says:

    Pretty. I don’t know if I’d call her busty.

  10. bns says:

    What has she done (other than date Johnny Depp) to deserve a spread in a magazine?

  11. Nessa says:

    This is the only way she can get attention. Being the bombshell (she certainly is smokin’ hot) and being JD’s girl. Other than that, she has very little to offer.

  12. pretty says:

    that third picture. is she about to YAWN? YAAAAWWNNN

  13. Dear says:

    YOU are only in this because youre banging Johnny Depp!!

  14. Vani says:

    He could have had Eva Green and he took this teen looking girl!

  15. Mia 4S says:

    Work fast hon, Johnny doesn’t like it when ladies get over 30.

  16. EIleen says:

    Close your mouth and legs-how ungraceful she looks in some of these poses! She’s by no means unattractive but this photo shoot does her no favors

  17. lis says:

    Her hair & colouring in the first shot are reminding me of a young vanessa – anyone else see this or am I going crazy?

  18. Scarlett circa 2008 was WAY more beautiful than Amber…

  19. lettylynton says:

    I can’t imagine these were the best pictures from the shoot. They look like pictures I would have thought were ‘so awesome’ that my friends would have taken of me with a plastic disposable camera when I was in high school.

  20. Isabel says:

    Only famous for stepping out with a woman and doing Depp.


  21. Leah says:

    She is boring and irrelevant as an actress. And quite frankly she was somewhat more interesting when she was dating a woman, now she is the epitome of generic,cliched hollywood starlet.

  22. Ellie66 says:

    She needs to put her tongue back in and close her mouth she looks like a freakin lizard. And her clothes are giving me a headache. :(

  23. Decloo says:

    I think trashy and cheap is the theme of this pictorial–the clothes, the blow job mouth, the teased hair, the spread legs. It’s not too original. I think that’s the only reason she resembles Scarjo here. I think Amber is really gorgeous and usually looks much better.

  24. Bex says:

    I don’t hate on her but I don’t see whatever the hype is about her either.

    Very unfortunate styling, though.

  25. UsedToBeLulu says:

    She’s beautiful, but I don’t like this photo shoot at all. The photographers almost always tell a woman to open her mouth in photos, even just a little, because it creates a nice chin and jawline. And the posing was also the photographer’s, so I don’t get the hate on her for them.

  26. BooBooLaRue says:

    Saw her on “Top Gear” once and she was a complete idiot. Loathsome

  27. Dommy Dearest says:

    Cheap. What is with her mouth constantly being open? Ugh.

    She did play a convincing Zombie. Until she started run-hopping with a completely broken ankle. Then I was like ‘Oh that’s Depp’s bucket.’

  28. bujalnorski says:

    Yawn yawn yawn thats all yall old and decrepit mothers n granmas who come on this site to trash BEAUTIFUL women in their teens/twenties. Amber doesnt have time to sit on here and comment on every bs “story”. In short the more you look at these women with scorn the faster the lines and sag and spider veins will come to you. Grow the f@ck up and stop teasing us young people for our looks. Your old enough to habe some self constraint

  29. Auj says:

    She doesn’t look cheap at all. She looks great.

  30. ms. deneuve says:

    My God! somebody actually got paid for this sh… ? my 2 year old can do better with a camera.

  31. Meh says:

    I prefer her recent photoshoot for Malibu Magazine- she looks stunning!

    And also, at first i did believe her relationship with Depp was because PR, but then they have been together for almost two years and now I saw these private pictures of them:

    And I think she really looks happy with him!

    Oh gosh! now i believe she loves him, look at her face! O_o

  32. DreamyK says:

    Not hot. Not interesting, either. Who hired the Uncle Terry knock off photographer? Fail.

  33. Kelly says:

    Girl is destined to be nothing above c-list for the remainder of her career. Being Depp’s gf can only raise her profile so much. Depp is at the point in his career were he’s permanently on the A-list, but public interest in him is fading a bit (he’s still popular but it’s time for him to revamp his career). She’s pretty but boring and talentless. Absolutely no charisma. She has no chance of breaking out and having a real acting career. She might get more photoshoots in these last resort magazines, but dating Depp won’t get her better roles.

  34. Bubulle says:

    I think she’s gorgeous, but I feel a huge famewhore vibe coming from this chick, isn’t she known to call the paps.

  35. mimi says:

    The person who chose these outfits and styled her either really hates her or should never ever work in the fashion industry.

  36. A Fan says:

    Sigh…remember when modelling shoots were done by models?

    Nothing against her (and she is a pretty girl), but she is not a model…and it shows.

    Just because one is the ‘it’ girl of the day, doesn’t mean one is photogenic.

  37. DianeP says:

    Oh, Johnny! You can do WAY better than this.

  38. Nudgie says:

    Looks like a Phoebe Price layout…

  39. anomie says:

    she has either her mouth or her legs open

  40. booger says:

    It’s funny. Before she shacked with Johnny Depp I’d read interviews with her where she’d try to come across as an edgy old soul. She’d name drop Salvador Dali and Christopher Hitchens, and of course she went public with her relationship with Tasya which gave her avant grade artsy cred. I bet she’s not happy being written off as a busty blonde/Depp’s midlife crisis!

  41. Zombie Shortcake says:

    Terrible photo shoot, heinous clothing. She will leave Depp when she’s had enough of him. I wouldn’t be surprised if she gets with women occasionally.

  42. NEENAZEE says:

    They probably wanted her to look cool and hip… but it just comes off as low budget and trashy.

  43. Tails says:

    I’ve always thought she looks a tiny bit like a blonde Adriana Lima. *shrug* I think she’s pretty.

  44. paranormalgirl says:

    I think she’s pretty too. And from what I’ve heard (my friend Lia worked with her on “Criminal Minds” awhile back) she’s really nice. The photographer did her no justice with his “mouth open legs spread” mentality and the stylist should be hog tied, but that isn’t her fault. She’s not to the point where she has any editorial say yet.

  45. chalkdustgirl says:

    Kind of 80′s with a huge hint of cheap. I can smell the Chantilly from here!

  46. Kittenilla says:

    Seen a few of her movies and while I don’t think she’s unattractive, I seriously don’t get all the fuss over her. This, coming from someone who has a hard time watching movies with my boyfriend starring certain actresses I tend to feel insecure about. Pretty, but in a non-threatening slightly generic way.

  47. Jess says:

    She’s pretty but the photo shoot is lame and trashy.

  48. Norman says:

    Totally hot but not the best photo shots. Stories about her being nice is a real plus for me.

  49. MegG says:

    I hate her just because she dated Crispin Glover, my favorite actor!