Brad Pitt got yelled at for being “ugly as a dog”


When looking at Brad Pitt, I have often been struck by the horror that is his face. Really, from head to toe the man is sheer grossness. He’s one of those actors that’s famous because he is so incredibly good at his job, not because he’s fun to look at. Most of the time, when I’m watching one of Brad’s films, I have to turn away every few seconds so my stomach doesn’t churn.

Okay none of that is true. But you’d think it were, according to a random Golden Globes guest. She got super drunk at a party and went off about how ugly Brad was in “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button,” along with how gross he looks with his current mustache.

It’s probably not the kind of thing he’s used to hearing, so it’s little wonder Brad Pitt was left dumbstruck when a drunken guest at a party laid into him – for being ugly. The Hollywood hunk, who has umpteen best looking man in the world titles to his name, was at HBO’s party after the Golden Globes when he was confronted by the cheeky woman.

A source at the Beverly Hills Hilton said: ‘Brad was enjoying a cocktail and chatting with friends at party when this woman, who was clearly drunk, approached him. She went on and on about how the aging make-up in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button made him look ‘ugly as a dog’.’ In the movie, Brad plays a man who ages backwards, and spends much of the film with prosthetics on his face to make him look older.

The source continued: ‘Brad listened politely and explained that the make-up was essential to telling the story properly. The woman finally piped down for a moment, then looked closely at Brad’s face. She then said, ‘And you should definitely shave that goatee because it looks just horrible’, before marching off. Brad’s buddies cracked up laughing.’

[From the Daily Mail]

I think being told you’re “ugly as a dog” (or some version thereof) is something everyone should experience at least once in their life. It builds character and makes you cry. I’m fairly certain Brad has never heard anyone say he’s anything less than drop dead gorgeous. He’s essentially been the best looking guy in Hollywood for the last twenty years. You could make some arguments for other guys, but they’re all measured against Brad.

That said, I didn’t realize being drunk made some people go clinically insane. Liquored up or not, there’s no way in hell you could convince me Brad’s anything less than physical perfection.

Here’s one undeniably ugly dude, aka Brad Pitt, with Angelina Jolie at the Golden Globes on Saturday. Images thanks to Fame and Bauer-Griffin.


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  1. Enonymous says:

    RFLOL, I LOVE YOU DRUNKEN LADY, GOD BLESS YOU. Now if she only had walked over to George Clooney and beat him with a bottle for being a supper douche then she would have been my hero for ever.

    She just said what most of us had been thinking about him.

    • Cat says:

      That is too funny. For years I’ve been saying I don’t get the George Clooney thing. He was cute on Facts of Life, but then he grew up and started to look like he smells like farts.

      And I got the Brat Pitt thing for as long as Thelma & Louise and that is -it-. His “I’m so moody, watch me abandon my family” movies of high praise of the 90′s killed it for me.

      Same for Matthew Muhconnuhee (not even gonna try to pretend I know the sp). He was hot for as long as Boys on the Side and that was -it-. I didn’t realize until years later that he refused to play the accurate part in Contact because he disagreed with the character religiously–dumb ass. I guess that means he’s OK with mooching because he’s played that character trait twice.

      • Cat says:

        I forgot to add:

        Brad Pitt has/will go the way of Robert Redford. I never got that, either. Interestingly, about 12 years ago there was big hype about Pitt being the next Redford. Only, I understood that to mean something entirely different from what they intended.

  2. daisy424 says:

    JayBird, was the drunk woman Juliette Lewis or Gwyneth Paltrow?

  3. vdantev says:

    supper douche- for those times when you feel not so fresh at the dinner table. Enonymous needs a brain enema.

    Let the AJ/BP hatefest commence yet again !!

  4. geronimo says:

    “He’s essentially been the best looking guy in Hollywood for the last twenty years. You could make some arguments for other guys, but they’re all measured against Brad.”

    Seriously ROTFLMAO. This is just not true!!! And I believe I am not alone in thinking this.

  5. Enonymous says:

    vdantev how about you STFU for once and stop randomly attacking other bloggers here.

    PS. It was just a typo so don’t overreact.

  6. Tess says:

    Brad’s not even the best looking guy on the construction crew down the street.

    And why’s she looking more and more like Morticia?

  7. vdantev says:

    No sense of humor, no ability to laugh and say “whoops” at your little mistake or accept a chiding for it, you’ll be fun.

  8. Enonymous says:

    vdantev, from your many many MANY comments that you have posted, let me tell you, you certainly don’t have the best sense of humor either (especially when it comes to Bradangelina).

  9. Kaiser says:

    I think Brad was always pretty, but I like the way he looks now much, much better. His face has character.

    Anyhoo, so I haven’t been reading a lot of the comment threads the past few weeks, but why is everyone attacking Vdantev lately? It’s not his fault Aniston reminds him of his ex-wife.

  10. Kerry says:

    You are not alone Geronimo. I never understood why people thoguht he was so awesome. He WAS pretty in the 90′s but has gotten uglier over the past few years. And he is seriously a horrible actor. He’s only good when he plays crazy poeple….but how hard is it to do that anyway? You just yell a lot. Thats how Angelina got her oscar….

  11. vdantev says:

    We aims to please, educate and annoy- Enon *wink*

  12. heima says:

    In my opinion Brad is not physical perfection. His eyes are empty, no intelligence sparks in them. He has a little feminine pig nose… And as an actor he sucks…

  13. BluePlanet says:

    I have never understood how anyone has thought BP was even somewhat attractive. I just don’t get it. And when he opens his mouth and starts talking, he either sounds like an airhead or full of bs.
    Angelina Jolie can have him, the two of them are gross

  14. Codzilla says:

    I’m with you, geronimo. However, I don’t think he’s ugly by any stretch. Just a little too … pretty.

  15. geronimo says:

    @codzilla – Sure, not ugly, and pretty much ok otherwise, just not the standard by which I’d measure good looks!

  16. Mairead says:

    Jaybird – having been called ugly to my face both by people I know and complete random strangers (some unsolicited I may add – usually they at least would have gotten an abject lesson in the art of a stinging tongue-lashing first), I can tell you here and now that you’re talking b0llocks girl. It doesn’t build character. But it does help you perfect a scary hiss though. *wink*

    @ Kaiser, real honest-to-God LOL at your comment! Aww poor ould Dante – if it makes you feel any better, i know you’d have made that comment if any of the BADettes made the typo too.

  17. Me2 says:

    I think he misheard, the party-goer actually referred to him as “Angelina’s bit¢h”, but the press got it wrong.

    And no, Geronimo, you are not the only one. He’s a terrible actor and a former pretty-boy, emphasis on the ‘former’.

    @vdantev– Your stated goal is to annoy, what’s the point in that? You’re not amusing, your posts rarely have anything to do with the topic, why don’t you just go away?

  18. cakes says:

    He’s not even pretty anymore! He’s aging pretty badly and its a huge turn off when a guy thinks he’s the hottest thing in the room.

  19. Ana says:

    I just think it’s nice he politely listened to the woman. If a drunk person came up and started screaming in my face I’m not sure how I would react but it probably wouldn’t be as nice as that. Lol.

  20. Blanche says:

    I think we can all pretty much agree that vdantev lives in his mom’s basement. Look, if his greatest pleasure–and greatest ability–in life is to annoy people, well, then let him have his littel itsy bitsy place in the sun. I suspect he loves the attention, even if it is negative.

  21. Kaiser says:

    Mairead – Are you trying to make up with me, daft cabbage? Fine! You.are.forgiven. lol

  22. Smiling Cougar says:

    Chris Cornell puts this guy to shame, but he’s not bad.

  23. Codzilla says:

    geronimo: Absolutely agree. I mean, with men like Clive Owen roaming this earth, poor Brad doesn’t stand a chance!

  24. tigerlille says:

    If Brad and Angelina are so ugly and gross, I wonder why it is that they are movie stars and multi-millionaires, and you guys aren’t?

  25. Ophelia says:

    I thought it looked pretty clear that vdantev was making a joke. And I kind of half cackled, half giggled, and it made me immediately start thinking of those old adverts with women walking down the beach talking about not being so fresh “down there”.

  26. heima says:

    @tigerlille, simply because beauty is in the eye of the beholder and because entertainment industry creates beauty standards. Sean Penn is a multi-millionaire actor too… But at least he is good in his job.
    In my opinion Afef Jnifen is the most beautiful woman alive and she is 45.

  27. morgs says:

    I hope someone refreshed Bradley’s drink after that lady left.

  28. Geekluva80 says:

    Dante you have many fans that appreciate your humour. I for one love reading your posts!


  29. santacruz says:

    …give me a man with a few character lines on his face anyday…Brad should lay off the botox, as his face will age well by European standards…European Cinema rules, as it casts ‘real’ people in the parts, not the generic ‘hollywood’ types with gravestone straight/white marbles for teeth, fake boobs, and faces that no longer show expression… seriously, everyone looks the same, but with different hair colours…USA wake up

  30. melonie says:

    Yes, it is interesting how the roles actors play match what is going on in their lives. Benjamin Button was about aging, though backwards. Meanwhile, Brad has aged more in the last 4 years than most people do in 15. When Angelina hits 40, he will be 55….and a very old looking one at that!

    Aniston did the movie, Derailed, and He Isn’t that Into You, and others with titles that really matched what was going on in her relationship with Pitt at the time.

    Angelina’s recent movie Wanted is about a heartless assassin….which is what you have to be to undermine someone’s marriage…a good sociopath.

  31. Kate says:

    Brad Pitt was damn hot in Fight Club, but I just like ‘em a little dirty :)

  32. Allie says:

    Yea I have to agree with Geekluva…I enjoy Dante’s posts. A little sass brightens my day.

  33. Cha Cha says:

    nothing wrong with sass as long as you don’t resort to saying someone’s brain needs an enema to another person on here. that is quite inappropriate…and he gets away with it every time. i don’t see other people doing that. this isn’t perez hilton.

  34. debra77 says:

    I think Brad looks great.. Over 20 years in this “lets go for the next thing” industry and he is still relevant enough that people can’t stop talking about him. He is aging well. I’m sure most men would love to look as “bad” as Brad Pitt.. As far as botox, he does not use it. I love that he looks like a man, and not an everyday “pretty boy”.. I wonder where they will be in 20 years. And if anyone will be talking about them.. Brad Pitt is not responsible for the fact that people thought of him as “Beautiful” the public did that.. why be angry towards him because of someone else’s perceptions.. I personally find him quit Sexy.. Funny.. and Charming..

  35. Christina X says:

    Meh, I always thought he looked like a peanut.

    It has nothing to do with my opinion on him either. I always thought he did.

  36. Sickitten says:

    VDANTEV, Loving you. Nice to have a resident guy here who is snarky.

  37. Goddess711 says:

    He IS a dawg – she got that right! Good on her for calling it right if she has to get blasted and bust in on people to give her 2 cents!

  38. Kelly says:

    Im so confused as to how people think hes good looking are we looking at the same guy? I mean he isnt as ugly as a dog but hes definitely not the hottest guy or physical perfection or whatever you want to say & when he was younger he looked gay not hot

  39. Ter says:

    Maybe it’s like Chicago politics, as long as you’re in the club, anything goes. I was in moderation hell for quite some time for pulling something like dante did. It’s always the snipey (personally) ones who claim “You just don’t get my sense of humor”. Oh la, life goes on, does it not?
    Brad was absolutely beautiful in A River Runs Through It and more than lustworthy in Legends Of The Fall. It would be fair to say that he has lost some of his looks, but he made me lol in Burn After Reading and I didn’t want to. All in all I think this will lead to better character films for him. I will rent Benjamin Button, I’m not much for going to the movies, too expensive.

  40. breederina says:

    @ Kelly ” he looked gay not hot “. Oh my dear where does one begin in the face of such exquisite ignorance?

  41. Kim says:

    Never thought he looked good.I always found him too dirty looking and a bit dumb. Licking his lips all the time does not make it better.

    However, in the last couple of years, because of the way he has treated his ex, I find him an ugly person inside out. People tend to look ugly when they do ugly things. Ugly is as ugly does.

    I am glad this woman came up and told him this. He now knows that he is not as loved as he once was. I wonder if she interrupted his hand moving up AJ’s thigh.

    Now I wish this woman had bitch slapped that Angelina woman. That would be perfect.

  42. mojoman says:

    Never find him attractive/sexy, but that’s my opinion. I’d rather take bad boy Gerald Butler anytime *swoon*

  43. furrrball says:

    brad’s a dog and Jolie does horses! what a couple!!

  44. barneslr says:

    Oh, puh-leez! Just because some of you don’t like him as a person doesn’t change the fact that he is physically very attractive. He just is. Maybe not your particular taste, but to pretend that he’s ugly is just dumb. And for a supposedly bad actor, he has done pretty well for himself. I’ve seen plenty of his movies and thought he was quite good in most of them (maybe not so much Meet Joe Black..that was pretty awful…).

  45. My2Cents says:

    Brad Pitt is overrated as an actor and in the looks department. I’ve never thought he was good looking and just don’t get it when people go on and on about his looks. To each his own, but he’s not as great as he thinks he is. And, he doesn’t come off as very intelligent in interviews.

  46. Just Amanda says:

    I really think Brad Pitt is overrated, and I’ve thought that since 12 monkeys. If you watch that role, and much of his earlier dramas (Legends of the Fall or a River Runs Through It) you can see his acting techniques have not changed. He has the “Pitt as Crazy” down perfectly which he used in movies such as “12 Monkeys”, “Fight Club” and “Snatch” and then he has the “PItt as Sensitive Lover” in all his other movies “Meet Joe Black” and now “Benjamin Button”.
    I can sit through his movies but I can’t ever get the fact that it’s Brad Pitt out of my mind. And I can always tell what other acting experience he is mimicking for his new role. Annoying.
    I also don’t like his face.
    So far, my favorite character he has played is Chad in “Burn After Reading” because that is basically how I imagine him in real life.

  47. Kristen says:

    I think he is just as gorgeous now as ever. Angelina too. They have never looked better or more happy! (tired but happy)!

  48. saffron says:

    I think Brad Pitt is starting to look handsome, now that his face is showing character and age. But his younger face was very bland and vanilla, imo. He looked like every other guy I grew up with.

    I think his life — adopting children, having children, and being a devoted dad — has made him better looking. And, from what I hear, he is interested in architecture, art and good music. That eventually shows on a persons face.

  49. Orangejulius says:

    Team Dante! I also happen to think that Brad is and always has been gorgeous. No, his acting skills aren’t great, but I’d pay money just to look at him (without the moustache!)

  50. Kristen says:

    Saffron –

    Couldn’t have said it better myself.

  51. Kristen says:

    Kim –

    I’m just curious…. you hate both of them so much. Why do you keep posting on everything about them. Please understand I am not attacking you in anyway.

    just wondering?

  52. AnnaClaire says:

    Did you know that Brad Pitt and Harry Connick Junior have put more money into the re-building of New Orleans than all departments of your U.S. government combined?
    I think that selfless humanitarianism should be applauded. In comparison to helping one’s fellow man, why should anyone care about the shape of somebody’s nose or a few lines around their eyes?
    Oh RIGHT, you Yanks do!
    P.S. I liked the supper douche joke, although I would not approve of such a thing in a public restaurant.

  53. mamacharli says:

    Neither BP or his partner are favorites of mine because they obtained their current happiness at the expense of his wife. Had he just been honest with JA, let her do the leaving and had given
    her the chance to “save face” before rushing off to adopt and make babies on national tv and in the tabloids I could have understood.

    There are no guarantees in life that your marriage will be successful and last forever but it is just tacky and tasteless to publicly humilate someone by blindsiding them in the tabloids like they did.

    Just because you are rich and famous does not give you the right to so publicly “disrespect” another person like they did.

    They will both be “ugly” forever and how do you teach your children honesty and kindness and respect when you have none yourselves? How does that work?

    I suppose they are both getting older and are now trying to get into heaven by doing all this charity work. More like “blowing smoke” hoping to fool the public into thinking they are loving, caring, decent people. I dunno, is there anyone who’s actually fooled by all the “hype”? I sincerely hope not.

    It matters not who commits the crime, rich or poor, they should not benefit from it.

  54. MRS BROWN says:

    Good looking or not, he’s got sex appeal. I’m not pretty, but I regretfully have all my life been called ‘sexy” I don’t like being called that. Brad P. was great as Benjamin Button.

  55. santacruz says:

    Anna-Claire you made some good points…he is not just a pretty face

  56. unknown says:

    “RFLOL, I LOVE YOU DRUNKEN LADY, GOD BLESS YOU. Now if she only had walked over to George Clooney and beat him with a bottle for being a supper douche then she would have been my hero for ever.

    She just said what most of us had been thinking about him. ”

    Lol! I can’t stand George with his far apart eyes and his cocky attitude. I may be an exception because I agree Brad Pitt is a total dog. RUFF RUFF!

  57. unknown says:

    “geronimo: Absolutely agree. I mean, with men like Clive Owen roaming this earth, poor Brad doesn’t stand a chance! ”

    Clive is just YUMMY!

  58. heima says:

    @annemarie, maybe because we were talking about his features…
    he has lot of money to rebuild completely New Orleans, so what’s the issue? It shouldn’t be an optional to give part of your money when you earn millions just for playing a stupid role in a stupid movie. nobody worships me when I give money to charity and I don’t expect it to for 2 reasons:
    first of all I don’t go to the local newspaper claiming that I’ve done a good action and I don’t expect to see people in the streets clapping hands for what I’ve done;
    second i’m obliged to do things like that.
    Nobody whorships doctors in Gaza, Afghanistan, Congo, Kenya or Darfur. Nobody worships the real good doers next door.

  59. heima says:

    I meant AnneClaire, not Annemarie. sorry.

  60. Faye says:

    Brad Pitt has had his moments, had his Hottest Man awards or whatever, that is over now reality is there are as many people that dislike him as there is that like him and his girlfriend… but do not find him appealing anymore what so ever…People have so moved on.

  61. McKinley says:

    Does anyone else think the attack should have been on Angelina … uh like her head is getting too large for her body?

    And whatever happened to Robert Redford for the still most handsome man?

  62. Christina X says:

    People in Hollywood are called ugly everyday.

    Why’s this such a big deal? Because someone actually told him to his face?

  63. Amy says:

    You guys are sooo funny! I do enjoy your posts! However, I have to side with the majority on this one…I’ve never believed BP was that big of a deal(even when he was younger). Also, he does come across as an intellectual lightweight. The most vivid snapshot I have of him is when he began getting involved with his girlfriends goodwill missions. There is a snapshot of him meeting with some dignitary and he is slouched on couch with his foot proped on a coffee table! The diplomat is smartly dressed (as befits such a person) Angelina is seated solemnly and poised (as befits someone meeting a foriegn dignitary) and Brad looks like he’s hanging out in his livingroom waiting for a beer! I thought it was the most embarassingly funny thing I’d ever seen! I didn’t think then there was any genuine sincerity to his charity efforts…it seemed more of a device to impress his girlfriend. I do however believe her’s is a sincere desire to contribute something of value to society. She always appears serious and purposeful in her goodwill daliances. But who’s to say…maybe she’s rubbing off on him. I digress….no I don’t think he’s that handsome ;)

  64. yourself says:

    He is a dog, why did it take someone so long to tell it to him to his face? Now I wish someone defaces their chateau with ‘SLUT’ like they did with Sienna Miller. If I ever met Angelina Jolie in person, I would scream it to her face and call her many more names. I would bitch slap her but I will be arrested for assault and I would rather keep out of jail till I meet Bush. Now that would be worth it.

  65. teri says:

    How did Amy Winehouse get in there? I’m sure Brad and the gang got a kick out of the drunken skank. How sad and pathetic some can’t hold their liquer. You all know that skank would love to lick his sweaty ba** sack.

  66. Christina X says:

    WTF does this have to do with Amy Winehouse?

  67. Kelly says:

    Oops im sorry Breederina i wasnt thinking it was a very ignorent thing to say im trying to stop speaking like that & i posted without thinking i really shouldnt have used gay like that as they is nothing wrong with being gay im truly sorry for saying that i should have used a different word please accept my apology.

  68. jeanniedeee says:

    Props to the drunken lady, even though it was a bit rude, and a bit exagerrated (hes not ugly, but he isnt gorgeous either) hope it made Brad come down to earth and realize that he is just an average guy who was in the right place at the right time

  69. Jenn says:

    Umm to the person whining about people saying he’s ugly… Stop being a twat and thinking it’s a scientifically proven fact that he’s the best thing EVAR! I have always thought BP is ugly and I always will. His chin is grossly oversized and his nose is tiny compared to the rest of his face, not to mention he always looks stoned. What he and that bitch of a girlfriend of his did to JA was awful and I get the distinct impression they do all that charity to get more positive press and feel people pat their backs. I wish that drunk woman had called out Angie for being a serial man stealer and being put in roles that should have gone to black women. Yeah Angie, racism is awful unless it coms to casting you in a movie role, huh?

  70. Sandy M. says:

    Are you kidding me? Brad Pitt has always came across as goofy looking!

    He isn’t even in the top 10 of good-looking celebs–his looks are highly overrated.

    Too many of us–yes, he IS ugly looking. Stop pretending to speak for all us women!

  71. bob says:

    Hes always been ugly. All he is is a huge jaw with no facial features. Only reason he is famous is because of his body and the fact that hes the 2nd best actor in the world after jhonny depp.

  72. Del says:

    Don’t get all the hype about this Brad Pitt dude. Don’t like his movies but when you talk about Johnny Depp, now that’s a different ball game! He CAN act!!! And good looking too. Just love his movies.

  73. hahehohihahaha says:

    ROFTL! It’s true, I never think Brad Pitt is a natural beauty even when he’s young. People used to think he’s “good-looking” just because his styles and movie characters were hot. But since he’s getting older, all these things no longer work to hide his ugly facial features. btw, his image is terrible now— with a monster bitch wife & 60 kids.

  74. Liz says:

    Brad looked GREAT in “Legends Of The Fall”- other actors, ie Tom cruise. are little changed since age 20, even though they are the same age.

    NO ONE looks good letting thier hair get dishwater-blonde as they age!!
    Shaving that NASTY-looking Goatee and adding some highlights and bronzer would help ALOT!!
    50+ is a BITCH-
    no one survives it GRACEFULLY-
    SO he should enjoy that last bloom of youth while he can…LIGHTEN THE HAIR AND SHAVE!!