Lady Gaga has had a long-standing relationship with V Magazine. I’m not sure why. Then again, I’ve never really thought about it that much. Gaga used to write (and maybe still does write?) columns for V Mag, and she done V covers several times in the past. So here she is again, starting up her publicity tour for ARTPOP (which drops in November). I told y’all to prepare yourselves last month. If this ARTPOP publicity tour is anything like Born This Way’s tour, Gaga is going to be on the cover of every magazine, and every day for the next four months will bring new and increasingly more inane quotes.
Now, all that being said, I actually kind of like this cover. She looks like Kristen Stewart, right? Right. The rest of the Inez and Vinoodh photos are NSFW, so I’m not even going to post them – you can see them here. Let’s just say this – I could draw her Gagaboobs from memory at this point. Here are some highlights from her interview, although you may not be able to follow it because you are a mere peasant, unable to understand the HIGH ART you are witnessing:
It’s all about Gaga, always: “I thought about Pop Art and how the dominant subject matter was always the celebrity or the pop-culture icon on the canvas, and then I thought to myself, But what I have tried endlessly to become through my work is a celebration of my differences through art, with myself as the canvas, as opposed to me as the subject matter, being put on the canvas. I don’t want to be an icon in just one form. I want to be an icon in many forms. So that’s where it began.”
Her look on the cover: “That look was very hard for me because that is how I looked when I was 19 until I was 21 years old … Maybe longer. I got my hair cut like that when I was 18 and all these really painful things happened during this time.”
She endures pain for ART: “I have an ability to experience pain for long periods of time – to endure it, whether it’s mental pain or physical pain. I think it’s because of my discipline as a child. I studied piano and then theater and then dance, so I have this ability to endure long periods of pain. But as a result, when I became an adult at 18, I allowed myself to stay in bad situations because I was able to take the pain. Although I was able to withstand a challenge for that period of time in my youth, the results were destructive. I was left a shell. Does anyone really know what I went through to get here?”
Battling an eating disorder and a drug problem: “Art was always the thing that drove me forward in these challenging and painful circumstances.”
[From V Magazine and People Mag]
“Does anyone really know what I went through to get here?” She, like, went to an elite private school and the school of HARD KNOCKS, y’all. You wouldn’t understand. She does cocaine. She’s deeper than you’ll ever know. She poses topless. FOR ART. Like you are even capable of “getting” it. LIKE YOU EVEN KNOW HER STRUGGLES. Gawd.
Speaking of my personal disdain for Gaga’s shtick these days, Gaga wants all of you to know that she doesn’t want you reading any blogger’s “criticism”. Because of ART. Trust her. Gaga tweeted this: “Dont focus on ANY blogger criticism. I have been a producer/songwriter/musician for over 10 years. Trust the artist bloggers are not critics… #STOPHarassingTheArtist we are here to entertain you.” Then she posted this YouTube video:
I guess it’s supposed to be HIGH ART reverse psychology? Gaga is, like, facing down the blogger criticism. Criticism like “Lady Gaga is no longer relevant.” And “Ever since Born This Way, she’s a flop.” And “DO NOT buy her new single ‘Applause’ on iTunes.” Etc. Is this effective? Or is it just a dumb stunt? Or do you not even care?
Here are some photos of Gaga out and about yesterday in LA. You don’t understand her makeup. You don’t even recognize ART happening before your eyes. Peasant.
Photos courtesy of WENN and V Magazine.
Many, many lines of cocaine.
Next question!
Her desperation is embarrassing.
Completely. Don’t know what you went through and don’t care – it’s call Life.
I feel almost sorry for her. She is naked all the time but nobody is saying – wow she is hot. Damn! She is completely asexual.
I love this cover and can’t believe it’s Gaga – that woman is so vapid in my book. I think they went with Joan Jett styling, that’s why she reminds you of Stewart. And yes, Marina Abramovic just died to me. I had to accept that fact. Oh, sad day.
I thought of Joan Jett too.I think Lady GaGA is full of herself.She just tries to hard.She just looks desperate.I hope,as with the Kardashian’s,will just go away.
I thought of Chrissie Hynde.
Yes, I saw Chrissie Hynde too.
If you clicked on the link, as much as this pains me to say, she looks a lot like Brittany Murphy in the picture with her back to the camera.
I thought so too!!
Looks like a female version of Tom Keifer to me!
Tom is was much cuter, and at least he wore his makeup better 🙂 80s metal eyeliner on guys? THAT I understood.
I find something Patti Smith-ish about this cover.
Kaiser,if there ever was a Pulitzer prize for bloggers,you would get one straightaway.Very witty,sarcastic and catchy.As for Gaga,mehhhh that is sooo 2010!
+1
I love everything about this post!
Well,thank you 🙂
Desperately flailing about, trying to be relevant.
No because you went to court to have papers sealed that would spill the beans.
LOL good one.
“Do you even know how many times I’ve had to flash my boobs and crotch to get here?”
Perfect comment!
LMAO!!!
Every time I look at a photo of Lady Gaga, I feel exhausted. So I cannot imagine what she goes through to perfect her “performance art”. Also, she looks miserable. Seriously. There seems to be nothing happy beneath that make-up and high art clothes that she wears.
I like the cover, but I can’t stand the woman. so full of herself.. I would say she’s the Franco of music, but I think it’s a knock to Franco.
OMG ~ I love it! The James Franco of music!
I seriously wonder if her next album will be called “I am full of sh*t” because maybe that would sell….
ha ha, awesome title.
Gah! She is so f*cking dumb. I hate it when people talk out of their ass about something they know NOTHING about.
Pop art had nothing to do with worshiping celebrities or pop icons. The idea behind, for instance, Warhol’s work was to MOCK the concept of the celebrity/superstar, which was why he cultivated his own group of celebrity misfits during the Factory era and elevated those freaks to “superstar status.”
Pop art was about taking MASS culture-ads, comic books and ubiquitous logos, and elevating them to fine art status.
It had little to do with “celeb worship”– it was a cultural commentary about consumerism and humans’ susceptibility to mass marketing. The whole point of pop art was to poke fun at people who think like her. Sadly, this is completely lost on her fur-wearing ass.
Man, I wish she would read a f*cking book or just STFU.
+1
Let it be known Warhol was waaaay overrated and mostly built his reputation by exploiting the work of others (Basquiat…) rings a bell?
My brain isn’t working right today, so I’m sure everyone will forgive me when I say…
What TheOriginalKitten said.
WORD!!!
Andy Warhol Diaries Forever.
ha, OKitt you are my hero!
I think she wants to “reinvent” the term; I really think her arrogance is so gigantic, she thinks she can “replace” the context of ARTpop.
Oh, and Gaga, we get it: you’re the canvass, hence the colours and paint-texture of make-up. So smarr, so artiste…said no one, ever.
P.S. Dali made himself into his art, his art into his brand, his brand into everything about him and his life-half a century ago.
Ooohhh, I get it now. I had NO idea what she was even saying in that paragraph to begin with. I just thought it was her mindless blathering. This clears things up immensely.
But Franco is good at acting, actually really talented (people say, not me!). I don’t think Gaga is really, really genius with music. Yes, she can sing, so can 70percent of people who finished middle musical school!
ha, very true
This has just began and I’m already over it!!!
Having been suicidal from the time I was around 11 through to my early 30’s her comments about handling mental pain piss me off. I can’t put my finger on why, it just does.
She states she was left a shell from her experiences, then why doesn’t she write about that stuff?
Because she acts like all you have to do is grit your teeth and it ~**~magically goes away. As a person with PTSD, this does not happen. At all. Ever.
Personally, as someone who’s struggled with depression and has been in severe physical pain for years, she pisses me off because she acts like she’s the only one who’s suffered. No one else can understand what DEEP and HORRIBLE pain Gaga, and Gaga alone, has gone through. It hasn’t given her empathy with others; it’s just made her more self-centered.
Exactly. Just write. Just do the work. Quit acting like you’re owed understanding or respect. You have a platform now, use it to build your artistic legacy, if indeed you have it in you to do so.
Also: much love & solidarity to all who suffer with the day to day torment of that which humans now refer to as “depression”
Gaga included <3
I agree w/everyone in response to @IWantToLiveInNew York. Especially Emily C. It makes me want to share my experiences w/depression, which I never do.
I had a complicated, negative childhood (into adulthood, though not at all involving physical or sexual/emotional abuse. More like neglect to an extreme in a particular part of life.) As a woman in my late 20’s, I’ve been stagnant in life since I was 18, literally, & in every sense of the word. No relationships, no jobs, can’t drive, live w/parents. I never tell people this, but I want to be honest & clear that I can truly understand those who experience deep depression (& am not trying to get sympathy or to try to ‘out-do’ other’s experiences)
Believe it or not, I think being *stuck* is just as painful as living your life & getting hurt/making mistakes. Except being stuck, you get none of the positives that come w/those challenges/struggles/negative experiences.
After going through all that, you should learn to empathize w/others who’ve gone through hard times, instead of using all of it as a way to try to put yourself on some ‘pedestal’ that somehow makes you better than everyone else.
Going through hard experiences is not something to wave in people’s faces as an excuse for everything. Her arrogance is overwhelming.
Very well put. You have a way with words. Do you like writing? I so relate to what you wrote.
You are right, Gagas arrogance is overwhelming. The curse of fame. Those people are so sequestered from real life, real people and real circumstances. She should stop focusing on these failed attempts to be an object of empathy or sympathy, and just develop her musical talents as much as she can.
Meanwhile I think we should have celebitchy meetups!! So many interesting people here I want to meet!
Hakura, thanks for sharing what you did. You actually seem really awesome and I’m sure you are very loved
Hakura I just want to say that I understand what you’re going through and I wish I could give you a real life hug. -hugs-
Hakura, being stuck is harder for the reasons you mentioned. At least moving forward and moving on can cause pain, but the pain followed by growth makes us realize we’re alive. Hang in there. You’re smart and honest and will become unstuck. Just have faith in you.
I’m right there with you Hakura. Hang in there and if you can try to find someone you can talk to. I know it can be tough to talk to family or friends about it, but please make sure there’s someone in your life who knows how you feel completely.
Wow, I’m *so* sorry for not seeing your messages before now, I got a little behind due to a moody internet.
Thank you, guys. Every one of you. It truly does give me comfort (& makes me very happy I talked about the situation, even though I often feel a sort of ‘shame’, for not having accomplished anything as an ‘adult’ at 27. But it means the world to me that I’m not alone, & the encouragement makes it feel like it won’t be as ‘hard’ as I thought to make the first move towards creating a life of my own.
@Kaligula – Thank you so much! I do love to write =) I’ve never really done anything ‘original’ with it yet, but have been using ‘fanfiction’ as a way to practice (because it gives you the benefit of pre-established characters, setting & base storyline, letting you focus on the ‘expression’ side of writing. =)
(Sorry guys!! I hit ‘send’ before I meant to, then it didn’t want to let me edit to include the stuff I went back & added after reading through it, so please just disregard the previous message!)
Wow, I’m *so* sorry for not seeing your messages before now, I got a little behind due to a moody internet.
Thank you, guys. Every one of you. I’m really touched by your comments, it almost made me cry. It truly does give me comfort (& makes me very happy I talked about the situation, even though I often feel a sort of ‘shame’, for not having accomplished anything as an ‘adult’ at age 27).
But it means the world to me that I’m not alone, & the encouragement makes it feel like it may not be as ‘hard’ as I thought to make the first move towards creating a life of my own. I’ve recently realized that I can’t change everything overnight (not unless I won the lottery xD), & can avoid becoming overwhelmed by taking baby steps.
@Kaligula – Thank you so much! I do love to write =) I’ve never really done anything ‘original’ with it yet, but have been using ‘fanfiction’ as a way to practice (because it gives you the benefit of pre-established characters, setting & base storyline, letting you focus on the ‘expression’ side of writing. =) I SO agree, I would *love* to meet the Celebitches <33 I love this site, because it welcomes all kinds of people, all ages, all kinds of experiences to share. What got my attention initially was that everyone seems very intelligent, & knows how to write a sentence with proper punctuation. xD
@Dethammer & Paranormalgirl – *BIG hug* Thank you guys so much <33 =) I truly hope you're right. Another reason I've shied away from talking about things is because I don't want people to think I just 'don't want to work' & support myself, & am content to spend my parent's money (something I feel guilty about, in general). I truly want to support myself, even just to know that I'm strong enough to do so.
@Anna – You’re very right about needing to talk about things. I’ve shared bits & pieces w/2 friends (who don’t know eachother), but a lot of the time I hold back, feeling like I’m being a total ‘downer’, talking about depression & what I *haven’t* accomplished. I just thought ‘No one wants to talk about something like that all the time, I’d hate for them to feel like that. But said friends haven’t made me feel that way, & it has really helped, even if I haven’t entirely shared the background that led to my current issues. =)
I think she is suffering frmwriters block or her true brain dead nature is coming out ,now that one of her stylist left(the resposible for those meat dress idea and other stuff),henceshe keeps mindlessly chanting “art ,pop,art ,pop,without coming out with an interesting piece of artistic venture or good music ,freakshow is not art all the time
Yes….this. This totally.
Is it art if you constantly have to tell people how ARTY it is?
I really like the black coat, but she’s beginning to remind me of James Franco art.
Why won’t she just go away??!
+1
She did.
But then the plastic surgery scars faded enough to cover with makeup (to insult our intelligence), so she could run around like the world is her own personal ‘Garden of Eden’.
She looks so much better with dark hair, but that makeup is ridiculous.
yeah, even the language she uses to describe her “art” betrays conformity to an outdated/mainstream concept of artiness. I mean, “HAUS of Gaga,” etc. It’s like Andy Warhol’s work had a love child with Kiss or something. Ick.
@S – “It’s like Andy Warhol’s work had a love child with Kiss or something. Ick.”
LMAO. In the running for ‘best comment ever’. xD! Now there is a genetic quagmire of epic proportions.
Although I think we’d be more likely to see that combo result in a vagrant talking to themself, repeatedly picked up for indecent exposure & graffiti…. Ah. I see what you mean… ¬_¬;;
I think she is trying to pull off a Chrissie Hynde look, which is funny, since so many call her a pretender. lol
Not a fan of Gaga, don’t hate her either, just sort of meh on most of the music.
Writing about art is only art if Gaga does it, apparently
I think the look on the cover would have been an awesome look for her to come back with. Oh well, she’s doing face paint and burkas I guess.
In one word: NO!
I love the Gaga….she is so talented behind all the gimmicky stuff.
Her career is reminiscent of Madonna except she went straight for the pretentious British accented diva phase, skipping the fun, brash, naughty period.
Exactly. Madonna was very cheeky and full of herself but in a fun way and her early period was exciting and evolved in a way you weren’t having everything but the kitchen sink thrown at you in one album era for promotion. Gaga is a bore.
Seriously, that whole I can endure so much pain because of studying acting and piano as a child. LOL I just can’t . . . Dear God, she is delusional.
She doesn’t even try to hide that she copies Madonna with her switch to brown hair and increasing nudity.
The one thing that is different is that Gaga pummels the public to death with her transparant faux-intellectualism and her young fans are too stupid to understand.
Also the fact that she thinks her ART came from depression or helped her etc is a slap in the face of people who are actually mentally and physically ill because there is often no clear solution. Just medication and dealing with judgment while going on with their life as best as they can.
Madonna was F.U.N. and provocative in a much less annoying way in times were it could cost her career. Even with backlash, she didn’t rely on her old music unlike Gaga who regressed in her lyrics and sounds because BTW wasn’t so great and too far from her old material which was simple and straighforward like Just Dance.
Madonna was also both influential and honest in her heyday. And her songs were much, much better. Plus she was actually controversial. Does anyone, even the religious right, treat Gaga with anything but rolled eyes and a yawn?
the difference is that Madonna never used such pretentious language when talking about her music, it always spoke for itself.
I don’t get the art that she keeps on emphasizing.
This biotch nauseates me like no other. She can pose as an artist all she wants, but her music speaks for itself…..extreme mainstream commercial dribble.
She plays the artiste card (and all the ensuing stunts) to grab attention as advertisement for the (again), mainstream commercial music she cranks out. Her music is targeted to please the masses. Just bland, pop music cranked out to aesthetically please the most number of people that we’ll eventually hear being redubbed playing in elevators. This is her schtick. Period. End of story. She’s consistently predictable, and in my mind there’s really nothing else to discuss regarding LG.
She would die being compared to Kristen Stewart on the cover. How peasantry. She is true art and is reminscent of ’80s and ’70s music icons and fashion icons. Didn’t you know?
The interview now killed any excitement I had over her new album. She is such a bore so early in her career. Mind-numbing. No wonder rockers look down on pop artists a lot of times. They make catchy dance music and give the most pretentious interviews about ther art. Great rock bands didn’t give ad nauseum interviews about this crap every interview. Is she back on coke or just surrounded by yes people or both? Ultimately, who cares, really. Bye-bye, Gaga. No album sale to me.
Excellent point about rock bands; The WHo, Queen, Zeppelin etc. just played their music to thousands, and it’s still being played and listened to (I listen to it). And Madonna was way better and much more influential in the 80s/90s than Lady whatever she is.
Actually, I don’t get Kristen Stewart from this look, I think she’s really channeling Chrissie Hynde. Much better choice:
http://www.symmetry-and-sound.com/chrissie_hynde/3_Chrissie_Hynde_rock008.jpg
When I saw the header pic I thought Cool to see Chrissie Hynde in Celebitchy! Damn I feel old & disapointed. Didn’t even read the article…
She shouldn’t generalize bloggers like that, especially in this digital age.Some bloggers have a higher education and/or a specialized in what they blog about. This is clearly a shot at Perez Hilton who has been dragging her for dear life lately. Anyone know the scoop on that?
I haven’t read Perez in years, but didnt he used to worship Gaga?? If that has changed, I’d be very interested to know why!
I had no clue he was dragging her. I refuse to go to his site. What has he been saying?
I think it’s funny she is throwing shade at bloggers because she latched on to Perez’s tit HARD in the beginning of her career. She used him for publicity, and I don’t believe it is far fetched to give him credit for her success. His non stop posts of her is what made me leave his site. That and he had the nerve to call Janelle Monae pretentious while simultaneously having his tongue on Gaga’s taint.
Perez fell out with Gag-gag after he tried to ask her too many personal questions in an interview he was doing with her for television. At least that’s what I’ve heard…
His sickening love for Bieber was what made me stop going. GAG
Aw, now I gotta go there and see…
I knew they must have had some kind of deal when she first got popular. Wonder what happened.
First off, does anyone know what happened to her knees? There’s something weird going on….maybe she fell or something?
Second, that makeup is ridiculous. I actually thought it looked really pretty on the cover art, mainly because that was probably photoshop—but it looks ridiculous in real life.
Third, she really needs to quit it with this “do you know what I’ve gone through” shit. No, you didn’t really go through anything to become an “artist”. Your family is rich, so I’m sure they didn’t leave you out to starve while you perfected your AAARRT—so it’s not like you had to hold down a job AND try to book gigs that will get you noticed and work on your songs. So why can’t you just say that you were lucky to have a supportive family who believed in you? Just because a few people thought you were weird in your music and costuming doesn’t mean that you “suffered”. It’s called being rejected and we all go through it.
Fourth, she really needs to quit it with the Lady Gaga get up. I’m to the point where I don’t even remember her name…all I know is there’s an Angelina in there somewhere, and I only know that because I think that’s a really pretty name. That and I remember thinking her first name was really ugly. She needs to go away and dress normally. I mean, even Madonna doesn’t walk around in her concert getup in her personal life. I will never forget seeing pics of Gaga going to a baseball game wearing only a baseball hat, heels, black bra and underwear, and a baseball shirt that had only one button done up in the middle. Yeah and she was sitting cross legged, too.
I think that if that had been any other person, they would’ve been kicked out of the game. But no, it’s AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRT!
Ahhh, found a pic of our ARTISTE at the game…
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n229/tdoggsdca/article-0-0A1B0935000005DC-647_468x.jpg
ITA with everything you said, but have no idea what happened to her knee.
Looks like her skull shirted assistant applied her lipstick with the same paint brush Gag used for her makeup.
“Does anyone really know what I went through to get here?” The same stuff that every other famous singer went through….? I will never understand her martyr complex. I used to love her music, but like Kanye, the more seriously she takes herself, the worse her music gets.
“I have an ability to experience pain for long periods of time – to endure it, whether it’s mental pain or physical pain. I think it’s because of my discipline as a child. I studied piano and then theater and then dance, so I have this ability to endure long periods of pain. But as a result, when I became an adult at 18, I allowed myself to stay in bad situations because I was able to take the pain. Although I was able to withstand a challenge for that period of time in my youth, the results were destructive. I was left a shell.”
I am embarrassed for her. She had such a cushy youth that this is all she can come up with, studying piano and takng some acting classes taught her to take the pain and was ultimately destructive for her? Poor girl has no Madonna lost her mother which shaped everything about her, raised in a repressive Catholic household, mentored by her gay drama teacher in her teens, moved to NY with a few dollars backstory. Gaga just has piano lessons and drama lessons. LOL
People always mention how Kinney is too hot for her but that he looks bland. If you listen to her stories about overcoming difficulties and creating lies that become truth, then you can tell she is SO BLAND too.
She has to invent problems in order to justify her tortured artist schtick. I think they are 2 boring people and she doesn’t need clothing or make-up to distract people from her personal life, because there is nothing happening!
She will never be that girl that dates icons like a Kennedy, actor or basketball players etc because she is insecure and too asexual to attract real iconic gossip. She tries to distract us from her boringness.
And not even hobnobbing with fashion creeps such as Richardson can hide that fact.
So what she’s saying that because she “survived” piano and dance lessons i.e. sore/hurt fingers and toes that she’s a warrior woman? Cry me a river. Good Lord, only she would use that to say that she can handle adversity, adversity of her own making I might add. She’s an idiot. I can’t imagine saying something like that to my mom, who was severely abused as a child by her aunt, but who never goes on and on about how shitty her life was as a child–but instead uses it as an example to keep going and rise above your circumstances.
I can’t completely confirm this.. but she was probably one of the kids who used to come in to the toy store I worked at in the early 90’s in her childhood neighborhood (yeah – she ‘suffered’ on the VERY affluent Upper West Side of Manhattan), who thought nothing of opening up toys, and games in our store without buying a thing and ordered all of us lowly workers in the place around. I’m guessing that her parents also suffered from what we called “MY CHILD” syndrome (“MY CHILD has written her first book.. MY CHILD is working on her first symphony.. MY CHILD just has just written and directed their first feature film.. and oh yeah, MY CHILD is 3 years old”). She may have suffered.. but as people waiting on the likes of her and her family, DID TOO.
> “MY CHILD” syndrome
That’s perfect. I live in the DC burbs and am totally stealing that for some of the parents I know.
It’s so pretentious and people like my 19 year old brother eat her and Terry Richardson up. Cannot stand it.
Who cares! I just wish you would go away already… Geez!!!!
She’s actually wearing rainbow cocaine on her face y’all! ART!
Over. It.
Aww, poor thing. She’s had it SO rough, guys!!! Wah.
I wonder if she truly believes all this bs that comes out of her mouth.
Well. Piano lessons are HARD.
Lol, apparently they are quite soul-crushing and horrifying. So I’ve heard. 🙂
Yeah, like the hardest thing ever. EVER. Besides doing a lot of coke and making ART. Gaga has it so, so rough. Honestly I don’t know how she’s survived so long, she is THE strongest.
I might have just snorted a little.
“She looks like Kristen Stewart, right?”
No, she totally looks like Lykke Li and IMO she’s been freaking trying “to channel” Lykke Li since she started to promote this album…can’t see nothing else but that. Annoying.
You have a point.
Lady Gaga: NSFW
http://imgbox.com/abjjqam6
Lykki Li:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m10gpeLqqF1qmhggvo1_500.png
GaGa looks a lot like lykke li, but lykke is actually a real artist
Hear hear!!
This comparison offends me 🙁
I love Lykke Li and this chick is not as good as Lykke on her worst day.
Yes Kitten, it also offends me greatly. That was actually my point about it.
“I have this ability to endure long periods of pain”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
and apparently so does your public Miz Arty Pants, so does your public. 😐
Looks like Joan Jett on the cover. Or Kristin Stewart in the Runaways.
“Does anyone really know what I went through to get here?”
Yes. Madonna’s career formula.
I kind of like her new single. It’s catchy and the beginning makes me thinks of clowns. So drunken clown was probably spot on Kaiser! That’s likely what we’ll see in the video. It’s better than Roar.
This interview is typical pretentious, boring, privileged, Gaga.
Lord…this chick. I wonder if one day, she will look back and be embarrassed about her sophomoric behavior?
Honey, you’re a garden-variety pop singer with the imagination of a first year art student (community college venue)…this does not make you interesting, smart, cool or worthy of any real attention. You have a decent voice (at least by today’s pitiful standards)…just shut up and sing.
I used to love GaGa.. But.. not anymore. What happend to her? Fame?
Actually it was The Fame Monster.
Rawr.
2008/2009 Gaga was so much fun, I miss her.
It´s kind of funny, but when I went to a big rock festival in Germany in 2009, Pokerface was the most played song in the camping area.
This girl never looks happy. Like I can’t remember ever seeing her smile. Oh, I forgot. She’s gone through too much in her life to ever be able to crack a genuine grin.
She just is exhausting. I would LOVE to know how she dresses when she is just hanging out at home. Do you think she does shit like this when she’s with just her family? I mean I know she dressed like a beekeeper at her sister’s graduation (?) but she knew there would be cameras there. I wonder what she wears if she’s just at her parents’ for Thanksgiving dinner or something. I can’t believe she’s in jeans in that cover photo.
ART.
Hey Gaga! You have some ART on your face.
Or did you forget to clean up after your care bear orgy?
Haaaaaa! Care Bear Orgy!
This seems to be one of the most attention-starved people in the biz. She is at least Madonna-level needy, maybe even more?
It has got to be exhausting to be around her for more than a few minutes. Because she has suffered so much.
I have a new appreciation for Madonna. She was not a whiner, really. She hated to show weakness. Listening to Gaga boo-hoo over her cushy life and equating it to her ability to endure pain reminds me of that contrived behind the scenes faux Truth or Dare clip she showed on HBO where she is sobbing over how the world hates her and how she gets up there every day and is brave for her Little Monsters. LOL
She seems to equate “working to meet her goals” with “suffering.”
+1
@Kaiser: “LIKE YOU EVEN KNOW HER STRUGGLES. ”
You forgot to add another struggle: she was accused of copying Lina Morgana’s stage persona and music styles…
Two things: art isn’t stupidity and no one will ever know what she went through because she had a court order guarding some career crushing information.
BRITNEY, RELEASE YOUR ALBUM STAT!
Gaga’s question: “Does anyone really know what I went through to get here?” Everyone else’s question: “Does anyone really care?” The point is, Gaga deliberately sought out fame, fortune and attention and if she had to torture her soul (and other people) to get there, she made the determination that it was worth it. Memo to Gaga: stop with the tortured artist, self-pitying martyr crap. You aren’t special. You aren’t particularly talented. Raising PT Barnum’s theory to an art form is not art. It’s a sociology study.
We’ve seen this look on Anna Nicole smith…
Does she have any clue what other people have been through to get to where they are? Does she know what I’VE been through? She wouldn’t even care. She couldn’t comprehend being orphaned at aged 3 and raised in a convent school, never having parents. So I wish for her to shut it now.
Wow. You’ve come a long way. I remember you posted how you have like an MD and a PhD. That’s freaking amazing!
(sorry I realize that’s kind of creepy, I just remember awesome stuff like that)
Thanks 🙂
I was lucky. My school had benefactors and my education was covered by one (he sponsored two of us.) He became a surrogate father to me throughout my life. He convinced me to move the the US and go to med school since the programmes were a little better here. It was like that old movie with Fred Astaire “Daddy Long Legs” only without the love story part. I owe him and the sisters everything for what I’ve become and I pay it back and forward every chance I get. I don’t ever forget where I come from. Ever.
Where are you originally from if you don’t mind me asking? Your story is inspiring and what you’ve accomplished is amazing.
That’s kind of thing I want to do in the future. I’ve had an incredible life compared to a lot of kids and it’s just luck that I was born into it and to a mom who sacrificed a lot for me and my siblings. I want to take the stress off for someone else.
I complain alot, but the reality is I’m really blessed.
I’m originally from Westport, Ireland (County Mayo).
Now if only the mainstream media would read blogs like this the scales would fall from their eyes and they would see this contrived pop star for the facile thing she is.
I was over her when she turned up at her sisters graduation in her usual get up. Between that and the egg stunt I was just fed up with her attention grabbing and lack of respect for others recognition. Do it at your own gigs not at events to celebrate other people collectively.
Her music is catchy, You & I was one of my favs from the last album but art her music ain’t.
Oh Honey – you cant even sleep in a bed on your own without freaking out.
Yup all that private tuition and seed money from family and employing people into servitude rather than employment must have REALLY done a number on you.
#shutyourtrap
I think she tried to imitate Keira Knightley. Or – Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett in that movie.
Anyway – crazy Gaga will now outshine crazy Miley. I guess we should be grateful for that. Because Miley tries to be bad ass weirdo an we all laugh. But Gaga is the original crazy weirdo. And she would out-weird Miley with her little finger. And it’s not like she tries too hard like Miley. We really do believe that Gaga is crazy.
She’s just the version of Marilyn Manson that doesn’t give me nightmares but I like his music better.
At this point, the only thing that will genuinely shock me is if she shows up dressed in a gingham dress and bonnet and declares herself celibate. Otherwise, I am bored to tears.
She actually looks like Paul Dano. I agree that she needs to get over herself.
Would love to see what would happen if you locked her and James Franco in a room together. What kind of ART would they come up with?
Also I remember a few interviews of her before she hit it big and she sounded so nice and normal. Now her entire Gaga persona has taken over and it’s not fun anymore. 🙁
I am concerned that she is never the same size for long. She goes from rail thin to looking more normal to looking bloated. I hope she is able to get it together and make her health a priority. It’s sad really.
I am concerned that she is never the same size for long. She goes from rail thin, to looking more normal to looking bloated. I hope she is able to get it together and make her health a priority. It’s sad really.
I’m sure there are a whole lot of people who went through worse so that GaGa could get to where she is now…….
her makeup just reminds me of Marilyn Manson
I came from a loving, supportive & wealthy family, wah I’ve suffered so much.
Seriously woman just STFU!
I just can’t with her anymore. I actually liked her at the beginning. Now it is becoming a LOOK AT ME BE A WALKING ART EXHIBIT.
too much. And none of it is good. Just sing or go live in a museum window.
She has one thing in common with Madonna. Each time she opens her mouth, out comes something pretentious.
she looks like Gina Gershon here.
I find her more refreshing than the generic, bland pop princesses like Katy Perry. Sue me.