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And no that’s not the pitch for Charlize Theron’s new Anna Nicole Smith project. Also pictorial evidence to the contrary the Skipper isn’t marrying Tranny Gilligan.
Richard Johnson breaks it all down for us :
The buzz of the weekend Oscar parties was that Hugh Hefner, 80, will get married again before the end of the year to his No. 1 girlfriend, Holly Madison. “This is very secret, but the word is ‘yes,’ ” one insider told Page Six.
Proving once again that ‘insiders’ don’t understand the concept very secret … a problem they seem to share with ‘sources close to’ ‘bestfriend/managers’ and anyone in the vicinity of a Hilton or driving a late model Kardashian.
Still where would we be without these indiscreet chatterboxes? (Hanging out at Rubyfruits with Liz Smith hoping for some pre-publication scraps from the feisty old Texas Blonde.)
“Hef has decided he will marry Holly, and he wants it for his show, ‘The Girls Next Door.’ Hef thinks business all the time, and looks for a new hook, although he also does really love Holly.” Madison is just one of three of the Playboy founder’s buxom blond girlfriends featured on the show.
Christie Hefner must be so proud - pushing up on 60 herself, CEO of the Empire, and her Dads still out there trying to find a Momma for his little girl. A bleached, buffed Photoshopped Momma that can pull in ratings, ancilliary broadcast markets and DVD profits. A Father’s Love know no ends. Well in this case it actually knows three self tanner tinted ends rather well … but he’s rewarding dedication
“But Hef sees that she [Holly Madison] is the most dedicated,” said our source. “Kendra is never there, and they both hate each other, and Bridget is hanging on by being very friendly to Holly.” Hefner, who has been married twice before, is keeping the wedding plans secret for now because monogamy will kill his reality show.
If the reality show doesn’t kill this sly old monogamist first. Talk about dying with your boots on.
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29 Responses to “Wizened Old Goat To Marry Busty Young Blonde”
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Can you imagine Hef sitting around in his silk jammies trying to discern which gold digging “number” will bring in the tastiest profits/ratings/publicity?
Seems a little pathetic and sad to me. Wish I cared more about all parties involved! -
I sometimes watch the show, and I KNOW that they can’t possibly get along as well as they make it seem. So, in the article, here, it says, “Kendra is never there, and they both hate each other”, so Holly and Kendra hate each other? Ha! I knew they were pretending to like each other.
I bet none of them really like each other. I don’t like Kendra, either. She seems to think that she’s better than “the help”, even though she only got where she is by LITERALLY sleeping her way there. Anyway, I do like to watch the show, for some reason. I guess I’m just curious to see how they live, so I’m kind of excited for these new developments to throw some more drama into the mix. Ooh, reality tv, what did we ever do before it? 
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I admit I kind of like the show, too. Holly really does seem to ‘love’ Hef, and always makes comments about how she wishes it was just them and no one else. She is constantly hinting on the show that she hopes for an engagement. I guess the old coot got sick of her not so subtle prodding, and gave in.
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ew, I just can’t stop thinking about those awful multi-girl “sessions”. Makes it all look far less interesting.
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ANYONE can love millions of dollars, Hef has a harem to prove it. UGH!
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Not to let the truth get in the way of a good story … but I beleive Hef’s still married to Kimberly Conrad, and she still lives in one of the houses in the Playboy Mansion complex. They have been legally separated since 1998, but haven’t divorced.
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Man I hope they have an iron clad will or it’s gonna be ANS all over again.
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I like Holly. She is a huge animal lover and seems to be a kind person.
Wish she could have found a more “normal” guy.
I still can’t get the excerpt you included about what really goes on at his parties. GROSS!
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Hmm - Holly does seem the most sensible and down-to-earth of the three. That Kendra is feckin’ irritating and Bridgit is just a tad too sweet. It’s such a bizzare programme, almost like these three housemates and their benign old landlord.
And obligatory microscopic dogs… can’t forget the obligatory microscopic dogs.
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You got it right Carol, This is a possible case of “ANS part 2″ in progress.
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Hef is still married with his ex and 2 sons living in another house on the “compound”.
I cannot stand Kendra and Bridget is so weird with all those theme outfits…
The whole situation is is rather gross and I cannot imagine being in bed with other women who are having sex with the man I love…but to each his own…
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Wait, I heard that Hef is still tech. married to his wife of many many years. I think someone better put to rest this before he can legally get married to this fake bunny
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I think it’s ironic that the most misogynistic men seem to have the most wives.
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Well, is not America a great country or what? I give Mr. Heffner credit for leading the way in debauchery. Good going Mr. Heff! America is decedant and we can all thank you. I still feel the love.
Happy hip-hop!
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Love Hef-Love the show and good for Holly-she’s very dedicated and loves him very much.
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I was watching the True Hollywood Story on Hugh Hefner and it says that he is still legally married to his second wife that they only legally seperated and never divorced. His ex-wife was also on the show and said she would never get a divorce. Anyone know anything about that?
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??? Since when does marriage=monogramy? That last quote sounds suspicious.
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For Holly, this would be called “ridin’the gravy train.”
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They could move the playboy mansion to Utah and it wont matter there!
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Everything about this is sick and wrong.
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Funny you mention his oldest daughter. I do wonder what she’s like. Not above exploiting her fellow woman obviously, but imagine what a poor excuse for a Dad Hef would be, especially for a daughter.
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Hugh Hefner has become completely irrelevant. Talk about desperation. The man has no dignity or cred left.
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Holly looks kind of odd but she has improved. Here are 3 pics from 2001 and 1 from 2006. The Awful Plastic Surgery guy says her is the best makeover ever.
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is holly madison the slutty whore sister of dolly madison? oh that makes me lose my cookies
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i think that hef should relocate his whorehouse to some place like bahrain so that he can marry as many of his harem as he wants.
he is still married to the other coochie hootchie…and yes, he has a daughter from his first marriage a century ago that is in her 50’s by now.
holly cooter madison’s hair is mucho fug. im sure that the carpet doesnt match the drapes. haha
they better be careful, because one of these days when all the bottle blonde chicks with the fake silicone tits are riding hugh heffner’s viagra aids dick, he is going to have a heart attack and die. maybe thats how he wants to go out. -
He hasnt divorced wife #2 yet, she still lives on his property.
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As an ex-Bunny I have to say this doesn’t surprise me one bit.
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Holly didn’t always look like this. Check out GOODPLASTICSURGERY.COM and you’ll see she was not good looking at all. Hook nose, thin lips, she’s got fake teeth, has had a brow lift, filler under eyes and cheeks, fake hair, fake boobs and god knows what else. Any one can look good when u have money.
I think Holly is beautiful, and, for whatever very strange reason, genuinely seems to care about Hef.
I also can’t stand Kendra, lol.
Hef is Hef is Hef, so it’s all good, I guess!
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