LeAnn Rimes spent her b-day party drinking & tweeting in a bikini, of course

Happy birthday, LeAnn. Since we all know she reads this site. Happy 31st birthday to you. It’s her birthday today, although I wouldn’t expect you to know that considering she’s been tweeting non-stop about her birthday for more than a week. LeAnn is quite childlike (I’m being nice) about her birthday. There are actual little girls about to turn 5 or 6 years old who don’t get this excited.

So, obviously, LeAnn spent her pre-birthday celebrations on Twitter. It was her birthday, so she got to choose her activities, thus she chose (in no particular order): wearing bikinis, getting hammered, taking lovey photos of her husband, tweeting and eating sushi. She posted all of the photos on to her Twitter, and I’m including some of them here. I think the worst one is the one of LeAnn and Eddie where he’s twisting his body to try to accommodate her. The whole thing just looks so awkward and sad.

Obviously, she did have that “luau” that I’m sure “her sons” planned for her. Of course. And that’s all I have to say on LeAnn’s birthday. God help us all. Maybe she’ll check into a spa tomorrow and send out a bunch of press releases talking about it just like last year.

PS… I think Eddie invited the hula girls and that’s why LeAnn looks so f–king grumpy in this photo. She knows he’s banging at least two of them.

Photos courtesy of LeAnn’s Twitter.

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  1. brin says:

    Orange you sorry you took that selfie, Wewe?

  2. Tara says:

    31??!! Um, wow. Well, Happy Birthday to you because everyone should be exactly who and do exactly what they damn well please on their day. So, um,….cheers!

    • Dannielle says:


      She is a disgusting, vile, ugly, crazy, gross piece of human excrement. She’s a lunatic, and not in the free-pass Amanda Bynes sort of way. In the Jeffery Dahmer I’m-gonna-eat-Brandi’s-heart sort of way.

      I don’t even care for Brandi, but honestly?…I’d lose my mind dealing with this “person”. I don’t know how she has managed this. It must be the Mother in her that keeps fighting because she has kids. This freak MeAnn would be my undoing. I can’t.

  3. heidi says:

    Today IS Leann’s birthday. She was invited by the White House to sing in WashDC at the 50th Martin Luther King Memorial. That is a great honor and memorable way to spend her birthday.

  4. dreaboo says:

    Ugh we share a birthday . .welp off to San Francisco with the hubby :) have a nice day everyone.

  5. Kelli says:

    Of course Eddie is drinking. What a shock. She looks like she needs a good bath scrub.

  6. Syko says:

    I would have sworn she was at least 40.

  7. Chichai says:

    Something nice, looks like she had fun. As for her shenanigans, I’m not surprised.

  8. Bej says:

    I thought Eddie had been busy getting the yard ‘perfect’ for her birthday party? Looks like the lawn could use a good raking in that first pic. Must have meant he was cutting someone else’s grass

  9. Rose says:

    Richard Attenbrough was at her birthday?!

  10. Sonia says:

    The girl can sing but she is so horrid, you would think someone could have been chosen to sing who ISN’T dragging a special Ed teacher through the court system for standing up to her, a rich bully. Speaking of, when will the money run out? Her hubby isn’t working, she isn’t selling albums, she is paying for the tv show, she is paying her lawyers for the many law suits she has going… There has to be a limit somewhere

    • claire says:

      You know, I was just thinking about this. She said she was just recently asked. This is a huge 7-day event. Major event planning. You don’t secure your singers a week or so before. If she was just asked, it’s more than likely someone else fell through or they were going after other people they wanted for a while and nothing panned out.

      Ok, that makes me feel better. LOL.

    • Bella says:

      LeAnn is nuts, don’t get me wrong, but, imho that special Ed teacher is hardly an unwitting victim. Sure LeAnn is a bully for using her wealth to legally harass a person of far more limited means, but, the teacher deserves to be held accountable for her trifling ways. Why a mother of a large family would get so invested in a famous strangers drama is beyond me.

  11. J.Jay says:

    I think this is disrespectful to the hula girls to say this MAJOR DOUCHE is banging them. Just sayin…

  12. Jennifer says:

    LR is a selfish narcissist. I hate it when people think it’s all about them. There’s a whole lot going on in the world and LR is not the center of the universe (even if she thinks so).

  13. Amory says:

    Looks like she’s debuting the latest work on her face.

  14. Cirque28 says:

    LeAnn and the Ediot are just not very nice (or trustworthy or honest), but they do seem genuinely happy together here. And hey, they might as well be, since it’s not like Brandi wants that fool back. I guess selfish jerks need love also, so enjoy LR’s birthweek you two.

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      *waves at Cirque*

      I agree. As much as everyone (myself included) would love to see these two get what they deserve, I think they’re happy and won’t be divorcing any time soon.

      • Cirque28 says:

        *waves at Mort*

        IKR? I think her tiny little heart really does beat for him and he seems quite content to be pampered and adored by her. Long, successful marriages have been made from far less.

        If this union keeps them both from constantly humping on other people’s spouses, it can’t be all bad.

  15. Kenyan247 says:

    I ma 22 and am already tired of this social media BS!I honestly do not know where this women gets all the energy and the time,m she is truly a child.So her “sons” called up those lovely Hawaii ladies and booked an appointment for them, to appear in their bonus mum’s birthday party?well, i have heard worse lies…

    • Evelyn says:

      I’m 20 and I hear you on the social media thing! “Let me just take pictures of my party and post them as it’s happening!!” Why not just, I don’t know, enjoy your party? The other thing I don’t get is posting pictures of your food. WTF is that about!?

      • Jayna says:

        It’s the same way at concerts. A sea of hands in the air with their smartphone filming a bad youtube video all of the same hit song that has been posted on youtube from every concert a million times every tour. Why not be in the moment instead of focusing on filming and obstructing everyone’s view? Let a few film and it will be on youtube.

  16. Finn says:

    I think the first pic is cute and I wish I looked like that in a bikini.

  17. Marcus says:


    Get off twitter girl you are obsessed. I know its hard but you need some professional help. You need to stop stalking and suing people. Leanne fans have got to get it together but than again look who their idol is.

  18. Jayna says:

    The first pic of them together is actually cute, but who tweets for weeks about their birthday? It’s beyond silly for a grown woman, but in line with her personality.

    • SouthernGal says:

      Good question…Hell where’s Karla Hoff and her supposedly Twitter BFF Ginger H. I mean Ginger went so far a starting a Gofund Me account to raise money for LeAnn’s favorite charity…yet no invite. Not one! Ginger H is a vile human being. She’s on Twitter all day stalking the Smiley’s and anyone who dares speak against her “friend” LeAnn. Perfect has been lover!

      She flew out some Twitter followers but not the ones who sit on Twitter all day defending her. Damn shame!

  19. emmie_a says:

    Wow ‘her boys’ hired hula girls AND rented a photo booth?! They really do love their bonus mom!

  20. bettyrose says:

    This is a serious question: As a narcissist, why doesn’t she ever pose alone? Why is she physically clinging to someone in every picture? Or more to the point, why doesn’t she ever stage the pictures so that people appear to be clinging to her?

    • Chicagogurl says:

      Because other ppl by approximation make her feel better about herself. I look much better in a bikini than the hula dancers. Look how much fun my friends are having at my party. See its good were celebrating my birthday and can give this joy. I’m so smart for making sure Eddie got the photo booth everyone loves it.

    • Jennifer says:

      She does pose alone and take pictures of herself alone. I don’t follow her twitter but the articles I come across all have “selfie” pics from her own twitter feed. Ridiculous.

    • msw says:

      Two reasons: one, she doesn’t pose alone because it’s showing ownership of her “borrowed” family, it’s proving that she got all the toys she wanted. Two, it’s to prove her perfect life to the world, because narcassists are perfect to themselves, and sbe deserves her perfect, perfect life.

      LeAnn is so shallow and fake, i think she genuinely doesn’t know which way is up. The drip pan under my air conditioner is deeper.

  21. drew says:

    I think she looks great, skin and bones doesnt suit her.

  22. SouthernGal says:

    I find it hilarious she claims her “sons” planned a laua party. They are boys 6 and 10…they don’t care about that stuff. And to confirm..they weren’t even at the party (with Brandi). She is such a pathetic liar.

    People are commenting that they look happy together. But always pay attention to body language. She’s always draped over him but he never is with her. Closer to Kiki than he is his own wife. Speaks volumes.

  23. Celeste says:

    Sounds like quite the honour to be singing tonight. I hope that she doesn’t try to announce her birthday.

  24. CreamSoda says:

    I’m convinced that when this relationship is over Eddie will proclaim himself the greatest actor ever for successfully pretending to be happy while with LeAnn. He might even add it to his resume. Maybe then he’ll finally get a decent acting gig.

  25. D says:

    Can they take a picture with her NOT pulling him down? It looks awkward. Plus, Eddie isn’t looking too good now a days. He’s not aging well at all.

  26. Hank Jr! says:

    I am an only child and parents with one child tend to over-kill birthdays. Of course, we stopped doing that embarrassing stuff at 16 yrs of age. I am an adult with a job, I buy what I want when I want without having to wait for special occasions.

    Darn this woman for making me sound like a scrooge. You will get a cake from me and a card that says “Happy Birthday”, that’s if you are lucky.
    I will never understand how adults get histrionic over Christmas and birthdays. Celebrate, yes- histrionic-no.

  27. Macey says:

    I think it’s very telling that the only other people there to celebrate are all hired staff and hired entertainers..lol

    That selfie pic is just horrid. I srsly dont get how or why this thing takes so many pics of her self, especially close up *shudders*.

  28. roxy750 says:

    UGH! She is so in love with herself! Seriously –++MAJOR EYE ROLL++

  29. Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

    Except for her wider nose, and Leanns bigger denture teeth, LR and Tilda Swinton have very similar features – now these would make an interesting celebrity wife swap – would be so entertaining to see Tilda interact with Eddie, and for one of Tildas husbands to ban Leann from twitter and bikini’s for the week.

  30. Zombie Shortcake says:


    Are those ghost orbs or decorations in the trees?
    I didn’t know she and her Mom still talk (that’s the woman in the photo booth pics).

  31. angela says:

    is she COMPLETELY incapable of keeping ANYTHING in her life private??

  32. jesme says:

    She really does look good here. No need to be so petty about her looks.

  33. Rita says:

    You can tell it’s an A-List party when the photo-booth is the highlight of festivities.

    I’ll never forget Clint Eastwood and I making funny faces while giving each other rabbit ears last year at his birthday party. Brad and Angei tried to force their way into the pic but when Clint starred darringly at Angie and said,

    “There are some people in this world you never mess with and Rita is one of those people”, Angie dropped the attitude and waited her turn. Brad had a wet spot on his pants.

  34. Shelley says:

    Is that her mom and dad in the photo booth photos?

  35. claire says:

    If she had any friends who paid for and invited her to things, she’d know she has not discovered the ‘next big thing’ in photobooths.

  36. judyjudy says:

    Today is my bff’s birthday and she goes over the top and celebrates the whole week. Maybe something about being born today?

  37. Rita says:

    Let me get this straight. A washed up adulterous redneck from Mississippi whose previous long time road manager was known to make racists remarks is invited to sing at a Martin Luther King celebration???

    Wouldn’t someone like Beyoncé, or for that matter Miley Cyrus, be more appropriate?

  38. KatieD says:

    As usual, LR is the ONLY one without all of her clothing on (in the pic with Eddie & photo booth shots). Just like all those vacation shots where they were playing a game and eating in a public restaurant and this skank was nearly naked at the table while everyone else was fully clothed. So, so desperate.

  39. LeAnn Stinks says:

    Leave it to her to make Tiki, tacky.

  40. Meggin says:

    One of my major pet peeves is grown adults who make a fuss over their birthdays… Its just another day!!

  41. Macey says:

    I think its interesting that Brandi actually wished LR Happy Birthday and LR didnt even acknowledge it from what I can tell. I dont have a twitter acct but you can scroll thru.

    Funny how Brandi tries to make peace and yet LR just turns around and does something manipulative or repulsive. I have yet in the 3+ yrs Ive been following this saga have ever seen or heard LR say anything nice to BG but I have seen BG wish her well and say positive things including Bday and holiday wishes.

    • D says:

      LR doesn’t want peace. She needs the drama for her show because she thinks that that is what will sell.

    • Jayna says:

      I took it as a passive-aggressive dig. With her XOB, hugs and kisses Brandi, or whatever that ending meant. Come on. Hugs and kisses from Brandi? Sure. What a crock. Brandi was probably drunk when she posted it.

      Just like Brandi throws out the other day how she is going to go to Cabo on vacation after she’s finished with her book. LeAnn had gotten back from Cabo.

      Brandi is no saint. She makes her little digs every so often.

      • BeachBelle says:

        I thought Brandi’s birthday tweet to LoonAnn was a nice thing to do, and from what I read so did most of the other people who read it. LoonAnn did not respond because she knew if she tweeted back something ugly she would be blasted big time. Of course she could have tweeted back a simple thank you, but she could not even be nice and do that.

        Cabo is a very popular vacation destination, and many people love going there. This has NOTHING to do with LoonAnn and her brought husband, or the many vacations she pays for when she takes him and his friends.

        As far as Brandi tweeting about Cabo, Brandi has vacationed in Cabo for years including many times with her ex-husband, her children, and her friends.

      • SouthernGal says:

        Oh Jayna!!! I took it as a nice gesture considering how LeAnn made a big issue about the flowers on Mother’s Day. Now Cabo…hell that’s the only got damn place LeAnn vacays. I’ll be going to Cabo in February, so do you think I’m copying LeAnn as well?

      • betty says:

        Why was it a dig? She didn’t have to tweet anything. Brandi is not as shallow as Leann and Cabo is a frequent vacation spot for a lot of people living in Cal not only celebs. Just because Leann and Eddie vacation there more then most has nothing to do with others. It is a popular resort

      • Relli says:

        According to the urban dictionary (which much like Wikipedia is NEVER wrong)

        1. xob
        A terrible Halo PC player who likes to talk shit, and thinks he’s good.

        There was another sentence in there but it had some language that CB would not like so I didn’t include it. But from what I can surmise B & L have been secretly meeting up online to play Halo together…. WE HAVE ALL BEEN had!

      • Macey says:

        IDK, I really dont think it was a dig but then I really dont know what “XOB” means. Maybe theres something hidden there.
        Even if it was, BG has reached out plenty of times with nice words/gestures in the past but LR has never once reciprocated that Im aware of. Things would be calm for a hot a minute and then LR starts to miss the attention and then drama ensues. She’s completely predictable at this point b/c she is really addicted to the drama and Brandi.

      • someone says:

        Didn’t you see Brandi’s “Getting my babies back today Mine Mine Mine” twitter post? She sure as heck gets her own digs in.

      • NerdMomma says:

        LOL @relli just won this thread

      • BeachBelle says:

        My daughter uses xo sometimes in texts to me. It means love and kisses. Someone asked Brandi what it meant, and she said the same thing. the b was for Brandi. I have seen her use xo before.

        Brandi referring to her OWN children as “mine” would not even be mentioned if the children didn’t have a step-Mother from hell like LoonAnn who called them “my children” and then lied and said they helped plan her birthday party. LoonAnn planned her own party and paid for it, too, and everyone knows it. The children were not even at the party.

      • TheTruthHurts says:

        OMG seriously? Brandi writes xob to a lot of people she tweets. It means hugs and kisses and the B is for brandi. X O. It’s not rocket science. LeAnn doesn’t want to respond because she wants to keep up the ruse that she and Brandi are at war, so people watch her loser show. Brandi is not biting and giving LeAnn any of the drama she is craving. I love it. Keep it going Brandi. Do your own thing and act like she doesn’t even exist.

      • Lady D says:

        BeachBelle, about Grimes not responding on twitter; remember how strident the fans were about Brandi thanking her for the Mother’s Day flowers? Where’s your manners, where’s your decency, etc. Where are all these Miss Manners when it’s this trick’s turn to respond. Maybe they know it would be a waste of time to expect class from her.

      • Annie B says:

        Leann Rimes has replied to one tweet from Brandi I recall. Brandi was playing nice and tweeted to Leann in a co-birthday party…thanks for ordering the cake! To which Leann replied seconds later “It’s what us mom’s do!” Brandi did not reply.

        Leann is obnoxious. Period.

      • Ming says:

        leann could have easily tweeted back a simple ‘thanks!’.. but that would end the twitter drama she loves so much.
        leann is the queen of passive aggressiveness, and ignoring is also a form of passive aggression. she saw that tweet and chose not to respond.

  42. briargal says:

    Ain’t no way bio-mom would quit talking to her little paycheck. Money, money!!

  43. Leslie says:

    Whatever she does in DC, she will make it about HER. She will do/say something stupid so she can get more attention than the other attendees.

  44. Zinnia says:

    Isn’t it time for this trick to go the way of Paris Hilton?

  45. Zooyork says:

    I wonder if she got any laxatives for her birthday?
    On this topic, how can she not be mortified about her “laxative addiction” becoming public knowledge? I wouldn’t want to show my face.
    Until that info came out in the media, do you think Eddie knew about it or did she try to hide it from him?
    How gross and unsexy! I would NOT be able to think sexy thoughts about a significant other if I knew they were having explosive, agonizing s**ts in the bathroom all night, brought on by exlax.

  46. Now I never like to miss taking shots a Me-Ann. But I’m kinda cray cray about my birthday to. But not to the point of making it a month long celebration.

    Damn that one hulu girl on the left hand side is kinda hot. Is that why Me-Ann has that death stare going on? Also Eddie might be a Mega Douche with a wandering dong. But that man has aged VERY well.

  47. K-Rock says:

    Wow this chick jumped the shark eons ago. How is she still in the press?

  48. Annie2 says:

    I think she looks pretty good and happy in these pics

  49. Joney Says says:

    Happy Birthday to LeAnn! She looks healthy & happy.

  50. Jane says:

    Can we please send Miley and Leann to an island somewhere? They are a waste to human society.

    • Cirque28 says:

      I know, I know, but if we send them, LeAnn will cry and say, “Ediot serves no purpose either!” Then we’ll have to send Eddie to the island. He’ll demand the Kardashian klan, which will lead to a cascade effect… Tara Reid, Fist Brown, all of Rod Stewart’s children & grandchildren, Perez Hilton and Paris Hilton…

      Soon no one will be left on the mainland except Honey Boo Boo’s family (What? They volunteer, save their money, and advocate for gay rights!), several recently-freed ELF activists, and the Dalai Lama. Which is going to make for awkward family meals.

  51. mrspatrickbateman says:

    I find that picture of LeAnn and Eddie to be very telling, they look more like friends than lovers. He is keeping as much of his body as far away as he can. When I pose with my guy we’re as close as we can be. His crotch area is no where near her, he’s actively sticking out his butt to keep it away from her. I think that says a lot.

  52. Simply Red says:

    It’s one thing to sympathize when someone has done another wrong but some people just goes overboard, some act like she committed the act towards them.
    IMO it’s funny how people talk about her bullying then turn to do the same.

    Nobody is perfect, nobody is innocent in this world no matter how big or small everyone has done something that affect the next person.

    Move on and let it go, if you hate the woman so much don’t read about her or comment

  53. Mae says:

    Why can’t she see herself the way everyone else does? She is really mean spirited always saying my sons etc, posting picture and rubbing in her affair! Selfish! Karmas coming