This is my first time writing about Courtney Stodden (CB usually covers her). I’ve gotten some tweets asking for more coverage of Courtney and what was going down during the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother, but I haven’t watched it (do we even get it in America?) and every time I looked at coverage from Celebrity Big Brother, it was just photos of Courtney’s crazy circus t-ts. Seriously, they are GROSS. And it looks like her body is rejecting them. Anyway, Courtney got kicked off of Celebrity Big Brother last night, and these are some photos of her walk of shame or whatever. She talked to E! News after it was over:
Courtney Stodden may not have won Celebrity Big Brother 12, but she’s still feeling richer for the experience.
Though she was “buzzing” (having a great time, per her new favorite British slang word) most of the time, the worst part, “was boredom and not being able to communicate with my family,” Courtney exclusively told E! News after leaving the house.
But, she added, “I was able to come away with strength, wisdom and positivity from my experience. I feel more like a grown woman.”
After saving her stuffed bunny from the wash, spending time in garden jail and posing as one-half of a couple with Dustin Diamond, the 19-year-old was evicted on Wednesday’s episode, aka day 21 of the U.K. competition. She posed for her official eviction pic in a shiny, skin-tight pink minidress.
While she missed husband Doug Hutchison more than anything, Starbucks was a close second, Courtney admitted. Or maybe food of any kind…
“I’m starving! I’m waiting for the hotel to bring me my pasta but they’re taking forever,” she told us.
The teen will be staying in London for at least another week to do interviews and check out other business opportunities.
“I absolutely adore London and I can’t wait to explore it more,” she gushed. And would she ever be up for more Big Brother, either abroad or at home in the States?
“Hell no!” Courtney assured us.
This poor child. 19 years old, married to a 53 year old. 19 years old with all of that terrible plastic surgery and a mother who basically sold her to this gross old man. Speaking of the gross old man, Doug Hutchison wants attention too! He gave this priceless interview to Fox News:
FOX411: Are you and Courtney planning to have a baby soon?
Doug Hutchison: No, not right now. She’s very young. Nine or ten years. I wouldn’t say definitely. We have flirted with the idea of adoption.
FOX411: Do you worry about being a much older father?
Hutchison: If Michael Douglas can do it, I can do it. I’m young in spirit and have lots of energy.
FOX411: Several reports out of London, where Courtney is filming, say she is flirting with other men. What is your response to that?
Hutchison: I say nonsense. It’s the press being sensational. The producers on that show want ratings. It’s a bunch of bulls–t. Our marriage is so strong. My love for her is unshakeable. With reality TV, they have their finger on the editing button. There seems to be a small fraction of the press that want to see the demise of our marriage. We’ve been married two and a half years. Time is the greatest test. The longer we’re married, as the years unfold people who have had a difficult time with our huge age difference are starting to accept it.
FOX411: You were quite open on VH1’s “Couple Therapy” about how marrying Courtney has negatively impacted your career. Does this continue to be the case?
Hutchison: My marriage to Courtney did not ruin my career. My agent, my manager dropped me because it was so controversial. Before Courtney I was already becoming disenchanted with acting. I’m a writer. I’m a director. I have not missed acting. When the time is right I’ll jump back in.
FOX411: Courtney was very public about her decision to get breast implants. What was your reaction to her decision?
Hutchison: It might surprise you but I fought Courtney. God bless Courtney. Courtney was born with an unbelievable body and a beautiful face. When she was contemplating the surgery, I actually was attempting to talk her out of it. Everything was so perfect in my eyes… I woke up one day. Courtney’s body is Courtney’s body. My body is my body. Your body is your body. No one has the right to tell someone what they should do about it. I accepted it and got behind her 110 percent. I think she looks gorgeous with her new boobs…old boobs.
FOX411: You’ve taken a role in your wife’s career. Where would you like to see her career go?
Hutchison: Courtney is an unbelievable actress. I’m not just saying this. I’ve been an actor for 25 years. I know natural talent. I believe and I would like to see her sink a role into a movie. Also, she loves modeling. I would love Courtney to manifest those dreams and be on the cover of Glamour. She’s a 21st century Renaissance woman. The sky is the limit.
“She’s a 21st century Renaissance woman.” OMG. I really don’t have any jokes for this piece because OMG. I’m so freaked out and grossed out and I just can’t.
Photos courtesy of WENN.