Paris Hilton on if she’s ever cleaned a toilet in her entire life: ‘Hell, no’

Paris Hilton has a new interview in The Heat UK [via Radar]. Paris talks about her life, her younger boyfriend and the sort-of career she’s carved for herself as a DJ and spokesperson for various products. The most lol moment is when Paris deigns to give advice to Hollywood women whose careers are in the crapper, as if hers is anything to speak of. (Remember the last reality show she did? Neither does anyone else.) Paris also tries to claim that she takes out the trash when its absolutely necessary, but then admits that she never takes out the trash. She also says that she’s never cleaned a toilet in her entire life. That takes being catered and pampered to an entirely new level. This woman has an entire menagerie of animals in her home including chinchillas, birds, cats and dogs. You know that she never cleans up after any of them.

Paris Hilton embodies everything that makes an heiress and heiress — including never having cleaned a toilet, ever, in her life.

In a recent interview with The Heat UK, Hilton opened up about everything from her new DJ gig and her boyfriend River Viiperi, to shopping at the 99-cent store but never doing household chores.

When asked the last time she’s taken out the trash, Hilton thinks about it for a while before attempting to lie about it.

“You mean take out my own trash? [Thinks.] Well, I guess Christmas time… when they get stacked up, I take out stuff if it stinks,” she says.

“Actually, I’m lying a little — I never take out the trash!”

Same goes for her toilet.

“Hell no!” she reveals. “I’ve never actually cleaned a toilet!”

But surprisingly, the multi-million dollar heiress admits to shopping at the 99-cent store.

“I love doing things like that. I’ve been a couple of times,” she told the British mag. “Especially when we were in the random towns in the middle of America — there were only 99-cent stores. Sweets, soaps and all the usual things.”

Compared to some other Hollywood starlets like Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes, Hilton has managed to build herself an empire and remain somewhat unscathed with negative press — and she attributes it to her family.

“I feel really sorry for the girls in Hollywood who have these promising careers and all of a sudden all these bad things happen, and you don’t see them get back on track properly. I think it has something to do with they [sic] family in some situations,” she said.

“I’m so blessed [to have] solid parents. My parents don’t live off me, to start with. With some people, it feels like the kid is the boos [sic], and they survive off them. That’s not good. It’s a weird Hollywood thing, but I guess you never know what goes on behind closed doors.”

Just last month Hilton landed a big contract for a DJ gig and is super excited about her new endeavor.

“I’ve been hosting parties since I was 18, so I know a thing or two about how to have fun,” Hilton said of her new job.

“I think, with anything I do, people like to think that because I’m from the Hilton family I’m just some kind of party girl. But I shouldn’t be judged on my money or my name. If anyone knows anything about music and clubbing, it’s me.”

[From Radar Online]

I shouldn’t be judged on my money or my name. If anyone knows anything about music and clubbing, it’s me.” Where do I start with that statement? It’s just so dumb and lacking in self awareness.

I don’t understand how someone can go their whole life without ever cleaning a toilet. That’s some entitlement right there. Sometimes you leave a stain in the bowl and need to use the brush to get it out. What if you’re at a friends house and that happens, do you just leave it there like you’re marking your territory? I don’t want to think about it much, but I would be embarrassed if I did this at someone else’s house. Of course I don’t have a maid and neither do my friends. I’ve been cleaning bathrooms since it was one of my chores when I was a kid. Paris has had other people cook and clean up after her since she was born. Paris insists that she shouldn’t be judged on her on her money or name, but she admits that she never does grunt work. She made all her money by trading off her family name. At least we don’t have to pay attention to her much.

Paris is shown promoting her bags in Milan, Italy on 9-15 and at the Betsey Johnson fashion show in NY on 9-11-13. Credit:

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  1. Kara says:

    “My parents don’t live off me?” …shouldn’t she be thanking them in the first place since they were lucky enough to be well off? She reeks of entitlement. Oh and you aren’t a DJ when all you do is pump up the crowd with a microphone & press play on a (pre-made( playlist, by the way.

  2. Mrs. Peacock says:

    Good! She’d probably get her herpes all over it anyway.

  3. Anki says:

    Oh well, I’d still take her over the KKK any day.

  4. Elisabeth says:

    As much as I can’t stand Paris, why would she have ever cleaned a toilet? She was born into money and she will die with money. There is no reason she should clean a toilet, the same way I would never clean a toilet if i had that much money

  5. Celeste says:

    She’s faded so far from the public eye. Leann Rimes, take notes.

    • swedish chef says:

      Unfortunately there is enough of a Eurotrash population in the world that she’ll still have gigs and give interviews that keep a modest following. BUT we still have the satisfaction of knowing that her own country is sick enough of her that she’s forced to go a different continent. Meh, not bad.

  6. Eleonor says:

    Is it possible she was talking about cleaning the entire room ??

  7. Mika says:

    The left side of her face is f-cked up. No wonder she always turn to her left when she’s being photographed.

  8. Sannie says:

    I guess Princess Paris does’t poop either.

  9. lana86 says:

    poor soul, she thinks it’s cool…

  10. neelyo says:

    If she’s brushed her teeth, she’s cleaned a toilet.

  11. Lucy2 says:

    I love that she’s trying to make herself and her family sound above the other famehos. She’s been a mess since she was a teenager, got famous for a sex tape, and now is a joke about fleeting fame and STDs. Yeah, those Hiltons sure done raised her right!
    I’m not at all surprised she’s never cleaned. And with all those animals I bet her house is disgusting until her housekeeping crew arrives.

  12. Why says:

    Simple life, fake??She just confirmed.I WANT MY MONEY BACK,waisted tv time…(i never watched)

  13. cassie says:

    Neither has my roommate, unfortunately. And she’s not an heiress, just a regular run-of-the-mill pain in the ass…

  14. Crabcake says:

    OMG Paris has never known the menial and peasanty task of cleaning the poopy pissy remains left on a toilet. Of course she hasnt and why should she? I am sure there is some kid climbing a mountain of garbage in Indonesia scoffing at your for never having to pick your breakfast out of the heap.

  15. Dawn says:

    What makes her any different than the rest of world born into money? Nothing. Do think that little jerk Jaden Smith has ever cleaned a toilet? Or do you think Kimmode has ever lifted a bag of trash? I doubt it very much. And these are just the people in the public eye. Think about people whose names we may know but not their faces and they have that same entitled attitude because they employee others to take care of the everyday menial part of life. Rumor has it that Gaga is so into her persona that she won’t even flush the toilet by herself. Paris would have lived like this without clubbing or having a short lived reality show and that is the shame of it.

  16. Kiddo says:

    That’s unusual since her life has been in one from time to time.

    Why is anyone interviewing her?

  17. Kelly says:

    Ask her if she’s ever cleaned her vagina first.

  18. Lilyvanilli says:

    Wow the toilet in her cell when she was in jail must have magically cleaned itself. I want one of those.

  19. Hautie says:

    I normally avoid this girl at all cost.

    But she is not an Heiress. Not even close.

    Her grandfather is the one with the Hilton money. And he made it a point to give none of it to his adult children. Including her own Father (Rick).

    Then a couple years ago the Grandfather made a public declaration, that he had cut off any inheritance intended for Paris and her siblings. Over all the public shame they have brought to the family name.

    To give credit to Rick Hilton. He has had to work to earn that life style. Now he had a surname name that open doors. Helped guide him to business opportunities. Which helps tremendously in life.

    But none of those Hilton’s are heirs/heiress’ to the Hilton fortune. Not remotely close. Her grandfather saw to it.

    But Paris Hilton sooner die than have that title removed from her resume’.

    Her initial cash came from showing off her hoo-ha. So she needs to stop throwing shade at any of those Kardashian’s.

    Had Paris had the ability to share the spotlight and publicity. Her profile would not have been eclipse by PMK and her prized heifer. (copyright@MichaelD)

  20. eliza says:

    I am not sure it is a big deal she’s never cleaned a toilet. There are lots of monied people who haven’t. It’s a good gig if you can get it. I am not one of those people though. I take out the trash and clean my own home. Those who don’t have to, I am not resentful of. Life is very easy for some. It’s the way of the world.

  21. fingerbinger says:

    Paris’ hands look so old. She needs to go the Madonna route and wear gloves on those claws. How her and Kim still get away with using thoses baby voices,both in their 30′s, baffles me.

  22. lizzie says:

    She looks like Luke Wilson in a dress.

  23. Side-Eye says:

    Well, I have nowhere near her wealth and never cleaned a toilet either.

  24. Susie Q says:

    Bitch might not have ever cleaned a toilet but she sure has hell barfed in a bunch of them and left a mess. In Cannes a few years ago she was booted off a yacht for making out with her bf at the time as well as vomiting all over the bathroom and asking the owner of the yacht “don’t you have someone to clean up that kind of thing?” Also lots of stories of her making messes of staff bathrooms in the clubs, she vomits all over them too. Can’t frigging stand that she’s trying to make a comeback.

  25. MisJes says:

    Oh please bitch, you’ve definitely cleaned a toilet before! What happens when you’re doing cocaine off the top of the cistern and you spill some?

  26. Zorbitor says:

    I bet George W Bush never cleaned a toilet either

  27. Shelby says:

    A few years back didn’t she say something like people who are in their 30′s and still clubbing were losers….how old is she now?

  28. themummy says:

    “Especially when we were in the random towns in the middle of America — there were only 99-cent stores. Sweets, soaps and all the usual things.”

    Oh my god! She’s insufferable. As if there are many (probably any at all, actually) that *only* have a 99 cent store. She honestly thinks that’s how towns in America are. To her we must all be quaint farmers in flowered overalls.

  29. Vampi says:

    OMG.. Please.. PLEASE.. Don’t make Paris “blog worthy” again!! It has ben sooo nice without Her Vapidness!! Kimmode is bad enough.. Please don’t bring her back!!! Ugh. *don’t hate me..but..arrrgghh*

  30. Daisy says:

    I had never cleaned a toilet until I moved out in college. My parents hire housekeepers. I have a vivid memory of cleaning my first toilet ever. It was my freshman year in college and I started gagging. My roommate at the time grabbed the toilet brush from me and said she’d do the toilet cleaning from now on, if I would clean the shower. (I guess its kind of counterproductive if someone throws up in something they are trying to clean.) So I avoided it for another year. But now I love all kinda of hard core cleaning, even the toilet bowl. It’s a nice stress reliever. In summarion, I can’t really judge Paris for this, but I can for a whole other lot of things.

  31. Tiffany says:

    I would have thought at this point she would have married a European with questionable income and start cranking out babies. She is beloved overseas and she would have the infamy that she loves.

  32. L.E. says:

    At least she is honest about the privilege and wealth she was born into. Not like some other “celebrities.” I’ve never heard her screaming about how she made it on her own.

  33. Alexa says:

    Isn’t it kind of known by now that Paris is “a little slow.”

  34. Adrien says:

    She’s not aging well. All that hard partying took a toll on her looks. She looks like her auntie now.
    Her line looks like the ones being sold on 99 cents stores. They’re not bad looking but they don’t look luxurious at all.

    “Compared to some other Hollywood starlets like Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes, Hilton has managed to build herself an empire and remain somewhat unscathed with negative press —”
    — She was left unscathed because the press basically abandoned her. They just stopped talking about her.

  35. Tara says:

    My ex boyfriend has never cleaned a toilet, rinsed a dish, made his bed or anything else. His family is Indian and he is treated like a raja. Some people are just lucky enough to be born spoiled, but I think this story would be less appalling if it.were about a male, which is unfortunate.

    • Maureen says:

      I have a wealthy, spoiled friend who, by the age of 30, had never picked up a baby in her entire life. I know that’s not the same as what we’re talking about with cleaning and stuff. But can you imagine being so disassociated from regular life? She had never. picked. up. a . baby. By age 30. She was with me when another friend came over one day with her 9-months old baby and I got to see with my own eyes that Rosalind literally didn’t know what to do. She sort of wanted to do it but she was super scared, too. I said, “Just reach out with both hands and pick up the baby under her arms and bring her to your body and then hold on to her under her bottom”. You should have seen her move towards the baby. It was like she was trying to pick up water. Her arms and hands were all awkward and loosy-goosy and her eyes were wide with fear and wonder. I said, “Look, let me do it. Just sit down and I’ll put her on your lap. That’s a good start.” I wish I had video-ed that shit!!! It would have got 10 million views on You Tube. It was a SCREAM.

    • Tara says:

      Funniest side story. Ever.

  36. Madriani's Girl says:

    God, her FEET! They are totally gunboats!

  37. Maureen says:

    She’s so spoiled, and so detached from normal experience that she doesn’t know how wacky she sounds. I really believe that she’s essentially guileless when it comes to talking about “life” and only ends up sounding so bad because she just doesn’t *know*.

  38. Dorothu says:

    I love her. I do. She’s just a normal person born into gobs of money. Anyone who says otherwise is jealous. Seriously even you writer. You didn’t say “I love cleaning toilets” you said it was a “chore” come on we all wish we could be dumb vapid and happy as flock

    • Maureen says:

      Supposedly supermodel Giselle cleans her house–well, to some degree. I distinctly remember reading one of her self-aggrandizing interviews (aren’t they all??) where she was saying that she’s totally Type A about cleaning, that she loves to clean, and that doing so gives her a great satisfaction by making something perfect. GOD, let me try to find that quote!


    • Maureen says:

      I did some digging. I didn’t find the exact text I was looking for that I remembered from that interview, but I did find another source where she claims to love cleaning, that it’s therapeutic.

    • Sachi says:

      Gisele likes to clean her house and learned to like cleaning when she had her own child. That points to someone who has grown and matured, esp. when her life is not all about herself anymore.

      I’d be more shocked if Gisele still doesn’t know how to clean her house now that she’s married and has kids. That would make me think that she leaves her children’s health and care too much in the hands of caregivers and hired help if she can’t be bothered to pick up around the house.

      I’m not rich and I don’t love cleaning my house, but I do find washing dishes relaxing. Cleaning the house also gives me time to think and reflect about myself without other issues cropping up in my head. I get to focus and relax at the same time, so I agree with Gisele that cleaning can be therapeutic.

      • Maureen says:

        I don’t really think Giselle cleans her house. Just as a purely practical matter given her intensely busy schedule of work, travel, and family I sincerely doubt she has time. But sure, I can buy that she occasionally has the urge to clean and organize her closet or scrub her bath tub or wash the deck. I think she occasionally does a cleaning *project* more so than actual regular cleaning because it probably is like a form of exercise to blow off steam. But she’ll never actually convince me that she cleans in any traditional or consistent way.

    • Tara says:

      I have a newsflash for you: “normal” girls aren’t vapid, boring or stupid. And if I were jealous of Paris I would just copy her. But one offensive, insensitive, homophobic, racist, coke-bloated, famewhoring, sex-taping, animal abusing, talentless convicted criminal in the world is enough.

  39. Jayna says:

    She’s so 2005, over. I’ve been seeing little articles on her recently. Why are people trying to make her happen again?

    If I never had to clean a toilet, I wouldn’t.

  40. Green Is Good says:

    “I’m so blessed [to have] solid parents. My parents don’t live off me, to start with.”

    This is THE ONLY credit I give Wonky McValtrex. Other than that, she’s still a stupid, spoiled wh@re. (Thank you South Park)

  41. Vickyb says:

    A bit of a non-story – of course she hasn’t cleaned a loo!! Why would she? I’m sure most children born into that kind of money haven’t cleaned a loo!

    I’m no PH fan but I think if you asked the Jackson children that question they’d say ‘no’ too. Or the Travlotas. Or the Smiths etc etc.

    I work full-time, study and have a 2yo, so have a cleaner once a week – for the last year I, like Paris, have not cleaned a toilet!!

  42. TPOE says:

    “She made all her money by trading off her family name. At least we don’t have to pay attention to her much.”

    Didn’t she make her money by leaking a sex tape and whoring herself out to a fake “reality show” on Fox?

  43. Samantha says:

    People judge her because she hasn’t cleaned a toliet… There’s plenty of other rich people in the world who aren’t famous like her that haven’t cleaned a toliet because they have people hired for that. It may not be the traditional way most people are used to living but she should be able to do what she wants, its her own life. I think that goes for everyone too, as long as no ones getting hurt it shouldn’t matter, especially a topic about cleaning a toliet.

  44. aaron says:

    Paris talks about starting a career as a dj as well as never having to clean a toilet, but her career is already trashy and she’ll definitely have to clean her toilet life when the dj’ing goes down the drain.

  45. Marissa says:

    I believe the only words that come to mind at first is “wow”… I mean how can anyone go all throughout their life without cleaning a single toilet? I mean come on that’s the first sign of irresponsibility. Not that I expected anything more from Paris Hilton but still. That was a chore for me since I was 9. I’m not complaining because chores teach responsibilities and what not. But that also kind of explains why Paris made a lot of the choices she has. I mean she is the epitemy of irresponsibility… But anyways this makes me angry, I mean her parents should have at least given her small chores while she was younger instead of pampering her. Maybe then she would have turned out better.