Kimora Lee Simmons steals Cameron Diaz’s Man

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And that is one stealable man — model-turned actor-turned model-turn me over I’m done– DJIMON Hounsou. There is however an element of denial in the man stealing story — it’s already flowing like that river in Egypt.

Cameron is all like “He’s not my Man … We are just friends” DENIAL.

..and Kimora is all like “You best better be … ‘Cause I will beat a Friendly Bitch’s Amicable Ass Down” DELIGHTFUL.

The tale begins in the hallowed pages of People magazine

Cameron Diaz was spotted getting cozy with Blood Diamond Oscar nominee Djimon Hounsou at L.A.’s Hyde Lounge on Thursday.

A rep for Diaz says the pair are just friends. “Cameron was out to dinner with friends, they ran into Djimon and he joined them for a drink at Hyde,” says the rep. “They are friends, nothing more.”

A rep for Hounsou did not return calls for comment.

But the ever reliable patrons with their patronizing tone and their eagle eyed celebrity eaves-watching felt differently about the pair:

“It looked like the perfect post-Valentine’s Day date,” a patron tells PEOPLE of the pair, who were with several other friends.

“They were totally vibing each other, lip-on-lip action,” says the source. “Cameron looked so happy… Djimon followed her every move.”

Diaz, 34, and Hounsou, 42, hit the dancefloor … says the onlooker, adding, “They were dancing really close, bodies pressed together.”

Lip on Lip action is pretty strong confirmation — St. Liponlipia is well know as the patron saint of realiable gossip. Ask the Pope … sh’s the one who told everyone he wears gay red Prada loafers.

But their Diaz-Djimon bodies are no longer pressed together: the only thing beingpressed now is Cameron Diaz’s people — pressed for an explanation of how Charlies Angel lost Hunky Hounsou to the Queen of Baby Phat.

People may serve it up nice but the Post serves it up straight with a Richard Johnson twist

Last week, the “Blood Diamond” star was all over Cameron Diaz. This week, he turned his attention on Kimora Lee Simmons.

Turned his attention indeed …. Very much the way a wandering asteroid turns its attention to the overwhelming gravity of a nearby planet. Its a Kimora Lee Solar System … and Hounsou is in the Kimora Lee Orbit. This stellar constellation of models-turned-actors-turned Baby Phatters-turned Spielberg Stars-turned back to models will not be seen again this century. Call Hubble your telescopes out.

Hounsou and Simmons made out all night at Boulevard 3 in L.A. Tuesday during a Dom Perignon dinner for Forest Whitaker. The two, there to help celebrate Whitaker’s Oscar win, ignored Oprah Winfrey, Mary J. Blige, Chris Tucker and Quincy Jones to grope each other, and left together.

Making out all night — Just like teenagers in love … six foot tall bling covered model contracted gabillionairre teenagers in Oprah ignoring LOVE.
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pics via People and Page Six

 

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16 Responses to “Kimora Lee Simmons steals Cameron Diaz’s Man”

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  1. MaiGirl says:

    I used to love him, but going from nasty Cameron to shallow Kimora has reduced my love to mere physical admiration.

    And he was really good in In America.

  2. SillyWilly says:

    He will end up dumping her just like Russell did.

    What is up with this guy and his choice of dysfunctional women?

  3. UrbanDK says:

    In America was a genius performance …

  4. Fabiola Thing says:

    Please, these people will do ANYTHING to get their names in the papers.

  5. sofia says:

    from one yak face to another…

  6. jen says:

    as a catholic, i’m offended by your remarks about the pope, his shoes, etc. why is it ok to bash christians, but i would be yelled at or even banned if i made a comment about this guy’s dark skin color. or if i called howard k stern a greddy jew or something similar. if you’re going to discriminate, do it openly and evenly… otherwise shut off the anti-catholic thinking

  7. kikistar says:

    Jen stop over reacting please. Don’t you have humor??

    Djimon is great… except for his taste in women. (Cameron Diaz is not THAT ugly though.)

  8. UrbanDK says:

    The pope wears red Prada loafers … that’s kinda gay … it aint bashing unless you have something against either loafing of gayness … and how could you they are both so relaxing and festive

  9. where's waldo? says:

    yuk. kimora is fugnacious.
    whoever this guy is, he is milking the new stardom and tracking and hunting down as much pussy as he can. in the pic you have of him towards the bottom of the page, he looks like louis farakkahan…and that look just makes me as dry as the sahara desert.
    has anyone seen kimoras clothing line? it is as tacky and ugly as hell..and she jacks the prices of it far above her ghetto target clientele.

  10. countrybabe says:

    I saw on TV where Cameron said she has comitment phobia, not long after that she broke up with Justin.

    Guys don’t like to waste their time either.

    MaiGirl, he seems to be still Okay from what see of him on the awards shows. He’s not irritating like most of them. Face it he couldn’t get either one of them if he wasn’t a star.

    Urban doesn’t know anything like usual. Lots of gay guys look like slobs, what does shoes have to do with this?

  11. nookie nooks says:

    kimora is a bonified stoner.

  12. jen says:

    russell didnt dump kimora, i believe it was the other way around. but who cares, kimora and djimon make a way hotter couple than anything! how exotic they both are! and by the way i love baby phat, it may be a little expensive but have u tried versace? or gucci? exactly! and djimon was amazing in In America, and blood diamond, and amastaad….more power to this new power couple!!!!!!!

  13. greg says:

    kimora is hot hot hot! i hope djimon is getting that! shes soooo sexy!! hes a good actor too

  14. Niq says:

    oh all of yall shut da fuck up…….who cares…they are just PEOPLE………..damn!

  15. Diva says:

    I think Niq has missed the point of the site…. would someone please explain it to him/her?
    :)

  16. Reality Check says:

    kimora is an example of everything gone bad in society. she needs classes on class! her poor children are going to be ruined by her example. why doesn’t their father take them and try to save them? Who raised Kimora? She is a botched abortion!!!!!