“Chelsea Handler confirms that she & Andre Balazs broke up again” links

Chelsea Handler is single again after splitting with Andre Balazs (again). Also, she’s still trying to convince people she’s 38 years old. [ICYDK]
Lacey Chabert is all grown up in Maxim. [Popoholic]
Blind item: Did Sarah Michelle Gellar bitch out a doorman? [CDAN]
Bill de Blasio is going to be the new mayor of NYC. [Gawker]
Cory Monteith’s cause of death is depressing. [Bitten & Bound]
Emmy Rossum didn’t recognize her gynecologist. [The Frisky]
Jodie Foster is dating Ellen DeGeneres’ ex-girlfriend. [Wonderwall]
Pharrell is getting married this month. His fiancée is pretty too. [Bossip]
Kim Kardashian is trying to convince Khloe to get a divorce. [PopBytes]
Madonna is just straight-up copying Miley Cyrus now. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Creepy lake in Africa turns animals into stone. *shiver* [OMG Blog]
How to work a jumpsuit, a lesson not taught by Ellen Pompeo. [Yeeeah]
Snooki lost 50 pounds in six months. Cocaine. [Life & Style]
The Simpsons is going to kill off a character! Mr. Burns? Smithers? [Limelife]

 

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  1. blue marie says:

    That dude must be a glutton for punishment to keep going back to her. And there is no way she’s only 3 yrs older than me.

  2. Nev says:

    ahhhhhhhh Chelsea…head up girl!!

  3. Rachel says:

    Soooo… I just read Sinead O’Connor’s amazing letter to Miley Cyrus. Telling her to have some respect for herself, stop pimping her body, and keep her clothes on. It was an incredible letter.

    Then I jump over here and see a link to Lacey Chabert on the cover of Maxim. In her underwear. Selling her body. Which makes me think of all the other actresses/celebrities who have covered Maxim. In their underwear. Selling their bodies.

    And it makes me sad.

    Those tweets from Emmy Rossum are hilarious though.

  4. ALG says:

    My god, what a horrifying photo of Chelsea. Her face looks like the raptors in Jurassic Park.

  5. Side-Eye says:

    I saw that African lake thing on tumblr…sooo creepy. (And kinda cool.)

  6. Rhiley says:

    The Jodi Foster news makes me so happy. I absolutely adore Alexandra Hedison and was little peeved when Ellen dumped her for the very plastic Portia. She seems very smart and creative. I think she and Jodi fit together nicely.

  7. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    Honestly, how does a guy go from Uma Thurman to Chelsea Handler? Honestly.

    She is attractive, although she looks like she’s in her late forties to me–but she also seems like a nasty person, and on top of that, as a comedian she’s not even funny–just vulgar.

    Maybe she’s fun to drink with, but I see her like my grandma (who is an alcoholic)–when she gets drunk, she starts sh-t talking EVERYONE.

  8. itstrue says:

    I don’t know anything about Snooki, but I kinda thought maybe she got to be a mom and stopped consuming 3000 calories worth of liquor a day=weight loss.

  9. nk says:

    she went to public school and you can see when she graduated – she’s 38. she just looks old from all the partying.

  10. mkyarwood says:

    RE: SMG. She’s the next Patricia Heaton

  11. magpie says:

    Awww… Pharrell and his baby mamma are so cute. Note to Pharrell: Don’t let JT sing! He’ll make it all about him!

  12. Kiddo says:

    Was this ever some grand love affair? I feel a whole lotta “eh”.

  13. Kay says:

    @side-eye,I’m an African and believe me in Africa there are creepier things than a lake turning an animal to stone,although we don’t call it creepy we call it “juju”.

  14. teri says:

    She always seems out of it, maybe drugs? Poor guy just needs to stay away from this trash.

  15. LilyT says:

    Lord, I’m glad I stopped my party days before the booze face set in. Although, those on off relationships really put your heart through the ringer.. I’m dealing with it right now… With pie, lots of pie.

  16. kibbles says:

    What man in his right mind would date Chelsea Handler? She is an ugly person inside and out. If she can get a good-looking millionaire to have a long-term relationship with her, then I have a chance too. The only problem is getting into those social circles to meet a millionaire! She must do some freaky stuff in bed to hypnotize this man in returning to her again and again.

  17. Aud says:

    There are two things I know about Andre Balasz.
    He owns hotels and he is the Simon Cowell of hospitality [unable to commit to women]

  18. homegrrrrl says:

    Didn’t balsazs date courtney love? Guess he has a “type”….boozy party blondes…d list…

  19. jwoolman says:

    Losing 50 lbs in 6 months is normal. That’s less than ten pounds a month. Figuring 4.5 weeks per month x 6 months = 27 weeks and 50/27 means 1.85 pounds per week. That’s a very easy weight loss rate, not a crash diet and not a sign of drug use. Snooki would just need to get more exercise and eat a reasonable amount less for that. 1-2 lbs per week are typical recommendations unless you are already close to your proper weight. Heavier people can safely lose more than 2 lbs per week.

  20. Meanchick says:

    38? Dayum! City miles, right?

  21. Kosmos says:

    Didn’t Uma Thurmann become pregnant with his child? That wasn’t so long ago, was it? I mean, what happens in these relationships, or non-relationships? I guess that one is over, but I just saw a photo of them on a yacht and now he’s already been with and broken up with Handler. Okay, next !!

  22. Kosmos says:

    My mistake about Uma….it is Arpad Busson whose baby she had, a baby girl. She and Balazs did have a relationship, but that was years ago. Balazs looks like he wants to remain a world class playboy for now, nothing more. I guess women will still flock to him all because of money and power, and he will have a feeding frenzy for the rest of his life.

  23. kibbles says:

    I think they will kill off Sideshow Bob on The Simpsons.

  24. lisa2 says:

    Her outside face looks like her inside soul.

    Not surprising at all

  25. Ari says:

    The cocaine comment regarding Snookie is just really unnecessary lol…She said she quit drinking. She grew up. She has a kid. She was that size in high school so its not unheard of to get back to your size as she is still young. I dont particularly like her but love that she lost that weight – it was mainly baby weight and alcohol bloat anyway.

  26. evie rose says:

    I bet she’s a handful! But they really do make a sexy couple. .