Tommy Hiddleston called up his BFF Chrissy Hemsworth last night. “Hey, Chrissy, what are you gonna wear tonight?” Hiddles asked. “Velvet, girl. I’m gonna wear velvet,” Chrissy told his BFF, so proud of the burgundy vesty that his wife picked out. Tommy started to cry. Chrissy could hear the muffled sobs. “What’s wrong, baby doll?” he asked Hiddles. “I… I… I always wear velvet! If we both wear velvet, then people will say we’re twinsies!” Tommy cried. “It’s okay, sweetheart,” Chrissy told him. “We’ll figure it out.”
And that’s how we got these photos of last night’s London premiere of Thor 2: The Dark Loki. Chris got to wear the velvet last night and Tommy had to go without. *muffled sob* To be fair to Tommy, I think his tuxedo is much snazzier than Chris’s dated-looking suit. But I can feel Tommy’s velvet angst for here. Let it go, Tommy. Other men get to wear velvet too.
By the way, when Chris was (begrudgingly) doing press this week for The Dark Loki, he was asked about more Thor sequels and Avengers sequels, and he admitted something interesting: “I’ve got three left in my contract – from here on, I have two more Avengers and one more Thor and if people wanted to see more, I’d be happy to keep going. I love these stories and I love this character. The opportunity has opened up everything for me.” Oh, I get it. THIS is why Chris is so grumpy about promoting Thor 2. It’s because he’s still kind of pissed that he has three more movies left on his contract. I bet he can’t renegotiate his paycheck. Huh… I wonder if Tom has additional movies left on his contract too?
And of course, I’m including photos of Idris Elba (who didn’t take off his sunglasses at night, because even though he’s hot, he’s also a mess) and Christopher Eccleston, who plays the bad guy in Thor. Christopher is kind of dirty/grumpy hot, right?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.