Enquirer: Gwyneth Paltrow hates, is jealous of ‘dirty, unpleasant, unkempt’ Pink

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Has anyone else noticed that Gwyneth Paltrow tends to jettison friends very quickly? Goop is like the mafia of elite, fat-shaming, anti-peasant bitches. When Gwyneth is “over” someone, they are dead to her. I just got this image in my head: Gwyneth as Michael Corleone, laying a big kiss on Beyonce-as-Fredo… “I know it was you, Beyonce. YOU BROKE MY HEART.” Anyway, it seems that when Gwyneth was working on Thanks For Sharing, she befriended a young woman who goes by “Pink” (Goop called her by her proper name, I’m sure: Alecia Beth Moore). Dame Goop decided to teach this young peasant-y “pop star” a thing or two about the world of “acting”. Pink was receptive at first, and all was well in the Goopdom. Except that when the film came out, everyone talked about how Pink made a stunning acting debut and no one mentioned how Dame Gwyneth is always perfect. This upset the Goopdom. So the Goop fought back:

PINK thought she’d found a new BFF in Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow – but when the big-screen newcomer got better reviews in their new movie, Gwyneth promptly pulled the plug on their budding friendship!

Now, insiders say, Gwyneth, 41, is trashing the 34-year-old rocker around TinselTown, and Pink is thumbing her nose at the “Shakespeare in Love” star.

“It started out fine,” an insider told The ENQUIRER. “But now Pink and Gwyneth aren’t getting along.”

Pink made her big-screen debut playing a sex addict in “Thanks for Sharing,” a comedy about sex addiction which also stars Gwyneth, Tim Robbins, Josh Gad and Mark Ruffalo.

“Pink had no illusions about being an actress when she showed up on the first day of shooting,” the source said. “She knew she was working with seasoned pros and even joked that she just didn’t want to get in their way.”

Gwyneth took Pink under her wing and, according to the source, the two “really bonded.”

They stayed in contact after production wrapped, but Gwyneth began ignoring the singer’s calls and texts after reviewers singled out Pink as the movie’s standout. Things went downhill from there.

“It was obvious Gwyneth was jealous,” said the source. “She started telling people, ‘Why would I ever want to work with that dirty girl again? She’s so unpleasant and unkempt, I don’t even like being around her.’”

Pink was hurt when word got back to her, but the feisty rocker could get the last laugh.

“She’s going to write a song about a phony friend with two faces,” the source revealed. “And she’s using Gwyneth for inspiration.”

[From The National Enquirer]

“Why would I ever want to work with that dirty girl again? She’s so unpleasant and unkempt, I don’t even like being around her.” Part of me thinks that Gwyneth would never shade like that, that her attack would be more subtle. Another part of me thinks that Gwyneth is exactly like this, especially since I can hear Gwyneth’s nasal, annoying voice saying those words in my head. Anyway, Gwyneth has bigger problems these days (like damage control on the Vanity Fair story), so let’s not waste too much energy defending Pink. Pink can take care of herself. And if Pink wants to take Goop down a peg, that’s how it’s going to happen.

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  1. Monkey Towz says:

    Would very much enjoy a Celebrity Deathmatch between these two.

  2. aims says:

    Pink can definitely hold her own. In fact, Goop should be peeing her pants right now. Vanity Fair and Pink. Karma is going after that bitch.

  3. Kaye says:

    Gwyneth will get hers, and a massive wave of schadenfreude will spread over the blogosphere.

  4. jess says:

    Gwyneth needs to do something with her hair. She’s the only female celebrity that keeps the same boring look.

    • Rachel says:

      Jennifer Aniston hasn’t sported a new hairstyle in more years than I can remember.

    • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

      With both Goop and Jennifer–I think it’s just because they don’t do anything different with their hair in films too. Goop always has a stupid center part in her hair–I think maybe a few times she had it curly, but all the pics I’ve seen of her recently and from the 90′s has her wearing the same hairstyle–either long or short.

      And Jennifer’s hair is always the same in her films and life—what’s notable about her next film, the Squirrels to nuts (I think??) one, is that she wears a short curled wig–which I think looks really good on her.

      She looked really good with that bob that she had during the promotion of Just Go With It–don’t get why she didn’t keep it.

    • janie says:

      Clearly she likes her bleached hair as is? Stringy and over processed… I wouldn’t throw stones Gwenny when you live in a glass house that’s getting ready to explode.

  5. Dawn says:

    Sorry Gwennie, you don’t stand a chance in this throw down. Pink is wonderful and more people love her. So just put your out-dated head down Gwennie and walk away.

  6. Wrachul says:

    ” Pink can take care of herself. And if Pink wants to take Goop down a peg, that’s how it’s going to happen.”

    THIS. Pink is amazing. That is all.

  7. paola says:

    I’m sure i’ll say this on behalf of almost the whole world population: nobody messes with Pink and if Goop is so stupid to do so she won’t be coming out of this looking nice.
    Plus if Pink has never acted before and she was much better than Goop it says a lot about Goop’s acting skills.

  8. antisocial says:

    Bitch step away from the rockstar. You equate class with pretentious snobbery that’s purchased, while Pink is quite simply the living, brilliantly vivid embodiment of class AND talent AND authenticity. I can’t wait until Pink effortlessly knocks Goops elitist over-processed hai- I mean personality, on her ass. And Pink will do it by breathing, proving by doing, no punches thrown (although that is a fight Id pay to see!!)

  9. Kate says:

    No one’s been ‘raving’ about Pink’s performance, the reviewers that actually talked about her role have just made a point of saying she doesn’t embarrass herself, that she handles the role fine, that it’s more of a Justin Timberlake in the Social Network situation than a Britney in Crossroads situation. She’s perfectly adequate. It’s not like she’s soaking up a ton of glory while Gwyneth got pushed aside, lot’s of people didn’t even realise Pink was in the film.

    So for that reason I doubt this is at all true.

    Most of Gwyneth’s friends are as successful or more successful than her. She doesn’t dump people when they’re on top, she dumps them when they’re on the way down. She got rid of Madonna just before she started to get really embarrassing, she got rid of Winona before she nose-dived…if Pink was a revelation in this film Gwyneth would be sucking up not sulking.

  10. Quinn Parker says:

    I can’t imagine Pink would like Goop to begin with…please!

  11. bondbabe says:

    Gee Gwyn, doesn’t it suck when you’re only good at ONE thing, and peasants are multi-talented?

  12. DB says:

    Don’t mess with Pink. That woman is tough and talented beyond anything, she’ll take you down with a side eye, Goop.

  13. Kas says:

    IIRC, Pink has never been accused of stinking up an entire classy affair , that was GOOP and her, “I’m to good for deoderant, PEASANTS”.

    Careful who you call dirty.

  14. RN says:

    It’s a battle over the overly-sharpened hip bones.

  15. Penelope says:

    Goop’s gonna get her ass kicked if this is true. Please be true!!

    LOVE PINK!!

  16. CeltLady says:

    Pink is too good for that haughty, fake biotch. No way do I believe that Pink would stoop so low as to be friends with Goop. My girl Pink is too real and down to earth to waste her time on that pretentious, boring person.

  17. Nell Graham says:

    Seriously Goop?! Pink has more talent than you in her little finger. And she strikes me as an intelligent woman to boot.

    I’m now Goop-intolerant. Severe nausea and eye-rolling at the mere mention of Goop are classic symptoms.

  18. Tapioca says:

    P!nk was in a late noughties horror movie s***fest called Catacombs with Audio Science Clayton’s mum, so I don’t think this is her big-screen debut.

    Unless it went straight to video, obvs…

  19. mar says:

    Pink is one of the coolest starts out there. I am glad she does not like GOOPY

  20. bangarang says:

    I love Pink, she’s hard working, like she actually fixed her relationship with Cary, she does acrobatics in ger preformances,she seems like a really strong person, and non famewhoreish.

    Team Pink

  21. kenyan247 says:

    hahahaha,Pink is the Eminem of pop music.u dont pick fights with these people!

  22. nj says:

    In her mind Gwyneth wishes she can act and sing like Pink and be so cool

  23. Jaana says:

    I read a blind item about a singer and actress feuding, a lot of people were guessing Pink and Goop. Guess its true.

  24. Crabcake says:

    I dont think Pink needs help to figure out how to act and I really dont think Gwenyth is that much of a cow.

  25. Maggie says:

    Team Pink :)

    Remember, Ms Paltry,er Paltrow, if you don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all. Also, it costs nothing to be nice.

    Btw, Pink was perfection at the premiere, every detail was amazing-dress, hair, makeup…everything.

  26. nicegirl says:

    I bet Chris Martin fantasizes about girls like Pink

  27. judyjudy says:

    Team Gwyneth.

    Ha ha ha ha. Just kidding.

  28. Leila in Wunderland says:

    “Why would I ever want to work with that dirty girl again? She’s so unpleasant and unkempt…” That’s hilariously snobby. I wonder if the story is true.

  29. IceQueen says:

    I can’t wait for the song :D It’s gonna stay on the top of the charts for a year, hahahaha

  30. Naomi says:

    I have always liked Pink. She moved me tremendously when she and her husband experienced difficulties and appeared on the verge of ending their relationship and worked through to the other side. It took time as I recall. I don’t recall the whys, but it struck a chord that two high profile and talented in each of their arts genuinely put the work in on their relationship. Their child seems so happy and loved and they seem to be a very happy family.

  31. Square Bologna says:

    Pink looks clean and well-kempt, and that red lipstick is harsh and aging on Goop’s non-lips.

  32. Miss M says:

    if this story is really true, Goop is out of my fave douchette’s list… Nobody messes with Pink! :)

  33. Dorothy says:

    This is the biggest reason I and my friends have loathed Gwyneth for so long so much. This is totally her MO. She does it to everyone, I think I said here she did it with Faith Hill, Scarlett Johanson and countless others (and not just Winona)and it is sickening and cruel the way she gets in their heads and makes them insecure!
    Know nothing about Pink but she is so talented, her music I have loved for years, so sure she can do anything she wants. Didn’t see movie cause GOOP factor, can’t even stand my former beloved Coldplay either. Tons of people I know have just boycotted her..BTW, Beyonce dumped her months ago, any contact with her now just for Chris and Jay Z and Bey has class to be publicly gracious. AND Chris and Beyonce both agreed with Jay Z on the Vanity Fair he’s in/on in spite of Princess Paltrow’s proclamation against VF – gotta laugh! So love out to Pink! Gwenyie…sorry but not any for you, from about anyone anymore either.

  34. Carolyn says:

    Pink 1 Goop 0. The ads for this movie are just appearing in Australia…it’s all about Pink and the others actors. No mention of Goop. If there was I missed it.

    Poor Goop. She’s becoming irrelevant.

  35. loma says:

    This is an easy story to believe. Pink is frickin awesome. She’s authentic, intelligent, and talented. Gwyneth has reason to be jealous. Better people would be gracious, but Goopy being who she is & egos being what they are, jealousy is the only way to go for her.

    I will see this movie for Pink.

  36. Moi says:

    Goopy is in need of a good old high school beat down and Pink is just the one to serve it up. :)

  37. tricklady says:

    Pink looks stunning in the photos above! That dress is sooooooo cool!

  38. bobbiesue says:

    Pink has more substance, charisma, charm and talent in her left pinky then GOOP could ever hope to have in a lifetime. She wasn’t born with a silver spoon in her mouth and NEPOTISM didn’t get her where she is today in her career. Taking knocks and persevering did.

    Every story about GP makes you despise her more than the last. I knew a girl like her once. I believe she’s like this because I know “commoners” who behave like this who have 1/1000 of the money and clout. Mean, entitled girls just exist.

    Lucky for Pink there are lots of quality actors and artists who’d be happy to treat her with respect and decency.

  39. Jana Goodwin says:

    Unclean and unkempt??? Who is this fool talking about~Britney Spears? Because P!nk is a Covergirl, a rockstar and a damn good actress…take that Goop!

  40. Kit says:

    I really have no opinion about either Pink or Paltrow’s character, and whether this story is true or a load of horsesh*t. However, I just had to say that Gwyneth looks freaking beautiful in these shots, IMO (Pink does too, of course). I’ve never paid much attention to her, but damn… seriously.