Jan 27
'09
“Evan Rachel Wood and Mickey Rourke again” morning links

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- Evan Rachel Wood and Mickey Rourke got a room together after the SAG Awards [D-Listed]
- Geri Halliwell is engaged again after a whole month of dating Radar Online]
- Beyonce’s wig sets of metal detector at the airport [Cityrag
- Ben Affleck picks up Violet at preschool [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Amelle Berrabah of Sugababes: Bikini Pics [Bastardly]
- [The YBF]
- [ParentDish]
- Paris Hilton’s Slutty Outfit to the Opera [Hollywood Rag]
- Lindsay Lohan cutting, dieting. I hope these pictures are photoshopped [The Blemish]
- Valerie Bertinelli on keeping the weight off (link leads to video) [The Insider]
- Russell Brand claims he has sex with 80 women a month. Ewww. [Agent Bedhead]
- Are Samantha Who and Ugly Betty in trouble? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Woman in California has octuplets! [Evil Beet]
- Tiki Barber has crotch painted by children [Best Week Ever]
- Singer Bonnie Tyler looks so freaky [PopBytes]
- Barack Obama reaches out to Muslim world in first TV interview [Bild]

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- Kirsten Dunst looks so pretty here [Evil Beet]
- Mila Kunis without makeup [Celebslam]
- The awful cover letter all of Wall St. is mocking [Gawker]

21 Responses to ““Evan Rachel Wood and Mickey Rourke again” morning links”

  1. Lydia says:

    WTF? This chick Evan has some serious issues. Why can’t she date someone human looking? How can someone sleep with freaks like Marilyn Manson and Mickey Rourke? They’re gross. She should get some therapy. Because, dating these people means serious sexual perversion!

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  2. Baholicious says:

    Perhaps she is one of those very rare individuals who can see past a person’s external appearance to what is inside.

    That’s an extremely good quality to have.

    On the other hand, to deliberately seek out people who don’t fit conventional norms of attractiveness is fetishizing an individual which is an extremely unhealthy and narcissistic: they always have to look “better” than another – their beauty is proportionally magnified by the ‘ugliness’ of their partner. The other person becomes an ‘accessory’ to enhance their beauty.

    There are some women who do it all the time by socializing with girlfriends who they consider to be less attractive than themselves. However, that’s a sexual competition-driven thing. The narcissistic example I provided points to the naked devaluation and dehumanization of a partner in order to achieve or fufill one’s own notion of self-beauty.

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  3. abbizmal says:

    This chick does have odd taste in men, although Mickey Rourke wouldn’t look half bad if he hadn’t had all that surgery. She seems to have daddy issues.

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  4. Baholicious says:

    And just to say again too, most of his plastic surgery is reconstructive work from his acting time-out in boxing. I give him huge props because he’s a helluva actor, he really is.

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  5. Trillion says:

    Whaddya bet her favorite fairy tale growing up was “Beauty and the Beast”.

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  6. geronimo says:

    Jeez. Can she not just like him because he’s an interesting guy with an interesting story to tell? And because he’s intelligent and funny. And a good actor. Beauty, eye, beholder etc.

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  7. barneslr says:

    OMG that pic of Bonnie Tyler is SCARY! She should be the one dating Mickey Rourke…perhaps they can get a group discount on plastic surgery.

    What a horrible thing she has done to her face…wow.

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  8. rules says:

    Ok, I find it hard to believe that 80 women per month are willing to do Russell Brand, he must pay them, and that doesnt count.
    OMG, Bonnie Tyler, at first I thought the pic of her was of a wax figure, but its not…its really her…..

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  9. GimmeABreak says:

    @Baho: what’s your hourly rate? I need to talk some things out :O)

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  10. Baholicious says:

    GimmeABreak: LOL! No charge…it spoils “the gift” as they say ;-)

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  11. Lydia says:

    Yeah, right. Interesting guy, interesting story…I think it’s funny. Well, not many guys, Mickey included, would like a woman with freakish looks just because she’s “interesting”. He looks scary. And, he’s actually pretty fucked up as a person, just like Marilyn Manson. He spent the last 10, 15 destroying his life and career, with drugs and bizarre behaviour. The girl is just plain crazy to involve herself with this kind of person. She has plenty of conditions to find interesting, intelligent and funny guys with human looks. I’m not saying gorgeous looking guys. I’m saying human looking guys, after all.

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  12. doodahs says:

    Re ERW. There was a blind item (reportedly about her and then boyfriend Edward Norton) on Page Six a few years ago that she liked to be hit in the face during, ummm, climax. She was 18 at the time…

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  13. Sauronsarmy says:

    geronimo: I don’t know if you were being sarcastic or not but I agree with you.

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  14. vdantev says:

    Whaddya bet her favorite fairy tale growing up was “Beauty and the Beast”.

    Yeah but if anyone else calls her Beast, I’ll rip their lungs out.

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  15. meow mix says:

    Its RECONSTRUCTIVE surgery for the gazillionth time.
    I’m guessing that if he had been in a horrible car crash or was a burn victim that the comments about his looks would be slightly more veiled.

    He is a huge animal lover and activist. Makes him way more attractive as a human being… unlike John Mayer the dog hater. Give me Mickey Rourke over that douche bag anytime.

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  16. geronimo says:

    @Sauronsarmy – 100% sarcasm-free.

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  17. Ned says:

    Some girls would do anything to advance their career.

    After she proved she would even go with Marilyn Manson, then there is no lowere than that, is there?

    I think there is a profession of women who use their body and bodily functions for commercial and publicity purposes.

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  18. orion70 says:

    given that she recently played his DAUGHTER in a film…that increases the ick factor in this story by heaps.

    however, given that he once called Tom Cruise a c*nt for his post-partum depression comments….i’d probably love him a little too :D

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  19. Keekee says:

    I read a while back that Rourke was in a bad car crash that really messed up his face. I like him, he’s quirky.

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  20. Keekee says:

    And this has to be the funniest link header of them all:

    “Beyonce’s wig sets of metal detector at the airport….”

    WTH?!

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  21. stevie says:

    at sag she looked like laura linney trying to do an impression of rita hayworth..he looks like a pimp…next he’ll be cruising elementary schools for action once this runs its course! ewwwww!

    two people desperate for fame, thinking everyone will be wowed by how avante-garde they are…embarrassing.

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