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Guys have a lot of pressure put upon them. At least in terms of being “manly.” So you can’t blame them when they lie to cover up their insecurities and all-out fears. Thus is the case with Justin Timberlake, who recently claimed he was not afraid of Madonna when he met her. Clearly the guy is lying to protect his ego. Because I can’t imagine any man who wouldn’t fear for his life – and his balls – in her presence. I’m trying to think of the worst movie villain ever… nope, I can’t come up with one that wouldn’t be petrified of Madge. Not buying it Justin.
Justin has already won six Grammy’s, and is nominated this year for “Best Pop Collaboration with Vocals” for his performance on Madonna’s hit “4 Minutes featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland.”
Of his burly co-collaborator, Justin says they share “a musical kinship.”
“We have a crazy chemistry in the studio. [We're] like two painters. Somebody slaps a color on a canvas and the other one starts working with it,” he says.
Even though he’s a big star in his own right, working with Madonna must have been scary, right? JT says he was humbled to be working with the queen of pop, but that “she’s short, so I wasn’t afraid at all.”
[From OK! magazine]
Pish, I don’t believe it. Though I do like that OK! referred to Madonna as “burly.” In my home we refer to her as “probably has a penis tucked away somewhere,” but burly will do.
Justin was being interviewed for a special Katie Couric is doing for the Grammys. He explained to her how he talked Beyonce into letting him parody “Single Ladies,” on Saturday Night Live.
One visit to Beyonce’s dressing room was all it took for Justin Timberlake to ease her concerns about a “Saturday Night Live” skit featuring the two of them.
When Beyonce told him she was having second thoughts about a sketch where Timberlake was to “audition” for a video, he showed up at her dressing room in a robe covering a leotard. He dropped the robe and stood there, staring into space.
Beyonce’s reply: “I can’t look anywhere but your face right now,” Timberlake told CBS’ Katie Couric in an interview for next week’s pre-Grammy special.
[From Starpulse]
I did wonder how someone talked Beyonce into making fun of herself on live national T.V. She just doesn’t seem the sort. As Timberlake pointed out, the skit was funny for a lot of reasons, but mostly because, “‘Put a grown man in a leotard and that’s just already funny… [After that] we couldn’t go anywhere but up.’” And the fact that they actually did a decent job with the dance routine didn’t hurt either.
If nothing else, Justin Timberlake certainly knows how to take on some divas without being visibly nervous. But Madonna could bench press him without thinking twice about it. Gentlemen, don’t tell me that isn’t frightening.

Written by JayBird
Posted in Beyonce, Diva, Justin Timberlake, Madonna


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Not even Ursula or Maleficent?? I think they could take her. hehe
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When 2 massive egos collide.
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^^
Think of who Ursula and Maleficent tormented, Briar Rose and Ariel–weak. Madonna would take that spinning wheel and shove it where the sun doesn’t shine.
I think for villains going up against Madonna, we can throw anything Disney right out. Maybe start with Jason, or Freddie– or, what’s the dude’s name on saw?
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Hmmm.
Jigsaw? That sounds right.
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Yeah, what a load of bs! He was shimmying to Borderline in his diapers..there is NO WAY he wasn’t terrified of Tsunami Madonna. Sorry kid but you were and we know it.
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I can believe him. People who have enormous egos are less apt to be shaken by the prospect of meeting other people with enormous egos.
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I love when Justin is on SNL,he is very good and soo funny.
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After looking at the 2 of them in those photos I’m not sure why anyone would want to meet either of them.
That’s what TRYING REALLY REALLY HARD to look cool looks like.
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ahaha! I’m sorry but the “like two painters” schpeel made me laugh out loud. Look at his face in that picture, his body is numbed by her presence.
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Just imagine this showdown: Xenu vs Madonna.
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Run for your life Justin before she sucks it out of you. Its how she survives and thinks she’s relevant, leeching off the youth and popularity of the younger pop stars.
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Justin’s ego is probably the biggest in showbiz.
The guy should thank his lucky star that some 14 years old girls are still willing to overlook his lack of any substance.
My, is he annoying or what.
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JUSTIN IS SO FUNNY ON SNL
come on
Dick in a box?
CLASSIC
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Why would anyone be afraid of Madonna? Well, I guess if I met her I’d be afraid those cheek implants would explode out of her face and splatter all over me. Justin comes across as full of himself so he would make a perfect Madonna hook up (like minds and all that) but I agree his SNL skits are hilarious!
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He is however still petrified of vaginas.
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May I add; or afraid of a vagina that is petrified…..
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