Is Kanye West banning Kim from any more ‘lipo, Botox & additional nose jobs’?


This ^^ is the kind of photo that actually makes me feel sorry for celebrities. How is that Kim Kardashian can manage cameras all up on her baby and if Alec Baldwin was in this position, he would be at DEFCON: Hate-Speech-Laced Rage Attack? Of course, Kim is “asking for it”. She survives because we like photos of baby North West. She also survives because we like to see whatever fashion monstrosity Kanye has made her wear. I’m pretty sure I have this coat, only mine isn’t so much a coat as it’s a really soft throw blanket from Target.

Anyway, as I’m sure you’ve noticed by now, Kim’s kat-face has barely taken a break since giving birth. Some of you even theorized that Kim get in for another nose job post-pregnancy, which… yeah, I could see that. I’ve always maintained that one of the reasons why Kim looks so weird and other-worldly (in a bad way) is because she’s compulsively lasered off all of her baby hairs on her hairline. Now the Daily Mail claims that Kanye West is trying to put his foot down about Kim’s plastic surgery, but the Mail goes off on a tangent about Kim’s electrolysis.

No Hollywood wedding would be complete without an extreme pre-nup in case of an unhappy ending. But while most pre-wedding contracts are drawn up to protect spouses in cases of wandering hands or financial misdemeanours, controlling Kanye West is said to have demanded a clause banning his wife-to-be from having any more surgery.

According to reports in this week’s Heat magazine the musician, whose mother died on the operating table, hit the roof when he saw messages between Kim and her surgeons discussing her next bout of body maintenance. And so the 36-yr-old demanded Kim refrain from ‘lipo, botox, another nose job.’

This will be a bitter pill to swallow for the 33-year-old reality star who has seemingly spent years perfecting her face. Fortunately one of the ways that Kim maintains her youthful looks doesn’t have anything to do with a doctor’s scalpel. Since she first hit the headlines in 2006 Kim’s face has changed dramatically and her rising hairline has been the source of constant speculation.

While some have hinted at a full hairline lift, a painful and expensive procedure that can leave scarring, most experts agree that Kim has used laser surgery on her forehead to remove hair and give her a new hairline. Surgeon Asim Shahmalak, hair loss expert on Channel 4 medical show Embarrassing Bodies, said that Kim Kardashian has almost certainly had the ‘baby hair’ from the front of her hairline removed.

He said this can be done temporarily by waxing or more permanently through laser removal.
Dr Shahmalak, from the Crown Clinic hair transplant centre in Manchester, agreed: ‘It is very likely that Kim Kardashian has had the baby hairs around hairline removed. This can be done by waxing – a similar procedure to how women remove hair from their legs or bikini line. But it is more likely that Kim has opted for laser surgery, a more permanent form of removal.’

He explained: ‘This kind of procedure around the hairline is much less common. Obviously some women – particularly celebrities – are very sensitive about their appearances and may feel hair growth in this area is a little unfeminine.’

[From The Mail]

There is no doubt in my mind that Kim has had electrolysis on most of her body – reportedly, she likes her body to be completely hairless. Now, I don’t consider electrolysis to be “plastic surgery” – there are no knives involved and you’re not changing the fundamentals of how you look. But can we agree that Kim’s laser hair removal is the least of Kanye’s potential worries? Lucifer’s Homegirl likes for all of her daughters to “recreate” themselves in her image. My biggest fear is that all of the Kardashian sisters are eventually going to go in for the “Full Kris Jenner” facelift and it’s going to be awful. But that’s just what Lucifer wants.



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  1. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    She looks, in the last picture, as though she has never held a baby before. Mouth breather.

    • springingforward says:

      Her face looks like a mask that sat too close to the fireplace…
      Baby North is just the latest accessory that Kim will trot out for photo ops.

      • Hakura says:

        …Which she will then proclaim herself ‘allergic to’, & give to Khloe & her drug addict husband. Or ‘accidentally’ leave in a Parisian closet to be raised properly by her Father & his “BFF”… Or leave in some high-end designer’s dressing room. After attempting to sell on ebay fails.

        Re: Awkward baby holding – It really reminds me of the way Beyonce held Blue for the longest time. Arms were SO out of place, (not supporting her weight), so it always looked like she was about to fall. (That, & trying to carry her with 5+inch stilettos.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Seriously. “Perfecting her face”?
      Try RUINING her face. I don’t know what she did with this last round of tweeking but this is the strangest and worst that I’ve ever seen her look.

      Also, I finally had the chance to see Kanye’s new video from yesterday’s posts. Couldn’t get through the whole thing–probably the worst sh*t I’ve ever see. Laughably bad video and god-awful song.

      I think those of us who have followed Kanye’s career have to admit that he’s fallen the f*ck off. I’d like to blame it on Kim but I honestly think Kanye just lost whatever creativity and inspiration he had when he was fresh on the hip hop scene..

      I could not unsee that garbage video.

      • Kiddo says:

        I was anticipating your comment on the video. Did you ever watch Mystery Science Theater, as a kid? I feel like the video was intended to be ridiculously bad to the point of becoming a cult classic of terribleness, where you could have active audience participation in ragging on it. Do you think that’s possible? It seems that some people genuinely liked it, so I leave open the possibility that I don’t ‘get it’. But yet, a part of me thinks Kanye was intentionally making Kim look like a tool. Thoughts?

      • doofus says:

        agree on the “ruining” of the face.

        the frontal pic of her pushing the stroller…her face looks like a real-doll. when I see pics of her from when she was friendly with Parasite Hilton, she looks so gorgeous.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        @Kiddo-I was thinking it was meant to be intentionally campy as well, maybe trying to poke fun at the public perception of Kim and Kanye’s relationship.
        It was obviously aiming for that low-budget aesthetic, but I’m not convinced that Kanye’s audience will pick up on the (possibly) satirical intention, so in that respect I can’t say that it’s successful in getting the message across.

        I wonder if he chose Nick Knight to direct both this and his “Black Skinhead” video because of Knight’s 1982 book “Skinhead.”

        Maybe I could have overlooked how cheesy the video was if I found the song bearable, but it was just bad on both fronts.
        Kanye’s flow is starting to sound like spoken word and it just doesn’t sound cohesive with the written content of his raps and the tonal quality of his voice.
        There are rappers like Ghostpoet who can make that style of rapping work for them, but not Kanye IMO.

      • littlestar says:

        Agreed. Kanye has some amazing songs. For comparison, listen to a song like “Love Lockdown” then listen to “Bound 2″. Like wtf. Night and day. Kanye really has lost it :( .

      • Nina W says:

        If that video was supposed to be satirical it missed the mark. It also missed the so-bad, it’s-good camp train. I will freely admit to be being rap-challenged and prone to bursting into flames in direct sunshine due to my complexion but even I can tell that is not an epic anthem that will be replayed endlessly by fans. I can’t get those four minutes back, I can’t un-see “photo-shop free” Kim and the “uh-huh baby” has somehow bored it’s way into my brain. It’s a big NO for me. Please pass the brain bleach.

      • LadidahBaby says:

        Yep, I agree about the song and the video–I’ve been a fan of a lot of Kanye’s stuff in the past (even though his public behavior often bothers me), and I have his new album, which is ambitious and in many ways pretty great. But this song – and the ridiculous video (no matter how he may have been striving for “camp,” which I sort of think is giving him more credit than his intentions deserve here) – both absolutely SUCK. They’re terrible, awful, laughable.

    • Naomi says:

      I thought it was just me. I’ve seen other pics and she does not look like a woman comfortable holding a baby.

    • m says:

      Probably because she never touches the kid unless there is a camera around. She looks so uncomfortable with her own child, it looks more like she is holding a strangers baby in the checkout line while they rummage through their purse for cupons.

    • MrsBPitt says:

      At least she holds the baby (for the camera)…I have never seen a pic of Kanye holding the baby…Of course, I may have missed it…are there pics of him holding the baby, Celebitches?

  2. Frida_K says:

    Just what she should be doing…teetering along uneven roadways in high heels, baby on her shoulder, and paps up in her face. So safe, so practical!

    Maybe she can get her people to contact Farrah’s …uh….parents (? Does she have a pimp?) and ask her for tips on baby eye brow grooming.

    Such lovely people, all of them.

  3. LadyMTL says:

    I don’t consider electrolysis to be plastic surgery at all, it’s just permanent hair removal…big deal. That said, Kim does need to lay off the tweaking for a while, her face is getting really freaky, almost like she’s one of those creepy Real Dolls or something like that.

  4. blue marie says:

    I have always wondered after the way Kanye lost his mom, why he would want to be with someone who has so much surgery, never made sense to me. I can see him having a problem with too many of these. I can believe that he’d ask her to lay off.

  5. Gine says:

    Is she trying to make sexy face at the cameras while carrying her child? Oh, Kimmy.

  6. bettyrose says:

    It must be like waking up to a stranger to keep seeing a new face on the person next to you.

  7. swack says:

    The baby looks like she is trying to get the cover off her head by pushing backwards (most babies don’t tolerate hats much less being totally covered) and Kim is trying to restrain her. If she doesn’t want pictures of the baby taken then leave her in the stroller until you get close enough to the car to put her in and use the car door to help conceal her (although why in the world you want to conceal your baby is beyond me!) . This is just another photo op to show what a good mommy Kim is.

  8. janie says:

    I understand how he must feel re: Plastic Surgery, but Kim is an adult. Does she have brain one in her head? Does she make any decisions on her own? Wow… Sounds like a marriage made in Hollywood. I’m sick of her cleavage in every thing she wears.

  9. Kiddo says:

    This is one of those scenarios where I have a difficult time determining which person is Dr. Frankenstein and which is the monster, metaphorically.

  10. TG says:

    Why would she laser off the baby hair from her hairline? I have never heard of that. I love the short flyaway hair on people. It always adds to their beauty IMO. The only person who should maybe laser their hair off their forehead is Teresa Guidice.

  11. Soccer mom says:

    She used to be so gorgeous. It’s too bad she changed her face so much and at such a young age. If she would stop now I think she would eventually be able to move her face again and look decent….nothing like she used to be but I doubt she stops and will only get worse. Her mom’s face looks weird but I guess to them this is the norm.

  12. Nicolette says:

    She just has this fem-bot, emotionless blank stare to her lately. Like the lights are on, but no one’s home.

  13. Lala says:

    There’s always been something about her appearance that’s changed that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. I mean the Botox and surgeries are apparent but there was always something else… And it is definitely her hairline! There’s actually a 2008 ep of KUWTK on E as we speak and she was practically in Theresa Guidice territory with that forehead (or lack thereof) but I think it contributed to her exotic look. My god she used to be so pretty and unique looking and has butchered every part of herself to look like a cookie cutter LA socialite

  14. Melissa says:

    If this is true, it will be so fun to see what her face looks like without all the help!!

  15. Cristina says:

    I love your comment about her coat “only mine isn’t so much a coat as it’s a really soft throw blanket from Target.” :) ) Those were my first thoughts when I saw these photos too.

  16. Masque says:

    Kim isn’t trying to look like Kris, she’s trying to look like Beyonce.

  17. chaine says:

    The left side of her face looks a little bit melty. It’s a shame what she has done to herself.

  18. lucy says:

    I don’t think Kanye has that much sense to restrict Kim from destroying herself.

    That said, I wish Kim would restrict flaunting her cleavage – it’s become so tiresome and boring and commonplace to see! Absolutely nothing special (though it should be.)

  19. I Want To Live In New York says:

    As much as I believe she made her own bed with those photographers getting so close and I have no sympathy for her when she deals with them on her own, she wanted them to keep her ‘career’ going, , I think they should back up when the baby is around.
    It annoyed me to no end on KUWTK when they would include shot of them saying things like ‘watch out for the paparazzi’ or ‘damn those guys are so close’. You wanted this kind of life, you actively sought it out, deal with it, but that baby, just back up a bit.

  20. Sisi says:

    slowly she’s starting to look like Gary Oldman in Hannibal. Wide open eyes, too tight pulled skin, mouth unable to close

  21. Dommy Dearest says:

    Plus, nothing will come between this woman and her plastic surgery. Nothing.

    Also, I would laser all of my body hair off if I had the resources to do it. I hate having body hair personally. So I won’t shame her for that. But the surgeries, shaming all the way. Allllllll the way. Don’t even feel a lick of sorry for her about the photographers. This is what she deserves.

  22. Sachi says:

    What is that outfit? Wearing a thick coat but your cleavage is exposed? So obvious.

    She really should stop with the plastic surgery. Her face doesn’t even look real anymore, all those bumps and contours that look like they were chiseled with an actual chisel.

    She might end up looking like Big Ang or Janice Dickinson’s ruined face.

  23. Reid05 says:

    “…maintains her youthful look…”???? Seriously? Does anyone thinks she looks younger than her actual age? If anything Botox- when used in excess- makes you look older!
    Also, why, why, would you need so much work done in your early 30′s? Ugh!

  24. shellybean says:

    Old news. She already said a long time ago that she did electrolysis on her hairline and everywhere else. She was pretty obsessed with it. Her legs look good in that last pic.

  25. Jaxx says:

    I don’t think the hairline changed her appearance. But she has done something recently to her nose and it has left way too much space between her nose and upper lip and throws the whole proportions of her face off. She has gone a step too far and really messed up her face.

  26. Mabs says:

    I just love the fact that Kanye feels he can tell people what to do. Besides, let her have all the surgery she wants; she’s her own worst nightmare and will give plenty of fodder.