Kim Kardashian posted this photo ^^ on Instagram Friday night. I think this might be her best selfie (selfie-plus!) ever. This is the photo we need to use as evidence whenever we start to feel like, “Poor Kim, she has to deal with Kanye ranting all day and all night about Nike and Walt Disney.” Because this selfie tells a different story. The story of a famewhore who poses in mirrors to show off her lack of underwear while her fiancé conserves his strength by merely making a bored bitchface. The Story of Kimye: The American Dream.
Anyway, you know how Kim fulfilled her lifelong dream by finally (!) starring in a real music video? In the music video for “Bound 2,” Kanye asked Kim to (basically) bang him on a motorcycle in front of the cheapest green screen ever and the whole thing was so hilariously stupid and cheap that James Franco and Seth Rogen probably spent more money on the spoof video, “Bound 3”. Well, it seems that this whole “Bound 2” mess is such a disaster that now Lucifer’s Homegirl is washing her hands of it. Right.
Kris Jenner went “ballistic” when she first saw daughter Kim Kardashian topless in Kanye West‘s new video, Britain’s Heat magazine is reporting. The Bound 2 video features West and Kardashian facing each other astride his motorcycle, sometimes simulating sex while he raps.
Kardashian is topless in the much-maligned video — brilliantly spoofed, shot for shot, by James Franco and Seth Rogen — but that’s not what reportedly has her momager upset.
“Kris went ballistic, telling her daughter this is worse than the 2007 leaked sex tape that Kim made with her ex-boyfriend Ray J, because that was meant to stay private while this was meant to go public,” a source told the magazine. “She’s saying that Kim’s destroyed all her credibility.”
There’s no full frontal nudity but Kim does show off lots of side boob and cleavage in the vid.
The magazine also quotes the source as saying Jenner thinks the video is “degrading” to Kim.
Hahahaha. Wait. HAHAHAHA. “She’s saying that Kim’s destroyed all her credibility.” Really, Lucifer’s Homegirl? ALL of her “credibility”? And it’s “degrading” to Kim, more so than Kim’s sex tape? In what world? Anyway, even though I’m loathe to give Lucifer’s Homegirl any credit, I don’t believe that she honestly thinks this. Kris went to The Mail to deny the story too, claiming that she’s always been proud of Kim and now of Kanye. You can read her denial here. Yeah, Kris too busy assimilating Kanye into the Kardashian Family. Soon, Yeezus. Soon you will be fully immersed into the Dark Side.
Kim also got into it with some person on Twitter who was harshly critiquing Kim for her lack of time with North. You can read Kim’s response here – basically, Kim says that just because she’s not tweeting and Instagram’ing North constantly doesn’t mean that she’s not spending any time with North.
I’m also including some photos of Kim and Yeezington out about in Miami over the weekend. They went shopping, apparently. Don’t even ask what Kim is wearing, I have no idea. It’s really unflattering, that’s all I’ve got.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Instagram.
Where is their BABY???
Kim had a rant saying the baby is with her 24/7. I can totally see that. North is probably hidden in the ruffles of that horrible dress.
Tucked away in the giant vulva on the front of her dress.
Dinah for the win! 😀
@mimifarrow-
Gramercy, Ma’am (blushing).
the same giant vulva that trapped kanye too, useful!
Is she trying to make back fat a trend?
@Dinah – That was almost *exactly* what I was going to say! When I saw the pics last night, it was the first thing that popped into my head “….She’s wearing a giant ‘front view’ of female genitalia…” (I couldn’t think of the right word ,I’m pretty sure ‘vulva’ is it. xD)
Same reaction here, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What?! More degraded than the video that made her famous? This woman is a piece of work ha ha ha ha ha.
If that dress is unflattering then has Kanye struck again? (Yes and possibly).
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah. More degrading than being peed on in your “private” sex tape? I beg to differ.
Degrading? Did I read that right? I guess taking a selfie in a public restroom to show she’s going commando is classy? They’re so desperate to be relevant since their brand & TV show has hit the skids… Aww, Karma! 🙂
This has been a banner week for Kim. First the ridiculous video, then the “vagina” dress, then the public bathroom “selfie” with Kanye in the background in his Star War’s PJ’s. It’ s been like watching a train wreck in slow motion. Painful to watch, but you can’t turn away. She’s making it too easy for us.
Her desperation and panic at become irrelevant is showing.
Star Wars? I see stars and a giant f’ing American Eagle, it’s epic and tasteless, gotta love the Americana. Don’t know how that fits into his Parisian haute couture though.
That dress looks like a labia.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *chokes* Isn’t this the same woman who got Kim to pose for Playboy?
Kanye looks like he’s wearing an Ed Hardy nightie. Fetching.
Oh, the irony!! This whole article – you have got to be kidding me! Like Kim or PMK ever had any credibility to start with? This is just too rich.
And the photos are just the icing on the cake.
Kanye really does look like he is wearing Ed Hardy.
@Ciru, perfect comment on ‘Ye’s nightie.
Her dress looks like a georgia o’keefe vagina
I thought I was the only one thinking that :))
Do they do anything besides go shopping?
Well she also makes paid public appearances and I hear he has a music career.
That outfit????!!!! *dies*. OMG! Riccardo and Kanye probably stay up late at night and draw ridiculous outfits for Riccardo to design in order to make Kim look at freaky as possible.
Lol@ Pimp Kris talking about degradation of her daughter after all but filming that sex tape for the Kardashian machine to get rolling.
Oh and the back fat is reminiscent of a trussed up ham.
I think there is probably some truth to your first paragraph, lol.
ITA! If Kanye is gay and I believe he is, there’s no way his fashion sense is this bad. He and Riccardo are trolling us and I love them for it.
Of course, because we all know that Kris Jenner is the quintessential arbiter of taste. /s
And if you look up “credible” in the dictionary, they have a picture of Kim. Saying she’s a size 4.
It just struck me; that thing on the halter top or whatever that is look like a v*gina.
She was dressing so well lately. Now she’s back to dresses and bustiers that show off her back fat.
Even if that video is hilarious, cheap and stupid on so many levels nothing is more degrading than getting peed on in an amateur sex tape for the sake of success.
Man, how do two people with boatloads of cash manage to look so damn trashy all the time?
That takes serious talent..
Well at least we have found a talent that Kim actually has.
They have so many resources. I truly don’t get it.
I actually thought she had a good style 90% of the time before Kanye became the man in charge of her wardrobe. Since Kanye she had look bad, then worse, terrible and finally ridicolous. I’d get rid of Knaye pronto, it’s so very obvious how his bf hates Kim so much to design horrible clothes for her to look just messy and laughable.
I disagree she has always had terrible taste in clothing and has always been poorly dressed because she refuses to wear clothes that are properly tailored for her figure. She consistently wears clothes that are too small or wrong for her body type. Money can’t buy good taste.
Degradation as a brand?
Did anyone ever think anyone other then the nanny would be raising the baby? I think we predicted that one as soon as the EPT stick had a plus sign on it.
Also, the video of her and Kanye is terrible. But in the grand scheme of Kim and the fact that she tries to squeeze her size six ass, cough cough, in the most ridiculous clothes, it’s fitting.
Hahahahah lucifer Homegirl would never say that cause this is the same woman that damned near applauded and promoted her daughter’s sex tape, milked it like a cow and propped up her entire family on the basis of her daughter having sad boring sex on camera with BLB( Brandi’s Little Brother), nevermind her pushiness about having her pose for playboy and basically naked anywhere they’d have her, so No I dont believe that, In Kardashian a naked video is called “Great Exposure”
+1000 on the boring sex comment. The few clips I saw years ago were yawn inducing. I doubt the girl knows how to work it in the bedroom.
She doesn’t seem like the sort of person who voices what she wants in any aspect of her life (PMK having made her so easy to control by making her feel incapable of making her own decisions), so I’m sure she’s the ‘do what she’s told & not get hers’ type in the bedroom, too. Kinda sad, really.
I thought the “uh- huh! Honey!” was an audio watermark until I saw Franco-Rogen parody. I didn’t know it was actually part of the song.
is she wearing an albino vagina?
(No offence to albinos)
Let us all remember that while she was pregnant she said she was so sick of people calling her fat she wanted to run through the streets naked post birth … So I guess dry humping her gay and pissy sperm donor was just as good.
Of course her priority in life is to get back at the people who called her “fat” by being naked in public. She is so sad, superficial and vapid.
Wtf is that last dress?
I think that Kanye couldn’t handle the criticism and Kim’s appearance when she was pregnant. That is why he distanced himself from her and largely ignored her; he disapproved. But now that she’s getting her shape back, they’re being photographed daily and he’s calling her the most beautiful woman of all time.
Bitch please! Don’t even know where to start with this load of BS. Kim would have to have credibility in order to lose it, pretending to have sex on a motorcycle is degrading, but getting urinated on in a sex tape is not, and this is the same sex tape that Kris is claiming was meant to be private. That tape probably has it’s own shrine somewhere in the Kardashian household, after all it has made them wealthy beyond their dreams. And that fug dress! Agree with comments above, it looks like a giant vagina plastered on her chest.
Omg. Her ass looks so lumpy in that white dress pict. (first dress pict.), is her filling shifting? Ew! :-!
Just read a quote somewhere of Kanye saying he WANTED the video to look cheesy – like Hunger Games. Sure, that makes sense.
WHY do people buy into him?
And WHY are bathroom selfies a thing?
And it is absolutely a labia dress. Perfect for her.
16 year olds post bathroom selfies not a new mom in her 30s! I can’t even imagine Snooki doing that! Geez and that vagina dress ugh!
Help please explain selfie in public bathroom Why?
Everything she does is degrading. She has to sell herself on a daily basis, sell her privacy, sell her relationships, hold stunt weddings, talk like a baby, take selfies. I’m not sure she does anything that isn’t degrading.
Omg the front of her dress is a vagina
Wtfffff
That selfie is hilarious. Kanye looks sullen and lost.
the kardashians should be used to being degraded by now.
The white dress is atrocious. WTF kind of design is that??? I think she looks good in the black dress, although I don’t get the deal with Kanye being all somber in the background.
I’m going to side with her regarding time spent with her daughter. We really don’t know, she’s right. Obviously she has nannies, that is part of the world she lives in, especially since she’s chosen to go on tour with Kanye. While we might choose to not leave our baby with a nanny every night, we also don’t have the same kind of life as she does. I don’t think it necessarily makes her a bad mother. She certainly doesn’t seem as hands on as her sister does with her kids, but then again she is way different than Kourtney. I never expected that Kim would embrace a life at home forever, like her sister. I mean, come on, this is Kim we’re talking about.
The fact that she makes some stupid public twitter war over it speaks to her guilt. If she was spending proper time with North she would have no need to jump on-line and squabble over it. I give her the benefit of the doubt and assume the child is well-cared for but she’ll never be a great Mom as long as her priority is bathroom selfies and public squabbling on Twitter.
You should post the kardashian christmas card ! Its better than bound 2.
Pretty sure this is bull. Lucifer’s home girl posted a still on her instagram and said that it was “kinda fabulous”.
They both probably thought that “selfie” was ART. That’s how delusional they are. Is that the sink he was referring to in Bound 2 lol ?
I did find it odd that North wasn’t in the newest Kardashian Christmas card, especially since Mason and Penelope were in it. I guess it would have ruined Kim’s pose, with her breasts hanging out and all.
Destroy her credibility? What credibility? She has credibility?!
Isn’t that one of those Givenchy “Vag” (that’s what I called it)dresses from a couple of years ago? I distinctly remember Ashley Greene wearing one during Twilight promo.
Edit: Yep! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/23/article-2052625-0E807FA600000578-664_634x895.jpg
Nick Cannon was on Howard Stern awhile ago & was asked about the infamous tape as he was dating Kim when it “was leaked”. He said she first denied its existence But he knew Ray J who told him she lied. He broke up with her & basically said that Kris & Kim were behind the “leak”. I believe him as he has no reason to lie. SO to hear PMK say ANYTHING about this ridiculously bad video is hilarious.
Pot from Hell meet evil kettle
if i showed up at my mom’s house with my bf and he was dressed the way kanye is dressed in the first pic, she’d think I was snorting bath salts!
re Bathroom selfie: Looks like Spanx makes ugly dresses now! So tight it’s splitting at the sides.
re Vulva Dress: Halloween is over. And Kristen Schaal did it better.
http://defamer.gawker.com/you-can-buy-kristen-schaals-sexy-vagina-on-ebay-1453671868
Looks like the sack of potatoes in Kim’s posterior is trying to make a getaway.
ps. Nice back rolls. She chose the perfect attire to emphasize her errant bulges.
The only reason Kris is freaking out about this is because she isn’t getting a cut of it the way she did Kim’s sex tape.
She would not criticize (kayne) the video, she would not dare.
As for this white thing… I’m not being funny but the front ooks like a vagina…. Definitely not a good look!
I wonder if anyone, ever, has won an argument with Kanye. I would love to see it. Kanye is the ONLY person the Kardashian/Jenner clan wouldn’t dare speak back to or talk smack about. If him and Kim ever break up, you won’t hear a peep out of Kim’s family. They know better, and they know the mouth Kanye has.
Seriously, are holes in t-shirts a thing now? I have seen a lot of people doing it recently…jeez I just got rid of a bunch of my old t-shirts with holes in them lol.
Ok, the front panel of this dress looks like a vagina. I guess money can’t buy class
I’m gonna call bs on this story. We all know PMK directed, produced, styled, and did all the lighting and editing for Kim’s sex tape. After seeing the video and that god awful Xmas card, I’m convinced Kanye is intent on taking this family down.
Hell, no, she wasn’t mortified. She brokered the sex tape deal. She is the one that pushed Kim to do the Playboy when Kim was worried about that because she was trying to get the sex tape behind her and felt Playboy wouldn’t help that image, but good old Kris was totally pushing her to do it.
You don’t have any crediblity to start with if you make a sex tape which you peed on and got famous from it. Sorry. This was like her complaining sbout the paps ‘hounding her’ when everyone knows she probably calls them. The paps would rather wait and stalk real stars but they need money so why not take money from this urinated-famed loser?
And I don’t understand why these two are the daily news every single day. There are hundreds of stars out there who are better looking, more famous and actually do something productive. And I don’t beleive that Kim K. has all these ‘fans’ waiting for her. If she can set up a fake wedding, then I can believe she sets up all these so-called fans of her.
Hollywood and media, it’s a machine and they need to churn out stuff for people to look out, the K-Klan is part of that, it’s business.
The best part of this for me is that she seems to have decided to shoot herself from her “better” side and then switched the engagement ring to the “wrong”/left hand to show it off.
If I stood in a bathroom and took a picture of myself, my husband would make so much fun of me.
Taking “selfies” is so odd to me.
There is a second story about Kris NOT being upset about the video and whomever gave the interview gave wrong info. So who knows.
Re: Kris – Another site went even further, saying both Khloe & Kourtney were mad at Kim for it, too. No one with half a brain would believe ANY of it. We don’t call Kris ‘Pimp Momma’ for nothing.
Kanye’s pissed expression is likely because he hasn’t had any ‘alone time’ with his BF(F), what with Kim up his ass (I’m sure he’d rather it be Ricardo >_>) everywhere he goes, right now. But during the rare time they do, picture it: in front of a roaring fire, with the best wine, wearing Kanye’s oh-so-amazing ‘Hanes His Way’ ‘designs’, soft music playing in the background, & international tabloids by the handful laid out on the fur rug all turned to pics of Kim’s recent fashions.
Ricardo pulls out his sketchbook, & giggling ensues (that has nothing to do with how much they’ve had to drink). xD