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May 12
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Paris Hilton can’t remember the name of her own video game


Paris Hilton made an appearance at video game expo E3 in Los Angeles yesterday to promote her new tween-aimed cellphone game, “Paris Hilton’s Jewel Jam.”

She arrived a half hour late and called her game “Diamondquest” by mistake:

“Sorry I’m late,” the heiress said. “I’m really excited to have my new video game, ‘Diamondquest.’ Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game,” she said.

After Hilton arrived, men in business suits jockeyed for space with reporters and computer geeks as she sat at a table posing for photographers while signing autographs.

Her game, which can be played on a cell phone, will be available this summer. Video game maker Gameloft will produce a series of video games with Hilton.

While she was impeccably coiffed, she may have thought the geeks wouldn’t notice that she paired red shoes with a green dress.

A promo display for the game, shown inset, reveals more than intended with a video display peeking out of Paris’ crotch.

Paris’ latest boyfriend, newly recruited NFL player Matt Leinart, was seen emerging from her house Wednesday morning carrying his clothes from the night before. New love must have Paris so confused that’s she’s unable to match her clothes or remember important details.

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Endorsements, Paris Hilton

2 Responses to “Paris Hilton can’t remember the name of her own video game”

  1. Yeah I saw this story this morning here:

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,195211,00.html

    I still have yet to figure out how they let her loose on the floor and allowed her to TALK.

    When will she just go away?

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  2. People are really getting sick of her.

    My favorite part of this story is the display with the video monitor coming out of her crotch. It’s hysterical.

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