Is Lindsay Lohan being crack-hustled by some skeevy British model?

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Just FYI: this post contains the words “Crack Baby Shots” and it’s not even one of my typical Lohan jokes. These are photos of Lindsay from the weekend, where she was still partying her ass off in London, for no apparent reason. Seriously, even the tabloids who get paid to make up reasons why celebrities are seen in certain places are at a loss to explain why Lindsay has camped out in London and why she’s been going out to clubs every night. Here’s a reason: Just Because. Because she’s Lindsay Lohan. Because she’s a crackhead. The photos of Lindsay looking particularly cracked out in the white fur (stolen?) are from Sunday night, where she apparently went to Boujis. You know who else used to go to Boujis all the time? Prince William and then-Kate Middleton. Here’s more about the Cracken’s London Nights:

Lindsay Lohan may have only got our of rehab six months ago, but that definitely hasn’t stopped her hitting the town whilst she’s been in London and insiders have now told us that the actress partied til 3am AGAIN last night.

Insiders told EntertainmentWise that Lindsay arrived at celeb hotspot Boujis with a small group of friends, with the pals spending around £3,000 on Crack Baby shots and a Boujis B cocktail vessel.

The red headed star then left the nightclub in the early hours with two friends, a girl and a boy. They then got into an Aston Martin and allegedly headed home to Chelsea. However, despite the group reportedly drinking throughout the evening, Lindsay’s rep has since told us that the actress didn’t touch any alcohol.

Meanwhile, toyboy Christian Arno Williams, who Lindsay is said to be dating, was nowhere to be seen.

“Christian is a total cheeky chappy and has no fear,” a different source told The Mirror, regarding the pair’s alleged romance. “He caught Lindsay’s eye and just went in for the kill. He’s very good-looking and Lindsay loves the British accent. They spent loads of time together and got pretty close, quite quickly. Neither knows whether this will lead to anything or if it was merely a holiday romance but, at the moment, Christian is really happy and quite excited. He has only told a handful of people and is trying to be discreet, as is Lindsay.”

[From Entertaimentwise]

I love every part of this story. The Crack Baby Shots, the reports of Lindsay’s booze-soaked night in the VIP lounge, and every part of her “romance” with Christian Arno Williams. He’s 23 years old – which is a bit older than Lindsay has been going for recently. She’s usually going for the 18 and 19-year-olds these days, because they really don’t know any better. So this guy is 23, he’s a “model” and Lindsay is already “showering” her boy-toy with gifts, like a $30,000 Rolex (which she probably stole from a john). And he’s super-discreet too, you guys. That’s why we already know his name, his age, his job, where he went to college and how he feels about her. Because he’s discreet. It would be funny if Lindsay ended up getting crack-hustled by some skeevy model, just like she’s crack-hustled so many johns before.



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  1. Maddy says:

    He is pretty! But, Lohan’s still at the hazardous age of 27. God knows what’s going to happen to her if she keeps on like this!

  2. blue marie says:

    Ha, fingers crossed, please, please let this be true! (he is cute, however the crack sheen now coating his body takes him down several notches)

  3. Aussie girl says:

    I can’t stand it when she poses with her fingers in her mouth. Someone commented Yonks ago that she seems to do this when she is off her guts. And I agree.

  4. Lucy2 says:

    Her whole life is a crack hustle.

  5. Belle Epoch says:

    How can any guy go… THERE? She’s like a walking Petri dish. Ew!

    Fingers in mouth again. Like Britney’s pink wig.

  6. Stephanie says:

    The pic of her putting her face in the fur she has on is going to give me nightmares. Yikes. That’s the new ‘pink coat’ photo.

  7. Frida_K says:

    In the pictures here? Those are not the eyes of a sober individual (murmurs Captain Obvious, in scandalized tones).

  8. L says:

    Turn about is fair play. The crack hustler getting crack hustled.

  9. Nicolette says:

    If she gets crack-hustled as she has done to others, that’s karma baby.

  10. Sisi says:

    they spend loads of time together?!? lmao. She’s only been there for about a week.

    And no way that Lilo is being crack hustled, that’s almost as plausible as Beyonce being a bridesmaid. Always the crack hustler, never the crack hustlee.

  11. Patricia says:

    Maybe she’s staying in London to avoid her mother. After all that therapy it must have been addressed that her mother is a major problem in her life, it seems she has made some distance from her mother since she left rehab and that’s one positive thing.
    Too bad she can’t make distance from booze, nightclubs and random hookups. Too bad her finger can’t make distance from her mouth…

  12. Zigggy says:

    What’s a Crack Baby shot, and where can I get one? lol

  13. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    I hope he’s hustling her American-Hustle style, so that it turns out he’s really American and from Albuquerque. Maybe this is an FBI sting?

  14. Ruyana says:

    Every time I see that filthy finger in her mouth I gag. Obviously she thinks it’s a sexy pose because she does it often. But then, she is delusional after all.

  15. Bria says:

    As a recovering addict, it really bothers me the way people talk about Lindsay Lohan. Her entire life has been in the media and the people who should have supported her with love and shelter, have consistently taken advantage of her. So, it came as no surprise when her downward spiral began. As an addict the hardest part is getting help and although she only spent a month or so in rehab, she finally took the hardest step towards recovery. Fighting the demons of addiction will be a lifelong process, even if you’ve been sober for years. For Lohan, some of those demons are the people who should love and support her. We all fall a few steps backwards in recovery but, that is part of the process. And as addicts, we use the hated and negative feedback as an excuse to use again. You can give love, if you get love and It’s heartbreaking reading all these comments about her.

    • bluhare says:

      I’d be willing to bet that most posters here have expressed the same point as you, Bria, at one point or another. In fact, there were many people here who were cheering for her when it appeared that her latest rehab stint might have actually helped her. I’m in recovery too. And one thing I have learnt is you don’t cut using users slack. Because that keeps them using.

    • doofus says:

      The problem, Bria, is that she’s had 7 (that’s SEVEN) shots at rehab and has so far failed every single one. she’s had offers of help from numerous A-listers and she snubbed all of them.

      but, even if you can look past her addictions and her (feeble) attempts at getting clean and staying clean, she is an entitled, narcissistic, egotistical, self-involved, lying/thieving a-hole. she doesn’t really have any redeeming qualities for anyone to be able to look past her addictions. how many stories have we heard from other actors/actresses, producers, directors etc…who all talk about what a nightmare she is to work with?

  16. Kate says:

    I do hope that Lindsay gets it together. BUT, as any 12-stepper knows, if she has a problem with alcohol, she has no business partying until 3am in clubs with friends who are drinking. I don’t know if I believe her rep who says she isn’t drinking. Even if she isn’t (which I hope is true, for her sake), she shouldn’t be hanging in clubs around booze every night.

  17. Dreamyk says:

    One can only hope that he does. Repeatedly. Turnabout is fair play! Carry on, good sir :)

  18. Decloo says:

    LMAO at the term “Cheeky Chappy.” Could we please adopt this phrase here at Celebitchy? I can think of a number of famous men that cuold be described thus.

  19. Dragonlady sakura says:

    (Snickers) Not drinking, huh? Hilarious. As cute as this model is, any guy dating Lilo needs a rabies shot and a battery of other infectious disease tests.

  20. Shelley says:

    She would wear real fur. She just would. And 29blue, I hope you’re being well-paid to troll here and spew your pro-Lindsay nonsense.