Hot Guys of the Critics Choice Awards: who would you rather?

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CB made a list of all of the “Hot Guys” at the Critics Choice Awards so I wouldn’t have to go hunting around for who was there and who wasn’t, and she added KELLAN LUTZ to the list. I’m sorry to all of the Kellan Lutz fans who love some Kellan Lutz, but I refuse to include Kellan Lutz on the list. Again, I know that Kellan Lutz is probably a nice guy, but NO.

So, I’m including an interesting Dong Assortment from the Critics Choice. Of course we have the winners, which included Leonardo DiCaprio (Comedy Actor), Jared Leto (Supporting) and Forest Whitaker (the Joel Segel Award). Leo is looking pretty good these days, isn’t he? I mean, he’s not my type at all, but he’s thinned out and he’s figured out a good hairstyle/facial hair strategy. Plus, I think Jonah Hill was his date and Leo even said he loved Jonah on stage (this was the happiest moment of Jonah’s life). Jared Leto abandoned his man-chignon from the Globes too, so we got to see his glorious ombre hair – he pulls off ombre better than any woman I’ve seen.

There were also some interesting hot guy choices that we don’t see enough of, like Sam Rockwell and Jeremy Renner. You know I have a thing for both of those dudes, right? Sam Rockwell is sexy as hell to me, and so I’m a little bit depressed to see that he’s so enamored by his girlfriend Leslie Bibb. As for Jeremy – it kills me a little that no one is talking about his scene-stealing performance in American Hustle. For my money, Renner was THE BEST part of the film, and I think he deserves all of Bradley Cooper’s supporting-actor nominations.

Who else? I’m including photos of Chiwetel Ejiofor, Bradley Cooper, Ethan Hawke (I also have a thing about him and good God, he looked hot last night), Mark Wahlberg (he looked strung out), Seth Rogen, James Marsden (his suit was cray), Will Forte (blah), Pharrell Williams (HIS PANTS!!), Ian Somerhalder, Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles.

Out of this group, who would you rather? I’m doing a Dong Sampler Menu (ew) of Sam Rockwell, Ethan Hawke, Chiwetel and Jeremy Renner. Can you tell my type? Except for Chiwetel, I dig pale, unconventional dudes.

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  1. Helvetica says:

    I would rather Mark Wahlberg
    then Jeremy Renner
    then Pharrell (who has GREAT style and would probably be a fun date).

    • SonjaMarmeladova says:

      Pharrell does have great style, but man, am I not attracted to stylish men.
      Sam Rockwell it is.
      And Jonah i really cute and looks better heavier. And I find him likable in talk shows, too bad he comes across as a real prick in print interviews.

  2. Elisabeth says:

    Leo and Brad

    Jonah hill has a strangely shaped head

  3. bns says:

    Leo, of course! Then Pharrell and Sam Rockwell, but it’s scaring me how attracted I am to Jared Leto with this hairstyle.

  4. V4Real says:

    Still waiting for the hot guys Kaiser; just kidding.

    I love Sam Rockwell. I like Ian and Jared in a dirty naughty way. As one poster said, I feel weird lusting for Chiwetel but I’m going to anyways. I love Pharrell but I just can’t in that get-up. Dude you’re 40.

    On a differnt note at least The Critic Choice awards seemed a bit more organized than The GG. I don’t know if anyone has said this but did you notice how long it took the winners to actually make it to the stage. It was almost like they had to make their way through a maze just to get there. By time they started to give their acceptance speech time was up and the get the _uck off the stage music started playing. With all the preparation that goes into an event like that you would think they would have organized the seating a bit better. Robin Wright made a sprinters dash down the aisle just to get there. I couldn’t believe no one commented on how she ran to the stage in 6 inch heels and looked amazing doing it. She’s my hero.

  5. Kiddo says:

    Chiwetel Ejiofor is the only one who looks good here. All the other guys look, I don’t know, a little odd(?). Too much make-up or strange fashion, posing, expressions, or something I can’t put my finger on.

  6. chalkituptoluck says:

    Lol! these guys all are way too feminine! geez! where are the real men?

  7. LadySlippers says:

    I think the guys went for either: HOT or NOT. There seems to be no yeah…maybe… maybe…meh guys in your pics. I find that far more fascinating.

  8. Tapioca says:

    Jensen Ackles, hands down.

    Ugh, so many cheating douchebags and overblown egos in one post! Plus terrible facial hair, one orange emu and a racist thug….

  9. Shannon1972 says:

    I stopped thinking after Jared Leto. Those eyes – that man is other-worldly.

    As an aside, why is Rob Lowe’s pic in the mix? Lol…he has a (much younger) twin!

  10. Sandy says:

    Chiwetel for the win! And I’m usually team Renner! Now, if you had included Matt McConaughey, I’d be there.

  11. della says:

    While I absolutely support not classing Kellan Lutz as hot in any way, I liked the news about him supporting a dogshelter in Sofia. So I would classify him as delusional but well-meaning: http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/arts-culture/blogs/kellan-lutz-assists-bulgarian-animal-shelter-while-filming-hercules

    The thing about Jeremy Renner is, that I never find him attractive at all when I see him in photos, but that changes as soon as I see him in motion.

  12. Thunderthighs says:

    Uurrm, okay. Pharrell, WTH? I mean, No. Just no.

    Since my forever dong, Timothy Olyphant isn’t here, I guess I’d go with Chiwetel, Renner and weirdly enough, Jensen Ackles.
    Hihihi.

  13. klutzy_girl says:

    J2 look great (and Danneel’s dress was really pretty and I love it)!

    James Marsden also looks good.

  14. Mark says:

    ‘he’s not my type at all, but he’s thinned out’ He didn’t need to lose weight, he looked good when he was heavier…you know real man and all?

  15. Nev says:

    Pharell and Jared total stylers.

  16. Kt says:

    In going to go with Jordan Catalano!! I feel like Jared is a big douche but those gorgeous blue eyes are too much for me.

  17. Pebbles says:

    Men are so beautiful even in late 30s and forties but women start looking haggard old! :(
    This is so sad for elderly women !

  18. Mia4S says:

    I cannot wait until Jeremy Renner is done filming the movie he’s doing so that beard can go, otherwise oh yes!

    Leo just does nothing for me, nothing. Team Chiwetel and Matthew, or Bale or Bruce Dern for that matter!

    I was about to ask about all the CW randoms who got let in but then I saw what channel it was on. I get it now, explains the low budget production.

  19. Erinn says:

    Jared Padalecki is not aging that well. But then I look at Jensen Ackles and feel better.

  20. OriginallyBlue says:

    Ya, not feeling anyone on this list. :(

  21. Janie says:

    Jared. All day, every day. He wears long hair so well, a rarity. I just wanna yank it.

  22. Leah says:

    I can’t get over whoever said Leo looks like James Lipton from inside the actors studio. Not hot. The departed was on last night and its amazing how much of his looks he lost since that movie. He used to be hot. Jared is too girly for me and also kind of a douche.
    So it would have to be Chiwetel or Sam Rockwell who looks kind of good here.

  23. T.fanty says:

    I agree, re: Renner. I thought American Hustle was great, but not amazing. I think Bale’s performance was overshadowed by his hair, and they could have hired Lohan to do a better hot Queens trash than Lawrence. But Renner broke my heart. There was a lot of flashy acting in AH, and in the middle of all that, Renner walked away with the movie. He gave a sweetness and compassion that all of the ugly people missed, and was the film’s soul.

  24. Dana m says:

    Uhhhm. Well. I’ve always had a thing for Leo but I will have to pick Bradley Cooper as my first pick in this line up. BC looks so feline foxy. His eyes are dreamy. Then Leo second. I love the way he enunciates his words and he looks very dapper. And last but not least # 3, Jared Leto, he looks so sexy with his long hair. Makes me want to pull it back while we kiss passionately.

  25. Hubbahun says:

    ” For my money, Renner was THE BEST part of the film, and I think he deserves all of Bradley Cooper’s supporting-actor nominations.”

    Kaiser, I love you forever for saying this – he DID steal the film! He was the beating heart of American Hustle – I think it was down to the ‘powers that be’ who decided who would be up for noms – but my darling RenRen was robbed!

  26. Side-Eye says:

    Jared Leto, Ian Somerholder, and Jeremy Renner are all really unnatractive to me. The only one I’d really wink at is Rockwell or Fassbender if he’d been there.

  27. I Choose Me says:

    Chiwetel.

    Then Rockwell
    Renner
    Cooper (Yes I would. Go ahead and judge me) :)

  28. Reece says:

    Awww seeing Jonah’s proud face standing with his man warms my heart. :D

    Can I just hangout with Jared Leto and eat vegan food and do is hair? Although James Marsden suit is calling me and who knew double breasted Ian would be so interesting…

  29. MavenTheFirst says:

    Jared, Jensen and Sam, oh my! Thankyouthankyouthankyou!.

    I look at Leo’s face and all I see is smugness and debauchery. Ugh.

  30. Maritza says:

    The only one I think is truly handsome is Jared Leto, long hair and all.

  31. balehead2012 says:

    The only one who is interesting to me is Ethan Hawke, and not because of his looks, but because I loved the Before Sunset, Before Sunrise, Before Midnight films.
    That’s all I’ve got.
    Oh, and Jeremy Renner being the ‘best part of American Hustle’ … khm, I’m not even going to comment on that.

  32. ItSetsYou says:

    What strickes me as odd is that Jared Leto is only ONE YEAR YOUNGER than Ethan Hawke yet he looks decades better. WHY??

  33. St says:

    Mark Wahlberg looked kinda weird. Noticed it during ceremony. He lost so much weight. Specially when you’ll remember how big he and his muscles were in Pain and Gain. I think that I never saw him that thin. But he looks so much younger suddenly.

    Jared Padalecki is so much taller then Jensen Ackles. I knew that he is a little taller but it’s not that noticeable in Supernatural. Is Dean wearing lifts in tv show? I wonder now.

    Chiwetel Ejiofor needs to shave that beard. ASAP. It.s killing his hotness.

    Bradley Cooper surprisingly looks so not hot during awards season. He lost his hotness somewhere.

    James Marsden is not aging at all.

  34. shellybean says:

    I have always thought that Jared is just beautiful! And I have a thing for long hair, so yeah….Jared.

    And I know it’s sick and twisted but I will also always have a thing for Leo. I know, I know. He’s a cad. I can’t help it.

  35. jaye says:

    Jared Leto is sexy without the Jesus hair. Speaking of JL, there are rumors that he’s either dating Lupita N’yongo or is really smitten with her. I tried to link the pictures from the website NecoleBitchie.com, but I couldn’t. There are a LOT of pics of them together at awards shows.

  36. Amy says:

    Still can’t get over that Pharrell is 40… he doesn’t look a day older than 25!

  37. original kay says:

    Ethan Hawke for the win. ooh baby

  38. monique says:

    I would rather Ethan, Jeremy and Sam. At the same time ofcourse. Yeah, judge me !

    Not feeling Ian. Maybe it is because I hate everything related to VD.

  39. Sprink says:

    Love Pharrell’s talent. Clearly he’s headed to a clambake later in the evening…

  40. gabby says:

    Jared Leto looks like a sexy Jesus.

  41. Mazunte says:

    Jared Leto wins this list and most lists. Short, long hair, in hipster clothes, suits, whatever. He is absolutely gorgeous!
    I think he looks more beautiful now than in his Jordan Catalano years.