“Shia LaBeouf is meta-modernist performance art, according to Shia” links

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Shia LaBeouf is “meta-modernist performance art” according to Shia LaBeouf. There’s so much more to his crazy meltdown, seriously. [Bitten & Bound]
This story is really messed up. [Starcasm]
Kelly Brook was not wearing a bra at the NTV Awards. [Moe Jackson]
I thought Sophia Bush was Rachel McAdams in these photos. [IDLY]
Cara Delevingne is still a mess. [Wonderwall]
Kim Kardashian is trying to get into (Italian) Vogue now. [PopBytes]
Anne Hathaway knows we needed a Hathaway break. [Amy Grindhouse]
NFL cheerleaders need to unionize. [Jezebel]
Seriously, Rihanna’s vacations always look like the best time. [Bossip]
Adam Sandler asks Jay Leno a really awful question. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Come to Sochi and enjoy the world-famous double-toilet. [OMG Blog]
All of Britney Spears’ exes gain weight post-Brit. [Life & Style]
Chris Pine’s new film has been shelved. Huh. [The Loop]
Rachel Zoe steps out with her son Skylar. [ICYDK]

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  1. blue marie says:

    Is LaBeouf trying to out Franco Franco? (where is Franco?) No matter, he’s still an idiot.

  2. lunchcoma says:

    Oh, please. I don’t know if it’s mental health issues or a substance abuse problem, but I predict Shia will be announcing a trip to some sort of rehab within the year.

  3. Pia says:

    Here he is, the biggest douche in the universe, there’s no bigger douche than youuuu…. You’ve reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom, good goin douche- Your dreams have come truuuuue!

  4. Mia4S says:

    Shia, performance art yourself away for 5-10 years. Trust me, we will love it.

    I’m sure Patrick Wilson will be pleased to know Chris Pine is starring in his new movie! (Pine’s role is a cameo). I guess it’s a better story picking on the bigger name, but I happen to think Patrick Wilson is pretty great. Brushing him aside when Pine’s role is small seems like a deliberate fish for web hits. Looking forward to the movie, limited release or not.

  5. QQ says:

    Shia Is a Drunk Douchebag with mommy Issues, according to QQ

  6. LAK says:

    Will Kim K ever make it to Vogue?

    Watching her try is so entertaining.

  7. INeedANap says:

    I think Shia is using a thesaurus to say that he has been trolling us. Oh Shia — we still don’t care.

  8. judyjudy says:

    That office max story…awful.

  9. Kermit says:

    WHY has nobody mentioned that in addition to there being TWO TOILETS in there – the twitter post even points out the mirror. WHY THE HELL IS THERE A MIRROR RIGHT THERE ABOVE THE TOILET AT WAIST LEVEL??!?

  10. Jayna says:

    This is sad. I remember watching him in Disturbia thinking this kid really has something special on screen.

  11. Kiddo says:

    Shia LaBeouf is “meta-modernist performance art” according to Shia LaBeouf

    Yeah, but who said it first?

    • GreenTurtle says:

      Meta-modernist is gibberish, as are the rest of his statements. He just strung together a bunch of words that he thinks sound hip and/or artsy. The only reason I know that’s not plagiarism is because it’s too stupid for any other human to have written.

  12. DailyNightly says:

    He is the white Kanye.

  13. Kali says:

    Shia is the meta-douche. He is the alpha and the omega of douchiness.

  14. Madpoe says:

    This man’s sporting a dead creature on his face.

  15. TheCountess says:

    I bet a colony of bed bugs reside in that wad of facial hair.