Shia LaBeouf is “meta-modernist performance art” according to Shia LaBeouf. There’s so much more to his crazy meltdown, seriously. [Bitten & Bound]
This story is really messed up. [Starcasm]
Kelly Brook was not wearing a bra at the NTV Awards. [Moe Jackson]
I thought Sophia Bush was Rachel McAdams in these photos. [IDLY]
Cara Delevingne is still a mess. [Wonderwall]
Kim Kardashian is trying to get into (Italian) Vogue now. [PopBytes]
Anne Hathaway knows we needed a Hathaway break. [Amy Grindhouse]
NFL cheerleaders need to unionize. [Jezebel]
Seriously, Rihanna’s vacations always look like the best time. [Bossip]
Adam Sandler asks Jay Leno a really awful question. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Come to Sochi and enjoy the world-famous double-toilet. [OMG Blog]
All of Britney Spears’ exes gain weight post-Brit. [Life & Style]
Chris Pine’s new film has been shelved. Huh. [The Loop]
Rachel Zoe steps out with her son Skylar. [ICYDK]
Is LaBeouf trying to out Franco Franco? (where is Franco?) No matter, he’s still an idiot.
Oh, please. I don’t know if it’s mental health issues or a substance abuse problem, but I predict Shia will be announcing a trip to some sort of rehab within the year.
Kelly brook, omg
Here he is, the biggest douche in the universe, there’s no bigger douche than youuuu…. You’ve reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom, good goin douche- Your dreams have come truuuuue!
Shia, performance art yourself away for 5-10 years. Trust me, we will love it.
I’m sure Patrick Wilson will be pleased to know Chris Pine is starring in his new movie! (Pine’s role is a cameo). I guess it’s a better story picking on the bigger name, but I happen to think Patrick Wilson is pretty great. Brushing him aside when Pine’s role is small seems like a deliberate fish for web hits. Looking forward to the movie, limited release or not.
Shia Is a Drunk Douchebag with mommy Issues, according to QQ
I agree with QQ’s assessment (or I concur)
Nailed it QQ!
Will Kim K ever make it to Vogue?
Watching her try is so entertaining.
I think Shia is using a thesaurus to say that he has been trolling us. Oh Shia — we still don’t care.
That office max story…awful.
WHY has nobody mentioned that in addition to there being TWO TOILETS in there – the twitter post even points out the mirror. WHY THE HELL IS THERE A MIRROR RIGHT THERE ABOVE THE TOILET AT WAIST LEVEL??!?
This is sad. I remember watching him in Disturbia thinking this kid really has something special on screen.
I know! He had a ton of talent and potential! He could have been the real deal – instead he chose this path. Very sad.
Shia LaBeouf is “meta-modernist performance art” according to Shia LaBeouf
Yeah, but who said it first?
Meta-modernist is gibberish, as are the rest of his statements. He just strung together a bunch of words that he thinks sound hip and/or artsy. The only reason I know that’s not plagiarism is because it’s too stupid for any other human to have written.
ShiaLaLyingDouche
He is the white Kanye.
Shia is the meta-douche. He is the alpha and the omega of douchiness.
This man’s sporting a dead creature on his face.
I bet a colony of bed bugs reside in that wad of facial hair.
Douchey McDouche.