Was Miranda Kerr showing off her new implants at the VF Oscar party?


I was just about to shuffle Miranda Kerr off into another post but I had to stop and really give her a look. These are pics of Miranda at last night’s Vanity Fair Oscar party. I don’t have the designer ID on her dress, but that’s not even important. Look at her chest! Did Miranda get bolt-ons? CB and I were trying to figure it out (doing a boob investigation is difficult in the middle of the Oscar coverage, but we bravely managed to do it). CB thought at first that Miranda was wearing some of those stick-on cutlet things, but looking at her boobs from different angles, I don’t think there are any cutlets there.

CB also looked through some older photos of Miranda showing off her chest (I’ve included some in the post) and we’ve come to the conclusion that Miranda has gotten a boob job. They’re very noticeable, very perky and I say she went up two cup sizes. She also ran into Orlando Bloom and he came up to her, kissed her cheek and told her she looked amazing.




Speaking of The Original Titsy, here’s Christina Hendricks at the Elton John Party and the VF party. Her boobs are so bountiful, they need their own boob cape. The whole outfit looks very “negligee in the boudoir,” with some extra Norma Desmond.



Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. We Are All Made of Stars says:

    Oh God. From the front, it definitely looks like she did. Guess she knows how to keep her billionaire happy!

  2. HoustonGrl says:

    Yep, bolt-ons. I think it’s all part of this odd post (and pre) divorce narcissistic spiral she’s on.

  3. blue marie says:

    Definite boob job. So anybody gets invited to the parties then eh?

  4. Becky says:

    Yup bolt ons my cousin got hers done last year they look identical! Must be recent I’d say couple of months as they are still sitting pretty high but no bruising….

  5. Eleonor says:

    We haven’t seen her in a while, that’s why. Those implants are too obvious.
    Christina Hendricks look good, I like her here.

  6. Dara says:

    If Miranda Kerr can find something to improve upon on her body we lesser mortals are screwed.

  7. AmandaPanda says:

    Defo bolt ons.

    Love your body, sunshine and happiness eh Miranda?! She’s a joke.

  8. Adear says:

    It does look like she took out the old ones and went up a size or so.

  9. serena says:

    You really can NOT tell she had a boob job *sarcastic laugh*
    Let’s not forget even Christina Hendricks’s boob are fake. Anyway… Orly is so sweet! I feel for him..I just hope he finds an amazing woman soon.

  10. Alexandria says:

    Her small, perky boobs before were perfect. My ideal boobies. What a boob.

  11. wonderwoman21 says:

    Miranda Kerr looks great to me; I wouldnt argue with having those boobs and body.

  12. Littlewood says:

    This woman just seems incredibly miserable to me. I know people will probably attack me for saying it (you’re just jealous, she rich and famous blah blah). But come on, she has been caught photoshopping her own personal pics on Instagram and now this boobjob shows that she’s really insecure about her body. Her family saying they have lost contact with her for over a year, losing her main contracts and divorcing her husband shows that those rumors about her difficult behavior are most likely true. There were a lot of VS models at the afterparty and she hasn’t been seen with any of them, she is also the only one that was interviewed (why exactly?) and during that interview Bloom showed up (what a convenience! Talk about PR strategy). It all seems very try-hard and desperate to me. It would have been better for her if she stayed in Paris, worked the runway and get a high fashion campaign but I guess she couldn’t resist the media attention. Sorry about the rant but this woman just irks me.

    • BendyWindy says:

      I don’t think she’s high fashion material. She’s cute, not beautiful and unique looking.

    • Pinky says:

      agree with you mostly. But I doubt if she had stayed in Paris she would have got a campaign. She doesn’t get a single campaign every season, she did a few, that’s all. She’s not a HF model. No matter who many times her pr team compareher with Gisele, she is not even close. She’s lucky she managed to sneak into Sonia Rykiel show.

      • Littlewood says:

        True, but she didn’t even try. She went to H&M and then walked one show, that’s it. I guess she’s giving up on her modelling career unless you count her easy money in Asia and H&M (like every other model and celebrity in existence). She probably would be happiest if she spend that billionaire’s money and showed up at parties Lohan style.

    • Boromir's Bytch says:

      A reporter explained last night that the VF red carpet is pre-planned time-wise and celebs are given a specific time to appear so the fact that OB walked by was not a coincidence at all. It was a set-up thing. Miranda’s dress is by Kaufmanfranco. Her boobs look a little too curvy for the cut of the dress and the back is cut out very low too so just about everything was on display.

  13. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    To be fair, she did breastfeed her son and probably needed a little more volume to fill them out. I’m going to cut her some slack. If my boobs were smaller, I’d use an implant to fill them out. Instead I’ll be getting a lift after I’m finished breastfeeding my last.

    • SnarkySnarkers says:

      Yep, just said the same thing in my comment above. Its really not fair what pregnancy and breastfeeding do to a womans body and I will take any help I can get. I don’t think they look worse than Angelinas or anything.

      • willowtree1921 says:

        While i agree, I am a little sad that now she has joined the fake boob model club…she appeared to have my size breasts (about a high b, smallish c) and i feel those are highly underepresented. *sniff*. at least my boyfriend appreciates my size.

  14. Maureen says:

    Yuck. Yuck to implants. That’s all I have to say.

  15. Miller says:

    Miranda Kerr always looks like an anime character in heat.

  16. Shiv says:

    I couldn’t imagine standing in a room with someone who looked and dressed like that. I would be staring at her all night. I bet the guys were drooling…. She is very beautiful.

  17. dahlia1947 says:

    They definitely look like implants when you look at her from the front. How sad for her. I guess she’s insecure about herself. She’s pretty yes, but I don’t think that she would look right modeling high fashion. She’s cute, but not striking.

  18. hockeychick116 says:

    Christina’s boobs are real..Same thing happened to me..In my 20′s I was thinner with a B cup now that i’ve put on a little weight my boobs are now a F cup!!

    • willowtree1921 says:

      see!!!!! it DOES happen. same thing happened to my aunt. flat chested until age 25 and one day woke up five sizes bigger….in fact, christina has always said how much of a pain her breasts are and can’t imagine her purposely doing that to herself. not saying that your breasts aren’t lovely, hers are as well (i have a crush on her actually). I have always been medium chested (large B to small c) but have more than a bit of boob envy.

  19. poppy says:

    when you don’t have any talent outside of having a body that photographs well you have to do SOMETHING *cough implants cough* to get a modicum of attention.
    you can smell her desperation through the internet. PU

  20. Camille (The Original) says:

    Awful. And while watching her being interviewed on E, my hubby and I couldn’t get over what a moron she sounded like. Terrible voice and it would appear that she has nothing between her ears. It makes me dislike Orlando Bloom, his taste in women is terrible.

  21. Tellie says:

    Implants are not a big deal anymore, they are commonplace. Many women have them, across all socoioeconomic levels. I doubt she was showing them off.

  22. Aisha says:

    Ugh, I can’t stand those exaggerated poses Miranda’s always doing, it’s so distracting.

  23. Isa says:

    It does look got implants but I wouldn’t describe them as bolt ons. They look pretty good to me.

  24. Dawn says:

    I agree that it looks like she got herself a little something but I don’t think she looks trashy and I think she looks nice. She has a great face and great hair and it looks real and not like a weave or a wig. I don’t mind her at all. I don’t like the top half of what Christina is wearing, it just looks like an older woman would wear it but wouldn’t show as much boob.

  25. dorothy says:

    Is she even relevant anymore? After her breakup with Orlando I would think her star meter dropped significantly. Surprised she was invited to VF party.

  26. Kosmos says:

    I have never warmed up to her….maybe it’s because she’s always ‘posing’ and never seems authentic? It gets old after a while…..all right, Miranda, we get it, you think you’re hot and you need to constantly show us…..

  27. Vilodemeanus says:

    I hate that center seam in Kerr’s dress, it looks like the material pulled and that makes it look cheap. It could have been spectacular but just misses. She got a boob job, probably for the upcoming change in professions as she’s not in demand as a model. She must be really a horrible person because Naomi Campbell, who is a violent sociopath, still gets top dollar gigs and it looks like Kerr is going to be a Bongo girl in the not to distant future. I think she’s going to be working the yachts in Cannes, if she doesn’t get a nicer personality.

  28. Blue Pen says:

    The ladies look very natural in the silver dress photos but rather obvious in the white shirt shot. Natural boobs don’t look like that.
    I do think the Mad Max actress had massive ones put in to differentiate herself in an industry with a 1,000,000:1 shot for unknowns getting a break.