Cameron Diaz: Treat your ‘hungry’ vagina like ‘a beautiful flower’ & ‘fertilize’ it

Cameron Diaz

I still haven’t read Cameron Diaz’s The Body Book, but it feels like I know the whole edition inside and out. Cameron knows how to promote her goods, and she has done so with enthusiasm. The last time we caught up with Cam, she was discussing how society is guilty of chauvinism and misogyny toward single women. Most of you agreed with her and were heartily amused with Cameron’s discussion of her downtown grooming habits as well.

Now things have gotten a little bit gross. Cameron stopped by to visit E!’s Chelsea Lately to promote the book. Instead of allowing Cameron to conduct a frank conversation, Chelsea invited Cam to perform an examination. Ugh. Let’s get to some excerpts about ciggies, diet coke, and more about grooming habits:

Why did Cam write her book? “I’m a science nerd. I like to know why things work the way they do. I thought that the body was probably the most important thing to understand how it works since we all have one, and we don’t really know that much about it.”

She compliments Chelsea’s bod: I know that you care about it and that you take care of it, and that makes me happy.”

Cam smoked until age 30: “One cigarette every once in awhile is not going to kill you.”

Diet Coke is bad, m’kay: “Nothing’s for free. My mama taught me that real early.”

The misunderstood woman flower: “We think the vagina is on the outside. I say grab a mirror and play along. Get in there. Learn about it. You’re supposed to treat it like the beautiful flower that is, the delicate flower that it is. And you’re supposed to nurture it in all the ways that it needs nurturing. Watering it. Fertilizing it. It needs nourishment. It’s hungry.”

More on pubes: “Because it’s a science book, and since we used to be covered in hair, and now we’re not except for a few places, I figure there’s a purpose for that hair. So I put some of the purposes for it and I also suggest that no mater how you enjoy grooming it throughout your life–whether it’s shave it all off, wax it all off, putt a bulls eye, birthday cake, I don’t care–just, girls, think about not taking it all off forever. Permanency means forever. It doesn’t come back. You might change your mind in a few years.”

[From Chelsea Lately on E!]

Cameron already advised women against permanent hair removal “down there.” I agree with her. It’s a pain in the [redacted] to groom that stuff, but seriously, she’s got a point. Do you want to be 80 years old and have nothing to camouflage the effects of gravity? I don’t think so. Leave some options for the future. Referring to one’s vag as a flower is a bit silly and hippie-ish, but I think Cameron is joking. Maybe?

Here’s a video clip of Cam’s appearance. Feel free to ignore the host.

Cameron Diaz

Photos courtesy of WENN

 

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  1. Maureen says:

    God, I just can’t with this woman.

  2. Lindy79 says:

    Any grown woman who refers/compares her vagina to a flower loses me instantly.

  3. PiSu says:

    So she’s like the cool/hippie/relaxed version of Goop ?
    It hurts to say but I prefer the original, way more entertaining

    • anne says:

      She used to be cool, Gwyneth the most hideous inside and out – truly, has affected her. Really sad because people adored Cam and she deserved it. Now she is almost as bad with the attention grabbing antics as Gwyneth. BUT, still much better a person than GOOP and at least Cameron is not humiliating her kids as Gwyneth has done and does for years (reason they left London, partly, no doing it here)! No one likes Goop and everyone dumps her sooner or later, so hope Cameron does it soon. It was Gwyneth and her friend Tracy Anderson that sent Nicole Richie back into an eating disorder (reoccurred right after they became friendly after GOOP used her for PR.) Gwyniee has no conscious and is bad news, really. Cam get away! And Chris get out llke you have tried to for years.

  4. harpreet says:

    Why is Chelsea getting a pass for her Oscar tweets? I am surprised there is not more a backlash against her. I am also side-eyeing her Hollywood blonde besties (Reese/Jennifer/Charlize).

    • Francine says:

      What about her brunette bestie, Sandra Bullock? People like to forget her when listing Chelsea’s homegirls, but she frequently has Handler over for parties, appeared faux nude in a CL sketch, and asked Handler to speak at her Hollywood star ceremony.

      • prayforthewild says:

        I think it’s Sandra’s status as the “betrayed woman” that has some people bending over backward in order to give her a pass. Thing is she has the power to not be ‘friends’ with this racist, most of these faux friends do, yet they hang with her anyway. I really don’t get it, what’s really at play here? I’d like to know.

  5. Ag says:

    Yeah…. A grown woman speaking about her “flower” cannot love science and be as comfortable with her own body and with sex as she’d have us believe. Because, you know, it’s called A VAGINA.

  6. Marianne says:

    So Diet Coke is bad….but cigarettes are not. Yup, that sounds like great logic.

  7. bns says:

    She has been looking really good lately, so whatever she’s doing differently is working.

  8. Cel says:

    The vagina IS what is in the outside. It dives me nuts when people refer to the vulva and labia as the vagina. What the hell is she doing writing a book about all this?

  9. Ladyray says:

    No ma’am, I can’t. Not today.

  10. AMBER5ASH says:

    She looks like shit. And doesn’t sell it well. Why the hell would I buy a book trying to copy her? She’s always looked a little bit off to me.

  11. Arock says:

    “I thought the body was the most important thing to study since we all have one.” <<~
    It's like she took home a briefcase and glasses from set and practiced smart in the mirror.

  12. maggiegrace says:

    Anatomy lesson of the day: Vulva – the collective outer genital. Labia – literally, lips, majora and minora. Vagina – internal canal leading to the cervix and uterus.

  13. Dimebox says:

    This “hungry vagina” business of hers reminds me of the old legend of vagina dentata…vaginas with teeth! Maybe Cam has a little something extra in her flower.😊

  14. Narak says:

    I think she’s pretty funny and grounded. An older friend told me that pubes can fall out as you age so what you do now might not matter when you’re 65. Pubes do what they want.

  15. The Original G says:

    OMG. It’s two paragraphs in a beauty book. Saying something romantic about your vagina shouldn’t be a hanging crime.

  16. marina says:

    Ok i need to ask a question which is pretty gross but you went for it Bedhead…Do old women have hair down there? I mean do they even come out after a certain age? Just curious..

  17. frisbeejada says:

    Well it made me laugh my head off, the visual images that conjoured, watering cans, ‘Growmore’ fertiliser, contortionism – what colour is the sky in her world?

  18. themummy says:

    As for being 80 and gravity and all that, my near-senile/possibly actually very senile husband’s grandma (she’s 90) once told me (out of the clean damn blue!!): “Honey, don’t you worry about gravity. Or age. Your vagina doesn’t age like the rest of you. It doesn’t droop, get wrinkly, or change much. That’s one nice thing–I’m 88, but my vag doesn’t look it.” Yes, she said VAG…bwahahaha!!

    Since then, I’ve kind of wondered how true her statement was. Not that it matters, either way.

  19. itsetsyou says:

    I’m just curious ( not being mean in any way): why has her face changed so much? She didn’t have plastic surgery and from what I read only sparingly used Botox injections. BUT! We all change with age but most people who take care of themselves (and she does, I can tell) kind of look like themselves when they were young. Just older. Cameron’s face looks completely different. She used to be incredibly hot and she’s not exactly ugly not, but she just looks like a whole different person. She didn’t gain or lose too much weight, so I’m just curious – why has she changed so drastically…

  20. I'm With The Band says:

    It cracks me up when celebs write lifestyle books, as though they’re privy to information about life and how to live it that we mere plebs are not.

  21. maggiegrace says:

    As I age, I’m getting more and more gray pubes, which i don’t particularly like, but the vag and vulva still work wonderfully for me and my partners.

  22. lady_luck says:

    I suspect she is somewhat obsessed with her “flower” to the point of no return.

  23. joven says:

    watever i luv flowers…esp hers

  24. joven says:

    Ur flowers….omg…they need em.i gotta fertlize…