Britney’s Speculative Non-Lipo

British paper The Sun is reporting the Britney had lipo, but they seem to have just picked up paparazzi photo agency X17’s speculative story that Britney went AWOL in Las Vegas with just enough time to get a little treatment done on her problem areas. X17 says she didn’t have actual lipo, though, just a lipo-like treatment that tries to dissolve fat using an injected solution. It doesn’t sound as invasive as regular liposuction. This isn’t a known fact, Britney was just seen visiting a clinic that specializes in lipo-light:

Here’s what X17 had to say about it:

Sources tell us that last Saturday, Britney went to Vegas and stayed just long enough to get some lipo done! But this wasn’t some ordinary fat-sucking expedition; apparently Britney was spotted coming out of a clinic offering the (pardon the pun) hip new treatment LipoDissolve, which involves injecting areas where fat has built up with a soybean-derived solution which literally melts the fat right away without the need for surgery!

But The Sun’s re-telling of this story is misleading, and when I first read their brief article I thought it was real liposuction, not just a step up from a spa treatment:

So she decided to Do Somethin’ about it and nipped to see a liposuction specialist in Las Vegas.

The Advanced Lipo Dissolve centre specialises in a non evasive treatment of a series of injections which claim to permanently dissolve fat.

It sounds painful and Britney looked a bit tender as her minder helped her on with her jacket.

Maybe it was the “liposuction specialist” part that threw me. Regardless I’ve never heard of that and would give it a try, if uh, I needed it. I doubt that it’s worth the trouble, though. Real liposuction is painful and has a long recovery period. I always thought if I felt like I needed to get some suction on my fat areas I may as well kick my own ass in the gym for similar results in 4-6 weeks. It’s a lot cheaper and the pain is spread out. That lipo alternative is probably pricey and I doubt it works that well.

Britney was seen out on Easter weekend at a Lakers game and shopping for clothes for herself and her boys. Her kids were said to be at home, but she did not take them out with her and if they had an Easter egg hunt it must have been at Britney’s place.

Thanks to Flynetonline for these pictures of Britney out on Robertson Boulevard. She’s still seeking attention.

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  1. jenny says:

    i’ve had lipo, but not the new lipo dissolve thing. you shouldn’t lipo fat that can be melted away at the gym– lipo is meant for stubborn areas that never seem to go away, no matter how much you work out. for instance, although nicole richie is skiiiny, her tummy is still flabby. same with ashlee simpson, thus they would be ideal candidates for stomach/flank lipo. yes it hurts like a $%^7& but those fat cells never return, so it’s worth it. working out at the gym isn’t really an alternative to lipo, you’re supposed to be at a good weight before having lipo done in the 1st place. but yeah, it HURT

  2. gg says:

    And when you’re in your 20s like Britney, should never even be considered. She could easily lose any fat (which I have yet to see) in the gym. After seeing Courtney Love and Tara Reeds’ scaryass stomachs, I’d NEVER consider it. Who wants to have a perpetually lumpy stomach?

  3. Iva says:

    You are correct when you say Britney is still seeking attention…too bad she doesn’t seek that attention with her children.

  4. van says:

    Those boots!!! Doesn’t this woman have any other shoes?? They must smell like death by now.

  5. Cha Cha Loca says:

    Does it matter what her body looks like if she’s always going to be dressed in those hideously ugly, ill fitting clothes???!!! And the stupid wig/hat thing is just killing me.

    If the Laker dude starts dating her he is even more retarded than she is. He needs to run for the hills.