Kim Kardashian steps out in a leather skirt & sheer blouse: terrible & unflattering?

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Here are some new photos of Kim Kardashian out and about in LA yesterday. If you think this outfit is one of the fuggest things you’ve ever seen, just wait until you see it from behind. Let’s deconstruct: a half-sheer black blouse WITH A BELT. The blouse is unflattering and baggy, and it makes her look heavier. It also makes her boobs look super-fake, which I’m already sure they are. The belt is just awful. Then we get to the skirt – a weirdly dusty-looking grey leather that would make for a better club chair. And Kim’s ass has stretched out the leather in the seat of the skirt so that the whole thing just looks grossly baggy. And then Kim finished it off with awful booties and “North” earrings. Girl, why can’t you dress appropriately?

In other Kim news, she was spotted buying up multiple copies of her Vogue issue. It’s weird that she was doing it at the last minute, right? The issue has been on the stands for weeks, and the Emma Stone cover will probably be on newsstands this week. She was filming for her reality show, but still… it doesn’t make much sense.

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  1. Karen says:

    Awful.

    • Splinter says:

      And to think that she did this (ass) to herself…

      • Inconceivable! says:

        These photos are proof her bikini pics released a few weeks ago were most definitely photoshopped!! There is no way this body is the same as those bikini pics.

      • Ellen says:

        I was about to say the same thing about the bikini shots — this woman gains and loses weight every time another set of photos comes out, depending on whether her photoshop team had access to them or not!

    • zbornak syndrome says:

      How does she chase after a baby in those clothes? I’m not a Mom yet, and my Mom always wore skirts/dresses- but they were comfortable looking with sensible shoes. Kim’s outfit does not say “I’m the Mom of a small child”. Is that wrong for thinking this way?

      • Green Is Good says:

        Zbornak, you’re assuming Kimmode actually spends time with IgNori. Or even remembers she has a kid.

      • Elise says:

        She doesn’t.

      • Dommeh Dearest says:

        It’s why she’s wearing those earrings, to remind herself that she did birth something.

      • Tracy says:

        That child is nothing more than a prop to Kim. No way she is doing the “heavy lifting” when it comes to her beautiful little girl.

        One need only look at the Vogue pictures. Poor North looked scared shitless when being held by her parents.

      • Nic says:

        We’re not there. We don’t know. Negligence is a pretty heavy charge to level at someone with only a photoshoot as proof.

      • homegrrrl says:

        I’ve been thinking this lately that her wardrobe is not that of a woman w a small child. I noticed Eonline did a whole spread called, “Kim’s mommy style”, to sell that brand of BS.

      • Nina W says:

        Really Nic? You think you can say, “we’re not there, we don’t know”? Do you not understand the hours that went into the catastrophe photoed above? That did not just happen. People spent hours creating that so that she could have her five minute pap-stroll, that took time. Yeah, North is part of it, we all know the squalling infant is just off camera.

    • atrain says:

      Her makeup in the second picture is ridiculous – like she globbed on a bunch of orange foundation. A look I rocked in jr. high, but a woman in her 30s should probably have her makeup situation figured out by now.

      • Lux says:

        There’s such a distinctive line on her neck where the foundation ends. It’s just horrible.

    • Amy says:

      Definitely awful…uggggh

      • Amy says:

        Actually, the woman next to her in the top pic has an ass the size of Kim’s…and her outfit looks better! At least she’s not squeezing her size 18 ass into a size 6 dress…hehehehehe

    • Dommeh Dearest says:

      She’s buying those magazines because no one else did. Does anyone know what the sales were for her issue compared to others?

    • MonicaQ says:

      @Dommeh it supposedly did good. I kinda hate the people that bought it.

      • aquarius64 says:

        The numbers that have been reported (300,000 – 400,000) are PROJECTED sales. They haven’t released an actual figure, and I certainly wouldn’t trust information from Kimye or Vogue. I would like to hear from an independent source that is not in the tank for either one.

        As for the pictures from the back – two words: wrapped ham.

        And this “epitome” of style got the cover of Vogue. Still SMH.

      • Nina W says:

        Hmm, I know no one who bought it, but “supposedly” it is selling well. Most fans of Vogue I know are up in arms and ready to revolt over the revolting cover.

      • Liberty says:

        Uh, there are ways to attain good newsstand figures without people buying copies, and I suspect those methods are being employed here.

        😉

    • Sassy says:

      Naugahyde skirt!

    • Fue McCormick says:

      … F***IN’ HIDEOUS! …
      And her face is so orange compared to ner neck.

  2. Sumodo1 says:

    Oy vey!

  3. Ag says:

    that shirt! that skirt! those boots! satan called and wants his outfit back.

    • NeNe says:

      LMFAO!!!!

    • Jenna says:

      I have to believe even Satan wouldn’t dress that bad… pretty sure converts out of any hellish clutches would skyrocket if the devil wandered around in THAT mess. Don’t demons have to be suave and well dressed to get people to sign away their souls? (sorry, long day, it’s making me punchy. I’m in the weeds trying to get people contacted in time to say goodbye to my father in law who will, well. The priest gave him last rites already. Won’t be long now, so back to the phones I fly!)

      • Naomi says:

        @Jenna sorry about your father-in-law. Hope his passing is as peaceful as possible. All the best to you and your family.

      • swack says:

        So sorry to hear. It is not easy. My daughter and her husband just did this with his mother. Prayers and good thoughts going your way.

    • hazeldazel says:

      OMG and that makeup line! Oh god and her boobs are the same color as her “face” so… *vom*

      Just everything about this outfit is soooo fug, from the diaper butt to the cinched-in cankles to ugh. I can’t even.

    • kri says:

      So she had Buffalo Bill from Silence of The Lambs skin 57 people to make that leather awning??! And I am not jesting-I saw better quality blouses on our cafeteria staff. What in the f*ck?

  4. Loopy says:

    She used to dress so well when she was dating Reggie Bush, hell even Humphries,lets just say pre Kanye.

    • D says:

      I agree. I used to love her fashion choices. Now that she is with Kanye he’s trying to dress her like a model when she is most defiantly not. She is not on a freaking runway!

    • Hautie says:

      I can’t believe it is true.

      But yes, Kim dressed for her body a lot better before Kayne.

      Even her hair and makeup has gotten worse.

      Now every girl needs to update their look every so often. But I would have not guess Kim would go with so much fashion, that shows off how lumpy her ass is between injection appointments.

      Plus, I never thought Lucifer’s Homegirl, would ever let anyone screw with the appearances of her favorite.

      • janie says:

        I agree! There’s a photo of her mom behind her as she’s walking. Kris had to have seen this disaster beforehand? I can’t figure out what’s going on with her backside? Does that blouse have shoulder pads? My goodnes….

    • atrain says:

      Agreed – she dressed well for her body back then, and she usually looked gorgeous. Now she’s trying to push the high-fashion stuff too much, and a lot of it doesn’t work for her body type.

    • Nina W says:

      I’ve never liked her style pre or post but I agree, post-Kanye is the worst. It’s as if they have no mirrors.

  5. Bluebear says:

    That is the most god awful ugly outfit I’ve ever seen. That there makes her peplum mishaps seem like a stroke of fashion genius.

    • Belle Epoch says:

      That’s a VOGUE fashion icon right there.

      • Sheila Shay says:

        This appears to be something straight out of, Jim Hensens Creature Workshop. It looks like she’s messed with her face again, too.

      • swack says:

        @Sheila, you just made me laugh! I LOVE the show they are doing right now on SyFy involving Hensen’s Creature workshop. Kinda reminds me of the material they used on the one creature this past Tuesday on the show!

      • MonicaQ says:

        @Sheila I’m going to agree. That show is my new addiction now that Face Off is done.

      • swack says:

        @MonicaQ – Face Off is my addiction too!!! Love that show.

  6. Wren33 says:

    While I would never wear any of it, I don’t hate any of the individual pieces. They don’t go well together though.

  7. Dani2 says:

    It literally looks like she’s wearing a poopy diaper 😳

  8. Black orchid says:

    that asssss…..,how does one walk around so confidently with a 100 pound flour bag ?

  9. ~Z~ says:

    OMFG! This is one of the most hilarious pics of her ass yet!!
    Amazing….Truly amazing that she so SO obviously cannot see what she really looks like.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I screamed.

    • Mingy says:

      LOL! she must only have skinny mirrors (those are the worst).

      • Size Does Matter says:

        I want some skinny mirrors. Then I can stop stressing over the last 5-10 baby pounds that are damn hard to lose. Unless, of course, you’re Kimmy K. Then the pounds magically gravitate straight to your a$$ like some kind of dietary Houdini.

        P.S. Worst. Outfit. Ever.

      • Delta Juliet says:

        I have a skinny mirror and a fat camera. Worst of both worlds.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        Have you ever shopped at a store that had skinny mirrors? There’s a boutique here in my town and I swear they do. I have bought several things that looked a whole lot better in their mirror than they did in mine. Lol

      • ~Z~ says:

        Not So Fun House mirror! Actually, her ass does look like it’s in a fun house mirror….

      • Mingy says:

        @ Sizedoesmatter; I have 10-15lbs to lose..no baby though, just fat, baby! :/

        LOL at your fat-cam, Delta Juliet! I’d prefer that to a skinny mirror, so I could say “oh it’s just the camera adding 10 lbs” 😉

        @ GoodNames; I’ve totally tried on clothes at stores with skinny mirrors, only to wear it out and catch a glimpse of myself. The horror!

      • Size Does Matter says:

        Either there is something very wrong with me or that a$$ is hypnotic. Maybe Kanye thinks so too. He’s been a$$notized. And not only are each of those clothing items hideous in their own right, they are downright God-awful put together. I’m hoping that’s vegan leather so no poor cattle had to die in the making of the sad sack skirt.

  10. HH says:

    You know what makes her fashion sense so terrible? It’s that she’s really TRYING. She’s not Helena Bonham Carter who’s doing her own thing and says eff-off to what others think. Kim actually thinks she’s being fashion forward and trendsetting. I mean, if it wasn’t for her selfies, I wouldn’t know she owned a mirror.

    • Jackson says:

      Exactly! The fact that she tries so hard, and yet, this is the best she can do? It really does boggle my mind.

    • Kara says:

      Definitely agree with you, she tries waaaay too hard to be stylish & a trendsetter but fails miserably.. She also tries to dress like she has a runway model body but she’s not built that way. Too bad everyone realizes it but her. It’s a shame, some pieces she wears would be gorgeous but on her they look awful

    • Tracy says:

      It is hilarious.

    • Nina W says:

      Fundamental difference: HBC is interesting, quirky and just being herself while KK is dull, conventional and desperately trying to be whatever will get her the most attention.

  11. Tiffany says:

    OK. Now she is just f-ing with us.

  12. Arock says:

    Dynasty paired with a discarded condom. It seriously looks like something from “Hocus Pocus”.

  13. HappyMom says:

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    Seriously the funniest thing I’ve seen yet today. Thanks for a great laugh, Kim.

  14. QQ says:

    Jesus she looks so ridiculous

  15. idk says:

    Oh wow, ok now THIS is the worst outfit I’ve ever seen on her. Just horrible. Why is the skirt so loose in the back like that? It’s like she sat in that skirt for hours and it really stretched out the leather so when she stood up it was all stretched and misshapen.

    Her buying those vogue mags was taped for her show. It’s probably some stupid story line and we’ll have to “tune in” to find out.

    • Sacred And Profane says:

      I could be wrong, but it looks to me as if the skirt has been shaped with darts at the back, especially to accommodate her bum, but then stretched out with sitting. I’ve never been able to stand her, or anyone or anything associated with her. Yet, being the bleeding heart I am, I feel rather a bit sorry for her. She is completely deluded; about her body type, her face, her clothing choices, her status in the fashion world….everything. She appears to be stuck in a juvenile mind-set – “I’m gonna do what I want, dress how I want and bugger the lot of you!” It’s sad, really. She can’t even smile anymore. She just looks vacant all the time. Or is she trying to emulate Victoria Beckham? I don’t know. She’s just completely clueless.

  16. dorothy says:

    The back of the skirt looks as if she has a full diaper. She is so clueless when it comes to knowing how to dress. Pretty woman, horrible fashion sense.

  17. Jackson says:

    Her ass
    in that skirt
    looks like an upside down Hefty bag
    lawn and garden sized
    with two wayward basketballs
    tossed inside

  18. Sumodo1 says:

    Even Crackie would have better sense than to go out looking like this. Also, dandruff on her blouse. Walmart shopping, Kimmie?

  19. ~Z~ says:

    And…..No offense to the girl with her, who is not skinny or fit in any way….Kimmy doesn’t look much smaller than her at all. Just putting it into perspective…

  20. Nick says:

    Kim is finally living up to that Vogue Cover…….finally.

  21. The Original Mia says:

    Wow! So much wrong. So much. Just because it comes in your size, doesn’t mean it needs to be bought. I mean, dayum!

  22. Melissa says:

    That is, in all sincerity, the worst outfit I gave ever seen on her. It is laughable. Does she own a mirror? I can find a better outfit at Goodwill for 10 bucks. I just do not understand.

  23. FingerBinger says:

    Yeezus Chist! It looks like she’s smuggling two basketballs under that skirt.

  24. Splinter says:

    That skirt is made to repeat her curves?? Not a good idea… Perhaps it would look good with Kanye in leather pants that repeat his ‘assets’ 😀

  25. paola says:

    I’m sure the reason of that earring is to keep reminding her that she has a daughter every time she takes a selfie or checks herself in a mirror.

    On the other hand..About the fashion disaster.. at this point she is clearly trolling us.

    • lucy2 says:

      You’re probably right about the earring. And we all know she’s constantly looking in a mirror or at photos of herself.
      I almost hope she’s trolling because the thought of anyone doing that with pure intentions…

      • paola says:

        My first reaction was WHAT IN THE F-ING F-UCK IS SHE WEARING?
        I think she believes she can pull off any kind of clothes despite her body type. If I’m honest I can’t see this looking any good on any model out there. It’s plain ugly.
        The fact she keeps dressing like a blind person really isn’t helping her reputation after the Vogue cover ( or even before).
        I blame Kanye for this. She styled herself much better before he became her bf.

  26. Quinn says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Tiffany27 says:

    So…….much……….wrong. I can’t even form a joke.

  28. Meg says:

    And that heavy foundation that is three shades darker than her neck! Ick.

  29. Anon says:

    She knew when she wore it yesterday everyone would be talking and we are.. Whatever works for her to make her the topic…NO SHAME or PRIDE

  30. gg says:

    BALLS TO THIS.

  31. word says:

    And she called the paps to make sure they took a photo of THIS outfit ???

    I can’t wait to see her wedding dress…

    Also, I wonder how many flies have flown in her mouth since it’s always open. Doesn’t her jaw hurt?

  32. Syko says:

    I thought I had stumbled onto the “People of Walmart” website. This is seriously the worst outfit she has ever worn, and she’s worn some humdingers. I need to go bleach my eyes now.

  33. bluhare says:

    And makes it worse with the dopey mouth half open expression that was probably meant to make her look sexy. LOL.

    • laurie says:

      YES!!! I came here to say CLOSE YOUR FRIGGIN MOUTH FOR ONCE. you beat me too it! It just makes her look dumb as s++t.

      • HappyMom says:

        I really think her lips were freshly done-they look huge, painful and I don’t think she can actually close them!

    • Nina W says:

      That mouth hanging open thing makes her look vapid and simple-minded, spot on, I guess.

  34. Mingy says:

    what the fug!? damn hobbit..the shire called, they do not claim her.

  35. NeNe says:

    She looks like she took a dump in her skirt in that last pic. She and her whole family are poor excuses for human beings!! Each and everyone of them is a famewh*re!!!! None of them have any shame in their game!

  36. BeefJerky says:

    I haven’t seen too many KUWTK episodes, but there was one where she was getting dressed and it made it totally clear to me- girl has absolutely NO sense of style, not even coherent thoughts ABOUT style. She’s probably too dumb to mix and match appropriately, but all she knows is that ‘these designers are expensive and luxury’…but has no idea how to wear clothes. What a waste.

  37. Dinah says:

    WT Everloving F???????
    I am overwhelmed by the horror of it all- and what is worse? The stupidly overly- cropped nose? The awful gummy-worm lips? Or that horrific shelf of a misshapen ass? GAH!

    • weegie warrior says:

      I know! Beyond awful – it woudnt matter so much if she hadnt set herself up as some sort of fashionista!!! Shhheeesh

  38. Nicolette says:

    It boggles the mind.

  39. renata says:

    “Terrible & Unflattering” should be the name of her product line. It’s synonymous with KK.

  40. Lexie says:

    Holy mother of all things decent, WHAT IS SHE DOING? She’s the Ghost of the Wicked Witch of Body Dysmorphia. Good god.

  41. Nymeria says:

    yikes

  42. G says:

    What the….Is she gettin punk’d? That outfit is wretched and her A$$ is atrocious!

  43. Dimebox says:

    I can see Kim now,”Oh this mirror must be broken, my earrings don’t say North when I look in it.” And her gigantor-ass really did stretch that leather. It takes a lot of effort to look this bad.

  44. ann says:

    As her appearance has morphed throughout the years, I think she looks a lot like that Nadya woman who had all those babies. And check it out people, she’s not curvaceous girlfriend is heavy set with a fat ass. It’s called spanx. If she wasn’t rockin heals she’d look even dumpier. Yeah, I said it.

    • word says:

      Well one thing is for sure, this body is a lot different than those bikini pics of her that were circulating a week or two ago. It’s all just one big illusion. It’s also funny how all of a sudden Khloe and Kourtney have bigger a$$es. Kendall and Kylie are next,…

  45. Inlike says:

    In the late 80’s I remember the long, form-fitting skirts with pointy boots. Love to see the fashion come back, but I am HORRIFIED at Kims look.

    Either they wrinked that skirt into the realms of HELL, or they shoved toilet paper down her butt crack.

    Tall, lean women in the 80’s wore this look, not the wide short-legged hipped girls. We knew better.

    Stilettos, black tights and a long shirt or long jacket with shoulderpads is more for her shape.

    OMG she looks like a damn couch throw pillow from the back.

    Shout out to the ladies from the 80’s. These kids are LOST,

  46. Racer says:

    Its not the outfit, we know she has bad taste. The weather where she’s at is HOT. How can she stand to dress like that. I’m sweating looking at the pictures.

  47. chaine says:

    she looks like part of a nineties era sectional sofa that has escaped out into the street.

  48. Rhiley says:

    I don’t think she dresses herself. I think Kanye buys her this crap and she wears it. He has terrible taste in fashion: acid wash jeans from Saved By the Bell, those stupid construction boots you buy at Walmart, a black hoodie, and then a cashmere Louis V coat to bring all together. Kim hasn’t always had the best style but it has gotten much worse since she has been with Kanye. She looks like she has risen from the ashes in this fugly getup.

  49. Jezzy says:

    Terrible AND unflattering.

    She looks like a JOKE.

  50. lili says:

    have a feeling they may have found their wedding venue….
    check out what just popped up on the market:

    http://realestalker.blogspot.com/2014/04/catherine-deneuve-to-sell-honest-to.html?m=1

  51. SnarkGirl says:

    I’m actually starting to wonder if she’s dressing like this deliberately. It certainly keeps her name, face & ginormous fake ass in the news on celeb gossip sites, and KK is the epitome of “who cares what they say, as long as they are talking about me”.

    This has to be a new low though – mis-matched fabrics we’ve seen, but now she’s clashing colours. It’s a festival of fug right there.

  52. BooBooLaRue says:

    Wow thank you Kim! You made me feel really great about how I look today!

  53. me says:

    All these comments trashing her look are only going to cause her to put out another “unfiltered” selfie of her in a bathing suit. You know, those “not photoshopped” pics she loves to tweet. The ones where her body is completely different than how she looks in real life…yeah just wait for it…

    • Mingy says:

      I thought the exact same thing! I know which photos you’re referring to, in the black bikini (but there so many). As if we don’t have eyes, we can’t tell the difference. Countdown to a crazy photo-shopped selfie…5,4,3

    • Tracy says:

      I know you are joking but wait for it… the “unfiltered” selfie is coming.

    • blue marie says:

      I think you’re on to something..

  54. noname says:

    My son rode up of the chairlift at DV this season said sans makeup looks way older.

  55. Hissyfit says:

    What the hell is she wearing?

  56. Tracy says:

    She should use some of her money to buy a clue.

  57. Byte Me says:

    It looks like she’s hiding a basket of fruit under there.

  58. okayhatemeifyouwant says:

    what’s funny is that one pf her first jobs was as a stylist…
    *giggles*

    • idk says:

      I don’t know how she became a stylist. Maybe family connections. Other than Ray-J and Brandy, I don’t think she styled anyone else.

      • Rockymtnprincess says:

        I don’t think she was officially a stylist I think it was more along the lines of people paid her to clean out their closets and sell stuff on eBay. Maybe that is a stylist, I don’t think there is an official title for holding Paris Hilton’s virtual yard sale.

  59. Dawn says:

    Ewww…she has put more filler into her lips. She looks dirty and used. The lady in the blue jeans in the top picture looks better than Kim. And Anna Wintour put this trick on the cover of Vogue. The truth is often times stranger than fiction after all!

  60. shellybean says:

    Her inability to see her clothing the way the rest of the world does is just dumbfounding. She looks absolutely ridiculous. There is nothing effortless about her style, whatsoever, which is a hallmark of great personal style, and of which she has absolutely zero. It also bugs the shit out of me that she will now pretty much only wear neutrals. Wtf does she have against some color? She looks better in color. And why is she wearing a thick leather skirt and booties in April in LA?! I’m in Texas, and it is most certainly flip flops and spring dresses weather, and it has to be that way in LA, too. The mind boggles.

    EDIT: did y’all cover those terrible tacky jeans with HUGE rips in them that she wore the other day?! Wtf was that?! Must go see if you did, because that was absolutely atrocious!

  61. MinnFinn says:

    Put on giant leather mitts and she’s ready to do some glass blowing. That skirt seriously looks like the aprons glass blowers wear.

  62. Omi says:

    But, the best shot of all wasn’t even included! This one shows how badly the poor skirt had to stretch as she was chauffeured from destination to destination. And, as Kim tries, in vain, to cinch it, this picture shows a slight hint of panic. Hilarious.

    http://cdn2.thegloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Kim-Kardashian-wears-unflattering-skirt-over-her-butt-at-the-Bikini-Store.jpg

  63. Putchka says:

    Come on, KK never dressed for her figure. She has a sexy shape but is short and somewhat stumpy. Tries to dress like a 5’10 runway model. She should embrace what she has, knock off the surgery, look up her daughter and run from that idiot “genius”.

    • I KNOW. I’m shaped exactly like her. I know I’m too damn short for the crap that Kim tries to wear. What’s wrong with wearing some nice jeans that fit, a pair of heels, and a nice blouse or tshirt with a jacket? She’d look ten times better.

  64. Ruyana says:

    How can she go out in public like that? That’s just ugly to the tenth power.

  65. LilyT says:

    Kim K: Redefining fugly one diaper dress at a time.

  66. Jennifer says:

    Is that dandruff I see in the one pic?? Very unflattering outfit, but not surprising at all.

  67. TexasForever says:

    There is so much Wtf with this but just starting at the top…..shoulder pads!!!

  68. melodycalder says:

    I could make her a more attractive and better fitting outfit with a pile of wet Kleenex. This is one of the worst outfits I have seen…. Ever. I would rather have Courtney Love’s stylist’s help then hers. Woof.

  69. HatetheletterK says:

    This woman can not dress worth a sh*t. And I thought she was supposed to be a pro at makeup too? That dark orange crap you cake on your face is supposed to be blended down your neck Kimmode. And I see those facials aren’t doing much for ya, I can see your acne!!!

  70. Palermo says:

    She should have gone up a few sizes on that Hefty Bag and just put the twister on over her head. Style icon my arse.

  71. wheezy says:

    She looks like she pooped her pants

    Also did anyone else see Roseanne’s weigh loss selfies? She gave a shout out to Kanye, supposedly a dig at his woman. Lol

  72. janet says:

    Is she dumpster diving???? The outfit looks old and ratty. Doesn’t she check herself in the mirror before she leaves the house?

  73. Anastasia says:

    I’m used to that ass, but I couldn’t stop staring at her white scalp against that orange makeup and the lighter neck. What the hell? And her hair in that same picture looks plastic, like off a cheap dollar store Barbie (not even a real Barbie, but a knock-off).

    I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT SHE GETS MARRIED IN.

  74. LilyT says:

    I believe orangeface is considered offensive in some circles. ~s (snark mark)

  75. Crystal says:

    Oh dear! That skirt, that a$$! She looks like she’s carrying around a leather bean bag chair back there. She’s definitely had her lips done again. They are all swollen. Her lower face looks puffy in general. Those clown sun glasses look ridiculous too.

  76. Damaris says:

    When I see Kim’s big butt, I am grateful that I have a little, perky tush. It’s cute. It fits in sample sizes. It can fit in a chair. It’s cute in a bikini bottom. No one gawks at me from across the street or from their cars. For the life of me, what do you do with a behind that large? It’s not like Kim was born with it. Implants or injections, it’s ugly and distracting.

  77. Jana says:

    What is with all the heavy black clothing and boots?? It’s spring all over the country and she lives in California, where it never even gets that cold! She looks absolutely ridiculous.

  78. vava says:

    omg.
    NO.

    Awful! I’ve come to expect this sort of fashion statement from Kim, so I’m not surprised, to be honest.

  79. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Did she lose a bet?

  80. Upshot says:

    Oh muh gawd.
    First off. How could anyone dress that ass to good effect?? Impossible!
    I dunno when I’ve seen a sadder “fashion” victim. Ever.
    In one of the ass shots, it looks like there’s some slot type thing just below her right ass jowl. Looks like a credit card slot at the grocery.
    Oh good lard. No more words.

  81. Dtrice says:

    I honestly don’t mind the shirt with some cute shorts or something but that is the worst skirt I have ever seen. And her shoes are hideous. Ughhhh, she has The Worst fashion sense.

  82. Intro Outro says:

    I had no idea who Kardashians were before i came to CB. Now her threads are a must. So much snark but sooo hilarious. And metaphoric.

  83. Matty says:

    I don’t know… the wire-looking hair, the orange face, the shirt that looks like it was stolen from the set of “Dynasty” (though I think it wasn’t even fashionable back then), the skirt that looks like a sack filled with walnuts (I really feel sorry for the animals that died just to make THAT THING out of their skin – the Yeenius loves his leather, doesn’t he?) and at last these tacky boots, which make her legs look stumpy and short. One question: WHY?

  84. Nudgie says:

    She has been in the Public Eye for what 6 years?

    She has looked good TWICE.

    End of story…

  85. jwoolman says:

    Kim just looks so uncomfortable most of the time. I still wonder if she’s dealing with depression and just doesn’t care anymore. She must notice the makeup weirdness at least. There seems to be no life to her. I don’t think it’s just post-partum either. She was like this before. I can understand the demon mother’s lack of concern (since she’s the devil incarnate), but you would think her sisters would care. Or do they hate each other too much?

    PETA should hire her for ads showing that leather looks best on the original animal. Kim generally looks awful in leather especially.

  86. sashavice says:

    I hate her new Kanye inspired style so much. Leather looks awful on her.

  87. kitty-bye says:

    Garbage bag w/ duck tape 😀 aww

  88. DrFunkenstein says:

    Man, talk about delusional. I want that magic mirror she looks into every day that’s telling her how terrific she looks.