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Beckham was said to be outraged at a 2007 calendar called “Celebrity Hunks Around The House” (link NSFW) that featured a nude lookalike wearing a tiny apron and doing domestic chores like chopping vegetables and cleaning a mirror with a soccer shirt.
This image does not seem to be from that calendar and is more likely a composite of his top with some other guy’s well-endowed bottom. Footballer’s personal lives expert Kickette pointed me to these pics and notes that Beckham’s former assistant Rebecca Loos, who is known to have had an affair with him, hinted to the media that he had “distinctive marks” on his nether region, (which would suggest that these pics are fake) but refused to give more information:
The woman at the center of the David Beckham sex scandal says she can provide proof they slept together - by describing “distinctive marks” on his penis. Rebecca Loos, who worked as a personal assistant to Beckham when he transferred to Real Madrid, says if the soccer ace presses ahead with legal action against her, she will reveal the details to the court. But the 26-year-old beauty says she will not provide the proof to the media, and when pressed by Sky reporter Kay Burley in an exclusive interview - she refused point blank to disclose the information. Loos says, “There’s something I know about him, an intimate part of his body that I think only women who’ve been in bed with him would know. So if they want to take me to court I could easily stand up and say, ‘Well…’” But when Burley asked if Beckham was circumcised, Loos replied: “I’m not going into that. I’m not talking about that. If I do ever need to talk about that it’ll be in court, not on TV.” Beckham and wife Victoria Beckham continue to deny Loos story describing it as “ludicrous”.
Kickette says that speculation was that he could be circumsized, which is not common among Englishmen, but Loos never confirmed that when questioned. Kickette also pointed me to this salacious not-for-under-18 story by a then-22 year-old beauty consultant who claimed that she slept with Beckham in 2004 and that he was uncut and a good 8 inches, which is consistent with these pictures:
I played with him a bit but was surprised to find he had no hair on his balls. His willy is big though - a good eight inches. And for the record, he is not circumcised.
The story is pretty damn sexy so I would recommend reading it you’re so inclined.
Here are the pictures, which look suspiciously similar to the Photoshopped one of Daniel Radcliffe’s promotional shot for Equus. (Also NSFW) There seems to be some sort of round mark on David’s stomach and the top doesn’t exactly match the bottom. I would suspect that the picture was cobbled together from ones of David that were taken in this series. These are probably not real, but it was worth it for me to do the research for this post.
Images from OMG! Blog.
These are pretty much all the same picture with closer-up versions.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in David Beckham, Nude
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33 Responses to “Naked David Beckham? Possible. Full Monty NSFW or under 18”
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Not to mention that his legs are really dark.. and don’t soccer players have to wear shin guards? Seems like his legs should be a lot lighter.
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I know Beckham isn’t exactly fat or anything, but the body is just way too thin, not enough muscle tone in the middle of the body.
Still, whoever it is is sporting a nice package!
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It is a very unmuscular body for a professional athlete.
I am so glad most American men are circumsized, ew. -
Carol there is nothing wrong with an uncircumsized man. It’s something you get used to and it’s not unclean or anything. It’s also a lot better for the male babies to not circumsize, and some say it’s a cruel practice with no medical purpose, although I would not judge a friend for having her son circumsized, it is a personal choice. There’s nothing gross about it though.
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I agree, CB, Carol get over it. The next phase of this bizarre opinion is that only big boobs are acceptable, and therefore everyone should have surgery.
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lol… Carol, try it, you might like it!!!!!
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Ah! right now, I don’t care if this picture is real or not (lol)…
I think i needed a “full monty” picture today ! Thank you, Celebitchy…omg, between this article and the banning of busy body i just had myself a good laugh. -
Woah, I missed something, busy body got banned? Someone fill me in, please. Was that the one at VA Tech who got banned, one and the same?
Whomever this is is HOT and is definitely sporting a nice package.
Circumcision is personal choice and I don’t think anyone should criticize one way or another.
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who knows, it could be the real becks in the real nude! people are commenting about what a typical athlete’s body looks like…when you’re talking about a natural body (meaning no steroids of plastic surgery tweaking), depending on what sport they specialise in and their activities, their bodies will be different….ok, so, in this pic, it makes sense for a soccer player to have legs that are very muscular and darker than the rest of his body.
i think that the tatoos are ugly.and yes, i read that article aboout the chick danielle who supposedly had this all out horny passionate affair with david beckham. that story made me laugh because it could be summed up in three words… tanning salon, waxing, shaved balls.
what gets me is that this little hootchie danielle describes herself as being victoria’s friend…yeah she is victorias friend and she loves to describe david beckham’s shaved balls.
she has this thingie for playing with the hairless balls of her close friend.
wow, isnt she a good friend? -
I have tried it, I just don’t like it. :p I lived with a man for 3 years who was uncircumsized. It’s not because of hygiene.
And actually, circumsized men are less likely to spread HIV and have a lower instance of penile cancer. In fact they’re trying to get African men to agree to it in an effort to slow the spread of AIDs.
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Carol, that study’s results only apply to AFRICA. Do you live in Africa?
And why in the world would you cut something off of you when you could just wear a condom? They only reason they are recommending it to Africa is because they are so anti-condom there. What else can they do?
As for me and mine, I’m very happy to have been married to a man with all his factory-issued equipment, been with him 17 years, best partner I have ever had.
Some women like convertibles! Personally, I find a cut penis awful-looking, what with the scar around it and looking so unnatural. It always makes me cringe when I see one.
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Oh and it’s spelled “circumcised.” There’s no “z.”
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His todger is nearly as big as his wife!!! WOW. No wonder that woman keeps popping out kids like they’re going out of fashion, man I wouldnt leave the bedroom for days on end if I had that to play with hehe
Circumcision is so overrated. My boyfriend isnt circumcised and I love it. It’s so natural so whatever ever could be wrong with that???
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No, the study was not done in Africa. There have been many studies in different countries.
That’s great if you like it, I don’t and you aren’t changing my mind. I would tell you why but it is sexual and probably would be too explicit for this forum. I also don’t like short men, you think that should change just because your boyfriend is short? (an example, I have no idea how tall your boyfriend is) That’s why everyone is different, we all like different things. -
Easy way to tell its a fake..the tattoos dont look right. They look photoshopped on and they are way too dark for as old as they are and as much time as he spends in the sun.
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Does he (if this is he) have flat feet? Everything looks pretty good until you get to the ankles/feet.
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Clarimonde, you stole my thunder….the tatts look wrong
Even if this is shopped, Becks would do well to keep his mouth shut….can’t hurt his reputation.
: unless of course he thinks uncircumcised men are dirty and ugly LOL (which, of course is his personal choice) -
sorry to steal your thunder xiaoecho.
Im an ink fiend myself so Its the first thing I noticed. Also if you look at the pics taken only a few days ago with Posh on her birthday he has a lot of artwork on his right arm. He is pretty much sleeved now and that doesnt show on this pohoto.
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what a nice package im think it is wankerbal, but i don’t think it is real
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I think this is not real. Tatoos and mascles look like real, but not exact.
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If that’s really him or not, it’s still a sizzling pic. *evil grin*
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Oh my god…
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wow~joke ne!
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일단 저장 ㅋㅋ
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lol~ wow very big
맘에든다 ㅋ -
nim ha…good
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알러뷰 베컴~♡
리얼 빅~ㅋㅋ우 -
코끼리아저씨는코가손이래
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절라크네아징그러 ㅋㅋ
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뭔 갑자기 한국인들이 이렇게나 ㅋㅋ
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Hell Beck or no Beck I love it! Uncut or cut still all the same to me. I
have been blessed with 9 1/2 inches.
And I thank Mom & Dad that they had me
circumsized at child birth. Maybe it’s an American thing. Goodbye for
now from NYC.Rick
I doubt it’s him. If it had been, I think it would have been more publicsed WHY he was doing it, rather than just a random photo of him completely naked showing up on the internet.
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