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Before I start this article–mom turn your head away now.
When I want to spice up my sex life I’ll usually go to buy a nice little negligee, or maybe a video or a toy (I will also be practicing the techniques that Cele|bitchy put out earlier today–who says gossip blogs can’t be educational?). In my experience, that kind of stuff usually works and is harmless enough (ish).
Angelina Jolie, the woman who has been voted the Sexiest Woman Alive in countless of publications that sit next to my boyfriend’s bed, has a more risque approach. She uses knives during sex to cut herself or her partner.
Knives. In bed. With naked dangling body parts that can get hurt easily. In the words of my dear little sister who lives in Chicago: Bitch, please:
Here’s the article from English newspaper Metro on how she told OK! Magazine that sex got boring for her when she was all of fourteen years old, so she felt she needed to kick her sex life up a notch:
She said, “I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn’t feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I’d cut myself. I have a lot of scars. It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened
Now I see what John Voight was trying to say when he said she needed “help”. Angelina, a word if I may: Sex is supposed to feel good; it’s not supposed to hurt! Spanking? Good, if not arousing if you aren’t smacked too hard. Pulling hair–it hurts sometimes, but again, mildy amusing. Taking a switchblade to your man like you’re trying to steal his wallet? NOT GOOD.
Poor Brad. He’s stuck with Elvira, Mistress of the Dark as his missus. I’m going to print that article now and slip it in my boyfriend’s magazines to watch him cringe and cross his legs for all he’s worth.
Written by Jessie
Posted in Photos
49 Responses to “Angelina’s Crazy Knife Sex”
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Diva–I wasn’t doing it for hits on the by line. I was just stating the point that the bitch is crazy for cutting up people during sex. Knives and sex, bad. Don’t really care about anything else she does, frankly, the St. Angelina Schtick is wearing thin on me.
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Please. Everyone knows Angelina cut herself when she was a teen. Nothing new here. Now the MiniVans can express their outrage and count the days until “poor Brad” comes back to JenJen. Yawn.
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Jessie: if you wanted to vent about how much you hate Angelina, you should have just said “the bitch is crazy” right in the byline. Don’t bother trying to report some “news” about it.
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Good article Jessie. Angelina is not the brightest gal around is she? I mean she doesn’t think before she opens her mouth. I don’t think she is as stupid as Rosie is, but really people, “it is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it up and remove all doubt!”
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Isn’t this information really, really old?
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Sounds like the knives incident happened a really long time ago. People change. I don’t think she should be judged by this now at this point in her life. It is freaky though. It kinda makes me like her more, unless it’s bullshit, which is entirely possible. Sometimes celebrities try a little too hard to seem dark and wierd - tortured and special.
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OK–the incident is old. But it’s being rehashed again for publicity or whatever. It’s my job to cover it, even if it is rehashed, so I can’t be beat down for this. I can’t say Angelina is a Crazy Bitch on a byline because then the blog won’t get printed and I’ll get in trouble for saying something I may or may not know is true. I was just trying to say something amusing on how crazy I think she is for using knives during sex. I can’t hate or rate Angelina when I don’t know her personally, but I still can comment on stupid shit she says.
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And once again all of you Angelina-walks-on-water people took the bait!
Yeah it’s probably old but it’s true. It is a celebrity GOSSIP blog afterall.
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don’t rag on Jessie
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I see one of the Brangaloonies has already brought Jen into the mix..Im a Jen fan, and I would hope that she would never take that lying cheater back..But dragging her into every AJ blog, is getting pretty old!
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I know I’ve said this before, but has anyone seen her movie Original Sin? She still likes being cut.
It’s okay-Jessie. Everyone knows Brangie gets a lot of hits. People either love them or hate them.
Well gosh Kallie we heard it here first from Angie’s number one fan(you). Brad is going back to Jen. -
I love how the only ones who bring up Jennifer in these Brangelina posts are the ones who are harping about how her fans can’t stop bringing her up.
I am beyond sick of this stupid St. Angelina argument too. But I can’t help but agree with you, Jessie = sex + knives = bat shit crazy.
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Yawn. Let’s all get out our 15 year old dirty laundry and compare notes. Oh, and don’t forget your
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Is it just me being a prude or is 14 way too young to be having sex?
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Hey , countrybumpkin, Original Sin is a movie that was made 7 years ago. And since it looks like no one has ever told you, movies aren’t real. The people you see on the screen, they’re ACTORS, paid to play a PART.
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Agreed! And to be drinking too.
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This story is only about 7-8 years old!! Why are you posting this? She has said that was a crazy time she was looking for intimacy, now all her craziness and rebellion is invested in her UN work and her children. Let the woman live.
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And people let her ADOPT children?
Would she let Maddox basically pretend fuck other kids, naked?
She is a crock of shit crackpot, not some “ambassador”. That just means she can affored to fly to Pakistan. If you’ve noticed, the world isn’t getting any better. This is FUCKED UP and I don’t care if it is in the past. It’s still HER. -
OMG!! This info is VERY OLD, but i’m not surprise that there are printing it again… for the BUTT UGLY FAT CHICKS of the MiniVan Majority get astonish with Angie’s past behavior!!
I still found it to be so funny that how ANGRY this BUTT UGLY FAT CHICKS of the MiniVan Majority STILL are with Angelina for “stealing” Brad Pitt from their UGLY IDOL MANISTON aka ROTTEN EGGS!!
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I believe that you are misrepresenting the BUTT UGLY FAT CHICKS of the MiniVan Majority. I’m sure that I would fall into that category (although I am semi-cute and do not have a mini-van). Here’s the thing about us…we don’t buy mini-vans or get fat because of the sex appeal, it just comes with children sometimes. As such, most of us are so in love with said children, wanting to make the world a better place for them that we don’t give a flying fuck about AJ or BP or JA. I suspect the Angie haters are some other demographic entirely. I for one (as a representative for the BUFC) am just here for shits and giggles between playing Rapunzel and whiping up spilt milk. Now, if you’ll excuse me, the children and I are off to have dinner with another member of the BUFC (who really does have a mini-van) where we will discuss everything but the fact that AJ used to cut herself.
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Yeah, this is old.
Cutting seems to say nothing more than that she went through a phase of being so emotionally numb - and we all know she has emotional issues (who doesn’t, though not everyone goes to that extreme demonstrating them) that she had to cut herself to feel anything. Doing it with a partner must have added to the intensity of the act.
Somehow I doubt she does that now. Now she collects children for emotional fulfillment. Oh okay, that’s not meant to be mean but you do tend to swop one behaviour for another - it would take decades for her to iron those issues out and I don’t think she has, just transferred them to something else.
But to be honest, that’s what most people do. Juggle issues until they get a handle on them.
No one’s saying she wasn’t crazy at one point. There’s no denial. What people are saying is that dredging up something she can’t go back and change every two minutes is kind of like holding someone accountable for that time they broke their mum’s best china plate when they were five, and lied and said it was their cousin Larry.
She cut herself in the past… and… this is relevant now because? (You do realise depression and repressed anger work themselves out in lots of different ways, right?)
When she, Brad, and the kids, start sporting recent cuts, then you be sure to let us know.
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This is really old….that story was out years ago and she’s said that she doesn’t cut herself anymore.
Besides she won’t do anything stupid like that now that she has kids. She’s stated that in interviews too.
Tell me something I don’t already know
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Haha! I don’t think she could probably do the “knife sex” thing with brad, cuz as soon as she would suggest cutting him, he’d be like “no, no! Not my beautiful face! Not my beautiful body! Please don’t damage my temple!!!” lol!
Sorry, but brad seems to know how hot some people think he is and I don’t think he’d let her do all that, at least not in a place where people would see the marks. And I don’t think he’s afraid to show it all. Then again, what do I know. I figure, as long as that blood ain’t gettin’ on me, they can do whatever the hell they want to in the privacy of their home.
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i like angie a lot…
i know a lot of people who used to cut themselves and have turned out fine.
anyways onto what i was originally planning to say:
i really like your writing style jessie (and not just cuz we have the same name hahaha) its so much better than that UrbanDK guy. god, i used to skip reading articles just because I saw he was the one that wrote them. ANNOYING! but you…you are funny and coherent at the same time. congrats!
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It’s called Piquerism
got this from wiki
Piquerism is a psychosexual disorder in which one finds pleasure in penetrating one’s body with sharp objects (pins, razors, knives, etc.) This is often used as a form of expression, punishment; or for sexual pleasure that is derived from sadomasochistic fantasies.
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I do not give a shit whether Brad is with one or the other, nor do I have kids and/or a mini-van. What does any of that have to do with Angelina being psycho? I’m more tired of the RVMWAWWAJ - that’s RETARDED VIRGIN MALES WITH ACNE WHO WORSHIP ANGELINA JOLIE. Why? Because that is the only reason such psychosis is overlooked and defended in our society, because you want so bad to imagine your dick in her that you’d actually let her cut you up in the exchange, you sick fucks.
What’s actually “astonishing” is that this person actually graduated 4th grade with this grammar:
for the BUTT UGLY FAT CHICKS of the MiniVan Majority get astonish with Angie’s past behavior!!
WTF? Trust me, child: very cute, intelligent, successful single women have just as big a problem with this trashy wierdo as the next guy. Why? Because it’s the right thing to do.
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Everyone acts like this knives during sex is crazy. Nobody is mentioning that some people NOT JUST ANGELINA are attracted to the darker aspects of sex.
Shocking I know but there are resorts, clubs, and sexual shops devoted to an entire group of people who like to be dominated, whipped, tied, and yes even cut. Being as this is a free country people are allowed have their own tastes provided that they aren’t hurting individuals. Their taste doesn’t make them crazy only different. But you know how well people can tolerate differences.
This issue isn’t just one individual. Angelina isn’t being bashed for her interests, she’s being bashed for being honest enough to say what she likes in public. She’s being bashed because even today there are taboo topics that aren’t to be mentioned regarding sex. And you aren’t bashing her alone.
The media plasters women’s bodies and even the idea of having sex with them. They want people to go ahead and think about having sex with them, Because sex sells. Just make sure it’s nice NORMAL sex right? The very fact that the media presents some aspects of sex as good and others as bad urges rebellious people to go outside the norm and explore.
Do you know that there are even people to role play being raped? I’m not talking about men who are working up to becoming rapists I mean normal men and women who like their sex lives to be different. Please a knife in the bedroom isn’t that edgy get out and discover the real world.
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The difference is, other people that like to hurt another or be hurt themseves during sex, don’t usually go on National TV and tell the world all thier dirty little secrets, like phcho Angelina has done.
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I think Jessie did a great job covering this story and those who are ragging on her need to SHUT UP! Especially Diva! Just because YOU probably spend 23 hours of your day reading gossip columns and probably know everything there is to know about celebrities because you have nothing better to do with your spare time, doesn’t mean that everyone else does. I, for one, had never heard this story and I found it very amusing. So Jessie, thank you for that. I know you’re just doing your job. I really enjoy your writing and I’m not a big fan of celebrity blogs.
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now she just tatoos her body, instead of reaching for the knife I wonder what brad thinks when he looks at her tat at the back of her neck that says Know your Rights -
ffs nutbags, the author of this post isn’t the only blog covering this atm. back off & enough w/ the brangelina idolization. this isn’t a fan site ffs.
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my bet says that really behind the closed doors, without anyone anywhere near her and whomever she is f@cking, it is all rather boring and routine.
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the other bet is that brad is going to have some party time (lol) with the staff. there has to be a nanny in there who is waiting for the right moment…if it hasnt happened already.
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V old news. Read it years ago when she was dating Billy Bob. So from what she says, Jolie is a self-admitted cutter. Many cutters do it to actually feel something because they are emotionally numb. The difference between her and most other cutters is that she brags about it like its something sexy and daring. Its called self-harm and its a very sad and horrible affliction. Not something to brag about but something to seek help for.
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she´s a slut, really. omg i hate her so much! ugly face, weird and stickthin body, bad actress, attention whore, “holy” rescue hero and absolutely crazy in my opinion. ugly inside and out!!
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38 comments on one subject in less than 24 hours, and you guys ask why this is being publicized again. does anybody else see the irony?
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Alex, I can smell the irony from here!
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That was my point exactly, Alex.
*smiles at Mariah*
I do very well for one hour of sleep a day, then! Look around you, you are the ONLY one who didn’t know this story years ago. Re-hashing it wasn’t for your benefit. -
Angie is a stinky homewrecking whore. She is mentally ill. Anyone who screws their brother needs serious help. To say they had an unnatural relationship is a major understatement.
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::yawn:: Nothing wrong with Jessie’s writing, and as far as the vitriol, how much of a naive, lifeless sucker do you have to be to get all worked up over what some person you don’t know does in the privacy of her own home, and you believe she screws her brother? Answer: a collosal one.
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pretending and make-believe is not the same as physically cutting and bleeding, you idiot. I mean, let’s talk about all the teenagers non-sexually cutting themselves, should we all just “grow up” about that, too? Don’t you belong on Jerry springer’s forums?
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sounds pretty hot…and also really stupid…
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NO JOCKS. This girl really should had seen a therapist, she has admitted herself that she has mental problems, I surprised her mother who was closest to her did not do anything to help her.
I also heard that if a mother has depression, this can pass to her children when they are growing up.
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My bet is on her already having one, and talking and being honest about it was (since it was quite a long time ago) good therapy at the time. She obviously likes attention, but I see no crimes here.
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I don’t I understand what the hell made her do this stupid things. she has family and friends who love her and enough money to feed a small country. why was (still seems) to be so depressed. there are people out there that have such hard lives living in poverty, war etc. And this issue with her dad, i do not believe it to be that bad. I think she is a spoiled little girl that has been aloud too much freedom at such young age.
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Oh for the love of… needed another round of Jolie arguments, huh?
This is a pathetic ploy to get hits on your byline… and it’ll work, it’s that sensationalistic and inflammatory… but you knew that.
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