Kim Kardashian & Kanye’s wedding weekend sounds absolutely ridiculous

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This is a fresh new pic ^^ of Kim Kardashian just a short time ago in Paris with IgNori. My God, I feel so sorry for Paris and all of the people in Paris this weekend. This is going to be such a huge circus, I can’t even imagine. You’re in my prayers, Paris.

Us Weekly has a rundown of everything we can expect, and what guests can expect. I won’t go into the kind of excessive detail that Us Weekly has, so let’s just do the highlights:

*Guests need to arrive today, and they will find gift bags in their suites worth thousands of dollars. First up: a “French-royalty themed” rehearsal dinner at Versailles tonight.

*Tomorrow morning, all of the guests will board a charted jet for Florence where the real magic happens.

*Construction crews have been working like crazy in Florence to erect (heh) something something for the wedding. There will also be a huge team of hairstylists and makeup people to help everyone primp before the wedding.

*The vows will be exchanged at sunset at the Forte di Belvedere in Florence, which has been rented at a cost of $400,000.

*Us Weekly claims that the actual vows and ceremony will not be filmed for E!, but the wedding prep will be filmed.

*On Sunday, wedding guests will get a brunch in Florence, then a flight back to Paris. Guests “should not be worried” about missed connections, because there’s one wedding planner per five guests. YIKES.

[From Us Weekly, print edition]

And that’s about it. I don’t really know what kind of coverage you guys want of this mess, but I suspect that a lot of the coverage will be contingent on the photos we have. I’m not expecting much. But I do hope we get to see her dress. Yeah, I hate myself for admitting that. Besides, it’s not like any of this is “legal,” right? I doubt they’ve got all of their paperwork in order. This is all just the “show” wedding. The legally binding wedding will be some other time.

Here are some pics of Kim out with her ladies last night – this was her “bachelorette party” I guess.

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Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and WENN.

 

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  1. Ollyholly says:

    It’s not like these are the first tourists to ever come to Paris, we have more obnoxious tourists than any city in the world. They wish they were annoying enough to make a dent in this city, no one here cares.

  2. Squiggles says:

    I am dying of curiosity to see the hot messes that people will be wearing. That is all.

  3. Megan says:

    My grandma used to have a fake Wedgewood vase that looked just like Kim’s dress.

  4. HH says:

    I love how celebrities always think they are going to up their fashion game in Paris, but the entire essence behind classic Parisian style is the ability to look EFFORTLESSLY chic.

  5. Hausfrau says:

    Anyone else confused as to why Paris is involved here at all? Now I know I’ve only been married once (not an expert like KK), but I thought the rehearsal might take place in the venue/country where the ceremony is actually happening? This all sounds exhausting.

    • AG-UK says:

      I don’t think the Versailles would allow them to marry there but they could have gotten married in Paris as if there aren’t any beautiful venues in the city itself. I guess they would let a steel magnate’s daughter but not her :)

      • idk says:

        Kanye has kept the wedding details secret from Kim. It’s reported she has no idea what her wedding is going to look like. I’m guessing this is the reason the rehearsal is in Paris and not Florence. Oh and also because these people love to show off and act important…

      • swack says:

        @idk, I don’t think Kanye has kept the wedding details from her. I’m kind of thinking they are putting this out there so if there is any negative reaction or something goes wrong, they can blame Kanye and restate, once again, how Kim wanted a small intimate wedding.

        BTW, TMZ (just went there) has pictures of them arriving at the “rehearsal” K & K certainly aren’t dressed as French royalty.

      • Sherry says:

        I just looked at TMZ. What is she wearing? My 16 year old daughter’s reaction? She looks like she’s wearing some kind of fancy robe/beach coverup. Kanye’s not wearing a shirt! Looking forward to seeing her actual dress. And will Kanye wear a shirt tomorrow?

      • pru says:

        @idk : not that I doubt you, it sounds like something he’d do, but what’s the point? So he can cherish the look of surprise on her face? Oh, wait, that’s not possible! Just a control freak, I guess.

    • swack says:

      You’re not wrong. I doubt if they have any type of rehearsal whatsoever. Sounds like just a reason to show off.

  6. almondey says:

    I’m not exactly clear on this:

    “Besides, it’s not like any of this is “legal,” right? I doubt they’ve got all of their paperwork in order. This is all just the “show” wedding. The legally binding wedding will be some other time.”

    Why is this a given? I’m pretty sure we had commentators say that the rules in Italy are more lax than Paris…so I guess I’m not clear on why it’s not legal. If it’s easier to file paperwork and make it legal in Italy, I don’t know that I’m convinced that they won’t make it legal. I get the KK mocking here but I don’t think I follow why they won’t make this legally binding if it’s easier to do so in Italy rather than in France.

    ALSO, I’m in LUST with that Balmain dress. It’s 3490343 kinds of beautiful and for once she’s wearing something really well and pulling it off.

  7. Dawn says:

    And who would this be news to? They have to be over the top for anyone to care about them. I will say that I feel extremely sorry for North if she is indeed in that carriage. At her age she should be held in her parent’s arms, sitting in a stroller or left at home. She should not be in a baby buggy covered up by a blanket. These people continue to push the word vile into a whole new category. There is simply NO excuse for this kind of hoopla when this is nothing more than a business agreement and will be over within a few years. And as for those gift bags who wants to bet that everything in it was donated to these two because god forbid they spend their own money on this farce of a wedding.

    • TG says:

      @Dawn – This times a hundred. I bet the recipients of these gift bags have to pay taxes on them as well while Kimmy and her business partner/fiancé get to write everything off as a business expense.

      Oh and why is PMK’s face in every photo I have seen this week?

      • Decloo says:

        The Kardashian/West Wedding Gift Bag:

        1. Copy of Vogue with K&K on the cover
        2. Skin-tight leggings from the Kardashian Kollection at Sears
        3. Clownish contouring makeup from Kardashian Beauty
        4. Tanning spray from Kardashian Sun Kissed
        5. Skin-tight lace top from K-dash for QVC.
        6. Kardashian-endorsed Quick-Trim weight loss pills
        7. Kim Kardashian Signature perfume
        8. Kardashian Kolors nail polish by Nicole OPI
        9. Tria Laser Hair Removal System (for you hairy Armenians like Kim)
        10. Jumbo beach towel with Kim’s face on it from the Kardashian Khaos Store

    • Midnight says:

      I really have to agree. When you think of all the money going into this ceremony, I’m like WTH? It’s not like this is her first marriage coming true, this is her third. She had exactly the same type of over the top marriage when she married Kris Humphreys, which lasted a total of 72 days. Just think of the charities that could benefit from a donation of this size. I’ve always tried to give Kim the benefit of doubt, but right now there is no doubt that she is indeed a fameho!

  8. Abby_J says:

    I wondered what happened to the little doilies that my Nana used to keep on her coffee tables. I guess now I know. They’ve become a dress.

    What an insane circus. I go back and forth as to whether we would be sick this week to miss the wedding, if we were on the guest list, or if we’d make a point to be there because it will be just nuts enough to be entertaining.

    Do they not know how the whole French Royalty thing turned out last time? Will a guillotine be involved in the rehearsal dinner? Do these people know that we laugh at them?

  9. j.eyre says:

    1) Is that her wedding cake in the second photo?

    2) Super Klassy shots of the gals at the Louvre. I have always found Leather & T!ts is a classic go-to theme for museums housing some of the greatest works known to man.

  10. AG-UK says:

    I too feel for those Parisiens. Sounds like a craziness to me and the flight to/from Florence I know it’s an hour or so but still all that drama.

  11. FingerBinger says:

    That second dress is horrible. It looks like a lamp shade. This relationship has been over the top since the beginning,of course the wedding is going to be ridiculous.

  12. Kaylen says:

    Unpopular vote here, but I think Kim is so pretty.

  13. decorative item says:

    What the hell are they going to do with themselves once the wedding is over. I mean, this is what these two like most of all, planning stupid shit that celebrates them. Actually being married will be such a let down.

  14. dorothy says:

    It sounds like they are trying to make it much more important than it really is. Which, in turn makes them look like fools. Shocker.

    • kri says:

      Okay, fellow posters-one last push, and it’ll all be over!!! Let’s take a deeeeep breath and finish this. Okay, so I’m feeling all lovey today, so I’m just gonna thank these two fools for all the insanity and inanity they give us. Think of all the fun we will have dissecting the “fashion” next week. I can’t wait to see bridesmaid camel-toe and god only knows what other faux-pas.

  15. Josephine says:

    I think they are “protesting” a bit too much – folks actually in love don’t need the show and excess. She looks miserable. She must be wondering what will become of her after this. How is she going to garner attention now? She’s done the multiple marriages/divorces, kid, porn, plastic surgery, weight gain, weight loss…. And Kayne will always be more important than her.

  16. JudyK says:

    I read on another site that the Bachelorette party dress Kim is wearing cost $20,000. I just can’t deal with such indulgence. You know, starving children and irrelevant stuff like that.

  17. idk says:

    I don’t think they will ever make it “legal”. They think the public will forget about the fact they didn’t actually sign a marriage certificate. I think it’s ridiculous to have the rehearsal in one country and the wedding in another. Come on ! All the things that can go wrong…

  18. Jana says:

    Rehearsal dinner at Versailles? I thought they released a statement saying they get a private tour and nothing else.

    • Joffreys says:

      You can get a private dinner and tour, but not a wedding, which is what they wanted. Only billionres and 500 million dollare type rich folks can afford a wedding in Versailles.
      Also, Versailles released a statement saying American celebs are not eligble to have wedding in that venue.
      I think that’s the reason why the wedding is in Florence and not Paris. They tried very hard for the Palace but it was rejected.

  19. OriginalCrystal says:

    All this for her 3rd wedding ? I wonder what she’ll do for her fourth…

  20. paola says:

    Where are her A-list celebrity friends?

  21. Barnkitty says:

    Not an A-Lister in the bunch for Kim’s Bachelorette Party!

  22. RedWeatherTiger says:

    I feel bad for the poor souls who saved their whole lives to go to Paris and have had their trips planned for a long time, and then they get stuck being there the same time THIS mess comes to town.

    That dress Kim is wearing for the Louvre Conga Line? She looks like a cheap vase. Not even a French one.

    One last thing: if this were someone in my family, and I had to get all dressed up and moon over her just a few years ago so she could be married for a month, and now I had to haul my cookies to Paris to moon over her AGAIN, I would be so far over it you wouldn’t even recognize me, because I’d be the wedding guest smoldering in her own vile hatred for the bride.

  23. dahlianoir says:

    We personally don’t care, Pray for Florence, They are the one who get the biggest circus.

    Let them eat cake !

    • paola says:

      I live in Florence. I live 200mt away from where they’re supposed to get married.
      I can’t even muster a word to express how disappointed I am that tomorrow morning I won’t be able to go for my morning run right there where i go every day because of road blocking for the ‘Royal wedding’.
      They’ve ruined my day.

      • word says:

        They shouldn’t be allowed to block public roads. That is really unfair. They aren’t even citizens of that country…they don’t pay taxes there. Why should they be allowed to just take over public space like that?

      • paola says:

        They’ll get married in a very secluded place.. they paid 300.000 euro to the city of Florence to rent the venue for ONE DAY.. i think the roads will be blocked because for security reasons ( so many ‘celebrity’ guests) . So maybe they’ll just block the roads for a couple of hours to let the guests in to the Fort, but I still am not pleased even because I’m not sure of what will happen exactly. I guess I’ll find out tomorrow with the rest of the world!

      • Tracy says:

        Sorry this trashy family will be in your beautiful city. :-(

      • skeksis says:

        You can’t muster a word to express your disappointment that you have to change your jogging route for ONE DAY? You lead a privileged life.

      • Kate2 says:

        I went to Florence 2 years ago as a stop on a cruise, it was amazing and so so beautiful. One of the pictures I took of the Duomo is my Twitter background. I bought the guest book and pen for my friends bridal shower at a store just of the Piazza that hand crafts its own decorated paper. Spent a freaking fortune but it was worth it.

        I would absolutely kill to spend more time in Italy in general but Rome and Florence in particular. What a beautiful country.

        I’m sorry these vile countrymen of mine are creating such a clusterfuck for you.

      • paola says:

        @skeksis
        No I don’t live a privileged life but you know it’s Saturday, I don’t have to work and that is the only area near whihere I live where I can find grass and trees. I can only enjoy this on a Saturday morning because .And yes I’m sorry I can’t go running because of 2 rich non tax paying foreigners are getting married bringing a circus to town. I’d like to know if you’d like it if you couldn’t even go to your own house without getting questioned by security people having all the roads blocked in the neighborhood.

        @kate2
        It is beautiful but also very expensive living here!

  24. TheCountess says:

    Was dress #1 made during a “Project Runway” unconventional materials challenge?

  25. Angee says:

    How exhausting it must be to focus so much on things that are so unimportant in the grand scheme of life.

    • Victoria waters says:

      Very well said! It takes her hours to just walk the baby down the street for show! And she is never with that poor baby! It’s a pathetic circus, narrsasistic, show! They aren’t even going to be legally married,it’s all for show and they will legally marry somewhere else! So, desperate for attention it’s sick! So, many suffering people that they could help,but they throw their money away for one weekend of trying to be royalty,like the are so important! Just disgusting!

  26. TX says:

    That dress makes her look like a Care Bear.
    Say something nice: it looks like she is having a great time with her girls!

  27. Elisabeth says:

    I wonder which girl housed the brain when they all went out

  28. Ginger says:

    UGH! The bachelorette party…what on earth are these girls wearing? Most of them look like the call girls here in Vegas that are getting into cabs very early in the morning at the hotels on the Strip. Sorry for sounding judgy…just calling it as I see it.

  29. nicegirl says:

    I am probably in the minority, and I’m old, but I love some of the pieces a few of her gals are wearing – the jacket on the gal second from left, dress & shoes on gal 3rd, entire outfit on cute gal 4th from left . . .

  30. Dani says:

    It is said that third times the charm but isn’t she over big spectacle weddings? I had ONE and just thinking about it is exhausting.

  31. aquarius64 says:

    Using the baby as pap bait again : ( I feel sorry for North.

    The Balmain dress looks like expensive sausage casing. Squeezed into a dress as usual. (Tell me again how she got the Vogue cover?)

    Bracing myself for the costume themed rehearsal dinner. It’s going to be a mess; I just know it.

    For a previous KK thread from today: if Sarah Burton does a wedding dress similar to Duchess Kate for the Kartrashian she better be prepared for a wall of hate.

  32. Chloeee says:

    Chick in the last photo with the hair and that outfit has GOT TO GO. I’ll give Kim this-she’s got nice legs.

  33. Reece says:

    Mona Lisa is not smiling.

    And pray for me y’all but I kinda like that butterfly/moth dress…WTF is that?

  34. The Original G says:

    Please STOP sticking your tits out on the street and the airport.

  35. zbornak syndrome says:

    Seems like yesterday she was having a lot of hoopla surrounding her 2nd wedding. Jeez

  36. MaggieOwns says:

    Anyone else think it’s strange that neither of her sisters were at her “bachelorette” party??

  37. MediaMaven says:

    Isn’t PMK an “ordained minister”? Probably through her “Church of Tax Evasion”? Maybe she’ll just marry them at some point…….pass that collection plate, people.

  38. L says:

    Only these two would add additional ‘scenery’ to the building and grounds of a beautiful villa in Italy.

  39. Darlene says:

    Please stop calling the baby igNori. Please.

  40. swack says:

    Question: If this is not legally binding, then will they really get legally married? And, has the prenup been signed because the tabs made a big deal last week about it NOT being signed.

  41. qtpi says:

    Serious question: Does Kanye know we are all laughing at him?

    Also – I’ve said it before and I will say it again… somewhere Reggie Bush is doing kartwheels that he avoided marrying into that disaster of a family.

    • TG says:

      Awe but Reggie and Kim looked so good together and I can’t help but thinking that his new girl looks like a cheap knockoff of Kim and that is hard to so since Kim looks like a cheap knockoff of Beyonce or some fashionista most of the time.

  42. Mabry says:

    Did that fruit Kanye pick her wardrobe? These two don’t realize what fools they look like. What an embarrassment. I will tune in to their show to watch this spectacle. Who doesn’t want to see a train wreck?

  43. drea says:

    One of her friends isn’t wearing a shirt under her blazer

    • me says:

      Wow is that the type of dress you wear to a rehearsal dinner? She is so tacky. I must say her make-up looks amazing in those pics and her hair is nice and loose, much better than that super tight pulled back look she does. If one didn’t know better, you would assume some sort of European royalty was getting married…those pics are ridiculous.

  44. Thnuggaboo says:

    So will there be a conveniently placed and decorative guillotine to go with the French royalty theme?

  45. magpie says:

    Pfff. Versailles is wayy out of Paris. I doubt the Parisans even know or care what’s going on.

  46. caz says:

    I give them 1 year. Aren’t people getting married supposed to look happy?

  47. Neners says:

    Chavtasticness at its very, very worst.

  48. Dizzle says:

    Ugh. I just want it to all be over so we can get on with the separation. We’ve got bets going at the office. That being said, I actually really like the “bachelorette” dress. It’s got a nice pop of color and she doesn’t look like a stuffed sausage.

  49. Huh? says:

    Her bachlorette looks like a “ho stroll” and how are the Smiths being investigated but the youngest Kartrashian refuses to wear pants and it is all good???

  50. Jayna says:

    I just can’t with those faces she’s giving for the paps. She must stand in front of the mirror and practice that facial expression. She’s so dumb. She thinks that exudes being on another level like Princess Diana. All she looks is vacate and a poseur. It’s so fake. It’s your wedding and you are getting all the attention you love. Smile like a normal person and stop giving us Lady Gaga face.

  51. natie says:

    I am disgusted that Valentino hosted a brunch for them. This is a guy who dresses big A listers and politicians wives, why would he sink himself so low by playing host for these pigs? I lost respect for anyone who is associated with this trash.

  52. LAK says:

    However will she top this wedding when she marries the next guy and the one after that?

  53. Jayna says:

    Weight loss isn’t suiting Kim’s face. In their photos at their rehearsal dinner or party in France, whateve it was, her face is so thin and makes her look older, and she looks just like Kris.

  54. Maria of MD says:

    Poor Firenze! What did it do to deserve that circus descending on them next?!

  55. aquarius64 says:

    It’s reported that best man Jay-Z thinks this ceremony is a bit much. Given he and Beyonce’ got married on the QT, not one pap picture, I can see his point at that time.

    But look at the wedding gift Jay gave Kanye (not Kim or Kimye): a diamond encrusted whiskey flask with $10,000 bottle of scotch for Kanye to have on his wedding day. Giving the groom liquor on his wedding day is not a good sign I think.

  56. Vilodemeanus says:

    I think it’s funny Parisian officials aren’t backing down and allowing them to actually marry at Versailles, so the entire party has to be shlept to another country for the actual vows. Yes to Paris for costing these two turds a fortune and not caving to celebrity, no matter how tenuous so they couldn’t marry where they wanted to.

  57. Ikheci Nawao says:

    Why are human beings so wicked and jealous of some one else life …why cant people leave Kim and Kanye alone to enjoy their special marriage any how they want to…. its their life more so its their money ..people ..get over it and leave this couple alone ….

    • Abby_J says:

      We’d love to, but they do seem to spend an enormous amount of time trying to get their names in the press, thereby making us have to hear about them.

      They can’t put their lives on display for the whole world to see, then expect to be left alone when people aren’t impressed.

      Lets be honest, we talk about them because they want us to.

      • Belle Epoch says:

        HAHAHAHA if we “left them alone” they would go insane making up even crazier antics for attention. That’s all they care about!

        And WICKED? Gimme a break. It’s wicked to spend millions of dollars (theirs or other people’s) on a freak show when there are so many serious problems that money could help. Medical research, the poor, education, pollution, pick your favorite cause and just imagine what a difference ALL THIS MONEY could make. The world does not need a Wall of Flowers for KK (what junkyard is that thing in now?).

    • word says:

      @ Ikheci Nawao

      LOL I don’t think Kim would appreciate you telling the public to leave her alone. SHE calls the paps to get her pic taken. She’d have a mental break down if no one paid attention to her.

  58. GIRLFACE says:

    Ridiculous! She is shaming that Balmain. She looks like a sausage in a casing made of fondant.

  59. Nibbi says:

    Actually i think the legal status of their wedding will be legit: it’s the fact that they are flying to Italy, where destination weddings are a huge industry and where the paperwork, time delays, etc., are vastly reduced, to do the actual vows. here in france you legally have to reside for at least i think 30 days and even then you can only get married in the city hall corresponding to your address. (any and all religious ceremonies must be preceded by the civil ceremony, as well.) they can rent out the fanciest chateau on the planet, but to make it real they need to go somewhere else like all the other non-resident wannabe money-splashers, muahahahaa… in a way it’s pretty dumb to have to include jet travel during a wedding weekend, as there are countless breathtaking wedding venues all over Tuscany which would surely be a lot more convenient for everyone and still absolutely spectacular, but that wouldn’t cut it, they’re going for glitz chop-off-their-heads name value and recognition here, not local splendor …

  60. Francis says:

    Of course the legal paperwork is all worked out, the wedding has been in the planning for almost two years.
    I think Kim’s face is stunning.
    I actually liking all the brouhaha in the press over the wedding. People can say what they want,laugh, joke, but I doubt Kim cares, she and Kanye will end up making more covers,making more money off of this in the end. Kim may be a lot of things,but gotta give her props for knowing how to keep the press interested and making money for being KmK.

  61. lemon says:

    Any truth to the rumor that Ryan Seacrest was left off the list? Fingers krossed for a Kris vs. Ryan fight to death. Ryan will will for sure.