The Kimye Wedding featured drama, headless statues & a huge, gold toilet tower

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Here are some newish photos of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Prague, Czech Republic. They were in Ireland for most of last week, enjoying a relatively low-key honeymoon. They apparently cut it short because Kanye’s stylist is getting married in Prague, so they arrived early and they’ve been taking in the sights. They went shopping (the photos of Kim in black leather) on Parizska (which is apparently the posh, high-end shopping district), then went for a walk in the “old town” area. The photos of Kim and Yeezus in white are where they were taking a trip to the Ploskovice Castle. That might have something to do with the wedding, I guess. They’ve also been going on “romantic dinners” and such.

We got a request to cover this NY Post rundown on everything that went down during The Kimye Wedding – the piece is really long and really funny, so you can read the full thing here. It includes details about the reception, like “Kanye danced five songs alone with Kim to John Legend (playing the marble piano), with no one else on the dance floor, and light only on them… Kanye then gave a 45-minute toast to himself.” But the best parts were about how Kanye was going crazy just before the wedding. Some highlights:

The biggest decorative element of the wedding was a giant gold box, 49 feet (15 meters) tall, which contained the bathrooms. It was situated right next to the dinner tables at the reception with a bar in front of it. According to one Italian, “Their toilet was the star of the show.” The Italians named it the Torre di Bagni Oro (translation: the Gold Toilet Tower).

The dinner table was a long marble table. Instead of place cards, they had a team of Italian stonemasons engrave the name of each guest into the marble of the tabletop in front of the individual place settings. The job was finished the night before. Unfortunately, the wedding planners had spelled some people’s names wrong.

Four days before the wedding, they ordered 30 life-size nudes to be made from black marble from Carrara. The marble workers worked through the night to cut enough blocks, but 10 of them fell apart, another 10 were too damaged in transit to put out, and of the remaining 10, four were missing their heads. They were put out around the dinner tables. Kanye came to the venue two hours before the wedding during set-up and ordered the marble nudes moved out farther away from the dinner tables. Each weighed half a ton, so the whole crew spent the final two hours rushing to get them moved. The forklifts were the first thing the guests saw upon arrival. And the gleaming Gold Toilet Tower.

… And the most prominent wedding gift was a giant bottle of Chianti, which had been dipped in gold (probably great for the flavor of the wine), the cork replaced with a diamond, a gift from Jay Z (a no-show).

[From The NY Post]

There are other gems in the piece, like Kanye taking a saw to the all-white bar just an hour before the wedding, and Kanye bitching about the visible speakers on the state-of-the-art sound system, reportedly saying: “You Italians don’t understand my Minimalist style.” Jaden Smith acted like a hyperactive child throughout the wedding and many people were completely blitzed before the vows were even exchanged. Apparently they treated Andrea Bocelli like crap too.

So… yeah. What did you expect? Of course it was going to be a mess. But the only thing Kim and Kanye cared about was that the photos looked good.

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  1. GeeMoney says:

    I’m mad at myself for clicking on this article.

    • Allie says:

      Agreed.

      • Sabrine says:

        I wasn’t there. I don’t care what they had at their wedding. Obviously it’s to their taste. End of story.

    • Stef Leppard says:

      So wasteful!!! Ugh, I hate these people. They are the antithesis of the way I live my life. I wish they would just go away already. I don’t know why I clicked either. I’m a masochist, I guess.

    • FLORC says:

      Then don’t click the article. Then there will be less posts about Kim. It’s just that simple.
      You give the threads enough traffic to justify more coverage and then complain about all the coverage she gets here.

      And damnit I like her black and white suits. Full coverage and good tailoring. This needs to replace her awful cut out outfits.

      • GeeMoney says:

        Sarcasm is dead, I guess. And I didn’t complain. I’m just mad at myself.

      • kcarp says:

        I made a promise to myself that I wouldn’t read anymore Kardashian articles and look at me now.

        I have quit watching the show in the closet. I can say Keeping up with the Kardashians is no longer my dirty secret.

      • snark says:

        Good tailoring indeed- probably the best I’ve seen on her ever.

    • Kate2 says:

      Yup. I feel dirty.

    • Dommy Dearest says:

      I came here for the toilet tower.

      • Just Me (and my Bobby McGee) says:

        Me, too. Except, I thought it said “toilet shower” and I really wanted to know how that worked!

    • NYC_girl says:

      I am mad too. I’m punching myself in the arm between typing.

  2. NewWester says:

    Kim Kardashian had a “Gold Toilet Tower” at her wedding. I would make a comment, but way too easy. Plus treating Andre Bocelli like crap? These people are really trash

    • Tracy says:

      The jokes write themselves with this one.

    • Lollipop says:

      Waht did they do to Andrea?

      • eliza says:

        He was a guest but there was no dinner seat for him and he asked for a glass of water, they told him he was done and sent him on his merry way after he performed.

      • The Original Mia says:

        Because some of their guests brought entourages, he lost his seat at the reception. He said he could sit at the bar with a glass of water. They said no. He was done singing, so he needed to leave. TACKY & LOW CLASS!

      • sunsetsnow says:

        This has got to be a joke, right?

      • kibbles says:

        Unreal. Andrea should not have performed at Kimye’s trashy wedding. He’s too good for that. I don’t care how much Kimye paid him to perform, the way he was treated was disrespectful. He couldn’t drink water or have a seat even though this wedding cost millions of dollars? No words.

      • Tracy says:

        Wow. They treated someone with actual talent that way? These people are atrocious.

      • bluhare says:

        I can’t believe what they did to Bocelli. Invite him as a guest, not have a seat for him, have him sing for her professional (Freudian slip and it stays), then don’t even let him sit at the bar with a glass of water. He was done singing so it was time to go home.

        He didn’t have a seat because their asshole guests brought entourages who effed up the seating. Some A-List. Can’t even find room for a blind man.

      • Lola says:

        My jaw dropped to the floor when I read this… If I ever get married I would love to have Andrea Bocelli sing at my wedding, know that it will probably never happen, will have the DJ play his songs …. and no, I would not treat a blind man or any person with such disrespect. These people are unhinged!

      • msw says:

        I’m unsurprised. These two buttholes don’t care about anybody else. They probably think they are just as legendary as Bocelli.

        These tacky mofos. They are just caricatures. Of course they spend tons of money on sh*t, from their 24 karat gold toilets to grand thrones behind the bar at their wedding. It’s perfect.

      • decorative item says:

        Why Andrea agreed to perform at their wedding is beyond me. Hopefully he has learned his lesson.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      They really are trash. Lipstick on a pig comes to mind. I bet they didn’t even pay the Minister (or whomever officiated the ceremony).

      And it IS possible to implement a “No Entourage” rule. Others have done it.

    • decorative item says:

      I love Prague. Such a beautiful place. Lots of wonderful artwork to be found. Many Russian artists ended up there after the Russian government stopped supporting them.
      Once you get of of the city it’s not so nice because of all the old communist housing blocks everywhere, but the city itself is so charming and full of history. Lost, I’m sure, on these two.

      • Kellie says:

        It looks like a beautiful place!
        I was noticing her choice of footwear. Nothing says practical, like skinny heels on cobblestone streets.

      • doloreschurch says:

        Prague is beautiful for all the reasons you stated.
        I remember one afternoon sitting at a cafe with my sister, watching all the women walk by in their stilettos. It’s impressive on all that cobblestone. Kim will be having some bunion surgery in her near future.

  3. Eleonor says:

    Marble of Carrara…of course these two wanted it…I am saddened by this, I am from Tuscany, and greediness is what is destroying the Apuane Alpes which are literally made in marble.

  4. DanaG says:

    Sounds like a trashy wedding for a trashy couple. Questionable style and like Kim and Kanye no substance. What a waste of money. Can’t wait for the divorce.

    • janie says:

      I can’t remember the rules for the prenup, but doesn’t she have to stay married a year for the cash to kick in? They’re such loving parents, lets hope she doesn’t come home pregnant.

    • Mia V. says:

      “Kim and Kanye Divorce: Klass Act” will be an E! special in two years.

  5. eliza says:

    I have to laugh at the faces Kim now mimics of Kanye’s. I guess in trying to reform her image he sold her a bill of goods that smiling for the paps is a no/no. That the petulant child face gives them more mystery and prestige as if these constant self appointed pap outing were such a burden on such a talented, put upon, busy, jet setting couple.

    The constant “Faces of Constipation and Misery” only make them look like the truely desperate attention whores that they are.

    As for the wedding shenanigans, did we expect classy and modest?

  6. Miss5280 says:

    A toilet was the star – very appropriate for a bride whose claim to fame is getting pee’d on. I wonder if fancy toilets will become a tradition for all of her future weddings, too?

    • Nicolette says:

      +1. With their odd way of thinking, you wonder if this was an homage to the tape that has brought her and her family fame and fortune.

    • bluhare says:

      And he didn’t like the lighting so it was dark in there. What fun.

    • kri says:

      Yes, you know-I feel like they made an error choosing Bocelli to sing. They should have had Ray-J with R. Kelly as back-up. “Singin In The Rain” “Here Comes The Rain Again” ohhhhh, it was too easy. Sorry, guys.

  7. Jacqueline says:

    All I can think is that those shoes wouldn’t ever be among my choices to go sight-see on cobblestone streets. These people put appearance before everything, including their comfort and that of others. I’d love to hear from guests what their experience was, but it’s also what they get for participating in the freak show.

    I am loving all of the reports that the “A-list” guests were offended at the spelling of their names and the Toilet Tower. Like there were any a-listers there….

    • Miss5280 says:

      Is is wrong of me that I would laugh and laugh if she fell?

    • Godwina says:

      You’d think people who put appearances before anything would know enough to snip the damned tags off the new red scarf!

    • doloreschurch says:

      I remember being in Prague watching the hen parties walk by. Those ladies were wearing some tight dress with sky high heels. They would have to hold on to each other to walk down the street. They looked so painfully uncomfortable negotiating that cobblestone.
      Great people watching!

    • heljeeeeeeeee says:

      So funny, it reads “TORTURE” right beside of Kim’s a$$ ;DDDD

  8. Sel says:

    I clicked and read the article and wondered, multiple times, is this for real? It’s so bad it’s unbelievable!

    • bluhare says:

      For my money, it’s the best article ever written about a Kardashian. EVER!!!

    • Miffy says:

      I’m with you there, I was laughing reading it but it can’t be real, can it? People like that don’t REALLY exist?!?

    • Size Does Matter says:

      I’m wondering the same. This stuff can’t possibly be true, can it? And I guess the gold toilet tower was basically a glorified porta-potty since they had to haul everything to the top of the bluff?

  9. lisa2 says:

    I’m looking at them “sight seeing”.. It looks more like a fashion show. More about what they are wearing than what they are seeing. Shame they can’t just throw on something and just enjoy the beauty of these amazing places..

    • bluhare says:

      I think these two truly believe *they* are the sights. And they are. Just not in the way they think.

  10. Eleonor says:

    For the record: I’d love to have a recap of this mess written by someone who worked there. That could be real gossip gold.

  11. rya says:

    It really blows my mind that 2 people can really be this self obsessed, egoistic, narcissistic, shallow and dumb. It is just pathetic.

    • Christin says:

      And just so wasteful. It was assumed to be a tacky affair, but just so utterly wasteful as well. And he was describing himself as having a minimalist approach? Money truly cannot buy taste.

      • Mingy says:

        I thought the same, Christin.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        All so true. Such excess, waste, gaudy conspicuous consumption without a modicum of taste, elegance or the true meaning of the ceremony. They really are the worst. They deserve each other.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Goodnames! Hello, my sweets.

    • bluhare says:

      It’s because idiots like us read this crap and then comment on it.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        Lol. Sad, but oh so true. I hate myself now. Thanks.

      • rya says:

        yes! you are totally right. I swear it was the last time I clicked on anything Kardashian. It´s a waste of time.

      • bluhare says:

        I’m selling hairshirts at the door. (I’m feeling medieval today)

  12. Lou says:

    Suckers. My wedding had no names spelled wrong! I bet no one had fun except Kris Jenner, to be honest.

    • Pri says:

      agree! All that show off with the gold toilet, expensive marbles (I’m guessing) and what not and you get the simplest things wrong. Shame.

      Kris must be ruing, thinking that if only Kanye had given her the ropes, it would have turned out perfect. Less messy in terms of display. As for the people, Kris knows they’re all trashy, which means more drama, meaning more money for them.

    • bluhare says:

      And BatIdiot flapping around.

      • prayforthewild says:

        You saw that too? I was wondering if anyone else saw a pic of Jaden Smith. I wish they’d covered it here, or if they have then I missed it. BatIdiot! Lololol!

      • bluhare says:

        I was going to say BatKid, but that would seriously insult the real BatKid!

        Wait BatKidiot. That one works.

      • Size Does Matter says:

        OMG BATKIDIOT!!! You win the internets! He must have been high, right? Everyone knows only the bride wears white to the wedding. There was no space for Andrea Boccelli but BATKIDIOT got to stay.

    • doloreschurch says:

      Is it true that Kris and Chrissy Teigen wore the same dress??
      The linked NY Post article is the first I had heard that.
      That would be no fun for Kris, but lots of fun for us.

  13. Intro Outro says:

    Does Kanye ever smile? He always looks so disgruntled in all his photos with Kim. Or is his face just as prone to freezing in one kind of expression as her face is? Because her expression almost never changes. Which is very boring.

    I hope they both switch on at least some kind of positive facial expressions when interacting with their cute baby.

  14. lisa2 says:

    So Jaden Smith actually wore that White Batman or whatever it was to the actual ceremony. I saw a picture of him standing clapping as Kim/Kanye were walking down the aisle.

    I was shocked that Kanye let that happen. It was rude.

    • Abby says:

      Of all the craziness that went down, that part stuck me the most. Plus, we have photographic evidence that it really did happen, unlike some of the other stuff.

      Why did Jaden’s PARENTS let that happen? Didn’t they attend too?

      • bluhare says:

        I don’t think so, and they don’t parent because kids know what they’re doing. Which is why they’re now being investigated by child services.

      • M.A.F. says:

        I don’t think they went. I think they expect the village to raise their children and not themselves. Thank goodness Will’s oldest seems to have his head on straight.

  15. original kay says:

    that white outfit is gorgeous. hers, not his

  16. Kitkatk8 says:

    Classless, narcissistic and trashy….sounds like just about what everyone expected from them.

    Upon reading the New York Post article in is entirety, I am super disturbed by Jaden Smith’s behavior! Isn’t he like 15?! That part of the article gave me the creeps – that and him in a photo with Joe Francis!! Ew.

    These people are all gross. One worse than the next

    • doloreschurch says:

      I can’t believe that behavior was tolerated. Who cares about his parents letting him do whatever he wants. The bride and groom should have been mortified and addressed it.

  17. Tracy says:

    These two still married??

  18. Belle Epoch says:

    While they were in Cork (known for its little pubs, not high end shopping), they were so bored they went to the movies twice in one day. That’s all they could think of doing? On their honeymoon? In Ireland? SIT IN A MOVIE THEATER? To me that says it all.

    • eliza says:

      There is a saying that just because you travel, does not mean you are well traveled. I think that applies here.

      • Godwina says:

        This. It also reminds me of an old Kate and Allie episode when Kate is on the phone to a travel client telling her “You’ll be staying at the Hilton in Paris and the Sheraton in Rome–you’ll never know you left America!”

    • Mingy says:

      sounds like a couple that enjoys each other’s company, no?

    • M.A.F. says:

      Ha. I was wondering why they went to the movies. I’m not a huge drinker but I would have gone to the pub and tried at least one local beer.

    • doloreschurch says:

      It’s so fun to go to the pubs and chat with the locals. The Irish are great people and delighted you are visiting their country. At least in my experiences. And yes they are Kim and Kanye. But it’s Cork, not even Dublin and I don’t see them getting over run by fans or paparazzi. Nothing their body guards couldn’t control.

  19. My eyes! says:

    Omg, look at the last leather pants from behind pic.
    Kims birthing a giant egg in her pants! Thats the worst butt on the planet. Ew.

    • bluhare says:

      She always looks like she stuffed a load of dirty laundry down her pants these days.

  20. maynot says:

    “His minimalist style”… sure, minimalist like his wife’s axx.

  21. Naomi says:

    This couple may have money but it in no way confers class. I have seen them in the company of people who do have class these clearly are acquaintances or photo ops because neither Kim nor Kanye show any signs that they have grown or changed as one does over time spent with longtime friends. Kim adjusts to which ever man she is with. The way she dresses and her facial expressions are dictated to her by her husband rather than her mother now. The only thing that seems truly her own is her desire to focus attention on her breasts and her behind. As long as those areas are clearly defined and there is a camera to capture it she seems fine. I think she looks very good in the white outfit. Yet again, the outfit is so closely tailored we get camel toe and while the jacket does look good it also looks to be too tightly fitted so as to emphasize her breasts. Her insistence on wearing ill fitting clothing is sad. It is horrifying to consider what she will look like in twenty years. Fifty year old camel toe isn’t pretty no matter who you are.

  22. Cate says:

    Is it wrong that all I can think about is how funky the body odor must be with both of them walking around in leather all day… it must be a swamp in there when they get home, just sayin’

    • floridaseaturtle says:

      You are not alone, that was my first thought upon seeing that pic also.

  23. Nicolette says:

    ‘And the most prominent wedding gift was a giant bottle of Chianti’. Did it come with a serving of fava beans too?

  24. Mingy says:

    ok that page six article was amazing! kanye, you are such an epic douchebag!
    the part about kim screaming at the spotlight on her crotch..awesome.

    • Skyblue says:

      +100000! I laughed so hard at the vision of Kanye sawing the bar in half and Jaden running around in a white batman suit knocking glasses off the tables.

  25. tifzlan says:

    Why did they put a toilet next to the dinner area….?

  26. hunaww says:

    “Kanye then gave a 45-minute toast to himself….”

    Kanye’s being described perfectly in one sentence.

    • Tracy says:

      I would come to the wedding a few drinks in too if I had to sit through that.

      • Bob Loblaw says:

        Just take a drink every time he refers to his genius during the speech, you’ll be hammered by the end.

  27. Ice Queen says:

    I love her jacket and that white suit. I don’t care about the story. It’s nothing surprising.

  28. Dragonlady sakura says:

    Can’t wait for her next wedding! I wonder who will be the (un)lucky guy?

  29. Dawn says:

    It was not a legally binding marriage anyway. It was just an event for Kanye and Kim to try and show off. Everything the Kardashian family touch seems to turn to crap! I find it all very believable and extremely funny! A woman passed out, a fan really thinking that Justin Bieber would give two snaps and show up for these two losers pretend wedding. I think they just invited a ton of A-listers in hopes of getting nice presents so Kim can have an EBay sale. In fact I won’t believe they are legally married anywhere until I see the paper work with the state seal saying they are. Kanye West is insane enough to believe they are married because of this pretend wedding and never bother to get it legally done. Oh and let’s not forget the “art” work. I find this all believable and yet totally sad and good for Jay Z for skipping this mess. Although both Kim and Kanye are small in stature they are huge in ugly.

    • word says:

      Just imagine how tacky North’s first bday party will be. The party won’t be about Nori, it will be all about Kim and Kanye.

    • M.A.F. says:

      It was reported weeks before this weeding that they got their wedding licenselicense in the States so I’m sure they are legally married.

      • Ag-UK says:

        A wedding licence in the states won’t be valid outside of the US. They have to apply in Italy in person or send someone in their place prior to the ceremony. If it’s anything like buying property in Italy a lot of red tape.

      • msw says:

        The point is they can or did get married in a civil ceremony here. A church wedding in Italy is never binding anyway.

        I’m surprised they got a license at all. I figured they were doing the Italian wedding thing to avoid an actual legal marriage.

    • Mia V. says:

      Kardashians are the Midas of Krap.

  30. jwoolman says:

    Kanye sounds more and more insane with every story. I wonder what Kim really thinks of it all.

    And Jaden Smith- whaaa? I assume he was Kylie’s guest. I’d think he was wasted but he must have planned the costume. Well, he still could have been wasted. What was he thinking? Hasn’t he ever been to a wedding before? Why didn’t somebody take the lad aside and read him the proverbial riot act?

    • M.A.F. says:

      You have heard about his parents lately right? I think they stopped parenting once their kids hit 13 because those teen years are the easiest.

      I hope one of their kids pulls their head out of their ass before it is too late.

      • doloreschurch says:

        His parents weren’t there.
        I am surprised another guest didn’t deal with him.
        He was smashing glasses to the ground. That is so destructive and allowing it to continue adds another trashy element to an already trashy event.

    • Liberty says:

      Kim makes me think of what a bride from the Middle Ages married off to a mad king by parental machinations must have looked like. Dead faced and trudging along, aware it’s all for money, land, politics, and you’re just a commodity and yow, sometimes you’re stuck on your own dealing with King Crankpot.
      (PS no sympathy from me)

  31. Tiffany says:

    Speaking of third wedding. Melissa Ethridge had hers this weekend. Ahhh, drama at its best.

    Is there not a saying of how your SO treats their ex is a glimpse of how they will treat you.

  32. Patty Cake says:

    I wonder if the Bocelli thing really happened. Maybe ..maybe not. I think some things get exaggerated when written about these two. Yes, I don’t like them either, but..oh, well. I would be mad too if my fixtures and things that I paid a sh!t load of money we’re not ready for my wedding. I think anyone can agree that when you purchase a product from a retailer and the product doesn’t turn out as ordered for the event, you would be upset too. So what if it is a golden toilet? Lots of people have weird things at their weddings, or they throw eccentric themed weddings. Personally, if I ever got married, I would want a Harry Potter themed wedding, but that’s just me. I know this wedding was just a vain show but for some reason I believe Kanye really likes Kim, and his heart was in it. After all, he didn’t throw a fit when his mom died because of plastic surgery gone wrong. Again, I can’t stomach this couple either, but I do understand how frustrating this could be.

    • bluhare says:

      A lot of it was that Kanye kept changing everything. At least that’s what I read prior to the actual event. And I don’t even read much about these two because they annoy me too much.

    • melain says:

      Love Kim’s strappy stilettos on cobblestone streets! Haha. She’s a genious.

    • Tiffany says:

      @Patty cake. Yeah, I don’t think Kanye will be stupid enough to burn a bridge with Bocelli. The man is a waaaaay bigger international star then him and with Ye being in love with all things Europe he can’t have a story like that following him.

    • GiGi says:

      I almost believed this story (because it’s all so plausible) until the Bocelli bit. I’ve had the fortune in my life to spend a little time around Andrea. He is very kind, very sweet, but also travels with a very large entourage. And I don’t believe for one minute he, or his people, would have said, “I’ll sit at the bar with some water”. No way did that happen.

    • Kenny Boy says:

      It reads like a creative writing exercise to me. Hilarious, but I don’t think all of it actually happened. People are eager to believe and say horrible things about them.

  33. Amy says:

    Why is she wearing high heels on cobblestone?? I hope someday one of them wakes up and realizes the shambles their lived have become. I don ‘t know why but I almost see this as a Katie Holmes situation. Blinded by love, swept off her feet, only to see her career disappear and her world reduced to her kid and her husband’s controlling entourage. I know Kim doesn’t really have a career but I doubt Kanye will continue to let her “work” like she did before. I feel so sorry for her… And I’m not sure she deserves it. I don’t think anyone envies her life at all.

    • boo says:

      These couple of hucksters, always selling their snake oil. I was at my nephew’s wedding (at my brother’s house) and so much drama happened that it was hilarious. I don’t drink so I got to see everyone lose their minds while I calmly watched. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall at this mess, I bet we are only hearing the tip of the iceberg. People being cray cray when you pour alcohol on anything.

  34. Lisa says:

    I keep reading it as “gold toilet shower”.

  35. Patty Cake says:

    @AMY, but you have to ask yourself , regarding Kim’s “work,” if it’s good for their child to be exposed to the cameras like that. If she were my wife and the mother of my child, I wouldn’t want her putting my kid out there like that either. I truly believe Kanye is the sole reason why Kim and Kris didn’t fully expose Kimye’s child like that. Anybody in their right mind would put a limit on the madness, and I believe Kanye is the sole reason why that child isn’t on majority of reality episodes.

    • Shelley says:

      I totally agree. If she would’ve had that baby with Kris Humphries or anyone else, that child would be on her show and paraded around daily during her pap strolls.

    • Amy says:

      Oh I wasn’t really thinking in terms of the reality show, though that is part of her “work.” Isn’t this the last season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians anyway? They can’t be on TV forever. I was thinking more in terms of magazine interviews, photoshoots, sponsoring products, endorsements, being involved with the Dash stores and the products that they sell… I have a feeling all that stuff is going to stop since Kanye can’t stand not being the center of attention wherever he goes.

  36. Jayna says:

    She just doesn’t seem over the moon happy. It’s their honeymoon, and really no affection, no smiling. And this honeymoon doesn’t seem like her idea, the places they have been so far.

    • Dame Snarkweek says:

      Maybe she is happy. She has resting botox face.

    • Ashley says:

      Agreed. The Kardashian vacations always take place on a beach and Kim being as vapid as she is I can’t see her wanting to take in Prague. I think once Kourtney tried to get the family to go to Ireland but they ended up going to Greece or Dominican Republic? Because those empty headed numpties complained about the location. If they can’t parade in bikinis while making stupid home rap videos I guess it’s not a Kardashian vacation. Poor Kimmie would probably rather be sunning herself on a yacht in Sardinia. I guess I’m more surprised that Kanye isn’t that shallow.

      • Ollyholly says:

        Actually they booked the trip to Ireland and then Kourtney changed her mind as she was pregnant and didn’t want to fly that long, so they went to the Bahamas which are closer.

      • Suze says:

        Why must they always vacation together? Is it a rule?

        Oh, I forgot, The show. The brand.

      • me says:

        It’s free if E! cameras are there. Honestly, I would take as many vacations as E! would let me…they are paying for it and paying me to go…can it get any better than that? I mean in exchange you have to fake some family drama for the cameras though…hmmm wait…not sure if the humiliation is worth the free vacay lol.

    • Ange says:

      I know right? Even with resting botox face (hilarious btw) I would have thought they would have looked just a teensy bit happy with each other. My husband and I went on a cruise for our honeymoon. It was a mistake, we ended up on a line that caters to 99.9% senior citizens and we didn’t really enjoy ourselves in that environment but we were still super mushy and affectionate with each other at least.

      • thelazylioness says:

        Same here Ange. We got married in Barbados on a cruise, but we really enjoyed it and we look so smitten in the pics. Very strange behavior with these two.

  37. manda says:

    gosh I want to see a pic of the gold toilet tower!

  38. Sassy says:

    A gold toilet was the star of the show? Yep, sounds about right for these two a$$holes.

  39. decorative item says:

    I love Prague. Such a beautiful place. Lots of wonderful artwork to be found. Many Russian artists ended up there after the Russian government stopped supporting them.
    Once you get of of the city it’s not so nice because of all the old communist housing blocks everywhere, but the city itself is so charming and full of history. Lost, I’m sure, on these two.

  40. Marmaduke45 says:

    What a complete and utter shit show. How are we NOT being trolled by these two?

  41. Decloo says:

    This is beyond hilarious and Im hoping it’s all true. How can anyone produce 30 life-size nude statues from marble in 4 days??? Were they carved with a chain saw? None of this makes any sense. I was also kind of puzzled that they went to see a couple of movies while they were on their honeymoon in Ireland. Who does that? Did they have no interest whatsoever in the historical and cultural sites of the country? They couldn’t wait until they got back to the states? They are such unbelievable peasants (no offense to peasants).

  42. Ashley says:

    The New York Post throws some good shade when it comes these two. That wedding sounds like a mess.

  43. cc says:

    Jesus Christ, I just read the whole article. I’m both entertained and horrified. Two things are for sure: they are both extremely rude and they’re also made for each other.

    Plus, all the things that were paid for already and that Kanye destroyed or told the workers he didn’t want anymore, like??? :0 ridiculous, really!

  44. Trillion says:

    Did Kanye really say he had “minimalist style”?

  45. serena says:

    Poor Andrea Bocelli…. they didn’t deserve him. Those people are really trash.

  46. Norman says:

    I’m surprised at this point they did not build a full scale replica of the Pantheon in Florence and have it filled with statues of Kim and Kanye. Of course either way E! will foot the whole thing.

  47. bettyrose says:

    45 minute toast to himself. Sounds like my boss. I hope everyone got paid time and a half for listening to that.

  48. Dita says:

    I would have paid any amount if money to see all this. LOL!!!

  49. dt says:

    Wait, what? Kim Kardashian has a stylist?

  50. me says:

    I don’t think they care how their wedding day actually was, as long as Vogue magazine’s wedding editorial makes it appear their wedding day was perfect, that’s all that matters to these people.

  51. Hissyfit says:

    As newlyweds, they both look miserable!

    On a postive note, that head to toe white outfit Kim is wearing is gorgeous! I want it!

  52. zinala says:

    How uncomfortable can it be sightseeing in those heels. It’s all about the looks and they way they photograph. Doesn’t look like either one of them is having fun. Kim’s fake behind in the black outfit looks like it’s been squeezed into those pants. Almost looks like it’s falling. With the lavish amount of money they spent on their wedding they could have fed and clothed many needy people. Too extravagant and flashy.

  53. Chris says:

    Stand by for the Kimye divorce saga just as soon as Kim feels like she’s not getting enough media attention.

    • me says:

      She must get so jealous when one of her sisters is getting the weekly headlines over her. I see a new butt/bikini selfie in 3…2…

  54. kcarp says:

    Where is Norphan? Hasn’t it been almost 2 weeks?

    Say what you want about William and Kate, little George knows who his mother is that is apparent in the pictures of them.

  55. me says:

    Did she bring her hair and make-up people on her honeymoon with her?

  56. anna says:

    …And then they placed a long distance call to every starving kid in America to tell them “fuck alllllllllllll y’all.” Seriously, though, wtf. I am fresh out of can with these two.