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Amy Fisher is all about giving the public what they want. Or at least giving a very small subset of the minority of the public what they want. Amy’s decided that her porn career is going so well (and even though I’m skeeved out by the thought, she’s not lying – she’s got a number 1 sex video), she’s going to take it up a notch, and bring her pole to a windowless, dimly-lit club near you.
THE inevitable has finally happened: Amy Fisher is hitting the pole. The Long Island Lolita - who went to prison for shooting Mary Jo Buttafuoco in the head and recently started a porn Web site featuring herself - plans to tour the country as a high-paid stripper. “I love to dance, and I’m an exhibitionist,” Fisher tells avn.com. “I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, ‘Dear, please put your clothes back on. You’re too old.’ “
[From Page Six]
You’re too old! You’re too old! Why aren’t you listening to me Amy Fisher, YOU’RE TOO OLD!!! Please, for the love of God, hear me! I don’t actually think she’s too old – Amy’s only 34. But if that’s what she needs to hear to keep her lady bits to herself, I’ll say it.
Clearly, there’s nothing Amy won’t do for attention or money. And it’s best when it’s both. Fisher tried to rationalize being a porn star and being a good mom, saying one was her career and the other was her private life. On the one hand, if Amy’s sharing her vajayjay on some traveling road show, at least her kids are less likely to encounter it. Unless, of course, they pop the wrong DVD into the television. But then it occurs to me – might Amy be taking her kids on the road with her in her cross-country boob baring exhibition? It sounds atrocious and impossible, but I wouldn’t put anything past her.
What a way to put your past behind you.
Here’s Amy at the Lingerie Bowl Super Bowl Party on February 5, 2006. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.
Written by JayBird
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23 Responses to “Amy Fisher is going to be a traveling pole dancer”
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She’s not old in general…but she’s sure as hell too old to be getting naked.
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ITS WHAT WHORES DO. SHE SHOULD TAKE ASHLEY DUPRE ALONG FOR THE RIDE.
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She has NO shame. What some people won’t do for a buck.
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uh.. please put your clothes back on, you’re too old.
Then again… I’m not a fan so I guess she won’t listen to me. -
Whatever…her body looks great!
Like I’ve said before about this, I’d rather see a woman who understands what she’s doing, rather then some brainwashed 18yr old, sliding down a pole. (IF I ever went to such a club)
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Huh, didn’t know she was still alive, actually.
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shes too old
better not let her hear you
she Shoot You ! -
Baholicious: Don’t insult Steven Cojocaru, he works really hard to get that look
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She’s only 34?
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That’s about one of the only jobs where her notorious past would actually benefit her.
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She looks really harsh and scary.
Like you wouldn’t want her to walk into the ladies bathroom at the Deadwood truckstop when you’re just trying to pee, get some petrol and then get home to civilization without being mugged and beaten. -
@ Melanie…..absolutely! i fully agree!
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When will this loser go off and never come back… she is sooo annoying! She clearly doesn’t think there is anything wrong with being infamous for shooting an innocent woman in the head on her own doorstep, Im surprised it took her so long to end up where she started… as a slut!
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What else would you expect this woman to do? As someone said in another thread about Perezdisgusting Hilton, she has her niche and she fills it well.
Her face may be rough, but her body is well amazing for her aspirations.
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No-one’s looking at her face anyway.
You think people are going to strip bars for looking at pretty faces? HA!
Nonetheless, this woman gets under my skin.
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She looks like a female Adam Sandler in that photo. Maybe that’s her personal Karma for shooting Mary Jo B. in the face.
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isn’t she 16 years to late for this?
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Her parents must be so proud - what a fine, fine job their daughter is doing with her life.
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I’m coll with this. i just hope she doesn’t give Joey Buttafuoco (sp?) any ideas. I don’t think ANYONE wants to see his jewels.
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She has a beautiful body-and uh-hello! 34 is not old!
But it is sad she can’t do something better with her life. I do believe she is a mom, too. How embarrassing for her kid-to have a mom who’s in a porn; yikes.
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Hmmm, good to see she sets her sights high
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