Lindsay Lohan is having her freckles ‘either bleached or lasered away’

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Lindsay Lohan is still living it up in London. These are photos of LL at the party for the DKNY menswear show last night, which was held at Victoria Embankment. The Cracken wore this very high-slit black dress which is utterly confusing. I’m trying to figure out the design – it’s double-breasted and saggy in the middle, there are sheer panels on the skirt and there’s a crotch-slit? Ugh. As for the questions I have about how LL is supporting herself while in London – CDAN said a few weeks ago that Lindsay has a married boyfriend who has made her a “kept woman” living in a hotel. Huh.

Maybe her married boyfriend is also paying for her latest surgical endeavors, because Radar claims that LL is determined to laser off all of her freckles!

Lindsay Lohan has been slammed for her alleged plastic surgery, and now, she’s decided to have her famous freckles bleached or lasered away, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

“Lindsay is known for trying new things, but she’s shocked friends and family members by suddenly getting irate over her freckles,” a source said. “She’s always loved her freckles – well, pretended to, anyway – but now she’s decided it’s time to get rid of them and she’s looking into having them either bleached or lasered away.”

Recently, Lohan has been seen frequenting nightclubs in London, with a source telling Radar that she’s fallen “off the wagon.” The source said that strangely, the Freaky Friday actress’ freckle-free move could be related to her partying: “It’s bizarre, but it’s exactly what happens when Lindsay starts going off the rails again – she wants more surgery or a total makeover because she’s so miserable. But everyone’s hoping she leaves her freckles alone as they’re a trademark for her and she looks beautiful with them.”

[From Radar]

Even though I have very typically Indian coloring, I get freckles on my cheeks when I’m out in the sun, and I love them. I wish I had more freckles. Freckles are amazing. I don’t understand why anyone would CHOOSE to laser off freckles. Lindsay’s freckles are pretty much the only thing left on her body that I actually approve of. So, well done LL. Everything about you is now completely gross.

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  1. paola says:

    She’s going to bleach away the only cute thing she has left.
    you’re doomed Lindsay, if you think freckles are you’re biggest problem you’re doomed.

  2. TheOriginalKitten says:

    “the Freaky Friday actress”

    Freaky Friday was ELEVEN years ago. Can we just stop referring to her as an actress? She hasn’t made anything noteworthy since Mean Girls.
    She’s a washed-up has-been.

    • bettyrose says:

      I think “former child star” would be a more accurate description, along with the inherent sense of failure and tragedy that phrase often evokes.

      Speaking of which, since comments are turned off on the Jenner thread (did it get out of hand?), this related topic seems like an appropriate place to express sincere sadness for those oversexualized little girls who never had a chance to explore their own concepts of self-expression.

  3. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    This is what she’s spending her money on. Idiot.

  4. AG-UK says:

    She looks so old sad really. She has aged far beyond her years.

  5. TX says:

    I dont understand what a rich man would want with her? Arnt there so many other better looking/ less-of-a-cracked-out-mess C and D listers who he could keep?

    Unless hes a cracked out mess himself..?

  6. QQ says:

    Having Freckles is the least of her issues, Like way to focus on making good use of her kept woman allowance

  7. SunnySide says:

    The hand-in-the-crotch is tripping me out this morning.

    I guess it’s her hand (ewww) but it looks like something out of a horror movie.

    Was she removing a crotch wedgie?

    Oh wait there’s no way. She probably doesn’t wear underwear.

  8. Wallamalooo says:

    Can’t laser away the ugliness inside, Linds! And why get rid of something so cute and so unique to you? I don’t get it.

  9. SpookySpooks says:

    My sister and half of my family are blue eyed, freckled and ginger. I am brown haired and hazel eyed and get freckles only in the sun. Genetics is a bitch.
    I don’t understand why would someone want to remove something as awesome as freckles.

    I feel sorry for her, even if she is horrible.

  10. lower-case deb says:

    i wish she would just laser the entitlement and the delusion away instead.

  11. sienna says:

    What is going on with the sheer pocket on the front of her dress? It looks like she is grabbing her own crotch.

  12. Em says:

    WHO KEEPS LETTING HER IN AT THESE EVENTS??? And more importantly, should I try to crash one of these once? I mean, if the Cracken can, anyone can.

  13. Eleonor says:

    what is really surprising, at least to me, it’s she still got her nose on her face.

    • Mrs. Lecter says:

      Yeah I’m surprised she hasn’t been given some Stevie Nicks type news: “if you do coke again, your brain will hemmorage and you’ll die”.. Or that she didn’t fall victim to that necrotizing coke issue a few years ago. She’s “lucky” I guess

  14. Sorella says:

    Her freckles are the ONLY thing left on her that makes her look young and fresh. She is looking old, bloated an used up in every other way due to her party lifestyle. Yet this idiot thinks her freckles are what are taking away her looks?!!!?!!

  15. swack says:

    Having read none of the comments, so I apologize if I am repeating, but why is her hand in her pocket as it looks like she is pleasuring herself.

  16. Miss5280 says:

    WHY IS SHE SCRATCHING HER CROTCH?????? Why is her hand there?

  17. JenniferJustice says:

    Are we just talking about the freckles on her face or we talking about the spattering all over her body?

    I will never forget reading a post where a blogger referred to her breasts as freckle pillows. I giggled for days.

  18. chasingadalia says:

    I am a ginger, and I do not approve this message she’s sending.

  19. Sea Dragon says:

    Eh. Just another attention grab. She’s not touching her freckles today or any other day.

  20. enya says:

    I don’t get this. she got rid of her freckles–tons of them, anyway–years ago. ????

  21. nicegirl says:

    Freckles are one of the best parts of being a natural redhead! I bet she will regret the choice later, along with several others . . .

    And dang, that hand crotch thing is WEIRD