“The 1st photo from ’50 Shades of Grey’ is hilariously uneventful” links

Jamie Dornan

The 1st image from 50 Shades of Grey needs MOAR SPANKING. [Pajiba]
Johnny Depp joined Willie Nelson onstage in Boston. [LaineyGossip]
Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber are back together. [Dlisted]
Chrissy Teigen shows off some serious cleavage. [Popoholic]
Piper Perabo‘s dress looks like an optical illusion. [Go Fug Yourself]
Kevin Hart completely loses it on a roller coaster. [Buzzfeed]
Chris Martin has bulging biceps? Strange. [A Socialite Life]
Madonna shows off her NSFW nips again. [The Blemish]
The Situation got punched at his family’s tanning salon. [Starcasm]
Tamara Ecclestone shows off her baby & beach bod. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Kendell Jenner appears in the new Givenchy campaign. [Evil Beet]
Kate Walsh does the bikini thing in yellow. [Celebslam]
Courtney Love & Mariah Carey took a selfie together. [OMG Blog]
Paul Simon & Edie Brickell‘s domestic violence charges dropped. [CDAN]

Jamie Dornan

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, EW.com & Universal Pictures

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  1. Oceansoul89 says:

    Ugh… I can’t wait for this Fifty Shades of Shit thing to be over. It’s not even true BDSM!

    • littlestar says:

      If the people who enjoyed reading the 50 Shades of Shit books actually watched or read a real BDSM movie/book, they’d literally shit themselves. Literally. Butt plugs would be the least of their problems.

    • Just last week, probably because it has been coming up on this site a lot, I decided to put my money where my mouth is (I have been dissing the book without having read more than a few passages) and actually read the thing. I couldn’t get through it. I read the first few chapters, skimmed to some sex scenes, and got bored and offended by the poor writing and underdeveloped characters. Total crap. I can’t believe they’re going to make a movie out of this. The scene where he is flying his helicopter over Seattle to his Big Building In The Sky had me in stitches. I lived in Seattle for about 12 years, and Seattle is a very progressive and down to earth city that would probably throw rocks at a guy who carried on like that. (Bellevue, right across Lake Washington, on the other hand…). I can’t stress this enough. Total garbage. It’s not even worth reading for the sex. Just rent something with Fassbender in it and call it a day.

      If you want to read a much more well-written account of a BDSM relationship, read Story of O.

    • delorb says:

      Is it wrong that I want this movie to fail? LOL

  2. Isadora says:

    It looks like a car commercial. “Safe, eco-friendly, enough space for the whole family.”

  3. T.C. says:

    Just like the film will be uneventful.

  4. chaine says:

    Madonna: so NOT bringing sexy back.

    • Rosie says:

      She’s a gargoyle. She has no self-awareness at all – it’s beyond embarrassing. The photos are so heavily distorted to hide her real looks. If I were a man there is no way I wound boink her – she is entirely classless. Wow – I’m really anti-M today.

  5. Tiffany says:

    I think I might be in the minority, but this train wreck will get my money on opening weekend. I cannot…look…away.

  6. Clair says:

    He’s kinda look like Dexter right?

  7. PunkyMomma says:

    I’m sorry, but Christian Grey wouldn’t be caught dead in that ill-fitting suit. No, just no. And no, I will not be donating to this cause.

    • JenniferJustice says:

      Ditto! Gray is bigger, ominous, and I’m not seeing the “steely eyes” either – just plain brown.

      So many comments about how stupid or unrealistic the Gray books are, but they’re suppose to be fiction – like Harloquin Romances on steroids. I read them. They were okay. I like the copycat books better – Bound to You or something like that. More realistic and better characters.

      I’m married and our sex life is perfectly fine. Yes, the books are definitely porn for the suburbs, but I prefer a well-written hot sex scene over a budget porn film anyday.

    • T.C. says:

      You know Christian Grey is Modelled off Robert Pattinson right? Steely sexy I don’t see.

  8. Amulla says:

    I don’t understand what women like about this book series. Even for fiction, its totally unrealistic.

    • NorthernGirl_20 says:

      I read the books .. because it was like a train-wreck where you just can’t stop looking. I personally thought they were terrible, the sex-scenes bored me .. I ended up skipping through most of them – so most of the books lol. Just wanted to see how they were goign to end .. and they ended terribly. I really didn’t see the appeal, or the attraction to Grey, he was creepy and abusive.

  9. Ivy says:

    I “love” how Johnny Depp’s playing nice with the french press, suddenly talking about Vanessa, trying to sell his latest flop “Transcendence”.
    I can’t believe how cool he was for soooo long.
    I know you need the money, but subtelty isn’t your forte Johnny…

  10. pnichols says:

    That stupid book is the cliff notes for married morons who want to learn how to tie knots. Yawn. It’s not even true BDSM. Amateur hour. But they’ll all be at the movie and practice when they get home.

  11. mel says:

    I’ve never read the book. And honestly, I’ll probably never watch the movie.

    But if I was stuck in traffic, looked over and that guy was in the next car over: I’d have a desire to bang him. Not gonna lie. He’s kind of hot.

  12. Tig says:

    It’s the Jamie D stare! For those of you who haven’t watched The Fall- do it right now! That’s what convinced me there is a chance of a watchable movie- he can be mesmerizing!

  13. Locke says:

    Since you covered some things from the World Cup, I’m surprised you didn’t cover the naked pictures of football players that were published recently.

  14. eliza says:

    Proud to say never read the 50 Shades b.s and will most certainly NOT be seeing the movie.

  15. Liz says:

    The photo of Dornan is so sexy. He has that irresistible combination of being sexy, sensual and gorgeous. He is the same way in his interviews. He can’t be anymore perfect.

  16. Abby_J says:

    Never read the books, won’t see the movies (I hated Twilight so there is NO way that I am reading Twilight fan fiction!), but I still think that Jamie Dornan is a beautiful man. The Fall was amazingly creepy!

  17. Becky1 says:

    Not a fan of her bikini but I love how normal Kate Walsh looks-it’s really nice to see an actress in her 40′s who appears to be aging naturally. She’s fit and attractive but doesn’t look as though she’s had work done or spends hours and hours at the gym. I think she looks great!

  18. Ellen says:

    What page numbers in the book does he go jogging past her house? Everyone talks about that part but I can’t find it

  19. Green Is Good says:

    I tried to read this crapfest and I consider it an insult to my backside that I sat on it for an hour while slogging through this Twilight fanfic garbage.