A-Rod tries to win Madonna back with red strings & 22-year-olds

What is about Madonna and the Madge Vadge Motel? It’s like the Hotel California – “You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave…” (Off-topic: I love Don Henley). After giving one of the most awkward press conferences in sports history, Alex “I have to take my medicine” Rodriguez is allegedly still obsessed with Madonna. Seriously?

OK! is reporting that A-Rod is trying to make Madonna jealous by stepping out with his own 22-year-old model. Her names is Melissa Britos, and all I can say is that the girl must be a moron. I don’t care if she’s 22 and naive or whatever, but you’re going to hook up with a guy who left his wife for Madonna, then got dumped by Madonna for a 22-year-old Brazilian named Jesus? It sounds like a friggin’ telenovela. Actually, I bet if this situation was pitched at a writers’ meeting for a telenovela, it would be deemed too unrealistic. OK! has more:

Is Alex Rodriguez trying to make Madonna jealous?

While the pop superstar has been snapped on dates 22-year-old model Jesus Luz, the Yankees slugger made sure he was seen squiring his own 22-year-own model, Melissa Britos, around Miami, Fla., over Valentine’s Day weekend.

From canoodling over dinner at The Delano Hotel’s Plat Bleu on Feb. 11 — where an eyewitness tells OK!, “They were holding hands and seemed into each other” — to a Feb.13 feast at the Fontainebleau Hotel’s Scarpetta, A-Rod, 33, and Adrian Grenier’s ex made sure they were snapped wherever they went.

And, a pal of Melissa’s tells OK!, “He’s wearing Kabbalah bracelets as a message to Madonna.”

Too late, A-Rod: Madge’s new boy toy Jesus seems to have converted to Kabbalah, too!

You’ll have to take another swing at this one.

From OK! Magazine

Haha, “He’s wearing Kabbalah bracelets as a message to Madonna.” And what message would that be again? “I want to pay $50 for water” or “Will work for red string.” Why do I believe this stuff? Because I really think that A-Rod is that stupid, probably.

My earlier reference to A-Rod saying he needs to “take my medicine” is from his news conference a few days ago. Normally, I don’t really care about sports or the doping scandals, but that news conference even offended me, a sports ambivalent. MSNBC had good coverage of the press conference, it’s an interesting read.

A-Rod is shown at a press conference in Tampa on 2/17/09 and at Spring training on 2/18/09. Credit: UPI/Newscom

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  1. voodoobetty says:

    He just has “douche” written all over his face. I loathe this man.

  2. Why would madonna get back with pay-wad? This guy is a sinking ship.

  3. he's bad news. says:

    he lies to everyone 24/7.
    he’s a phoneyman.

    glad his wife got away.

  4. Baholicious says:

    Why am I picturing buzzards circling a carcass?

  5. dude wtf says:

    Maybe its just me but i dont think he is trying to make her jealous. I think he’s a newly divorced man & thats what they do. Hook up with the youngest brods they can find. Its like an ego boost. Even if they are the ones who filed for divorce. Especially ARod, he cheated on his wife! Like he wont cheat on MANdonna.

  6. Jay says:

    The man is a complete cheat.

    He cheated his fans, teammates, managers, bosses, wife, family…..Arod is the world’s biggest liar….the lying king.

    Every word that comes out of this man’s mouth is an utter lie.

    Pretty pathetic.

  7. kiki says:

    trying to make Madonna Jealous
    what are they in Jr high?
    he just wants to get some

  8. Baholicious says:

    And by the way, the Hotel California analogy was priceless. (HOtel Vadgifornia…lol)

    Now I’m going to have that stuck in my head all day…

  9. Annie says:

    Oh, I’m gonna be humming that song all day. lol

    But seriously, can someone lay out the appeal of Madonna for me?

    And for that matter, can they explain to me the appeal of A-Rod??

    Because I don’t know about you guys, but dusty vag and gimpy limpy (steroids are known to make you impotent..) just don’t do it for me.

  10. cheekemunkey says:

    Who knows with these people. I wouldn’t doubt if all of these 22 year-olds are decoys and they’re still carrying on with each other. Maybe the 22 year-olds should exchange numbers…

  11. Annie says:

    If A-rod’s giving her some expensive items out of the deal, can’t blame her then….:X

    Whaaa? Everyone has a buying price! lol.

  12. Ally says:

    May I just say I called it! when rumors of these two first surfaced… i.e. that they bonded over steroids.

    Btw, I’m impressed with everyone’s polite non-mentioning of fact that though steroids increase muscle mass, they do cause shrinkage elsewhere.

    Other obvious steroid queens: Sylvester Stallone, Christian Bale (hence the classic roid rage cracking-voice tantrum). It’s odd that even TMZ is too meek to go there.

  13. Annie says:

    Oh. But Christian Bale’s hot. So I’m ok with that.

    I just want to look at him anyway.

    I’m not allowed to touch. :(

  14. carl says:

    i think arod is smoking hot. i would so be into doing him.

  15. santacruz says:

    Both are publicity hounds, trying to stay relevant

  16. crazystuff says:

    a red string and the quicky shags from the queen of skank isnt going to save him sorry arse from the steroid scandals, you would think that making her jealous was the last thing on his mind, and to use a 22yr old, lets hope nobody uses his daughter when she grows up for the same reason. grow up you pathetic man.