Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian out and about in NYC yesterday. She’s no longer trying to punk everyone with that stupid blonde wig. Good. She looks awful with blonde hair. Many of you claimed in yesterday’s post that Kim didn’t even bring North West to NYC with her, that she only pretended to bring North by strutting around with a covered-up baby carrier at LAX. Media Takeout claimed that Kim was just carting around a carrier full of towels. Er… I’m not sure if I believe that. I’ll believe a lot of conspiracies involving Lucifer’s Favorite Family, but I’m not sure about that one.
As for these photos… God, I’m still trying to figure out Kim’s body. Kim has been stepping out a lot over the past week, and in nearly every photo, she looks like she’s gained a lot of weight since the wedding. But then in these photos, she looks sleek and slender. WTF? But the face – the face still looks like wax. And who wears suede in the middle of a heat wave? I bet her butt crack is like a swamp.
Meanwhile, did you hear about the weird comparison that Newt Gingrich made between Hillary Clinton and Kim Kardashian? At first I only heard the headline, and I thought it was going to be another lame attempt to try to make a Democratic politician seem like a “celebrity.” But Newt’s full comment is actually kind of funny, because he references a hilarious Kardashian story from a few years ago and the comparison in context actually made me chuckle.
Wait, what?! Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich compared former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to Kim Kardashian on CNN’s Crossfire on Tuesday, June 24.
“You have to understand the problem Bill has,” Gingrich started while discussing how former President Bill Clinton came out defending his wife, Clinton, who recently revealed they were “dead broke” when they left the White House. “Bill is to politics what Fred Astaire is to dancing, he is just automatically amazing and he wants to have Ginger Rogers out there dancing,” the former House Speaker went on.
“Instead [with Hillary Clinton] it’s a little bit like watching Kim Kardashian get kicked off the stage by Prince because she couldn’t dance,” he concluded in reference to when the reality star was booted off stage by the iconic singer in 2011 at a concert at Madison Square Garden in New York City. (In case you missed it, Mrs. West was invited on stage by Prince, until she started dancing and he yelled, “Get off the stage!”)
Gingrich didn’t stop there. When it came to politics and the former First Lady, the 71-year-old continued his dance metaphor.
“I think there’s a big problem, because I don’t think, as a candidate, that [she] dances very well,” Gingrich said.
[From Us Weekly]
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/newt-gingrich-compares-hillary-clinton-to-kim-kardashian–2014256
Right? I don’t know, I thought this was funny. I know Newt is slamming Hillary, but he does have a point and I appreciate the fact that Newt actually reads celebrity blogs (right?!). That’s why people call Bill Clinton “The Big Dog.” Bill can get away with anything because he’s one of the greatest political “dancers” ever. And there’s Hillary, getting surly for absolutely no reason with Terry Gross. Who gets surly with Terry Gross?!!?!?! Bill is totally like Prince – “Get off the stage!!!”
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
That face. I can’t get past the face to even notice the outfit.
what IS going on with her face?! besides the color, i mean.
I can’t get past her new fascination for wet and/or super-slicked hair.
it’s like the duck face was surgically implanted so she wont have to bother to make the face for selfies anymore
+1 on the duck face being surgically implanted. LOL
LMAO. I think you’re right!
I like the dress. I like the fit. But that face. Those lips. That orange skin. Trainwreck.
SPANX!! That is all.
@Tracy – that was my first thought when i saw this pic- WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO HER FACE?!! Although I immensely dislike her, she was once beautiful… maybe her outside is catching up with her ugly inside.
I think she’s staying away from plastic surgery now because of Kanye, so she’s making up for it with fillers.
I can’t believe she pays money to have her face look like that. Yikes!
She looks like a Pig! Look at her cloven hooves!!! lol
I am not American, so I don’t have the pressure to say she is horrible. She looks very beautiful, and her body looks great. You all should stop being so annoying.
Oh that’s funny, the commenters are annoying? How about the queen of over-exposure being annoying? Can we not go one day without her doing a pap stroll? It is ridiculous how much time this women spends primping and strolling, if you think that takes five minutes, think again, she devotes herself to it and it is not a job, no matter how many times she claims she’s working hard we can all easily see she is not. She is on an endless quest for exposure and self-promotion. She doesn’t need the money but she can’t live without the attention. She is a sad creature.
Oh you foreigners fall for propaganda so easily. Its really quite cute, until someone gets hurts.
So she having a different life than you and working less bothers you (jealousy)? that is what i understood. If I don’t like her is because, it is true she seems egocentrical but I don’t hate her, it does not affect me and it does not affect you, so I don’t care how much she takes care of herself, If people were going to take pictures of me from all the angles and everyone will say that I am a “horrible, pig, ugly” I don’t know what is trainwreck, I will pay more attention to every cm of my body.
And @delorb nobody talks about kim kardashian here, I found this page and liked the writting style so I check it. It is true, she is always on this site, but that is how it works with the rest of Hollywood, no?
Does she ever wear jeans and a t-shirt? She’s a waste of space. I don’t think anyone is shocked that the nannies are raising Nori. I don’t get a motherly vibe from her. Also her hair drives me crazy. It looks like there’s way to much product in it.
I don’t get that vibe either, she just seems cold and way to into herself to be a hands on and attentive mother. I feel for Nori she is so precious and all jokes aside she really looks bewildered and lost the few times she is wheeled out for a picture opportunity.
Of course not. Every move she makes is calculated to get the most attention and it’s obvious she spends hours and hours having her team pile on the makeup and messing with her hair, and then she chooses the cheapest-looking (no matter how expensive) outfit and accessories to wear before she goes on her daily famewhore stroll for the paps. It’s all she ever does. It’s her only purpose in life.
“Waste of space” is too kind. This woman is a walking void.
@gefeylich,
I totally agree with this. Everything is done to get the most amount of media attention. Her dating the basketball player got her a ton of ink that season. As did the wedding, followed swiftly by the divorce. Media ink is what she seems to live on. I’m wondering how she’s going to follow up that wedding? Can’t do the quicky divorce, as that’s old. But then again, so was the over the top wedding, so soon after the one with Humphreys. Will there be another baby? Another sex tape (this time with a woman)? Inquiring minds and all that.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Kim looks like a RealDoll. Ugh. And I can’t even begin to comprehend that dress…I’m feeling gross and sweaty just looking at it. It only proves that money can’t buy style, or good sense.
Gross, ugh, gross. Forget “Prince” because he is now the King Of My Heart. I never heard about that story and I just laughed so freakin hard one of contacts has come out
The outfit is pretty nice, but my god is she sweating. Now everyone lay off Pippa. If you want to see an orange tanned face, look no further.
The dress covers her body almost adequately. That’s all I ask of her clothes these days.
I wish I could find dresses that hut below the knee like that but I’m about 8 inches taller than her so it’s hard. I live in the South where we can’t wear suede until November. It’s hot!
I love it, to be honest. She needs to accentuate her underbust more often to really highlight the best attributes of her figure.
Seriously!!! Her body looks fantastic, and I’m not a fan of hers in the least. But wow…I mean, completely inappropriate for a daytime function or stroll or whatever it is she’s doing. It would look great for a night out though…with differently styled hair, too.
Yes this dress is really flattering. I still can’t imagine getting that done up every single day. It looks like she needs a fire hose to get all the makeup off of her face.
It looks pretty on her, and I rarely think anything she wears looks good.
I agree, her body looks fantastic…well..just don’t turn around.
Ha! Back out of the room, please, for all our sakes.
The dress flatters her body. It seems to be the right size. It’s just the fabric and color that I find blegh. But her body looks great and doesn’t make me feel as grossed out as usual.
The line of the dress is flattering for her but she ruins it with the visible spanx line below the actual line of the dress. If she would wear the proper size, and the proper foundation garment and wear it in appropriate weather it would look great on her. Her makeup and hair are not good and of course her shoes are horrible as usual.
Thanks Kaiser. I thought I would get through my weekend without the thought of Kardashian Swamp Butt. Oh well.
I tried not to click. I really did. Like when mom tells you not to stick her keys in the wall socket but you do it anyway.
Wet paint. Have to touch it. You were helpless.
The only thing more inflated than her ass/boobs/lips is her ego. She is disgusting.
It actually looks pretty good on her but I’m not loving the shoes or hair. She looks better with waves and a bit of volume
I don’t buy that she pushes an empty stroller but who knows. Norphan is getting to be a bit old to not yell about being covered up. I try to cover my 15 month old when I breastfeed in public but she flips out. Same for putting a blanket on her stroller
Wow this is actually the smallest i have ever seen her look. Those must be some industrial strength spanx.
Her face is very Octomomish.
Give it a week. It’ll be something else entirely.
That’s not the same Kim K from like a week ago. On a side note, Ginger Rogers was amazing. In addition to dancing backwards in heels, her comedic timing was brilliant. I love her films.
I love Ginger too! I also love Fred, of course, but some of Ginger’s roles were so good, she was great in Monkey Business and The Major and The Minor. She also had some good dramatic turns, she was amazing and so beautiful. I never tire of watching them dance. I particularly love the roller skating number, they were so freaking talented!
whoa.
this type of dress is actually quite nice for her body! (maybe a different fabric type).
but then… those shoes! aren’t the ankle straps cutting out blood circulation?
the shoes…She is checking for her feet in that one photo as though she thought she left them somewhere nope they are still there just because i can ‘t feel them.
I don’t really understand how you can’t believe the towel conspiracy… The pictures were right there.
Exactly! Is not that someone could have made it up, we all can see the pics.
Totally! A few posts ago there was discussion about how there is now way a 1 year old would just lay there covered in a stroller and we all thought it was empty. Turns out it’s not. There are towels!!!!
It’s pretty obvious. You can see the towels. You can see the space where the baby should be…and she’s not there.
What a stunt queen! *Sshhh towels are sleeping.*
Couple the towel pics with the literal fact the Kim lifts the car seat like it is made of air, it is impossible for me not to believe that it’s empty..no north.
That’s what sold me on it being empty, even before towel-gate, you can’t wield a baby in it’s carrier like it’s made of helium.
This is funny to me..but where is her purse. she only has a phone.
I feel like all she and a few other celebs do is get dressed up and walk about. Taylor Swift is like the. Just a Fashion Stroll
I’m impressed he could come up with that.
As for the suede–she’s only outside when she’s walking from the front door of an air conditioned building to her waiting airconditioned SUV. I’m sure she’s fine.
This is Full 5 out of 5 Boehners of Orange, kids!
YES. she’s been upgraded since yesterday. (or downgraded?)
Much like the rainbow of terror alert system her colors just went up
*Back flips into a casket*
I am DYING from laughing right at my desk!
lol
terror alert indeed.
I’m sweating just looking at her. It is hot as BALLS in NYC the last few days. Yesterday was TORTURE.
This is nothing. It’s going to get much, MUCH worse over the next two months.
If it’s been in the low 80s the last couple days, consider that it will get into the mid 90s to low 100s plus humidity in the near future.
Ok I actually love this outfit. It may beget best in a while but I’m soooo sick of her
Newt Gingrich didn’t think up that tortured analogy on his own. He’s not exactly Mr. Current Pop Culture. He’s got minions for that. And the problem with the “joke” is that most people who listen to Newt have NO idea what he’s talking about.
Lastly: how does she make a sort of attrctive dress look so trashy?
I’m with you. I don’t know why anyone listens to Newt because he lied to the House Ethics Committee, when he was Speaker of the House, and had to resign. He also used a tax-exempt organization for political purposes. On the other hand, Hillary’s record speaks for itself, APART from her husband.
I’m still reeling from the fact that Kim broke a boycott by her fellow celebrities – that is like walking over striking worker’s picket lines. All she had to do is give her friend, that worked for the Sultan, some money, if she was so concerned about them. What she did was political, (very stupid), and for some reason she felt she had to write a letter about her bleeding heart, so she could have lunch. Again, what a bitch! Where’s Kanye in all this? He hates to be a laughing stock!
@ Kaiser
I don’t know how you could not believe the Media Takeout story they have pictures of towels in the car seat. North is not a new born she is 1 so you would have defiantly seen her leg and foot in the pictures which you don’t.
Lol this reminds me of when Beyonce was accused of walking around with a stiff doll. I have not read media takeout in years, they are beyond ridiculous.
I don’t know anything about Media Takeout but if you click on the link Kaiser posted above and scroll down in one picture you can see under the blanket and there are white towels in the car seat where a baby should be.
When a child that age is in a stroller or car seat, they almost always have some sort of toy with them. It’s a developmental thing? An immobile one year old under a blanket seems wrong. I’d worry about a child that didn’t try to peep out?
Agree with the stroller pic. In the one pick from the back, you can see the towels and you really should be able to see a baby. Some commenters on MTO said it was a decoy and the nannies and security had her. Why do that? It’s just so weird to me. And we have yet to see her out and about with the stroller in NYC, which she does at least once while there.
My under-boobs are sweating just looking at her.
LOL!
She looks knock-kneed and pigeon toed. Not cute.
ETA: There’s nothing wrong with being knock-kneed or pigeon toed, but it seems like she puts it on as an affectation. That’s what’s not cute.
Yes to this!
This x100. Affectation, yes. Just like her horrific vocal fry.
Kaiser, the reason why she looks smaller is with this outfit, she can go back to her double or triple spanking. The more covered up she is, the tinier she looks.
And the towel pics are hilarious
Oomph Loopa Kim! Which is sad because she actually looks nice sans the Tangerine glow, her face, the shoes and the hair.
I believe the towel theory 100%.
1. It’s hot outside why is she covering up the stroller? Because North is asleep? How is she sleeping through paps yelling?
2. 1 Year old kids are curious, wouldn’t she be yelling to have the blanket removed so she could at least see what is going on?
3. Why is Kim only photoed with the stroller walking through pap zones. You never see her walking in a park with the stroller.
4. Isn’t North getting too big for an infant stroller? Can she not be in a forward facing stroller yet? (I have a giant sized 2 1/2 year so I am sometimes off on what sizes kids should be for some things)
5. Kim is a fame whore, she would for sure give people a peek of North if she was doing some mothering.
I predict in the next week we will get a shot of NOrth in the stroller.
6. the really big give away the PHOTO of towels in the car seat.
If there wasn’t photo evidence I would me Meh on it but there is a photo so I don’t know how anyone could not believe it.
My children were pretty much front facing from about 6 weeks on. I had strollers that you could lay back and so it wasn’t a problem. At one I definitely wanted my children to see the world. It stimulates the brain. BTW, the dress is still too tight and in one pic on, I think DM, you can see her spanx.
We didn’t do that.
Infants need security by being able to see their parents. They also get easily overstimulated if facing out. Plus I wanted to be able to see my daughter
Our stroller (quinny buzz) can face rear or forward. We only attached her infant seat for 3 months, but kept her rear facing for over a year. She liked being able to see us.
She’s 15 months old now and just starting to regularly face out.
@Audrey “infants need security by being able to see their parents” — that is the truth..and now someone should pass that info on to Kim.
I think her figure looks good here; her face and feet, though…those lips, those laces around the ankles – no, no, no!
Egyptian Python Face. Sick of looking at her.
^+1! Her face is eerily mask like and I do not think she ever dresses her curves well. She looks swampy in literally everything and her makeup looks like it’s melting.
Wow, that plastic surgery is bad. She’s completely ruined the naturally lovely face she had.
I think it’s a great outfit. It’s just totally inappropriate for day wear. All her outfits are worn weirdly out of context.
She is always tweaking her lips. I wonder just how big they need to get before she will be satisfied. And her hair looks oily as does her skin. She is just so tiring of a person. Does nothing but get her face and butt done and walk from here to there but going basically nowhere. She is beyond needy and sad. She is getting darn right embarrassing, telling paps not to talk to her because her towels…daughter is asleep. What a liar.
She’s going to look like Big Ang from Mob Wives soon. OK I feel bad for saying that, I love big Ang lol.
Can someone PLEASE post a link/video anything to the Prince/Kim incident???
In about 12-14 years, Norphan (love that, btw) is going to be suing for legal emancipation because they never really “parented” her anyway.
Honestly, Kourtney has always been my favorite. I love the way she interacts with her kids, that she won’t let PMK set her up in one of those ridic wedding extravaganzas…
http://www.popsugar.com/Video-Kim-Kardashian-Prince-Concert-Getting-Kicked-Off-Stage-2011-02-08-113600-13791710
Holy lead balloon! She moves her body with all the grace and sensuality of a broken down bus.
Is she this wooden in her amateur p0rn tape, too?
haha, i’ve read on dlisted that she is totally wooden on the pr0n tape. just lays there.
that’s funny she can’t even act in her own sex tape. So tacky.
Man her face was so much better back then. Honestly that last nose job completely ruined her.
Swamp ass! Heeheh nice one..Manhattan must smell like burning plastic.
She does look thin here, but the fit of that dress is atrocious. Nothing ever fits her properly. And who wants to wear suede in the summer? Gross.
Her face looks terrible. When she removed all of the softness and ethnicity from her face, she also must have removed all expression and any semblance of her personality.
Why does she insist on wearing shoes that are too small? Is it the same philosophy as her vanity dress sizing?
I just saw the pics. That is hilarious!! I am sure she will say it is a decoy. You can see the towels!! Poor nORPHAN she is only a prop. At least she will be rich. I know money doesn’t buy happiness or so they say but just imagine being able to buy anything at Target you want!! LOL
Daily wardrobe FAUX PAS!
This is an empire waist dress and therefore should hang uninterrupted (i.e., smoothly) below the bust seam. However, because this is Kim Awkwardashian, there is a huge bumpy crease below the bust seam due to the dress tucking itself into the top of the trio of girdles she is wearing underneath the dress. Not so much body-con as body-compression.
A properly lined, properly fitted dress would skim her body and not bunch up like this.
From the back and side views (at DM), you can plainly see her backfat and armpit pudge spilling out.
Even those shoes are tied so tight they are giving her ankles muffin top!
Final thought on this look: her flat paralyzed hair looks to have been doused with motor oil.
But, you know, she seems pleased with the look. Oh wait! No, she does not seem pleased about anything. At all. Marriage, family, money, motherhood, an empty pointless life? Nada.
What is this trick’s fascination with leather and suede in the summer??? She is becoming as ridiculous with fashion as that wacko husband of hers.
She is so…..oh, what’s the word I’m looking for?…….oh yeah!……..ORANGE.
I don’t know how she and the rest of her Klan can look in the mirror and believe that they all look beautiful with that jacked up face and implants! Kim especially, she used to be exotic looking and gorgeous!
I actually think she looks good; goes to show what wearing a garment in your size, with proper foundation items, can do to improve one’s appearance.
Here is the ONLY positive: at least it isn’t a two piece ensemble. She is just gross and so are her clothes.
The cut of the dress is perfect for her body, but suede… a suede dress… *shudders*
Oh, don’t forget folks, Kanye has told us he intends to “elevate” the taste of this generation, so we must all recognize the genius behind seemingly nonsensical fashion choices. We should expect short sleeved parkas this winter, but not until a record cold spell hits.
How much time and money does she spend everyday on clothes, hair and make-up just to walk a few steps into a car?
Photoshop. That’s all.
Kim looks slimmer here because as hideous as that dress is, it’s actually her size. The zipper isn’t holding on for dear life. People look skinnier when they wear clothes that fit.
DM is now reporting that as a part of their show Kim will state that a lady in first class told her to shut that black baby up when North was flying somewhere with her. I just can’t any more. She just tells so many lies that without absolute proof I don’t believe a word that comes out of her mouth ever.
Exactly! Usually I wouldnt think people would be capable of using their kids for attention but this is Kim-rolleduptowel-Kardashian, she will do whatever it takes for a few headlines on online gossip sites. She lacks credibility and for peopke to respect and believe you u have to earn it which she hasnt.
Btw glad my comments are posted on here, DM keeps censoring when I criticize her. Shitty journalism, freedom of speech doesnt apply if you criticize their queen of trashy
I don’t believe one word of this. If a person really was shouting those things the other passengers would have clearly heard it too and we would have gotten a wiff of this happening during that time..maybe not the full story, but someone would have heard and said something.
I call BS.
Has anybody seen the story on radar about Kim and kris claiming someone on a plane told her to shut her black baby up? These people are beyond pathetic.
Yeah call me a cynic but when I saw it I assumed it was yet another Kartrashian sympathy/attention story for ROL favorite family. It’s exhausting quite frankly.
KimME has a swamp creature for a sister so it is no surprise that she would have swamp but.
I think ‘swampy’ may be my favourite new way to describe KK.
Her spanx is screaming for help. You can see them in action in the second photo where the top band of her spanx is digging into her lower torso. Girl, if you dressed for your size, you wouldn’t NEED to murder a pair of spanx every four hours! What did those poor nylon undies do to you?
And her asscrack in that suede is less like a swamp and more like the inside of a crocodile’s mouth. Teeth included.
Oh, I truly do feel sorry for the narcissistic values that her daughter is inventively going to learn from her two parents. It’s really messed up and depressing.
All I see when looking at this person (??) is an automaton; a robot, coded to “be sexy”. The. End. Dead eyes. Can walk; move about. Soulless, and she just gives me the sads.
Newt is just a slimy porcine and vile little creature. As he has nothing of value to add to any conversation, whenever his greasy lips mice, all I hear is, “Oink, oink, oink.”
Ugh. iPhones. Couldn’t even correct this, had to move to my iPad here. I hate typos and my over-reliance on auto-everything.
“Whenever his greasy lips MOVE,…”
Not “Whenever his greasy lips MICE,…”
sigh
The dress is better than most of her getups but those shoes are TRAGIC. Holy fug.
Her teeny-tiny head atop her vastly overblown body is horrifying.
I actually like the dress … for once. I am just surprised she doesn’t have white shoes on, or something else that totally wrecks the whole look.
She looks like she’s been embalmed and just forgot to lie down
I know she’s had her face lasered for years and years, but why is it red, like she just had her face waxed? It’s so bizarre. She can’t dress, and for a stylist *tee hee* has zero sense of style. This is just another example of something not flattering and the wrong fabric, in a long line of unflattering bad fabric dresses. I did kind of think she’d finally just given up and worn spanx out, because someday that is going to happen. She’s just going to finally throw in the *fake baby* towel and wear her under harnesses out in public.