Tom Cruise and Brooke Shield’s new friendship is starting to freak me out. First their little girls were born on the same day. Then Suri goes to Grier’s birthday party. So far, so harmless. Now they’ve been spotted having dinner and gambling in Vegas together.

WTF?! Weren’t they supposed to be enemies after Tom dissed her and her acting career (or lack thereof) on national television? What about when Brooke told him that his beliefs were dangerous and that he should go off and save the world from aliens? I must have read the situation wrongly, because I thought those were definitely fighting words.

I’m really scared about this you guys. That’s one more person with sense who has fallen for Tom Cruise’s charm offensive. The Daily Mail also ran a story today about how Victoria Beckham is considering converting to Scientology just to be in with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I hope David has enough brain cells left in his brain after bleaching his head to tell his missus what a bad idea it is to hang out with the pint sized egomaniac.

Then again, his campaign can’t be working well enough if he’s only managed to sway Brooke Shields and Victoria Beckham with his “Xenu is good, honest!” offensive. They’re probably only hanging with Tom for the exposure, stringing him along enough in order for Tom to appear in their projects, and get them ratings and publicity.

Composite image is from Celebrity Stink.. Socialite’s Life has a picture of all three of them sort-of together.